Bypass the south courtyard wall of the cousin's house and walk to the back of the house is the girl's house, the far door of her house is open, and there is really a posture to welcome the new son-in-law to the door, the cousin of the senior mother laughed before she saw anyone in the courtyard, and a simple middle-aged couple walked out of the courtyard, looking forty-six or seventeen years old!

"Come on, Erdan, this is Zhihua's father, call it quickly"

"Dad, mother" I didn't know what to call out these two words when I was excited, only to see Zhihua Niang's embarrassed smile, my old father-in-law was obviously angry, snorted and turned his head to ignore me, it was really a bit reckless, mainly because there were too many things that I couldn't sleep last night

"This kid is so anxious, I haven't seen the girl, I have recognized my father and mother first, I think this matter will be done" Senior cousin, my cousin smiled from ear to ear.

"Erdan, called uncle and aunt, the child is honest, not very good at talking, don't be surprised" Shi Niang played a round.

"Let's go into the house," the old mother-in-law gave in lukewarmly, and the old father-in-law went back to the house with a straight face and behind his back.

This let the cousin go in first, nervous I don't know which leg to take, I saw that the sister began to leave, I was afraid that I would fall and quickly step up to the leg and almost squeeze the sister to the ground!

"What's wrong with you, kid, you weren't so reckless before," the teacher asked.

"No, the door is too narrow"

I followed the master into the house, Mom, I was dumbfounded, the whole room was full of people, three aunts and six women, nine uncles and sixteen aunts, I stood at the door, countless eyes looked at me like a monkey, I also looked around the room and didn't see a young girl!

"Erdan, why don't you come over and pour tea and water for you aunts and aunts," my cousin greeted me.

I walked to the coffee table in the crowd, in a hurry, what about the thermos, I looked around, just wanted to reach out and pick it up, the foot arrived first, let me kick it crookedly, the hot water 'goo, goo' bubbling out, I hurriedly picked it up, looked at the future old mother-in-law and father-in-law, all angry face was green! Make the surrounding laugh! However, fortunately, there is still a half-thermos left before it is spilled!

I grabbed some tea leaves and put them in the teapot, and just wanted to put down the teapot and pour some water, but who knew that I didn't put down a crisp sound in my heart, and the teapot fell to the ground and shattered! Oops how this should be, it scares the hell out of me!

"Oh, it doesn't matter, don't laugh at you guys, you guys are not as good as others when you go to your mother-in-law's house for the first time! It doesn't matter if the teapot is broken, let this new aunt buy a few new pairs for another day," the cousin kept playing round.

"Dog leftover, go to my house and get a teapot, your third grandmother is at home, don't be thirsty for your aunts"

A young man flew out of the house in response, I looked at these people in front of me and was a little embarrassed, why am I so useless, this first impression is bad.

"Hey, who is this girl? She looks handsome, white and watery," an old and dizzy girl asked, pointing to her mother.

"This is the man's sister, I can't see it," the other girl chimed in.

"It's funny, this is my cousin, the children are in their twenties, and you're still a daughter, you really know how to laugh at people," the cousin said.

"Hey, what's the relationship between your cousin and the man," they asked again.

"I'm the mother of the second egg," the master said unhurriedly with a smile.

"How can you say that you are a mother, so unruly, just thinking about being young and beautiful, my son doesn't dare to admit it"

"So young, my son is really so old, it's really fake, don't lie"

"Zhihua, Erhua, come out, come out, see how young and beautiful your future mother-in-law is, and how handsome she is than you" A girl then shouted.

At this time, a girl walked out of the inner room, her raunchy bangs were just at the eyebrows, tied with two braids, and her white goose egg face seemed to be holding water! The two big eyes are like talking to a fan, a fan is like a ripe cherry, which makes people just want to take a bite, and then look at her bulging breasts, straight, sexy, and ready to come out, I can see that my second egg is drooling in my mouth! Blessed are the future.

"Auntie," she ran to the door of the master and called politely, glanced at me secretly, and then buried her head and played with her pigtails.

"Come, child, this is a meeting gift prepared for you by Erdan, two hundred yuan, take it"

"Auntie, I can't ask for it, so much money, I really can't ask for it"

"Child, take it, this is a meeting gift, this is the benefit of my daughter's family" Shi Niang.

"Erhua, take it, this is a meeting gift, not a dowry, not to ask you to marry someone else's young man immediately," my cousin persuaded her.

"This person is really a scene person, there are so many meeting gifts, Erhua will definitely be blessed to marry in the future" A few girls babbled

"I heard that the people in the mountains have been too rich in the past few years, and they are much better than our bottom of the mountain, it seems to be true......

"Erhua, hurry up and take it, are you unwilling or what?"

Li Zhihua was so charming and shy that she didn't know what to do, so she had to hand over the money in her hands to her parents.

