The grass mud horse immediately set his eyes on Li Qingyu's body and said, "Dear hostess, are you just watching the brutal warlord bully and suppress your loyal knight?"

I'm going! Nima, what is this all about? Warlord and knight, you are a combination of Chinese and Western, right?

Li Qingyu saw Shao Yitian's eyes, knew that he couldn't help Cao Nima speak, and said, "I obey him in everything." ”

"Ah, my dear mistress, I can't imagine that you have fallen like this, and you are like a boat in the storm, and at last you have surrendered to the storm, and you are like ......."

Shao Yitian didn't want to listen to the words of the 2B pretending to be literary and artistic of the grass mud horse anymore, so he immediately interrupted his words and said: "If you chirp crookedly, I will really cut you with a sword, and then stew you and eat hot pot." ”

Shao Yitian said, sacrificed the Tongtian Sword, and when he saw the Tongtian Sword in Shao Yitian's hand, the body of the grass mud horse trembled, and the 2B literary and artistic fan on his body instantly dissipated without a trace, and immediately became an authentic 2B grass mud horse.

"Big brother, don't do it, don't do it, we have something to say, something to say. The grass mud horse hurriedly said with a smile.

It's just that as soon as the smiling face of the grass mud horse is revealed, the appearance makes people laugh, because it is so funny.

Seeing the grass mud horse changing so quickly, he was stunned for a moment, this Nima beast changed its face faster than a human.

"Why haven't you eaten or drunk these days?" Shao Yitian didn't want to talk nonsense with the grass mud horse anymore, and asked directly.

Cao Muma said: "Big brother, you also know, I am this age, and I am already at the age of talking about marriage in the alpaca world outside, but I stay here, and I can't even see my mother, which can be described as lonely, empty, and cold! After a long time, I got lovesickness." Big brother, you also know that this illness comes like a mountain, and the illness goes like a thread......"

"You're a literary fan, aren't you? Why are you talking so much nonsense? Isn't it just spring? Do you need to say so much?" Shao Yitian scolded directly.

Li Qingyu, as a girl on the side, heard the conversation between Shao Yitian and Cao Muma, and couldn't help but think in her heart: "These days, I haven't seen Shao Yitian, a villain, and I also lose my appetite, can't I also have a spring? No, I just have a bad appetite these days, how can I have a spring?"

Li Qingyu didn't want to be okay, but his face turned red again.

Cao Muma was really afraid that Shao Yitian would kill it to make a hot pot, so when he heard Shao Yitian's words, he quickly nodded and said, "Yes, big brother, I am indeed in estrus, I don't want to eat anything these days, and I want to vent the anger in my heart." ”

"Okay, I've got you covered, you can go back to your room first. Shao Yitian waved his hand at the grass mud horse and said.

The grass mud horse turned and walked towards the room, and said as he walked: "Alas, who can understand the pain in my heart, my mood at this moment is like a wild flower on the side of the road, expecting someone who knows flowers to pick me, but it is the flower thief who picks me ......"

Seeing that the grass mud horse pretended to be literary and artistic again, Shao Yitian scolded: "If you don't shut up again, I will castrate you now, see how you are in heat!"

When the grass mud horse heard this, he suddenly felt a cool breeze blowing underneath him, and his hind legs hurriedly clamped, and then he couldn't wait to run into the room.

"Sister, I've figured out the symptoms of the alpaca. Shao Yitian said to Li Qingyu.

Li Qingyu blushed and nodded and said, "I already know." Shao Yitian, is there anything you can do about it?"

Shao Yitian originally wanted to say his own way, but when he saw Li Qingyu's shy appearance, he couldn't help but have bad thoughts, and asked with a smile: "Sister paper, let me ask you a question first! If this man suddenly wants to do that with a woman, what do you say?"

Although Li Qingyu is still a big girl with yellow flowers, she has never eaten pork and has never seen a pig run! So when she heard Shao Yitian's words, Li Qingyu's mind subconsciously thought of the men and women who stripped naked together at that time, and then did that shameful thing together.

However, then Li Qingyu reacted that Shao Yitian only deliberately asked like this, the purpose was to see his own jokes.

After thinking about this, Li Qingyu was so angry that he clenched his fists, made an angry look, and hit Shao Yitian.

Shao Yitian hurriedly dodged and said: "Sister paper, why do you do it, I'm asking you a question seriously, if you don't answer, forget it, why do you have to do it, you are too unreasonable." ”

"You scoundrel, you are still reasonable, see if this girl doesn't beat you to death!" After speaking, Li Qingyu chased after Shao Yitian like a little girl.

After a while of frolicking, there was a brief silence in the house. Li Qingyu glanced at Shao Yitian in front of him and said, "Hey, villain, what should I do about the alpaca?"

Shao Yitian turned his head and said with a smile: "I have two ways, one of them is once and for all, and the other is not a cure, and I can only temporarily keep the alpaca from estrus." I don't know which way you want to hear it?"

Li Qingyu said: "I want to listen to both. ”

"What a greedy girl. Shao Yitian said, "Okay, for the sake of your beauty, this genius will tell you both methods." ”

"This one-and-done solution is to turn the alpaca into a eunuch!" Shao Yitian said.

Li Qingyu looked at Shao Yitian like a curious baby and asked, "What is this eunuch?" As an immortal who has stayed in the heavenly court from birth to adulthood, Li Qingyu really doesn't know what this eunuch is.

Shao Yitian looked at Li Qingyu with a surprised face, and his sister paper didn't know what a eunuch was, which really surprised Shao Yitian.

The alpaca hiding in the house heard the two of them talking, and immediately rushed out and said to Li Qingyu: "My dear hostess, I beg you not to turn me into a eunuch, otherwise I will be worse than dead!"

Shao Yitian said to the alpaca: "Hurry up and go back to the room, or I will turn you into a eunuch now!"

When the alpaca heard this, he did not dare to complain, and obediently ran back to his room.

When Li Qingyu saw this, he became even more curious about what kind of torture this eunuch was, and then asked: "Shao Yitian, tell me quickly, what is this eunuch? Is it torture or what?"

Shao Yitian looked at Li Qingyu and said, "You really want me to tell you, I'll explain it to you later, don't beat me." ”

Li Qingyu said: "I'm sick! Why am I beating you? If you don't explain it to me, I'm going to beat you." ”

"Well, that's what you're going to hear, so I'll tell you. Shao Yitian said helplessly, "This eunuch is a product of the feudal society in the mortal world, and now there is no more in the mortal world." This eunuch was in the palace serving the emperor and the concubines. Sister paper, you think, this emperor's harem has three thousand beauties, all of them are as beautiful as flowers, and the emperor is not skilled at all, and he can't be wet with rain and dew at all, after a long time, there will definitely be concubines who are lonely, empty and cold. ”

"This eunuch serves the concubine every day, in case the concubine hooks up with the eunuch, then he will not cuckold the emperor. Therefore, in order to prevent a few less green hats on his head, the emperor naturally came up with a countermeasure, and this countermeasure was to turn all the men who served the concubines into eunuchs. ”

"It's very simple to turn a man into a eunuch, that is, to cut off the two eggs under the man. If you don't, I'll ......."

"Shao Yitian, you scoundrel, scoundrel!" Before Shao Yitian's words were finished, Li Qingyu shouted and raised his fist and hit Shao Yitian.