She once said that missing each other is not only a pity, but also a kind of beauty, at least you and I met in the most beautiful years, and that is enough, she exchanged her half-life infatuation for a lifetime of stupidity, but I can only draw a lifetime of boundaries with her - chapter mark.

Women are the curse of our Shao family's men, my father's generation, the family is poor and stupid, and my grandmother is stubborn and ignorant of the world...... and many other factors, it is not easy to find a daughter-in-law when I am an adult, my father has four sons, two sons and four sons have no wives and no queens, it is considered to be broken two, the third son marries a wife and has a son is a daughter, and my father is left with this vein, fortunately, there is someone who is my second egg! The Shao family has not broken the incense, but my second egg has reached the age when it is time to pass on the incense, because there are many singles in the door, and the legend of ten miles and eight villages has a bad reputation, and the family background is bad and poor, and there is no previous or subsequent text for the blind date!

In our village, there are really many single uncles who crush people to death, they have no children under their knees, people can't move when they are old, you can't starve him, he is a hundred years later, as a nephew, you have to give him filial piety, send a pressure for three years, if there are three or five, then you can't turn over for a lifetime! Therefore, girls don't want to find this kind of family when they are looking for their in-laws, because they have a big burden and have a lot of bad luck! Marrying into this kind of family, you will wear linen and filial piety all day long, cry and wipe your tears! Whose daughter's daughter is willing to find guilt for herself, and poke the backbone of people's hometown and neighbors! In this way, the hardships, bad luck, complicated and troublesome problems left over from the previous generation were passed on directly to me! If my second egg can't break through the shackles that have been imprisoned for decades, my second egg will be a fucking single life, who the fuck is willing to come to the world this time, and finally fend for himself without a wife and no queen!

Now that I think about it, this is the reason why I followed Master everywhere to die, it was nothing more than two words 'woman', every time I was so frightened that my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were about to vomit out, and I had to take my life several times, and I still had to bite the bullet...... Women, yes, I want women, I am more enthusiastic about women than ordinary people, I want to break the confinement of family fate, be a normal person, and live a normal life, which is not very demanding, but it is difficult to do!

Fortunately, the matter is man-made, and because I have an agreement with the master before, I have taken the lead in several ghost incidents, and I have made great contributions, and the matter of my blind date has finally been put on the agenda, after all, there is a single apprentice under the master who follows his ass all day long, and his face is not disgraceful! Besides, your own home has not yet been built, and every woman in the courtyard knows how cold and hot it is, and your own rear is not yet stable, and you are still everywhere to eliminate disasters and avoid disasters, can you be convincing! Right!

That day

In the scorching summer, the willows were sluggish and weak, lifeless, the heat was churning, making people breathless, the master was afraid that I would be hot and called me to the hall, so she walked to the front and smiled and sorted out my clothes, and said, "What a good guy! I'm afraid I won't find my daughter-in-law."

Master drank big tea and smiled without saying a word, I don't know what to do, seeing that Master and Master are smiling with a spring breeze, there must be something, and Master and Lady don't sell Guanzi!

"Erdan, the master doesn't hide it from you, since Xingze accepted you as an apprentice, we are also your parents, and we have always regarded you as our own children, our own children hurt themselves, and we don't ask you for a daughter-in-law to become a family, this master has no light on her face, and she can't let go of this big stone in her heart, don't look at me and your master usually don't talk about it, but in my heart I am more anxious than your parents."

"Master, I let you and Master worry about it, when you and Master get old, Erdan will definitely honor you"

"Worry about it, as for filial piety, that's a matter of the future, I have to say that the front, our three tigers have been going to school outside, and we will definitely not come back to this poor ravine in the future, my master and I are still waiting to hold the grandson from you first, and then your mother will not take care of the child, and the master will take care of it for you."

"Shi Niang" was moved by Shi Niang's heartfelt words, and in addition to being moved, she was blushing and shy.

"You see that the second egg is still shy, thinking about marrying a daughter-in-law all day long, and I'm embarrassed to mention my daughter-in-law."

"Master, don't laugh at the second egg" made the master laugh on the side.

"Don't laugh, to get to the point, I asked my cousin of Li Jiazhuang to find you a girl of the same age as you, she and this girl are neighbors before and after, kissing, this thing must not be wrong, this girl is called Li Zhihua, this is still her father came to our village to ask the second master to give her a name, the name is like its person, a branch of flowers in Lijiazhuang, handsome, not short, with two braids, white and clean, two big watery eyes can speak, round face, a look is blessed"

"Master, is it that good?"

"Erdan, don't believe it, Shiniang went to the town to catch the market that day, and I saw that it was a good match for your Erdan, so I asked someone to tell you about matchmaking."

"Quick, don't ask your master to calculate, choose a good day for you to go to Lijiazhuang on a blind date"

"What's the point of this, the sooner the better, tomorrow," the master said.

"Okay, second egg"

"Row"

"Why is it so unbridled? Second egg, I don't want to go on a blind date."

"No, Master, it's just too sudden, too fast, and I can't accept it."

"Hey, Erdan, are you like your uncle, you tremble when you see a woman, as soon as the woman takes off her clothes, she runs away" Master made fun of me for the old disrespectful man.

