"Hey, it was the Sprinkler family who did it, don't blame this old man, I forced him to do it." This guy is quite daring, and as soon as he came in, he sprinkled his house one by one, looking like that, he was quite backbone.

It's just that he is too fat, although he doesn't have a figure to despise, but his belly is only afraid to be bigger than a ten-month-old pregnant woman.

If you want to say that people who starve to death are everywhere, there are countless people who fled the famine, and those who have no food can say that all the people in the world can't eat enough, but as a result, this guy can grow so fat.

I don't believe that he can grow such a fat body with a sip of plain water every day.

"Hey, fatty, what's your name?"

I looked at the fat man in front of me, especially the big belly, and he looked no different from Zhu Bajie, and he looked like a smile.

"I'm only going to warn you once, don't call me fat, you understand?"

I didn't expect this guy to have such a taboo, and he was a little proud just now, but at this time, when he heard me call him fat, this guy seemed a little angry, looking at the dozen or so little minions behind him, and asked them if they were fat.

Where did one or two of those little minions dare to tell the truth, constantly nodding their heads and saying that they are not fat, but they hold their breath one by one and do not laugh out loud.

Fortunately, the fat man had his back to them, and he couldn't see the movements of those little minions behind him, otherwise, he would have been angry.

"Okay, okay, then can't I call you fat? Then you haven't answered my question yet, fatty, and I ask you what your name is. ”

Suddenly, I thought it was more fun, especially the guy in front of me, his IQ didn't seem to be enough, and he seemed to be ready to talk to me about the truth or something.

"Okay, then I'll tell you my name, my name is Jin Erfat, and my brothers with the same name call me Erfat, as for my little brothers, they all call me Fat Boss."

I'll go, this guy's IQ is really not good, this name has been called Jin Er Fat, and people don't call him fat, it seems that he is also a person with a strong sense of vanity, so I might as well do what he likes, paralyze him with good words, and let him untie the rope for me?

"Fat boss, then you said that I didn't offend you, and I didn't get in your way, so why did you tie me up? You're here for my money, aren't you? It's okay, you take all those gold and silver treasures and everything, I don't care, I just ask the fat boss to give me a way to live, okay? It's not easy for all of us in this troubled world, do you say yes? ”

I looked at this golden two fat, not to mention, when I looked at him, I suddenly felt like a person, that is, the national leader of our country.

It's just that this guy has messy hair and a scar on his face, and he looks vicious, looking like a "good man in the green forest", which is contrary to the fact that the national leader is fat.

"Don't tell me this here, I don't think you're a good person, you're a corrupt official, right? Usually there is no shortage of people's fat and people's ointment, right? I said you are really hateful, do you know how hard our people's lives are, eating bark and grass roots for more than half a year, you are a corrupt official, you still run away with so much gold and silver treasures, and you want to go to harm the people while the world is in chaos, right? ”

This Jin Erpang co-author sees me as a corrupt official, so if this is the case, it will be easy to say, as long as it is explained clearly, he will let me go.

It's just that this dead fat man is very disgusting, there is a strange smell on his body, not to mention, he walked to my side and pointed when he spoke, and the smell already made me unbearable, and he reached out to knock my head for a while, and then beat my chest with his hand or something, which made people very unbearable.

"Hey, I said Jin Erfat, how long has it been since you took a bath? Why is there such a big smell on my body? Aren't you afraid of smoking me to death in this firewood room? ”

When this guy heard me say this, he was immediately stunned, and wanted to get angry, but there was no reason, and he smelled his body in desperation, and when this guy approached his body, his brows were furrowed, and I didn't believe that he usually couldn't smell such a smell.

"What are you talking nonsense? I did it on purpose, do I understand? No, we people are out all year round, and there are wolves, you know? We're wolf-proof. ”

He didn't find anyone else with this excuse, but he even moved out of the anti-wolf spray? Co-authoring this patent is someone else's gold two fat, it's really amazing, I can see this guy's ability, it's really incredible.

"Eh, Jin Erfat, I said you're not stupid, this is a lie, it's true, as soon as you say something reasonable, you can also prevent wolves, are you still afraid of wolves?"

