"The Salesperson of the Shroud Shop"

Chapter 1 Palmistry

After returning from Zhaojia Village, Wu Yu was bent on easing the relationship with Sun Xiaoxi, but after making more than a dozen phone calls hoping that Sun Xiaoxi would go home, she hung up the phone on the pretext that she was busy with work and had a case at hand.

In the past few days, Wu Yu has conceived countless funerals, and has given his dead son more than a dozen names, but every time either Chu Xintian vetoes it, or Xue Hao feels that he is not domineering enough. The most headache for Wu Yu is Yu Chen's set of statements.

Yu Chen changed his previous state of ridicule, ridicule, and mystery, but carefully explained the funeral customs to Wu Yu according to the so-called yin and yang five elements gossip. even used Wu Yu's birth date and Sun Xiaoxi's birth date to combine Wu Yu's son's birth date, and selected a few better days to determine the funeral date of Wu Yu's dead child.

Xue Hao saw Yu Chen's expression as a charlatan, and couldn't help but sneer: "The blind fortune teller is like you, can't you make some senses?" Yu Banxian, you always read the tongue twister! ”

Yu Chen pressed his eyelids and said angrily: "While playing, have you ever seen a half-immortal who has nothing to recite a tongue twister." Lao Tzu is using Tianyan calculation to calculate when my brother-in-law and my sister will have a second child, you better not disturb me, lest there be problems in the calculation. ”

Wu Yu looked at the mysterious Yu Chen in surprise, and saw Yu Chen turning over the white pressure and pinching his fingers, he really had a little bit of fortune-telling blind energy, and couldn't help frowning and looking at Xue Hao: "He really knows how to tell fortunes?" ”

Xue Hao smiled: "If he can tell fortunes, I will be the reincarnation of Taishang Laojun." I read a fortune-telling book last night, and I'm going to take it out and show it today. I've known him for more than 20 years, and he grew up peeing and mud, if he could tell fortunes, we would have made a fortune a long time ago, and we still need to open such a small shop to make a living? ”

Wu Yu nodded: "Yes, but sometimes what he says is quite accurate, and I don't know which of his words is true and which of his words is false." ”

Xue Hao hurriedly whispered in Wu Yu's ear: "Since he read the Sherlock Holmes novel series three months ago, he has been obsessed with reasoning. The things he said were basically inferred, and I have to say that this kid has a bit of talent in this area, but he doesn't use it in the right place. ”

Chu Xintian also walked over: "Brother-in-law, if he wants to show you palmistry, don't let him show it." After buying a pirated palmistry book, he showed people palmistry everywhere, and he let him cut it with a knife himself, and he didn't see him die. Those things are all deceptive, don't fall for him, otherwise you and Sister Xiaoxi's savings will be cheated away by him. ”

The three of them were talking, and Yu Chen suddenly walked up to Wu Yu: "Brother-in-law, I calculated that your son was destined to die, but he was destined to be happy." Let me see your palmistry, and I will see when the happy events he brings to your family will appear. ”

Wu Yu looked at Xue Hao and Chu Xintian beside him, and Xue Hao rolled his eyes: "I'll feed the cat!" With that, he turned and walked to the back room. Chu Xintian also smiled: "I'll go back to the house and have a beauty sleep, and you can continue to talk." ”

Wu Yu looked at the two people who disappeared from his eyes quickly in surprise, and warned himself vigorously just now, as soon as Yu Chen came at this time, how could they run faster than rabbits.

Wu Yu's hand, who hadn't reacted yet, was grabbed by Yu Chen, and seeing Yu Chen's expression of a charlatan carefully studying his palm prints, Wu Yu regretted a little that he didn't go with Xue Hao to feed the cat.

Yu Chenshen began to mutter: "The lifeline is intermittent, brother-in-law, your fate is bumpy, and there are many disasters and difficulties." However, the lifeline is quite long, although it has gone through ups and downs, but the life span should be very long. ”

Wu Yu listened to it and felt quite comfortable in his heart, although it was said that his fate was bumpy, but at least it was a good thing to say that he had a long life. Wu Yuzheng was a little happy in his heart, and Xue Hao, who was going to feed the cat, suddenly ran back: "Last time, he told Xiao Song's grandfather and said that the old man could live to be 80 years old!" As a result, Xiao Song's grandfather died of a myocardial infarction the next day, only 68 years old! ”

Wu Yu felt a chill in his heart, and Yu Chen glanced at Xue Hao: "I'm talking about the life expectancy of life, who let his grandfather drink all the time, two catties of liquor a day, if he doesn't die, he will die." ”

Xue Hao smiled, turned around and walked into the back room again. Yu Chen continued: "The career line is clear and slender, which means that your career will be relatively smooth, and you will earn more and more money. ”

This sounds absolutely pleasing to the ear, although Wu Yu basically doesn't want to believe Chen's so-called palmistry. But people are like this, when they say good things about themselves, they know that they are false, and they are willing to listen to them as long as they are pleasing to the ear.

Chu Xintian walked out silently: "Didn't you say the same thing when you showed my colleague palmistry last time, but within a month, the girl was fired for using the wrong medicine, and she was sued by the patient, and she is still trying to find a way to compensate others!" ”

Yu Chen gave Chu Xintian a fierce look: "Don't you want to sleep in beauty, what are you doing here?" ”

Chu Xintian smiled: "I remember that the mask I bought last time seems to be in the drawer of the counter, I'll look for it." ”

Yu Chen looked at Wu Yu again: "Brother-in-law, don't listen to her nonsense, I saw the lifeline before I showed his colleague the career line, and that woman's fate is destined to have such a hurdle, whoever asked her not to listen to me will spend a few hundred yuan to buy a peace charm." These hundreds of dollars were saved, and even more was spent. ”

Wu Yu nodded in agreement, this Yu Chen is really a bit unreliable, otherwise Xue Hao and Chu Xintian would not be able to expose him like this. But after all, he is Yu Chen's brother-in-law, so he should be playing with his brother-in-law, and he smiles whatever he says.