"Come, Erdan, don't listen to your master's every right line, this is the master specially made embroidery, you are going to go on a blind date, the master will send you" I raised my eyes and looked, there was a plaque in the corner of the wall, I saw it to understand, it turned out that these days I have always thought that the master is embroidering ducks, in fact, it is not, but embroidered a pair of mandarin ducks playing in the water, lifelike, gorgeous as true, and then framed by the master this senior carpenter, it is even more wonderful, this is to hang above my hall, isn't it wonderful!

"Thank you, Master, why is it so good-looking" I hurriedly thanked him, this Master is too good to me.

"Erdan, you have been with your master for more than half a year, and you have some savings in your hands, you take out 200 yuan to give the woman as a meeting gift, this man must be generous and willing to spend money on the woman, you know?"

"Master, I know, I know, I am willing to take four hundred and two eggs"

"Two eggs, two hundred is just right, more difficult for others, more than I am afraid that people will say that they are greedy for money, do not accept it, I originally liked your guy, and then caused a misunderstanding, right, besides, two hundred we are also a scene person, we can take out one hundred and eighty in ten miles and eight villages, we take the number of two hundred to show sincerity" I think that era, in our village, two hundred yuan is equivalent to about two thousand yuan now, it is really a lot, it can also be said that it is unprecedented, this meeting gift is not a dowry after all, and if the blind date is not successful, you will not be refunded. Too much is not beneficial!

"Erdan, you hurry up and go home, let your father and mother, clean the house inside and out, and the people who like you will come to your family"

"Got it, Master" I picked up the plaque of the mandarin duck playing in the water and ran home, running over and over again and shouting:

"Erdan, I'm going to go on a blind date, I'm going to go on a blind date, I'm going to marry a daughter-in-law"

"Silly...... Is it crazy?"

When the elderly people in the village saw me shouting like this, they threw stones at me, still crutches......

I trotted home and told my father and my mother about this, and they were so happy that they cried, and my mother said, 'The second egg is finally promising, and he is going to get ahead'

"Daddy, what are you crying about, hurry up and clean the house, you're going to marry your daughter-in-law and hold your grandson"

'Yes, what are you crying about, Erdanniang, we should be happy' My father turned around and went into the back room with tears in his eyes, and came out in a while and said:

"Erdanniang, you clean at home, I'll go to the town to buy a few decent furniture, don't let the girl come and think our family is poor"

"Okay, you go, buy some good ones, don't move the money from the second egg for him to save for his daughter-in-law, and use the money from selling piglets a few days ago."

"I don't need you to explain this, I don't know yet?"

For most of the afternoon, my mother and I cleaned the three thatched huts, and in the evening, the furniture that my father bought was also decent and decent! Laughing so much that my father and my mother couldn't close their mouths, and my father kept muttering, 'This time I see it's done'

"That's it, the daughter-in-law of the pillar gives the trustee a matchmaker, and there is still something that can't be done."

At night, I lay in bed tossing and turning and couldn't sleep, this blind date is inexperienced, it's the first time I've grown so big! What should I say when I get to the woman's house, what should I call the woman's parents! Is it called uncle, or aunt, or uncle, or called, father, mother, no, it's not called earlier ......, this plum branch flower is not beautiful, is it beautiful! The waves are not waves, can I be in love with my two eggs, Mimi is not big, not big, not to mention whether it will feel comfortable or uncomfortable in the future, the key is that you will have to nurse the child in the future, and it is not good to starve the child...... I couldn't sleep this night, I was excited and nervous, which was more nervous than ghosts

Before the day dawned, I went to the master's house to knock on the door, the master got up early every day, and as soon as he knocked on the door, he answered, and when he saw that it was me, he kicked me in the ass, "You bastard, so anxious, you have been a bachelor for several lifetimes"

"Master, don't kick it dirty! The blind date is not good for people to see."

When the day was dawning, the master got up and freshened up for a while, "Erdan, you have been waiting here all night, are you thinking that you are about to have a daughter-in-law, and you can't sleep happily?"

"No, I'm just a little nervous"

"What are you nervous about, my sister is accompanying you, what are you afraid of?"

"Oh"

As the saying goes, get up early, rush to the market early, this is not true at all, if you go after three o'clock in the afternoon, not only is there no sincerity, if you are really a good girl and let the matchmaker lead someone away in the morning, it is not good.

Lijiazhuang is in the east of my village, it is also a big village, the old and young masters of the whole village are surnamed Li, from my village to Lijiazhuang to walk a few miles of mountain road, down the mountain road is flat, Lijiazhuang is not like my village is mountainous, the four directions of the southeast and northwest are mountains can not be seen at a glance, it should be regarded as a plain, the terrain is flat, the field is flat, it is planted with some wheat and soybeans in the whole village, much stronger than the mountain roots, you think that this mountain in addition to planting sweet potatoes is peanuts, in a dry year, can not irrigate, no harvest of particles! Otherwise, in our local area, there is a saying that jokes about the poverty of our village, 'Akiyamagen must be set up with electricity, and adults and children must have food', who can marry a good girl into this village?

After the master finished dressing up, she came out of the inner room, almost blinded my eyes, dressed like a seventeen or eighteen girl from the city, her long black hair went down to her chest, her short-sleeved white shirt showed that her pink face was like a peach blossom in March, a pair of light-colored jeans on her legs, plain but not demonic, and a pair of black high heels that the master sold to her from the city on her feet looked even taller!

"Master, it's so good-looking, like that Hong Kong and Taiwan female star, like that, Lin Qingxia"

"Yes, second egg"