In the evening. My mother had already prepared dinner. Our family of three has just finished sitting. I haven't opened my mouth to eat. A vague figure floated into the room.

When I caught a glimpse of this shadow with my peripheral vision. He was already sitting on the table of the Eight Immortals in my house. I didn't dare to slack off, so I quickly turned my gaze to the Eight Immortals Table. At first glance, it's really no one else. This isn't my bad grandfather. Long time no see. I just skimmed a little surprise in my mind. Forthwith. My heart sank again. What is the grandfather doing at home at this time? And look at the clothes on his face, and the anger is still gone. I really can't figure out where I'm messing with him.

Guard. My dad. My mother, these two mortals. It's not good for me to come up and say hello to my grandfather. Or is it that he is an old man who has a mind. He winked at me. Let me spend my parents.

I know it. I used an inexplicable reason to put my parents out of the door. Everybody knows that. I'm used to pretending to be a fool. It's okay to fool your parents.

As a result, my parents didn't have to eat, and I tricked them into going out. Behold. My parents just left. My grandfather had a seizure. He first grabbed the tea set on the table of the Eight Immortals and smashed it to pieces. kicked the pot of hot porridge in front of the dinner table away.

"Master. What are you doing? Don't you think your children and grandchildren are poor? My dad has been messing around for most of his life. Just mix up such a little belongings. You're all falling."

Behold. My words don't work at all. My grandfather still falls. And. Float up and grab the plaque of 'Mandarin Ducks Playing in the Water' embroidered for me by my sister and about to drop. I hurriedly jumped up and hugged my grandfather's legs.

"Ancestor. Don't we have something to say? You're always smashing like this. There will be no way to pass this day."

Behold. The grandfather still doesn't appreciate it. It's better to catch and fall. Unceremoniously. This ancestor has been wronged. How. It's so unpleasant.

The master smashed and smashed. Before and after. It had to be more than half an hour. You think. Our family itself is poor. There was nothing in the first place. was bombarded by him like this. There was not a complete thing left in the whole hall. If he smashes it like this, he will only have to demolish the house.

I saw him so unreasonable. I'm really out of the question. Again. The grandfather is a bad thing. I can't speak up to others. Helpless. I had an idea. To say. I'm just smart. Let this crazy old man go crazy. I ran out of the door with a puff of smoke. I'm not out to move the soldiers. But......

I rushed into the ancestral hall of our village non-stop. I found a good big pass. Finally found the tablet written by the old man after the death of the grandfather. The words 'Shao Dechuan' are clearly written on it. He really thought I couldn't cure him.

I quickly took out the tablet from the ancestral hall. Rush home. My grandfather isn't crazy yet, he's still looking for something to smash. Of course. I happened to appear at the same time, how could I chill the heart of the master. I stood behind the grandfather and called out to the grandfather. I didn't wait for the grandfather to react. I'll put his tablet in his old man's hand.

The grandfather was angry. He raised his hand as if he were breaking something in his hand. Just as he was about to drop what he was holding. His eyes suddenly lit up and he could see what he was holding. His own tablet. Let's fall. He just had to dare to fall. He was immediately wiped out. Isn't it arrogant. This is a very stern warning to my grandfather. I respect you as my ancestors. It is to give the orthodox yin. You've got to carry it. He knows better than anyone else. A profound Mr. Yin and Yang is more than enough to deal with him.

"You should know. Put it there," the grandfather gestured to the tablet in his hand. Then hand it to me. I also pinched a handful of cold sweats. Fortunately. This will be too honest for the master.

I bowed and took the tablet in my hand and offered it to the table of the Eight Immortals, which had not yet been smashed in my house. This time. I didn't forget to tease my grandfather.

"Master. Why are you so troubled? You see you smashed the tablet to pieces. The tablets that want to be offered to you are a little shaky. ”

"It's all angry with you, the turtle grandson"

"I've offended your old man somewhere. You'll have to tell me. Otherwise. Oh, where do I know? I don't know what's wrong. I don't know how to correct it. ”

"You don't have to pretend with me here. Pretending to be confused. You give me a little care," the master was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.

"Master. I don't really know. If you have anything to say, you can always say it. You see you smashed the house. You want your grandson Shao to wander for a long time."

"Shut up for me. I can't knock you with a cigarette bag and pot."

"Master. Who are you talking to? It's so atmospheric. ”

"With you"

"Follow me. Can you be a prisoner? I've provoked you. ”

"No offspring. You're covered in. I don't know. ”

"You didn't say it."

I made my grandfather so angry that his face turned green. The whole figure was erratic. Faltering. He was so angry that he couldn't even lift the cigarette pouch and pot. He was an old man who was relieved for a long time, and when he came back to breathe, he felt like he was terminally ill. Long. Finally held back a sentence. He roared:

"You should do a good job of yin and yang, how can you say that if you don't do it, you won't do it. Who are you worthy of. It's me. Or your master. You know. It took me a lot of effort to get you this errand. You know what. ”

"Master. I. I...... You're old. Also know. I've had enough of the days of pinning my head to my pants all day ~ in my crotch."

