Chapter 2: The Running Bridegroom

Xiangxiang is right, in life, there are many more noble things to do, not only about love and love, but also about life and death, and it can't be eaten as food, and it hurts the body.

Besides, I'm really dead, wouldn't it be cheap Qiao Zimo's Wang Ba cake.

I'm going to live well and spend the rest of my life drawing circles and cursing him. cursed him for the rest of his life, except for me, he will never be able to get a wife again.

That night, I didn't go home, I went directly to Xiangxiang's house.

I'm afraid to go home and face a big family, I'm a girl's family, and I don't have to save face.

Actually, it's also because I'm too nervous, two days before the wedding, Qiao Zimo was a little wrong.

He was often alone in a daze, and always said some inexplicable things to me, which made my second monk puzzled.

For example, he said, "Ziran, if I am gone, you must live well." ”

I grinned, "That's not good, if you want to die, I'll die before you, I don't like the sad person." ”

The next day he said, "Wife, I really don't want to leave you." ”

I said, "Don't worry, I won't leave you until I die." If you want to leave me, you have to die. ”

At that time, I thought that Zimo was suffering from premarital anxiety, and it would be fine after the wedding.

Unexpectedly, this baby didn't have any psychological quality, and ran away before the wedding started.

At that time, I hated Qiao Zimo very much, and I couldn't wait to run all over the world, even if he ran to an alien planet, I would catch him back and poke him with a thousand holes.

This baby, with my friendship with him taking a nap in a room, what can't be said in person, if he doesn't want to marry me, I don't have to marry him, the eight-legged toad in the world is not easy to find, and the two-legged man is not easy to find?

It's just going to make me so embarrassed.

In short, on the day of the National Day in 2016, Qiao Zimo did not appear at the wedding scene.

Not only did he make me a joke for others, but he also made me a married woman from an unmarried girl.

In the years since, that identity has remained the same.

Because this baby is like disappearing from the world, I can't find him to get a divorce certificate.

If you want to fall in love again, it's not that you can't, the key is that I have a weak heart! I'm afraid that people will say that I can't stand the loneliness of a young woman, and a red apricot can't stop me from trying to get out of the wall.

Before the wedding, my grandmother Jing Chunhua was heartbroken about her beloved eldest granddaughter's marriage. (Among the grandchildren, in front of me, the eldest father, the second father, and the third father are particularly genetically strong, and my grandmother is always the eldest grandson.) My father is the eldest and very competitive, and he added the first granddaughter to the Bai family, so my mother's position in the family has skyrocketed because of my arrival. Despite her 86-year-old age, she climbed to the edge of the small town in her hometown, and the feng shui mountain with a high altitude was said to be a bit high.

The feng shui master in the feng shui temple on feng shui mountain pinched his fingers and stroked his few sparse beards, dressed up very incomprehensibly.

Stretched out his fingers, shook his head and shook his tail: "Well, October 1, 2016 in the Gregorian calendar, the first day of the ninth lunar month, the year of Bingshen [Year of the Monkey] is appropriate: Anmen made an alliance to pray for blessings, Anxiang was married, temples were built, bridges were built, and ships were built for stoves. This taboo, it seems that there is nothing to taboo, everything is appropriate, everything is appropriate. ”

My grandmother Jing Chunhua was very happy, and her voice was very loud, and she said.

"I love to hear this, and I am greatly rewarded."

It is said that in those days, she was the number one in the village and a model for leading the women of the village to make a revolution.

According to my late grandfather of the Red Army, it was my grandmother's voice that struck him back then.

The song "Sister Liu Shan" simply sang to his heart.

My grandmother took out a copycat Chanel purse from her coat pocket (it was the purse that my cousin Zhang Xixi had eliminated, and my grandma picked it up. ), took out two sheets of Grandpa Mao from it and gave them to the feng shui master.

The feng shui master's beard was crooked.

My grandmother called me, and I heard her happy voice about to fly into the sky over the phone.

"The feng shui master said that this day is a good day for the golden wedding of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother in the sky, everything is appropriate on this day, and I will have to add a white and fat great-grandson on this day in the coming year."

In fact, both my grandmother and the feng shui master ignored the fact that this year, it was my mother's natal year, and it stands to reason that it was not a year for anything.

I've never believed in evil, and I didn't wear the red pants my mom gave me all the time.

Later, I thought that it was probably all the red pants to blame.

I said, "Grandma, I haven't played enough, the world is so big, I still want to go everywhere to have a look, you want a milk doll to tie me up, there is no door." ”

Grandma was very tough: "You can play wherever you want, don't worry, I'll help you bring it when you give birth to a baby." And your mother, who knows how to dance square dances all day long, which one does she bring for you? ”

I kept my phone away from my ears for fear that my grandmother's loud voice would bombard my ears.

Adhering to the simple family style of our Bai family, I dare not discourage my grandmother's enthusiasm and coax her to be an old man.

"If you want it, you want it, I'll help you give birth to as much as you want."

Grandma was happy and laughed hahaha.

"What did this girl say, help me give birth? Are you helping them to give birth to the Qiao family? ”

It doesn't matter which student it helps, as long as she is happy.

Unexpectedly, her old man's little wish was not fulfilled, and I was not able to give her a great-grandson.

On the eve of the Spring Festival in 2019, the elderly had a sudden illness and failed to get over a hurdle in the year.

This will also be an irreparable regret in my life, I am sad, and I scolded Qiao Zimo in my heart.

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My name is Bai Ziran, I am called this name because of my mother, the Chinese teacher Xie Qingqing, she especially loved to eat skewers when she was young, and the skewers must be sprinkled with a thick layer of cumin powder.

From the old people in their seventies and eighties, to the little dolls who wear open crotch pants at the age of two or three, they all love to eat the skewers on the side of the street.

My mother said that beef skewers, lamb skewers, kelp skewers, konjac skewers, and mushroom skewers are all delicious, but without cumin, it is like a romance novel without a supporting actor.

Moreover, the first time my mom and I went on a blind date and looked at each other, it was on the edge of this cumin-scented incense stall.

My mother once saw my dad lying on the sofa without moving for half a day, and sighed.

"It's all because the cumin smell on that stall was so fragrant that it not only messed up my sense of taste, but also messed up my vision. Just how did your dad get into my eyes, it's just blind to my Danfeng eyes~~~~"