Therefore, after having me, my mother resolutely gave me a name called Bai Ziran despite public opinion. (In fact, no one dares to refute her, it is really because she is the hero of the old Bai family, who makes the stomach of the family angry, gave birth to a female doll like me, who is loved by everyone and sees flowers blooming.) ）

She said that this name not only has a literary style, but also carries a breath of life, which is simply not a possibility.

Later, my dad secretly told me that your mother married you this name purely because Aunt Qiong Yao had read too many novels.

The name later became a joke, and my classmates remembered me when they ate the skewers.

"Hey, Ziran come on, come on, sprinkle some cumin for you."

I said, ", I don't eat that thing, it smells so bad to my nose." ”

The classmates laughed: "Ziran, of course you can't eat cumin, there are still people in the world who eat your own, so it must be the reincarnation of a goblin." ”

These undersmoked babies never get tired of this joke.

I also gritted my teeth at the beginning, rubbed my fists, and couldn't wait to blink with my danfeng eyes to kill these turtle sons, to the later calm, indifferent, and eat Haisai.

By the time the kids have laughed enough, I'll have eaten almost enough.

Later, when I ate the skewers, I took the boss's cumin first.

I call it beautifully: Eat my cumin, so that others have no cumin to eat.

My mother Xie Qing was said to be a flower in the town when she was young, hehe, my natural beauty is that my mother's genes are too strong, as long as you know people who don't know my mother, when you see me, you must think that I am the sister of Xie Qingqing's house.

People say that my mother and I are carved out of the same mold.

I have to thank my mother for giving birth to me so shockingly, crying ghosts and gods. (This is the incomparably strong self-confidence and narcissism gene that my parents inherited from me, and I have carried it forward several times more.) ）

My marriage with Qiao Zimo is more or less related to my father.

My father, Bai Jianjun, is a criminal policeman, which is the fine tradition of the Bai family, either as a soldier or as a policeman.

Because my grandfather was an old Red Army, the descendants of the Bai family are particularly red-complex.

My eldest father's name is Bai Jianguo, my second father's name is Bai Jianmin, my third father's name is Bai Jiandang, and my father's name is Bai Jianjun.

My dad's sister, my aunt was an exception, and my grandfather originally named her Bai Guoqing.

When my aunt was in junior high school, she resolutely stole the household registration book from home and went to the police station to change her name to Bai Huizi.

At that time, my grandfather was so angry that he took a stick and drove my aunt around the yard five times, and he had to ask my aunt to change her name back.

My aunt resolutely refused, saying that the name change was influenced by my grandfather.

At that time, my grandfather was a poor middle peasant, and his name was Goudan.

Later, when my grandfather was a guard for the chief, the chief said that although the name of this dog was close to the people, it still couldn't be put on the stage, so I asked my grandfather to change his name to Bai Gangqiang.

My cousin Zhang Xixi said that her mother was influenced by the famous movie star Yamaguchi Momoe in the island country at that time.

In my aunt's time, the TV series starring Yamaguchi Baihui and called "Blood Coagulation" was as unprecedentedly enthusiastic as the current Xianxia hit drama.

And because of my grandfather, my eldest father, second father, and third father have all made achievements in the army.

Only my father, because he is the eldest in the family, kept up with the pace of the times, and became a policeman after coming out of the police academy.

Qiao Zimo's father, Qiao Dayu, is a classmate of my father's police academy, and he is from the same small town, so he became an iron buddy.

After graduation, they both returned to the small town and became a glorious people's policeman.

Unfortunately, the two men are in different jurisdictions.

But this did not affect their deep revolutionary friendship.

It is not uncommon for the two families to get together from time to time and have a drink.

Qiao Dayu got married a year earlier than my father, and his son Qiao Zimo was a year older than me.

According to my mother, when I was born, Qiao Zimo walked with his calves open. When he came to our house with his mother, he had to take me home as a daughter-in-law.

My mother said, this is fate! Qiao Zimo, Bai Ziran, this is not ordinary fate.

All right! The name Qiao Zimo is really literary and artistic.

It is said that his mother gave him this name because of Aunt Qiong Yao's credit.

My grandmother also thinks that the fate between me and Zimo is destined, and she says that the legend of the new white lady sings very beautifully: ten years of cultivation can be crossed in the same boat, and a hundred years of cultivation can be slept together.

I slept with this buddy not long after I was born, and it was a fate that took at least a hundred years of cultivation.

From elementary school to high school, Qiao Zimo and I thought that the two of us were brothers and sisters. One has the same surname as his father and the other as a brother and sister with his mother's surname.

Qiao Zimo's parents are both policemen, and the policemen are the same as my father, they are strangers at home, and it is common for them to be absent from home for ten days and half a month.

So Qiao Zimo's childhood was spent most of his time in our family, and when he attended the parent-teacher conference, most of the time he was replaced by my mother.

When people praised my mother for having such a good and good-looking son.

My mother was proud, smiling from ear to ear, and she didn't refute, as if Qiao Zimo was really her son.

My mother is to Qiao Zimo, it is simply a mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law, the more she looks at it, the more she likes it.

For me, it's like a baby who charges phone bills, and often never gives me a good face.

At that time, I hated it so much, a person who robbed me of my mother's love, sooner or later I would sweep Qiao Zimo out of the house.

Before the third grade of elementary school, my bedroom was also Qiao Zimo's bedroom.

The two beds are side by side against their respective walls, and when one turns over, you can see their unbearable sleeping appearances.

Qiao Zimo often laughed at me, and he slept like a pillow and licking it.

Seriously, Qiao Zimo is really an impeccable boy.

looks like his father, handsome and compelling, good at studying, eating and sleeping and dressing up.

My mother often makes fun of my dad's appearance, saying that Qiao Dayu looks like Miura Tomokazu, but my dad, the mother Xixi, simply does not look like a people's policeman.

My dad was silent, and he didn't dare to put a fart, and he had a proper poop ear.

However, Qiao Zimo has a flaw that in my opinion is fatal.

If you want to say that obsessive-compulsive disorder is graded, this baby's obsessive-compulsive disorder is the top.

For example, the bristles of a toothbrush must face the sunlight outside the window, and the towel must be washed ten times after use, and it must be hung back in its original position.

Not to mention the sheets and bedding, which should be folded into tofu cubes every morning after waking up without a trace of wrinkles.

On the other hand, in my bed, my mother said that the kennels are neater than mine.