"You're a brain-dead!" These words kept echoing in Wu Dalang's mind, and after being brainwashed by this voice over and over again, she really believed that she was sick. Then with a demented face, he followed Pei Zhenzhen to Juliet's residence.

As soon as she entered the room, Juliet excitedly pulled out a stack of canvases from under the bed, carefully spread them out on the table, and proudly introduced to the two, "These are the proud works that I have accumulated over the years of studying painting in the Western Regions."

He pointed to one of the particularly unrestrained paintings and said, "Look at this Mona Lisa bathing picture, it has won the runner-up in the 13th Western Regions Human Photo Painting Competition!"

In the face of these unrestrained paintings, Pei Zhenzhen looked at them with relish, and Wu Dalang just glanced at them, and exclaimed with a red face, "I'm a little uncomfortable, you appreciate it slowly, I'll take the first step." ”

As soon as she turned around and walked to the door, she heard Juliet's joking voice, "Brother Lang can have such a big reaction when he looks at a portrait, shouldn't it be as Sister Pomegranate said, you are a daughter dressed as a man!"

Wu Dalang slowly turned around when he heard this, and said with an embarrassed smile: "The women you painted are all surging, and my chest is like a flat river, how can it be a daughter!"

Pei Zhenzhen answered, "That's it, that's it, when it's convenient for me to be with her, she pees farther than me!"

Wu Dalang was at a loss when he received this, and just wanted to ask something, he opened his mouth again, "Brother Dalang, don't care about these details, after all, you are a brain-dead, just watch quietly." ”

Although it was a scolding sentence, it was said very gently from Pei Zhenzhen's mouth, which made Wu Dalang feel very relieved when he heard it, as if to say, "Don't worry, I am here for anything, you just need to hide behind me!"

She then stood back beside Pei Zhenzhen, looking at the painting, while muttering, "Why is it so big......"

At this time, Juliet said to the two, "You two taste carefully, and I will make you a pot of tea." ”

Pei Zhenzhen immediately smiled and said, "Thank you, Brother Ye, I look at your painting, and I feel dry mouth!"

Of course, Wu Dalang was not interested in these paintings, and looked at Pei Zhenzhen, who was focused, and couldn't help but ask him, "Do you like big ones too?"

Pei Zhenzhen replied as a matter of course, "Of course, the master said that if you have the same money, you must choose a big one!"

Hearing such a strange answer, Wu Dalang didn't know what to say, so he had to smirk on the surface, and said in the bottom of his heart, "The chest is so small, and the sadness is so big......"

After a while, Juliet came over with two teacups, and just wanted to hand them to the two, but they were all picked up by Pei Zhenzhen, and said with a smile, "Brother Da Lang, my mouth is very dry, you drink so much medicine in the morning, just give me all this tea." ”

Juliet saw him slowly bring the teacup to his lips, and a wicked smile gradually rose at the corner of his mouth.

Suddenly, Pei Zhenzhen shouted at the window, "Sister Pomegranate, why are you here!"

Frightened, Juliet hurriedly ran towards the window, and Pei Zhenzhen took the opportunity to pour two cups of tea under his bed and made a grimace at Wu Dalang.

Juliet poked her head out of the window, and after looking around a few times, she didn't find Sister Pomegranate, and just wanted to turn around to ask about the situation, only to hear Pei Zhenzhen scream.

"Ahh......h

Wu Dalang obviously saw him pour out the tea, and now he said that the tea was poisonous, and she was not really brain-dead, so she quickly guessed the meaning.

Without too much hesitation, Wu Dalang hurriedly stepped forward to support him, and shouted with his clumsy acting skills, "Don't be okay, if you leave, who will take care of me who is brain-dead!"

Thinking that he was really poisoned, Juliet began to laugh wildly, and said, "Hahaha! I knew that you bastard even Sister Pomegranate could look up to you, you must be a pervert, now, you really fell for Uncle Ben's scheme!"

Pei Zhenzhen fell to the ground, looking pained, pointed at Juliet and asked in a trembling voice, "You, why do you want to calculate me? What kind of grudge do I have against you?"

Juliet sneered at him and said, "I don't have any grudges against you, but you're a cultivator, why are you idle to take care of our mortal affairs?"

Pei Zhenzhen didn't answer and asked, "You are not a cultivator, how do you know that I am a cultivator?"

Juliet touched her chest, took out the gold wire monocle she had just worn when she entered the academy, and said proudly, "This is the 'Krypton Gold Dog Eye', which is made of the eyes of fifty huskies, which can see through the combat power of others." The combat power of ordinary people is five, Kublai You's combat power is two hundred and five, and you, as a cultivator, have ten two hundred and five!"

Speaking of this, Pei Zhenzhen interjected, "Isn't that two thousand five?

As soon as he said this, Juliet's mood immediately collapsed, and she cried, "I'm going to scold you! I'm going to scold you! Do you know how I survived last night? Because of you, all my firsts have been taken away, and that Sister Pomegranate told me when she left that she will come to me tonight!"

He burst into tears, pointed at Pei Zhenzhen again, and said fiercely, "Don't worry, the poison in the tea is not fatal, I will stab your dantian, abolish your cultivation, and finally tie you and Sister Pomegranate together, so that you can taste the taste of life is worse than death!"