Seeing Jin Erfat's eyes blink one by one, I didn't save him any face, I said it directly, not to mention, when this guy heard me say this, his face immediately turned red.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing here? I'm talking about your problem, how did it get to me? Let's talk about it, how did you become an official, how much did you embezzle, how did you loot the people's fat and ointment, how did you harm the people, if you explain it clearly today, we may only break one of your dog's legs, leaving you to live, if you can't say it clearly, hum, don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless today, laugh at you, a lackey who works hard for the corrupt court. ”

This guy is saying that if you change your face, you will change your face, and I still have to adapt to it, this guy took out a small knife in his hand, stared at him horizontally, and said with spittle, which is simply the rhythm of my surgery.

It seems that he really hurt his self-esteem by me saying that he stinks, otherwise he wouldn't have lost such a big temper at me, and it can be seen that when he changed the topic just now, his eyes were dodging.

"Well, I'll also explain to you, I'm not an official in the imperial court, and this money is not looted from the common people, it's what I got after selling my property, and the purpose is to take it out to organize our own team to resist the Qing army."

In fact, I also understand that it is indeed wrong to use the matter of resisting the Qing army to carry the skin, but I also have no choice, how can I say it if I don't say this?

"Is it really to resist the military spending of the Qing army?"

was also said, listening to me say this, this golden fat face immediately eased, said that the face changed the complexion, faster than the chameleon became faster, just now this dead fat man was ugly and pulled a long face, at this time listening to me say this, his eyes widened, unbelievable.

"Needless to say, why did our Han people's country take up that amazing? No, Sichuan was occupied by Zhang Xianzhong, a ruthless and unrighteous guy, I have no choice, and now I can't deal with him, so I am ready to go to the disaster to develop, and when the force is stopped, it will be good to defeat the Qing army in one go and reorganize the mountains and rivers of my Ming Dynasty. ”

Seeing that this Jin Er fat man was also interested in this issue, and looking at his appearance, nine times out of ten he was also dissatisfied with the Qing army, so I also cured it and talked nonsense about it, whether it was the mountains or the sea, as long as I could fool him and get out.

Maybe this guy might even give me all my money back.

"You are really right, you are really a hero who saves the country and saves lives, if you want me to say, you don't want to reorganize the Daming rivers and mountains, just be the emperor yourself when the time comes, as long as you are good to the people, we can all follow you, we can support you, but don't be like that Zhang Xianzhong dog thief, you know that you slaughter innocent people, just blame me for not having that ability, otherwise I would have killed him earlier, and it would not have happened yesterday."

Not to mention, this Jin Erfat is also a patriot, look at this guy with a fat head and big ears, but he still has the common people in his heart, and this guy also hates that Zhang Xianzhong, this is the topic between the two of us, this is the common ideal between the two of us, as long as there is a common enemy, we are friends on the same front.

And just now I thought this guy was stupid, but now it seems, it's not! This Jin Erpang is also a powerful character, and more importantly, he also likes to use his brain, and he is not the kind of dumbfounded.

As he spoke, he was ready to untie the rope for me.

"Fat boss, wait, I know this person."

But at this time, a thin monkey-like little brother suddenly stood behind Jin Erfat, these guys are really okay, the fat ones are gone, but the thin ones, they are as thin as a piece of firewood.

I want to laugh when I look at it, but when I see the skinny monkey come out, I suddenly feel a little uneasy in my heart, this guy won't come out to say bad things about me, right? If that's the case, then I'm really done.

Jin Erpang also looked at the thin monkey suspiciously, waiting for him to explain, and he was also wondering if I was telling him a lie.

"Yesterday, he killed hundreds of Zhang Xianzhong's men, and after an arrow hit Zhang Xianzhong's arm, he fought with Zhang Xianzhong's subordinate General Ma for hundreds of rounds, and finally injured General Ma, and then shot an arrow that made the army that pursued him dare not take a step forward, and then retreated."

I'll go, this skinny monkey came out to say this call, and the skinny monkey is really okay.