Chapter 328: Teasing Zhang Xianzhong
"Not to mention, this Zhang Xianzhong is really bearable, this guy can be described as rough and thick-skinned, he just got a few fleas on his body at the beginning, although this guy is uncomfortable, but it is just twisting and twisting, and he doesn't show any big movements, that is, he occasionally scratches it, and it's not obvious."
Seeing how boring it was to go on like this, I got a few fleas on his body, this time it's terrible, there are more fleas that can be said to be itchy all over the body, this Zhang Xianzhong can endure it again, but how long can he endure it?
After a while, Zhang Xianzhong couldn't stand it anymore, his whole body itched, and he yelled directly, the ministers were all drinking, but suddenly hearing him roar, he was so frightened that he trembled, and several people fell to the ground in their hands.
But before they had time to ask their "emperor" what was the matter, they saw Zhang Xianzhong with his hands together, scratching his head for a while, and scratching his body for a while.
The ministers were also afraid of death, and when they saw this scene, they didn't dare to speak at all, and they didn't dare to laugh out loud, thinking, "What's wrong with our emperor?" How long has it been since you bathed? It's all lice, right? ”
But after a while, the itching on Zhang Xianzhong's body was gone, this was all old man Tian's ghost, let him itch when he wanted.
If you want to say that this Zhang Xianzhong is also thick-skinned enough, if this is the case, this wine is replaced by someone else with a head and a face, then the meeting will be broken up a long time ago, and it will not be able to drink it for a long time.
But Zhang Xianzhong was different, he laughed a few times awkwardly, saying that it was a perennial war, and it was time to go back and take a good bath, and then announced that the drinking party would continue, and he would go back to take a bath after drinking.
The ministers were also embarrassed to deal with it, but the old man Tian was in the dark, waiting for Zhang Xianzhong to pick up the wine glass, and when Zhang Xianzhong picked up the wine glass, suddenly he, a small black dot appeared in his wine glass.
At first glance, it doesn't look like anything, but when you look closely, isn't it just a flea?
This is terrible, Zhang Xianzhong was so frightened that he actually dropped a flea from his body in the wine.
If you want to say that the wine glass has not been raised, it is easy to say, but the wine glass has been raised, and several ministers and generals have drunk the wine, don't you drink it? That's not going to make sense.
After a strong psychological struggle in a short period of time, this Zhang Xianzhong can be said to be ruthless enough, his eyes were closed, when he didn't see anything, this glass of wine was like this, drowning a flea, and Zhang Xianzhong drank it into his stomach together, and he hiccuped.
At that time, the old man Tian really wanted to ask Zhang Xianzhong what the glass of wine tasted like, but people couldn't hear it, so he used actions to prove it, that is, Zhang Xianzhong drank a flea in every glass of wine.
To say that this is also vicious and insidious enough, this idea, only this old guy can come up with it.
But Zhang Xianzhong is thick-skinned, drinking one flea is drinking, isn't drinking a hundred fleas drinking? Later, I became numb, and I simply didn't care so much, and I didn't bother to look at what was in the glass, so I picked up the glass and started drinking, ignoring everything.
This can make Old Man Tian very helpless, and in the end, in order to teach this Zhang Xianzhong a lesson, Old Man Tian still remembered the old way, that is, I gave him the idea, to let this Zhang Xianzhong know about ghosts and gods.
So the old man Tian simply came forward, and didn't care about Zhang Xianzhong's face, and directly let out a thunderous question, asking Zhang Xianzhong what it was like to drink fleas in wine, but Zhang Xianzhong lost face.
At the same time that Zhang Xianzhong was frightened, the old man Tian also brought up the matter of Zhang Xianzhong's killing of innocent people, and when he spoke, it was a thunderbolt that split the tent to stink, so frightened that Zhang Xianzhong immediately got into the case and even scared out of urine.
After getting Zhang Xianzhong's affirmation and assuring that he would no longer slaughter innocent people, Old Man Tian picked up his actions, and when he left, he gave them a dismount before coming back.
"So that's how you tricked someone else's emperor?"
To tell the truth, although he said that Zhang Xianzhong was an emperor, he was promoted at that time, this guy was a bandit, and he was an out-and-out scourge bandit who slaughtered the common people, so he was not worthy of being an emperor at all, it was just that he was self-appointed.
