Chapter 403: Double-faced Wife 8
Hearing the sound, the cat spirit slowly twisted the cat's head, and the fat butt was facing the screen.
It looked gracefully towards the door.
It sat like a man, squatting straight, sitting like a well-trained nobleman, with a pair of amber eyes hanging slightly, as if contempt for all beings.
The eyes that refracted mottled points of light in the darkness were mysterious and weird, and they were full of demonic energy.
After seeing Jinli clearly, it shook its beard, as if it was laughing at Jinli for making a fuss.
The cat spirit turned around, Jin Li saw its eyes clearly, his expression returned to indifference in an instant, but the words echoed repeatedly in his mind like a storm: Dogs are more than ghosts.
People are scary and can't be scared to death, cats are scary, scared to death, and there is no warning at all.
Unexpectedly, he really doesn't pick his body at all!
didn't say a word of greeting, and the corpse was on the cat.
Uh~ As if he didn't say hello last time, Jin Li slammed the door, strode over, slapped the cat on the head, and said in an angry tone: "Hell, can you say it first, who to scare?" ”
The cat's lips squirmed and made a small meow.
Jin Li pinched the cat's lips viciously: "What, can't you speak?" Aren't you quite capable, you can spit out a few cat words! ”
The beard of the cat's mouth hung loosely on the sides, indicating that he was in a relaxed mood.
It's not interesting to get angry unilaterally, Jin Li let go of his hand, took a few steps back, and sat lazily on the edge of the bed: "This plane is very chaotic and unstable, you can also see it?" ”
The cat moves its buttocks, and the cat's paws tap twice on the keyboard, and a word appears on the screen: No.
Jin Li stared curiously at the pair of cat's paws that were so flexible that they couldn't talk: "Then what are you doing here?" ”
There are no obstacles to cross-species survival!
The cat's two front paws crackle and tap on the keyboard: make money.
Then he turned his back, his head was slightly raised, and his cat's eyes were crooked, and Jin Li actually saw two words in his micro-expression: praise me.
Like a very bewitching slut.
Jin Li glanced at the cat spirit, stood up and leaned in front of the screen, his eyes swept to the title of 'The Male God's 900 Million Little Wife', and the corners of his mouth twitched violently.
What spicy chicken theme......
It's not serious at first glance.
Looking at the text again, it is really not serious, browsing down line by line, summarizing in four words, Su out of the sky.
"What the hell is written? Did you misunderstand what I told you last time? "Jin Li clicked the mouse, if it weren't for respecting someone's labor results, I really wanted to delete it with one click.
Cat Essence Typing: I've checked, the world's literary style is like this, and this is the only way to make money.
Jinli: The literary world of this world is coming to an end!
"As a Heavenly Dao born of you, shouldn't what you have to do be to reverse the style of writing that has seriously deviated and be unique!"
Cat Essence Typing: It's not my world, it's my business, I want to make money!
Persistence to make money.
Jinli: "...... Yo he~ I've learned all the dirty words, it's okay! It's pyrotechnic. ”
Jinli, who is close to the ink, won't admit it, she can't understand it, what does a cat do to make money, marry a bunch of female cats, give birth to a bunch of cat cubs, and from then on, the native cat will go to the pinnacle of life and rule the world?!
The cat spirit wagged her tail and sat straight in front of the computer looking at Jinli, as if to say, you don't understand my world.
For the sake of Jinli's eyes, it is especially Erha.
What kind of mental journey has a heavenly path that looks down on the world from above has become a money-making tool.
Jinli was more curious: "You used to use computers?" ”
Looking at his skillful typing, I deeply feel that people are not as good as cats.
The cat spirit took out a few books from the side of the computer desk [Computer Basics] [Microcomputer] [Operating System Tutorial] [Introduction to Writing] [My Composition Teaching System]
Jin Li clearly remembered that these books had not been there in the morning: "Where did they come from?" ”
Cat Spirit: "Borrowed from the library." ”
Jin Li was speechless, native cats love to learn more than her......
There seems to be no reason to stop him from studying, let alone his grand ideal of making money: "You go on, I'll sleep." ”
Jinli fell on the bed, intending to squint first and recuperate.
The cat spirit suddenly jumped from the computer desk to the bed, and her movements were light.
Jin Li raised his foot and kicked him off the bed: "What are the two big men lying on the bed, get out of the code." "Your cutie is waiting for you on the other side of the screen...... I just don't know what kind of mood those cuties have when they know that the book they read is coded by a native cat, thriller or surprise...... Hell knows!
The cat spirit glanced at it, its amber eyes rolled around, and she jumped from the ground to the table, burying her head in the code, serious and terrible!
Jin Li opened his eyes and glanced at it, his heart was extremely tired, and there was another demon in the family.
At nine o'clock in the evening, Jinli, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly woke up with a high-pitched and frightened scream.
Sitting up on the ground, he first saw the cat spirit half-twisted, one eye staring coldly at the woman at the door, and his eyes revealed a refreshing coldness.
It was an annoyance to be disturbed.
Hei Xinlian pointed at the cat spirit, her fingers trembled slightly, and she was full of disbelief at the scene she saw: "The cat spirit, the ghost ......?" ”
The cat spirit raised the cat's paws, ready to go.
As if to warn the woman at the door, dare to scream again and scratch your face.
When Jinli came back just now, he was so shocked to see the cat spirit that he forgot to lock the door.
"Kang Tao, Kang Tao, get up quickly, there's a ghost at home!" The earth cat plays with the computer, that's not what an evil is, although Hei Xinlian forcibly occupied two bodies, she has never seen a ghost, and when she was creepy, she forgot that Jinli could also be a ghost.
The Black Heart Lotus ghost roared and screamed, completely angering the cat spirit.
The cat spirit pounced on the door like a streamer, raising its claws to scratch Black Heart Lotus's face.
"No!" Jin Li exhaled.
"Ahhh The black heart lotus hugged her head and ran away.
The two voices were mixed together, and the cat spirit accurately extracted the blocking sound, and as soon as the paws were retracted, he landed lightly, and glanced at the embarrassed woman who fled, Tsundere turned her head and jumped on the bed, half-lying down, her pointed ears moved, and she looked at Jinli with her starry eyes, as if to say, you see if my movements are very free.
and so on.
"Equinox." Jin Li said in a low voice, got out of bed and stood at the door of the second bedroom, and saw Hei Xinlian fleeing back to the master bedroom in a panic, and locked the door tightly.
She quietly walked to the master bedroom, put her ear against the door panel, and heard Hei Xinlian calling the police, saying that there was a ghost in the house.
The corners of Jinli's lips curled, and he found the weakness of the Black Heart Lotus!
Fear of ghosts!
A brilliant idea came to life.
Heh~ A soul more terrible than a demon is actually afraid of ghosts!
Amusing!
Call the police, good!
The story of the wolf's coming, now Jinli is not afraid of the black heart lotus, but he is afraid that the black heart lotus will not move and consume her.
Jin Li tiptoed back to the second bedroom, touched the cat's head for the first time, and whispered: "The police will come in a while, remember that you are a native cat, and I smashed and twisted your cat's head." ”