The cat spirit stretched out her pink and tender tongue and licked the palm of Jinli's hand.

There is no trace of fierceness and coldness in the appearance, a well-behaved horse.

"Look for death, the disgusting habit of Bara learned there, lick me next time and blow your cat's head." Jinli wiped his hands with a tissue in disgust, sat down in front of the computer, and carefully erased the traces left by the cat spirit.

After clearing the traces, a man and a cat came to the living room.

Jin Li pointed to the bottom of the windowsill: "Go to the cat nest and lie flat, do your duty as a native cat." ”

The cat meowed, wagged its tail at Jinli flatteringly, walked with the steps of a king, and lay lazily in the nest, staring at Jinli's figure.

Jinli took out the vegetable beef in the refrigerator and cooked dinner.

After a while, the courtyard door was slammed.

Jin Li wiped his hands on his apron, stared at the cat spirit warningly, opened the courtyard door calmly, saw two familiar faces, and said in surprise: "Officer Wang, Officer Li, is there something wrong with the door so night?" ”

Officer Wang's expression was a little impatient, and he said helplessly: "We received a call from your wife to the police, saying that there was a ghost in the house. ”

It's no wonder that he is impatient, but the reporter is a little nervous, and says incoherently, what cat has become a sperm, playing with the computer at home, and glaring at her viciously, wanting to scratch her face.

After receiving the call to the police, after listening to the nonsensical alarm content, the police on duty were stunned, suspecting that someone was pranking and reporting a false police, and hung up the phone with a few stern warnings, ignored them, recorded the IP address, and prepared to report to work tomorrow, and sent someone to find out who ate the bear's heart and the leopard was bored to report to the fake police.

But the informant was very persistent, and as soon as the phone was dropped, he called in again, and asked for Officer Wang and Officer Li by name, and the officer on duty confirmed with Officer Wang and had to go to the police.

"Ghosts?" Jinli's expression was dull for a moment, and then he bowed to the two police officers and said with a wry smile: "I'm sorry for causing you trouble." ”

Well, I do have a demon in my house, and a cat spirit who can code words.

"Where's your daughter-in-law?" Officer Wang couldn't help but feel some sympathy for this man.

Jin Li said bitterly: "At home, I was cooking in the kitchen just now, she was watching TV in the living room, I don't know why I suddenly screamed a ghost, and when I ran out of the kitchen to see what it was, she had already run back to the bedroom and closed the door, I persuaded a few words, she yelled at the cat at home, I thought about letting her calm down, I didn't expect her to call the police again, I'm really sorry, my daughter-in-law has been taking medicine for a long time, Xu is hallucinating, she didn't mean it." ”

Officer Wang didn't answer, but entered the door and asked, "Where is your cat?" ”

"Here." Jinli led the two officers under the windowsill.

The native cat lazily glanced up at the stranger and threw its head back on its paws.

It's just an ordinary cat.

Finally saw the rumored cat spirit, Officer Wang squatted down and touched a handful of local cats, the cat spirit faintly had a tendency to raise its claws, Jinli hurriedly squatted down, squinted at the cat spirit, and the cat spirit instantly calmed down.

Turn your head and lick your hair to get rid of the smell of being touched.

Cats are very clean, they often lick their paws and body hair.

So, this is a normal native cat.

"Your daughter-in-law said that she saw the family cat playing on the computer in your house, and would crackle the keyboard with her flexible front paws, so I took it to the computer to see." Although Officer Wang didn't believe a word, he still had to go through the process since he came.

"Okay, I'll hug it." Jin Li grabbed the cat spirit first, and wanted to show his paws when he touched it, so that Officer Wang could not hold the supernatural appearance.

The three of them and a cat came to the computer, Jinli put the cat spirit on the table, the cat spirit glanced at the computer, and glanced at the two police officers with the stupid eyes of mortals, and the next person crouched in front of the computer and began to lick the hair.

The two officers felt despised.

Jin Li smiled dryly: "It's usually like that, a little arrogant." ”

Aren't all cats tsundere!

Normal.

Officer Wang said, "Is it convenient to check your computer?" ”

Tearfully to go through the procedure.

What's the matter?

"Please, two of you." While watching them collect evidence, Jin Li said sincerely: "My daughter-in-law is sick, please don't care about her reporting false cases, I promise to take care of her in the future." ”

Officer Wang raised his head and looked serious: "Lying and falsely reporting false police wastes public resources, fabricates facts to disturb public order, and will be subject to administrative detention, forget it this time, in view of your daughter-in-law's special situation, she will be exempted from punishment, don't have a next time." ”

"Yes, yes, thank you for your understanding" Jinli bent down and apologized: "I'm really sorry, I must be optimistic about her, if it doesn't work, I will accept her mobile phone." ”

The foreshadowing is buried.

has a legitimate reason to confiscate the mobile phone, lest Hei Xinlian flirt with those male partners on the Internet.

"Collecting her mobile phone is not appropriate, and it is suspected of restricting her freedom in life, you should focus on calming her emotions." Officer Wang said disapprovingly.

"Yes, yes, I listen to the officer." Jinli didn't plan to do it in one step.

When she reported the false police, she was not in a hurry.

The two police officers were preparing to evacuate, the bedroom door opened, and a head poked out, and the cat spirit meowed at the right time (>^ω^<), and turned his back to the police officer and grinned silently at Black Heart Lotus, Black Heart Lotus screamed: "Officer, take that cat demon away and burn it to death, it is really a monster!" It's going to eat my ......."

A wild roar.

Officer Wang looked at Jinli with a subtle look in his eyes, and was particularly sympathetic to him.

Jinli smiled bitterly again: "Two, it's hard work, I'll send you out." ”

"No, you can go and comfort your daughter-in-law." The two officers waved their hands and refused.

Seeing that they were leaving, Hei Xinlian immediately panicked, and wanted to run out to pull the police back, but she saw the fierce black cat facing her, pointed at Jinli and screamed: "Officer, don't go, he and the cat demon are in a gang, you go, just wait for me to collect the body tomorrow, believe me, they are really a gang, he is not Kang Tao, he was taken away...... He's going to hurt me! You save me!! Why don't you take me away? ”

It's better that she doesn't yell at these unfounded things, and after a few blind shouts, the two policemen involuntarily shook their heads, and their steps were faster.

It's not light!

is such a crazy wife on the stall, and her life is hard to become a yellow lotus.

This is postpartum depression, obviously mentally abnormal, crazy!

As a man, Officer Wang wants to go back and persuade Jinli to send him to a madhouse if he can't do it, life has to go on, how can he live with a madman, the child is only so old.

Ah, poor man.

Seeing the two policemen leave the yard, Jinli and the cat spirit turned to Black Heart Lotus in unison.

One person and one cat looked at Black Heart Lotus expressionlessly.

The eyes were cruel and cold.

"Youkai!" Black Heart Lotus's hand shook and slammed the door shut.

"You're a monster!" Jin Li muttered, "Let's go, eat." ”

The cat spirit glanced at the closed door with sneer and contempt, and followed Jinli's steps.

One person and one cat sit at the table.