"That's not, who told this old man to know how to kill ordinary people all day long? What did he do? It is normal for him to be taught a lesson, and he is angry for the people. ”
Old man Tian had a very disdainful expression, in his opinion, it was light to clean up Zhang Xianzhong this time, and it was kindness not to ask for his little life.
"Then it's a bit too much for you to make a fool of him in front of so many people, right? And also made him drink so much flea wine? Scared everyone to pee? Really. ”
Although I said so on my mouth, but in my heart, not to mention how cool it is, this old guy, the old brute, should toss him like this, and let him also taste the treatment of a waste.
Who told him not to even blink an eye when he killed the common people? He deserves to suffer this sin, he deserves to be tortured, he didn't let him die, he didn't make him a ghost, he didn't make him crazy, it was a kind of kindness!
Perhaps, this is also the root of human inferiority, in the face of such a thing, who is unhappy and uncomfortable in their hearts, can clean him up, who will let go of such an opportunity?
If I had been there, I was afraid that I would have resorted to even more drastic measures at that time.
Therefore, people have a heart of jealousy and hatred, like me, for characters like Zhang Xianzhong, I will never be merciful.
Had it not been for the fear that killing him would cause the country to fall into turmoil again, I would have shot this old boy to death with an arrow.
This thief didn't dare to do anything serious all day long, but there were so many soldiers under his command who followed him, no less than 100,000 people under him, so many soldiers, so many troops. Once it's messed up, it's no joke.
Especially in such a turbulent era, in such a war age, who does not yearn for power? Everyone wants to dominate something, so I don't believe that the generals and ministers under Zhang Xianzhong will always be willing to be a courtier, none of them are eager to do it alone, but there is no such person as Zhang Xianzhong, who does not have the guts.
But if I kill Zhang Xianzhong, then the consequences will be unimaginable, and the people below will become a plate of scattered sand, and then they will be chaotic, and it will lead to chaos in the whole world, and thieves will be everywhere. The common people are even more struggling to make a living.
Therefore, this is the reason why I didn't shoot Zhang Xianzhong with an arrow today, let the common people of the world suffer, it is better to keep such a person to live for a while.
And what Old Man Tian didn't do tonight has also seen the effect? That's the best result.
"Okay, since you have done your part, then Zhang Xianzhong will also keep to himself, now it is almost dawn, let's hurry up and rest for a while, I have to hurry to Yunnan tomorrow, this matter can no longer be delayed."
I gave an instruction to the old man Tian, and went back to bed and continued to sleep, he is a ghost, but he is not sleepy, he can sleep sooner or later, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't sleep.
But as soon as I fell on the bed, I found that I was groggy and my head was a little swollen, this is not a sign of usual drowsiness, brain swelling, what kind of rhythm is this?
But before I could think about it, I was already asleep.
When I woke up again, I was locked in a firewood room, and there was a mess around me, and there was a smell of odor, and staying in such a place was directly a kind of torment, extremely uncomfortable.
But in my body, I found that I was already tied up at the moment, tied to a wooden pillar with my backhand, and my feet were also tied up, and I couldn't move.
"Someone, someone, someone!"
I writhed a few times, but I couldn't move, and I could only shout in desperation.
Sure enough, after a while, there was a rush of footsteps outside, and it was the old shopkeeper who pushed the door in.
"Old shopkeepers? How are you? Did you tie me up? ”
I looked at the old shop with a stunned face, and then I remembered what happened last night, and the conversation with the old man Tian was very normal, and the critical moment was when I was lying down in bed to rest, and I felt that I was groggy at that time, and I couldn't remember what happened after that.
Could it be that this old shop gave me ecstasy incense? It seems that this old shopkeeper is not a legitimate businessman. If you know that you can't fight, then use other methods.
I'm really careless.,Blame yourself for this.,It's obvious that an old man has opened a shop here.,You don't have to think to feel that there's something wrong with it.。
In such a war-torn era, everyone went to flee for their lives, but he is a bad old man, he is not afraid of death, and he opened a store here, so how good can it be?
"Guest officer, don't blame me, I'm forced to do it~~~"
The old shopkeeper's words were not finished, and suddenly a fat-headed and big-eared guy walked in, as soon as this person came in, stretched out his hand, and directly pushed the old shopkeeper aside, carrying a nine-ring knife in his hand, his nose turned to the sky and looked at me, followed by a dozen small minions, at a glance, he knew that the helper was the local bandit who robbed the house, and by looking at that look, you could understand that they had not done anything good.