Chapter Ninety-Seven: Brain Dead
It was the middle of the night, and the full moon was high.
Kublai You saw outside the house that there was still candlelight in Pei Zhenzhen's house, so he knocked on the door and called softly, "Third brother, come out and see good things!"
Hearing Kubyiyou's call, Pei Zhenzhen pushed the door open, jumped out of the door in one step, quickly closed the door, blocked the door with his body, and asked nervously, "What good things do you want to show me?"
Kublai smiled at him and replied, "That Juliette get on the car and Fsky, just now took out a few paintings of women in the Western Regions to show the students, they were painted with a kind of oil paint, and the painting is just like a real woman, it is simply too unrestrained!"
Pei Zhenzhen was a little moved, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile, "Oh! can the painting be the same as the real one?"
Just wanted to follow him, but then thought of Wu Dalang who was still fainting on the bed in the house, waved his hand, gritted his teeth and refused, "I won't go, no matter how much he paints like a real woman, it's not the same as reading a villain book, what's the point......"
Kublai You was a little surprised by his answer, and wondered, "In this vertical and horizontal academy, apart from the wolf-like pomegranate sister, how can there be such a creature as a woman?"
He looked at the door behind him again, remembered the conversation he had with Sister Pomegranate yesterday, clapped his hands as if he had suddenly realized, and exclaimed, "I know! There is a real woman in your house, so you don't bother to follow me to see the unrestrained photo painting, and besides, the woman in your house is Sister Pomegranate!"
Pei Zhenzhen didn't know how to explain to him for a while, he just wanted him to leave quickly, and said perfunctorily, "Yes, yes! I still have something to do, you can look at Juliet's photo painting!"
Kublai looked at his anxious appearance, couldn't help but give a thumbs up, and sighed again and again, "Big brother deserves to be big brother!
After that, he was about to turn around and leave, but he saw Sister Pomegranate walking towards them, dressed in heavy makeup and wearing a red dress, like a ghost in this night, looking particularly terrifying.
Sister Pomegranate walked in front of the two with a smile, and before she could speak, Kublai You pointed at the two of them, and asked puzzledly, "Sister Pomegranate, why are you here, who is the woman in your house, big brother?"
As soon as Kublai You's words came out, Sister Pomegranate suddenly became angry, and the bun on her head was about to be curled, pointing at Pei Zhenzhen and asking, "Okay, you actually have other women behind my back, I want to see what kind of woman can beat me who is as beautiful as a delicate flower!"
Pei Zhen really thought, "If I really let Sister Pomegranate go in and see Wu Dalang fainting inside, she would have suspected that Wu Dalang was a woman disguised as a man, then it's not a hundred words that are difficult to argue, no, I have to find a way to break them up!"
He shouted, "That's enough!" and was so frightened that Sister Pomegranate, who was rushing in, froze in place.
He covered his face with his hands and sobbed, "Sister Pomegranate, you, you don't know something, I can't be with you!"
Sister Pomegranate looked at her sad appearance and asked in a trembling voice, "Why?"
Pei Zhenzhen looked up at Mingyue, and pretended to be deep, "Because my good brother Juliet, he also likes you, and I know that he is far superior to me in terms of appearance and knowledge, so I can only choose to quit!"
Sister Pomegranate asked him suspiciously, "You said that the young man with yellow hair and curly hair, he also likes me?"
Pei Zhenzhen nodded again and again, and replied, "If you don't believe it, you can ask Kublai to take you to see if he secretly painted a lot of your portraits, and he painted them very unrestrained!"
Pei Zhenzhen was still worried that she didn't believe it, she didn't want to, in the blink of an eye, she had already pulled Kublai You and ran to Juliet's residence, and she said excitedly, "Western Regions, interracial boys, bohemian, it's so much to my liking!"
At this time, Pei Zhenzhen finally flickered the two away, and was about to go back to the house with a long sigh of relief, but when he pushed the door open, the scene in front of him scared him out of a cold sweat.
I saw Wu Dalang lying on the edge of the table, his eyes rolled up, his mouth foaming, holding half a handful of dog food in his hand, and the other half in his mouth.
Just now, when Pei Zhenzhen was entangled with the two, Wu Dalang secretly got up from the bed, thinking to himself, "It's so strange, when I was kissed lightly by him, there seemed to be a surge of gas rushing in, and I felt full of strength, but after all, I haven't eaten for a day, and my stomach is still so hungry." ”
So hungry, she set her sights on the only food in the house, that is, what Pei Zhenzhen had been giving her to eat, Erhazhai Wangwang gift bag.
She thought that after two bites, she would continue to go back to bed and pretend to be asleep, and wait until tomorrow morning to get up and go to school like no one else. But as soon as she took a bite, she had another unbearable abdominal pain, and fainted after convulsions.
Pei Zhenzhen looked at her with a bewildered face, and couldn't figure out what happened during the period, so he had to carry her back to the bed again, and said to himself, "It seems that I still have to pass on some spiritual energy, so that she can recover as soon as possible, as long as her physique changes, she can enjoy this delicious dog food like me in the future." ”
In the early morning of the next day, the newborn sun woke up all things, and what woke up the girl was Pei Zhenzhen's loud call.
