Chapter 441: The Grass and Mud Horse of the Literary Fan
Before returning to the third brigade, Shao Yitian's mobile phone rang, and it was Li Qingyu calling. Since returning home for the New Year, I haven't seen Li Qingyu for almost 20 days, and I haven't contacted her.
Seeing that the call was from Li Qingyu, Shao Yitian's first reaction was what did Li Qingyu call him about? Could it be because of the illegal construction of the house of the Seventh Princess?
Shao Yitian pressed the answer button while flying: "Hey, sister, what's the matter?"
"Shao Yitian, where are you?" Li Qingyu's anxious voice came from the other end of the phone.
Hearing Li Qingyu's voice, Shao Yitian couldn't help but think: "Could it be that Li Qingyu wants to see that he thinks like an ant on a hot pot?"
I don't know when Shao Yitian's self-good feeling became so good.
Shao Yitian said: "I'm on the way back to the third brigade, is there anything wrong?"
Li Qingyu said: "I'm waiting for you in the third brigade, you come back quickly." ”
After speaking, he hung up the phone without waiting for Shao Yitian to say anything.
I'll go! I just hang up, and I don't say goodbye to my brother, it's really rude. Shao Yitian complained and put away the lemon phone.
When it was time to return to the third team, Zheng Shuang pulled Shao Yitian aside with a wicked smile on his face and said, "Brother Tian, Fairy Qingyu is coming to you again, tell me quickly, where have you two come to it? Is there one?"
Seeing Zheng Shuang's obscene appearance on the fat man's face, Shao Yitian glared at the goods and scolded: "Get out of the way! The mind is so impure, do you think Brother Tian is such an impure person?"
As soon as Li Qingyu saw Shao Yitian, he didn't talk to Shao Yitian at all, and ran away with Shao Yitian.
I'm going, sister, what are you doing here?
"Sister, what's the matter?, you're in such a hurry, can you tell me?" On the way to the morning, Shao Yitian hurriedly asked.
Li Qingyu said while driving: "The alpaca has not eaten or drunk for the past two days, and I don't know what's wrong, I communicate with it in animal language, and it ignores me." So, I'm going to come to you and see if you can do anything?"
Brother is not a veterinarian, what's the use of you looking for me, I don't know anything about this grass and mud horse. When he was at home, his brother only raised chickens, ducks and pigs, plus cows.
"By the way, Shao Yitian, where have you been to all these people?
When Shao Yitian heard this, he smiled and asked, "Sister paper, I haven't seen you for so many days, do you miss me very much?"
When Li Qingyu heard this, he sighed in his heart, and said in his heart: "How does this villain know that he misses him?
But when he saw the bad smile on Shao Yitian's face, Li Qingyu knew that Shao Yitian was doing evil!
"Hmph, who misses you, this girl wishes you didn't come to Heaven!" Li Qingyu said insincerely.
Shao Yitian continued to tease: "If I don't come to Heaven, I'm afraid that a certain fairy surnamed Li will get lovesickness." Saying that, Shao Yitian deliberately looked at Li Qingyu, which clearly meant Li Qingyu.
Li Qingyu saw that Shao Yitian, a villain, was still making fun of himself, so angry that he stepped on the accelerator suddenly, and the speed suddenly rose suddenly, and then made a sharp turn, Shao Yitian was unstable, and his body was thrown on the door, which scared Shao Yitian into a cold sweat!
I'll go! This girl's sense of revenge is too strong, isn't it? A few more times of such speed and furiousness, I guess I will be scared to death!
"Alas, how do you get to the Seventh Princess? Isn't the alpaca at your house?" Shao Yitian couldn't help but ask when he saw that the route to the Seventh Princess was there.
Li Qingyu said: "I saw that the alpaca didn't eat or drink for the past few days, so I brought it over for the Seventh Princess to see." ”
Sister paper, you asked the Seventh Princess to treat the grass mud horse, aren't you kidding me, it is estimated that with the ability of the seventh princess, she is only good at killing the grass mud horse to stew hot pot!