Yu Chen continued: "The marriage line... Marriage line... Marriage line! Yu Chen repeated it three times in a row but there was no follow-up, and suddenly turned around and walked to the back room, saying as he walked, "I should go and feed that Wang Ba for me." ”

Wu Yu was stunned, he didn't care much about the lifeline and career line before, but what he cared about most now was this marriage line. I don't know if I can reconcile with Sun Xiaoxi, and I want to listen to Yu Chen's words at this time, even if it is to comfort myself, I can increase my confidence in my heart.

Yu Chen was stopped by Wu Yu before he took a few steps, and Wu Yu smiled: "Brother, you can't say half of what you say!" They don't believe that you will dismantle your platform, brother-in-law believe it! You tell me about my marriage line, this is what I am most concerned about now. ”

Yu Chen said with an embarrassed face: "Brother-in-law, if it's not my brother, I won't tell you, the key is that the two of them have been demolishing my platform, and I'm afraid you won't believe what I said." And then there is this palmistry and fortune-telling, which are all leaking heavenly secrets, do you know the cost of leaking heavenly secrets? That's to break the longevity, you don't want your brother to die young in order to tell you about marriage! ”

Wu Yu seemed to understand what Yu Chen meant at the moment, although he felt that Yu Chen might be fooling him. But it can't be helped, when a person is caught in a weak spot, he will believe whatever that person says. Wu Yu nodded again and again: "Brother, I will entrust you with all the things about my son's funeral when I go back, and my brother-in-law will definitely not participate, you can do whatever you want." You just need to quote me a bill, and my brother-in-law will reimburse you in full. ”

Yu Chen's facial muscles were a little stiff, as if he was holding back a smile. coughed lightly, and said with a serious face: "Brother-in-law, my brother is not here to make you money, you also know our relationship." According to the seniority in the village, you are my brother-in-law, and I will never make you money as an uncle to hold your son's funeral. But for the sake of your brother-in-law, you trust me so much, I will make an exception and break Yangshou to tell you. ”

Wu Yu nodded again and again, but he didn't notice that in the corridor leading to the back room, Xue Hao was holding a cigarette and Chu Xintian was looking at him. Xue Hao whispered: "Hit the snake with the stick!" I knew that my brother-in-law was so generous, so I fooled him into getting some money. ”

Chu Xin gave him a sweet look: "I don't know if it's really feasible for us to do this?" Yu Chen is also really, it's good to tell your brother-in-law directly if there is anything, I always feel that it is not fair to my brother-in-law and sister Xiaoxi to hide it from my brother-in-law like this. ”

Xue Hao spit out a smoke ring: "How can there be such a fair thing in the world!" What's more, my brother-in-law hasn't reached the point where he can know everything, let him understand it slowly! Judging from Yu Chen's progress, it is estimated that it will not take long for my brother-in-law to guess it himself, you see that the two of us dismantled the stage just now, isn't my brother-in-law a little suspicious. It's just that Yu Chen's kid is too good at finding other people's weaknesses, and that's how I fell for him in the first place. ”

Chu Xintian smiled: "This is the first time I've heard you say, what is your weakness?" ”

Xue Hao glanced at Chu Xintian: "Secret." After saying that, he turned around and went into the back room with a smile.

Yu Chen grabbed Wu Yu's hand again at this time, looked at it for a long time before saying, "Brother-in-law, there is no bifurcation in your marriage line, which means that you can only have one woman in your life." Judging from the current situation, this woman is Sister Xiaoxi. So you can only be a woman in your life, Sister Xiaoxi, and there will be no others. ”

Wu Yu nodded: "It's enough to have her, I haven't coaxed this one yet!" I can't stand anything else, tell me when I and your sister Xiaoxi will be reconciled. ”

Yu Chen pointed to Wu Yu's marriage line and said: "The marriage line is from thin to thick, which shows that the relationship between the two of you is gradual and will get deeper and deeper." But there is a particularly detailed paragraph in the middle, which means that there is a problem at this time, but the problem is not big, and the relationship is quickly enhanced. ”

Wu Yu nodded: "That's good, can you tell me a specific time?" ”

Yu Chen put down Wu Yu's hand and patted his hand on Wu Yu's shoulder: "Brother-in-law, how can you see a rainbow without experiencing a little wind and rain." You and Sister Xiaoxi must go through some danger in order to feel each other's sincerity, and the relationship can get better and better! In my opinion, it is estimated that in less than a month, the two of you will be reconciled. ”

Wu Yu was very comfortable when he heard this, if Sun Xiaoxi was really reconciled in a month, he would have to wait for this month, and the excited Wu Yu nodded again and again: "That's good!" As long as you can reconcile, it is not a problem to experience any dangers. ”

At this moment, Xue Hao walked out of it with his Elvis, and Elvis was carried by him with a reluctant face. Xue Hao heard the conversation between Yu Chen and Wu Yu, and said with a smile: "Look at the palmistry and the lyrics are all out, Yu Chen, your kid's ability to fool is getting stronger and stronger!" ”