"It's so simple, you can definitely support it if you marry a family" My excited little heart is about to jump out, this Nima is more exciting than fighting ghosts!

"This kid is very beautiful, what a good boy"

"Erhua, you handsome mother-in-law can not speak?"

"Yes," Zhihua felt more and more embarrassed.

"Hey, you girls don't talk too much, let these two children go out to play, this society, now it's open, the children are in love with themselves, let them talk about love by themselves, adults don't stand in the way, don't get in the way, and then find each other, no one will be involved, right"

"Erdan, come on, lead Erhua to the creek in the east of the village to play!"

"Oh"

"Let's go out and have fun"

"Okay" she ran out first with a twist of her cheek, I followed her out of the house, and looked at her carefully, this tall figure, walking with two legs can not be separated, it must be a place, and I will definitely be able to give birth to a big fat son in the future.

Do the girls in the boudoir have the habit of running? She kept running when she went out, and I chased after her, until she heard the flow of the babbling stream, she didn't stop, I didn't think that she turned around so violently that she swept back her face, and the soft black hair swept over my face in the twilight, and my brother almost fainted in the arms of the beauty!

"Why are you so close to people? Didn't hurt you," she asked with concern.

"No, I'm not afraid that you will fall" I thought in my heart, girl, please take a few more pumps, my brother is comfortable.

She was shy for a while when she heard my hurtful words, she was so ashamed that she didn't speak, she ran again, to say that women at that time were simple, and they were so pure that they were not very easy to communicate!

"Slow down, don't fall" I followed, for fear of breaking my new daughter-in-law again.

She ran and stopped and walked the dog with Nima, sister, you can't be stable, my brother mentioned the wine all the way, and let your three aunts and six mothers-in-law meet again, and they haven't eased up yet!

"What did I just hear them call you? What's your name?" she asked, pausing her light steps.

"Erdan, my name is Erdan"

"Erdan, what do you mean? You are like me, the big name, called Li Zhihua, the small name, because my sister is called the big flower, I will be called the second flower"

"Oh, me, two eggs, that's what it means to have two eggs in a man's crotch"

"What do you say"

"It's nothing" I twitched my mouth, my god, my mouth was bald again! Thankfully, she didn't hear clearly

"I mean, this name is very down-to-earth, my father and my mother think it's easy to feed by this name, isn't there still a dog egg, a cow egg?"

"Oh, that's it."

"Erhua, Erdan, we are really destined" I want to be close to others.

"I heard that you know how to do some handiwork and is a carpenter, and you are quite capable."

"Yes, it's to beat furniture or something" I day, helpless, had to break blindly, Lao Tzu is a carpenter, nothing to follow the master to make a coffin during the day, and he is quite capable, and he can tease with the ghost for a few rounds at night, but this can't be said, people must know that I am a half-pulled Mr. Yin and Yang, people will not live or die with me feel unlucky, this has to be concealed first, raw rice to cook mature rice.

"Did you go to school?"

"I went to school, graduated from junior high school in Zhenyi Middle School, didn't I just learn some handicrafts from my master?"

"I graduated from the first middle school in the town, it seems that I have some culture, and I am in the second middle school in the town, but I haven't finished junior high school!"

"Oh, so what do you usually do?"

"There is nothing to do, girls eventually have to marry someone to have children, find a good in-law to live a good life, can't find a good in-law to live a hard life, there is a good saying, a woman is virtuous if she is not talented, she doesn't have to do anything, in the end, marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, everything is over"

I love to hear this, marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, sister, you marry my second egg, just call, marry the egg and hold the nest, give me the second egg a son first, I will raise it first!

"Well said, women are in the house, men are outside, this woman has to do nothing, this man has to feed women, if you don't earn money, who will you spend?"

"You bastard, you know something."

"Hey, that girl was so young and beautiful just now, is it really your mother?"

"Ah, no, that's my mother, my mother is also a mother, I keep calling my mother" I think this can't be concealed and deceitful, I got married and saw that my mother-in-law had changed, and she had to leave me.

"I said, she looks so young, how can she have a son as big as you"

"Don't get me wrong, my sister is just young and good-looking, she is forty-six this year, and his own son is two years older than me."

"yes, I can't see it at all"

My day, looking at such a beautiful and watery girl, I really can't help it, my mind is hot and I go up and take her hand, because I have been muttering in my heart for a long time, I think of my two strange bachelor uncles, the eldest girl married to the family and undressed and hugged the bed, I didn't dare to go on, let the family stay widowed for half a year, people really couldn't help it, divorced, and finally let the yellow flower girl marry in is the yellow flower girl body walk, I summarize the two words, take the initiative! Yes, men should take the initiative!