As he spoke, he took out a thick chain from the cabinet, walked towards Pei Zhenzhen step by step with an evil smile on his face, and threatened Wu Dalang, "Get out of the way, otherwise I will kill him now!"

Wu Dalang still wanted to protect Pei Zhenzhen, but he heard him urge, "Yes, yes, yes, you go quickly, I can't wait to be tied up with Sister Pomegranate!"

Hearing that Pei Zhenzhen drove her away, Juliet took out a soft sword from her waist and pointed at her and said sharply, "Don't move, Lao Tzu has spent so much effort, all to catch you, today this fool is over, I see who can protect you!"

Wu Dalang was pointed at the sword, and asked in fright, "You, what are you going to arrest me?"

He didn't answer, just continued to tie Pei Zhenzhen with iron chains, Pei Zhenzhen saw that he was busy, and began to inquire, "Brother Ye, you have wasted so much time on me, aren't you afraid that other killers will come over and rob you of your credit?"

He was busy for a while, until he tied Pei Zhenzhen into a zongzi, finally settled down, and said with a cold smile: "Didn't you say that the person who asked you to protect her?

Hearing this, Pei Zhenzhen also calmed down, and said with a long sigh of relief, "That's good, that's good!"

Juliet felt that something was wrong, and said in surprise, "You drank two cups of poisoned tea, why are you still not fainting?"

Pei Zhenzhen saw him react, and replied with a laugh, "I dazzled you, I didn't drink your tea at all, and besides, I could see that you were not Juliet on the first day I entered the academy!"

The fake Juliet was horrified and asked, "How do you know I'm not Juliet?"

Pei Zhen said proudly, "Because I have known Juliet before, the real Juliet knows my real name, and when I made up a random name, you didn't react at all." So, I deliberately tested you again today, saying that you like to eat cornmeal the most, and you still don't refute it, but the real Juliet has never eaten cornmeal at all!"

After listening to him, the fake Juliet who was recognized was not panicked, and said arrogantly, "What can you do if you are recognized, you are now tied up like a zongzi, is it possible that you can beat me with your hands." I can tell you, this chain that binds you is specially made, even if you use a high-grade immortal sword, you can't even think of splitting it!"

Pei Zhenzhen said contemptuously: "I'm afraid you don't think that in the cultivation world, the level of high-grade immortal weapons will reach the top!"

As he spoke, a black light shot out of his chest, the black light flashed, and the iron chain instantly shattered into dozens of sections, and in the next breath, the artifact roast chicken was held in his hand, the black light shimmered, and the black air was steaming.

Seeing that the gap in strength with the opponent was too great for her to escape, Juliet immediately took out his hole card from her bosom, a two-inch-long, tubular firearm made of black iron.

He aimed the firearm at Pei Zhenzhen's forehead, and then there was an explosion of 'bang!', and a fire snake sprayed out.

But Pei Zhenzhen didn't avoid it, just turned his face slightly, and the fire snake hit him in the face unscathed, and finally dropped a small iron bead.

Seeing this, the fake Juliet glared and exclaimed, "This is the firearm that killed the monk Jiedan, what kind of cheek are you, you are unharmed!"

Pei Zhenzhen broke free of the chain and walked step by step, blasted the stunned him into the corner of the wall with one palm, and said proudly, "What is a monk in the Dan period, have you ever heard of it, people are shameless, the world is invincible!"

He pointed at him again and asked coldly, "Say, who are you? Who sent you? What did you do to my friend Juliet? What are you going to do with Wu Dalang?"

The fake Juliet struggled to prop herself up, with an awe-inspiring attitude, and said, "Lao Tzu is a professional killer, how can he betray his employer......"

Before he finished speaking, Pei Zhenzhen threatened, "If you don't say it, or if there is a half-lie, I will tie you and Sister Pomegranate together according to your original plan, so that you can't survive and die!"

"I say!

The fake Juliet seemed to be very afraid of Sister Pomegranate, and in the face of such a threat, she didn't dare to hide it in the slightest, so she had to answer truthfully one by one.

"I am proficient in the art of disguise, and I am known as the Killer of a Thousand Faces. ”

"I gave your friend Juliet a fake graduation certificate, and he happily went back to the Western Regions. ”

"This time, I was asked by Emperor Wen to kidnap Miss Wu, he and Miss Wu's father are mortal enemies, as for what to do, I don't know this. ”

Pei Zhenzhen nodded with satisfaction after listening to his story, and said, "You don't dare to deceive me!"

Fake Juliet hurriedly asked, "Then can you let me go?"

Pei Zhenzhen turned to ask Xiang Wu Dalang, "Do you want to tell your father about this?"

Wu Dalang shook his hand again and again, and shouted urgently, "No, if my father knows about this, he will definitely not let me stay in the academy anymore." ”

Pei Zhenzhen shouted, "Understood!" and looked at the fake Juliet with a rogue expression, and said, "It seems that I can only tie you up, and then tell Sister Pomegranate the reason, and ask her to help take care of it until the day we graduate." ”

The fake Juliet immediately scolded, "Why are you so vicious!"

Pei Zhenzhen didn't pay attention to him, but said excitedly, "If Sister Pomegranate knows that you will be disguised and can become the appearance of all kinds of handsome guys, will she be very happy!"