After arriving at the illegal house of the seventh princess, the seventh princess was sitting on the sofa repairing her manicure, and when she saw Li Qingyu bringing Shao Yitian over, she immediately stood up from the sofa and said, "Alas, this princess will disturb your little couple to treat the alpaca here." I'll go first, Qingyu. ”
"Seventh Princess, why are you talking nonsense!" Li Qingyu heard the Seventh Princess say that he and Shao Yitian were a little couple, and his pretty face turned red.
"Oops, our little witch is blushing, it seems that she has really fallen in love, it's amazing!" After saying that, the seventh princess disappeared into the room.
After the seventh princess left, the room immediately fell silent, Li Qingyu lowered her head shyly, pulled the corners of her clothes with both hands, and looked like a shy little girl.
In the end, it was Shao Yitian who broke the embarrassment and said, "Sister, what about the alpaca? Didn't you ask me to come over to treat the alpaca?"
"Oh, yes, yes. Li Qingyu reacted at this time, and immediately walked to a room and brought the alpaca out.
Shao Yitian looked at the alpaca behind Li Qingyu, his body was a little stronger than when he came to Heaven before, it didn't look like he hadn't eaten or drunk for a few days!
Shao Yitian is not a veterinarian, how can he know the reason why alpacas don't eat or drink, and said to Li Qingyu: "Why don't you teach me the beast language, and I will communicate with alpacas?"
Li Qingyu said: "Alpacas can speak human words now. ”
Shao Yitian's heart suddenly rushed like thousands of grass and mud horses, how long has it been since this grass and mud horse became a fine?
Later, Shao Yitian knew why the grass mud horse became a sperm so quickly, it was entirely because Li Qingyu fed Yi Xian Immortal Grass to the grass mud horse when he was fine, which was better than some pills.
Therefore, in a short period of time, the grass and mud horses have become fine.
Since the grass mud horse has become a refinement, Shao Yitian talked to it directly and asked, "I said grass mud horse brother, what's wrong with you?"
The grass mud horse glared at Shao Yitian and said, "Why are you scolding? You are the grass mud horse brother!"
Grandma, you're a grass mud horse! Call you a grass mud horse brother, that's looking up to you, and you're still putting on a score, right?
Shao Yitian didn't bother to bother with the grass mud horse, so he changed his words and said, "Okay, call you an alpaca." ”
"Alpaca, then let me ask you, why don't you eat or drink these days?" asked Shao Yitian.
The alpaca tilted his head and said: "You human beings don't understand the pain and loneliness in my heart, in this boundless heavenly court, there are immortals flying over the mountains and seas everywhere, as an alpaca, I feel that my life is so lonely, just like a green leaf in a thousand flowers, although it is so conspicuous, but it is indeed so lonely......"
It is completely known that the previous owner of this alpaca must have been a literary and artistic young man, and he must have recited a few poems of Xu Zhimo to the alpaca when he was fine. Over time, the alpaca has been remembered in my heart, and now it has become a fine one, and it has become a literary and artistic grass mud horse.
I'll go! What kind of literature and art are you pretending to be in front of my brother? My brother doesn't eat this. You have a clear 2B appearance, but you still have to pretend to be a literary fan.
"Don't talk to me about these useless things, talk about people, say quickly, why don't you eat or drink these days, if you don't say it, I'll stew and eat hot pot for you, I heard that your meat is delicious." ”
When Shao Yitian saw that the grass mud horse was still a literary fan, he knew that Li Qingyu spoiled it too much, so that it got carried away and forgot that he was just a grass mud horse? Therefore, it was necessary for Shao Yitian to sober it up and let it understand his identity.
Li Qingyu heard that Shao Yitian was going to kill the grass mud horse and stew hot pot, so he hurriedly went to question Shao Yitian, but before he could speak, he saw Shao Yitian winking at her, and Li Qingyu swallowed the words that came to his mouth.