He gently shook Wu Dalang's arm and said loudly, "Dalang, it's time to get up and take medicine!"
Wu Dalang woke up from his slumber, only to feel that his lips were numb and swollen. She didn't know that it was because during her sleep, Pei Zhenzhen slowly transmitted her aura mouth-to-mouth, and she kissed all night without stopping.
This made her feel refreshed, and after confirming that her clothes were not passive, she asked puzzled, "What's wrong with me, why do I need to take medicine?"
Pei Zhenzhen was asked by her, and asked with a weak heart, "Don't you remember yesterday's events at all?"
Wu Dalang didn't want him to know about pretending to be asleep yesterday, so he had to reply hesitantly, "I just remember that I suddenly had a stomachache in the martial arts field, and then I ate something when I woke up, and suddenly my stomach hurt again, and I didn't remember anything else......"
Then he asked, "Could it be that I have a bad stomach and food poisoning?"
After listening to her description, Pei Zhenzhen had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and denied, "You don't have diarrhea, how can losing your memory have anything to do with eating." ”
He also asked, "Can you feel that there is a breath of qi flowing in your body, which is very comfortable, as if you have inexhaustible strength in your body?" ”
Wu Dalang nodded, indicating that this was indeed the case.
Pei Zhen smiled evilly in his heart, his surface was awe-inspiring, and he flickered, "That breath is your memory, it is turned into physical strength and flows to the whole body, the reason why you need to take medicine is because you have a brain disease, and you will unconsciously transform your intelligence into physical strength, which is a kind of natural disability, and you will eventually become a fool." ”
Hearing what he said, as if it were true, Wu Dalang asked in a panic, "You say I'm brain-dead, then why hasn't this happened before?"
Seeing his nervous appearance, Pei Zhenzhen replied seriously, "This kind of brain disease will only attack when you grow to a certain age, and it will be difficult to treat if you find it late, fortunately, Mr. Nan Bowan is proficient in medical skills, and I took great pains to ask him for a prescription, you take medicine on time every day, and you can be cured in less than five days!"
Wu Dalang didn't believe it in his heart, but he didn't know how to refute it, and after hesitating, Pei Zhenzhen had already handed the medicine to her mouth, urging, "Drink it quickly, Dalang, we still have to go to school after drinking." ”
Wu Dalang nodded helplessly, and after taking a sip, his face was ugly and said, "It's so bitter!"
Pei Zhenzhen grabbed a handful of dog food in his hand, and said with a smile, "It's okay, drink the medicine and have some peach flavor!"
Wu Dalang thought of it, the stomach ache must have something to do with his crispness, and he was so frightened that he drank the decoction directly, and forced a smile and said, "Serious taste, in fact, it's not bitter at all!"
Hearing this, Pei Zhenzhen suddenly looked very happy, brought a whole basin of decoction, and said with a smile, "I tasted it really bitter, and I'm afraid you won't be able to drink it all in the morning, since you don't feel bitter, then drink it all at once!"
In this way, Wu Dalang drank a basin of bitter medicine in the morning, only then did he hold his stomach and walk to the classroom with Pei Zhenzhen, and on the way they met Nan Bowan, and they all bowed to him.
He nodded and walked to Wu Dalang, and asked with concern, "I see that your complexion is much better, did you take your medicine on time in the morning?"
Wu Dalang didn't believe Pei Zhenzhen's words, but when Nan Bowan asked her like this, she had to believe it, and asked in a panic, "Is I really ......sick?"
At this time, the bell for class happened to ring, and Nan Bowan quickly replied, "Just take medicine on time for your illness." ”
So he walked to the classroom, leaving Wu Dalang worried and said, "Even Mr. said so, am I really a brain-wreck?"
During class, Wu Dalang didn't have the heart to listen to the lecture at all, and his mind was full of thinking, how could he be a brain-dead.
finally stayed up until the end of class, she just wanted to go back to the dormitory to rest, but Pei Zhenzhen grabbed her arm and walked towards Juliet.
I saw Juliet's haggard face, and her eyes were bloodshot.
Pei Zhenzhen greeted him and said, "Brother Ye, look at your appearance, you had a hard time last night!"
Juliet looked at him half-deadly, gritted her teeth and replied, "It's really a blessing from the third uncle, I painted a photo picture for Sister Pomegranate last night, and my eyes are almost blind!"
In the face of his cold accusations, Pei Zhenzhen looked calm, and said with a smile, "Hey, it's okay, it's okay, don't you like to eat cornmeal, that thing fills your eyes!"
Juliet replied coldly, "Got it!" and was about to leave.
At this time, Pei Zhenzhen suddenly blocked in front of him, and said with a smile, "I heard that you have a very unrestrained photo painting, I was very busy last night and didn't have time, can you take me to see it now?"
Hearing this, Juliet immediately came to her senses and said happily, "Okay! Then let's take a look at my residence!"
Wu Dalang didn't want to look at the unrestrained photo painting, so he blushed and refused, "I'm a little uncomfortable, you can go and see it yourself......"
When the words fell, Pei Zhenzhen immediately said sternly to him, "You are a brain-dead now, and you don't have any ability to take care of yourself, so you must follow my instructions and be inseparable from me!"