"You don't want to. You're all about it. Who made you call Shao Erdan?"

"Master. Don't keep spurring me with my pain points, okay. I didn't come up with this name myself."

"Turtle Sun. You have to thank the name. If you don't have that name. You think you're going to live until now. ”

"What do you mean. I might as well have a daughter. Such. You don't have to worry about it all day."

"No interest. If you're a woman. I'll see who dares to marry you."

"Master. Is my name still linked to my longevity? ”

"What do you say?" the master glared at me. To continue:

"Two eggs. Name implies. Two balls in the crotch of a man's pants. Whereas. A man's ball and egg is a polar yang thing. So. Every time you come into contact with filth, you will be invincible. I don't want to figure it out. ”

"Speak," the master yelled at me.

"Nope"

I'm a slow responder. Master. That's a flying kick in my ass. It hurt so much that I screamed. This old man is too ruthless. I'm not your descendant?

"Master. You tap it. I was cracked by you."

"What is an anal fissure?"

"Aphthous sores" I see that my grandfather can't understand the term anal fissure. Hurriedly changed his tune.

"Mouth sores on the buttocks. That's hemorrhoids," the grandfather knocked on the pot with a cigarette pouch. The mid-air that landed above my head. I'm anxious all of a sudden. Don't just move with Mr. Yin and Yang.

"Master. You old people can save it. You're really annoying me. I'm afraid that our grandparents and grandchildren will lose both, you know. ”

"Oops. You're threatening me. Mr. Yin and Yang is amazing. You should. You should know. Who is the Lord of Yama in this radius of a hundred miles. ”

"Master. Don't bluff me when you're old. You're in the dark at any time. But after all, it's a ghost. As long as you're a ghost. I will be able to subdue you."

"Come on. You cure one and show me. Believe it or not. I'll go back today and erase your original ancestry in the Netherworld."

"Believe it or not. I'll dig up your grave for you now. Your tablet. I'll break you to pieces immediately," I took the tablet on the table of the Eight Immortals in my hand and smashed it.

"You turtle grandson. Simply. It's lawlessness. Aren't you afraid of being damned......" The master didn't come up with a breath of yin qi. Collapsed directly on the ground, like a water stain.

I immediately threw over a 'Soul Resurrection Talisman'. The bad situation of the master is better. I lifted my grandfather up from the ground. Hurry up and kowtow to pay no. Smoking his mouth and calling himself a bastard. The master's anger has subsided a little. I've got revenge for smashing my house.

"Master. What kind of anger are you always angry with? No matter how bastard I am, I wouldn't be stupid enough to dig my own ancestral grave. You're always right. You see. I'm joking. I'm mad enough about you. It's really funny."

"The family is unfortunate," the grandfather sighed with emotion.

"Master. Don't be too angry. We're all in a hurry."

"You turtle grandson. At a young age. Why is it so poisonous? ”

"Ancestral Virtue"

"What" the old man just dissipated. I tossed it out again.

"Master, you said that you should not be like a wronged young woman. If it's not right, I ran to my mother's house to complain. Good or not"

"You're too much of a. You dare to scold me" said in a hurry. That's fast. The grandfather came over with a cigarette pouch and pot. Thanks. I'm quick to respond. Otherwise. I'm really going to be taken away by my grandfather's soul pocket.

"Master. Exercise restraint. What the hell are you doing today? You can always make it clear. Otherwise, it will be bad to cause even greater misunderstanding."

"The day before yesterday. Your master has gone to look for me."

"My master has gone to look for you. Master, are you okay now? "Everybody knows that. My master has long since passed away. But his soul wandered in the mortal world. There is the possibility of resurrecting the soul at any time, after all. He has that ability.

"There are apprentices like you. Can he have it? ”

"Master. Then why did Master look for you? ”

Then I'm going to ask you. Why don't you do what you say you want to do yin and yang? your master."

"Then why didn't Master come to me himself?"

"Turtle Sun. You're so confused. Your master died because of you. Do you think you can be at ease when you see him? "Everyone. It's all clear. Originally. Our master and apprentice have violated the taboo of the master's door. Only one of our masters and apprentices can survive. And Master chose to die by himself so that I could live. This kindness. It's like reinventing. It's unforgettable.

"Yes. Master. This yin and yang behavior is too dangerous. I just don't want to do it."

"Dangerous. That. You're not all evil. I don't die. What are you afraid of? ”

"Master. I'm afraid that one misstep will become a thousand hatreds."

"That. I'll tell you. You don't do it. Die faster. You can do it yourself."

"What can I do?"

"I told you about it before. Your notepad. It's your merit book. Whether you will ascend to heaven or hell when you die depends on the notebooks you keep up. You've lost it all. I don't remember either. You are dead. Do you know. ”

"Master. I really couldn't have a better choice. Do you have to die for me? ”

"Whatever you want. Weigh it yourself."

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