"Hey, what are you doing" She wanted to break free, and every time she shook her hand, there was a crispy electric current flowing into my heart, and the lower body moved for a while.

"Hold your hand, aren't we in love now?"

"Who is in love with you, we just met for the first time, hurry up and let go, let people see that man dare to ask me in the future"

"I want you, I marry you, I'm a man"

"Why are you such a hooligan, you have to marry someone when you meet for the first time, it's too early for you to say this, we have to talk about it later, let it go quickly, otherwise, I'll call someone"

I said that I was bold and bold and small and small, and I was really let go of her scare, but my heart was still beautiful, and my nose asked me about my hand that I had just grabbed her hand, and there was still a woman's fragrance, it was really beautiful, or men were willing to find a woman, one word, cool!

"Hey, you said you were making furniture, take the time to add some new furniture to my house, now the few pieces in the house are too shabby"

"Okay, okay, okay, I'm always free" I thought to myself if this girl wanted to test me for being generous or stingy, although I am a generous person, I should be more generous

"What are you best at?"

"What I'm best at is making long cabinets and painting them with dark red paint."

"You're talking about the wardrobe."

"Yes, yes, smart"

I may have been dazzled by this beautiful prodigal girl and began to talk nonsense, and I didn't know how to think about it at the time, maybe I wanted to show off in front of this woman.

"How good are we doing this? However, it also depends on the wishes of the family, the wealthy family will choose a three-page board, saying that it is good for the children and grandchildren, and the poor family, the two-page board, bluffing, I and the master, usually two days will make a long cabinet, the front is wide and high, the key is to put a photo, the back is narrow, and you have to brush the dark red paint, and then dig a pit, and then bury the soil, pile a mound, I and the master will be done, usually the family will give the master a lot of money, don't do it, the master does not accept it, they think that bluffing people is not allowed to succeed! If you marry me in the future, you will not worry about food or clothing, and you will not lack money to spend."

I patronized and bragged about B, and I didn't see the girl's expression change! Just listen to the whispers in her mouth!

"How can you bury a wardrobe in the soil, are you still afraid of stealing the wardrobe? The front is wide and tall, the key is to put a photo, the back is narrow and short, and you have to paint black, you are in a coffin, right? ”

"Yes, I'm the one who makes the coffin, no, I make the furniture"

"Your master is that Shao Xingze?"

"yes, you know him"

"Hmph, who in these ten miles and eight villages doesn't know him"

"You are a coffin player who actually came to lie to me Li Erhua, you are not afraid that you will have a child and not **, you will go out and fall into the well"

"Hey, how do you scold people, Master and I are also doing good deeds, we don't steal or rob, what are you afraid of?"

"You're still graduating from junior high school, I think you've been in preschool for six years, and you haven't graduated in the second grade, it's really bad luck to meet you, you should leave quickly"

Li Zhihua angrily put down these words, and left me alone by the stream, I looked at the gurgling stream in a daze

"Did I say something wrong?"

On the way back to the village, my mother kept teasing me.

"Second egg, the girl in the photo is not"

"It's in the picture, okay"

"Oh, what's so embarrassing about my stupid boy, if this girl can marry you, it's a blessing for your family."

"No, Master, what a beautiful girl, but ......"

"How were you talking? Tell me about it."

"She said before that I was a second egg, and I was also a reasonable person, but then I ......"

On the day of the erection, the girl sent the 200 yuan meeting gift back to the original trustee, the meaning is obvious, people didn't get in with me at all, and people didn't get this little cheap, the first blind date encountered Waterloo, and life was ruthless again ** me.

The lady stood in front of me with the money for the meeting, and she wanted to speak several times, and I knew that she was the one who was surprised, and she also fell in love with the girl.

"Erdan, cheer up, there are good girls in the world, as long as the master lives for one day, I will help you Erdan marry a daughter-in-law, and I will handle the wedding for you, I don't believe it, and there are people who don't look down on my Erdan"

"Master, you are too serious, you are a second egg, useless, and you always let the teacher worry about it"

"Don't talk about it, kid ......"

"But, Master, I also thought about it, it's a good thing that she doesn't follow me, don't I just follow Master everywhere to avoid disaster, do good deeds, don't steal and don't be strong, what am I afraid of, I don't believe that there is no reasonable girl in this world"

"Yes, Erdan, that's right, I'm just a kind of child in the picture, I'm Shao someone over the years, I have been adhering to a sentence, the poor are good alone, and the good is good to the world, we haven't done anything wrong, let them look at us from a secular perspective, we don't get angry or do our own ideals, no one can hinder it, we can't control it, as for women, with your master and mother, I can't find it."

"Well, I know the master, you don't have to comfort me"

"Hey, it's a pity to see that the two children are a good match," the teacher shook her head and sighed and went back to the house.