Officer Bai disagreed: "It's just a school, not a knife to go to the battlefield." Is it that pretentious? Back then, our conditions at school were a hundred times more difficult than you are now. Did you survive differently? ”

Yes, Officer Bai wants to mention the year again, and it will be endless.

I put down the dishes and chopsticks and reluctantly glanced at the braised pork left on the plate.

"I'm full, you eat slowly."

Back in the bedroom, relax, listen to music, this is my main battlefield.

A song hasn't been listened to yet.

Zhang Xixi shouted outside.

"Sister, your phone."

"Which one?"

"Your big head Joe."

This haunted guy.

"Just say I'm not there."

Zhang Xixi, the second middle school girl, has a very innocent voice, and her voice is loud.

I heard her say, "Brother Zimo, my sister said she wasn't there. ”

What Qiao Zimo said on the other end of the phone, I don't know.

Anyway, I rushed forward and hung up the phone, and glared at Zhang Xixi fiercely.

Zhang Xixi's innocent little eyes were still in a daze.

Back in my kennel, ready to finish the song I didn't listen to.

My old man, who didn't know where the corpse was lying, came with the voice of a message.

Next, I searched for my phone for about half an hour.

When I was about to go crazy, I found it quietly hiding in my pants pocket.

When I opened the message on my mobile phone, there was a message from Chen Xiangxiang.

"Honey, what are you doing? Did you miss me? ”

The flesh is numb, and I don't bother to pay attention to her.

The other one, I don't even want to click on it, is from Joe's big hair.

The phone was thrown on the desktop for a long time, but I still didn't hold back.

People are right, curiosity kills cats, and there is nothing wrong with that.

Qiao Datou's text message: If you don't answer my phone, you are ruthless. Remember to write homework, especially English speaking practice. The first thing you do when you arrive at school on Sunday night is to check your English speaking practice. If you don't pass the test, you know the consequences.

I regret it, I'm like I did to Joe, like I accidentally opened Pandora's box and caused endless trouble to myself.

I lay in bed screaming in despair.

"God, why do I want to know Qiao Datou, is my head squeezed by the door? Do you have to go to a foreign Chinese language school? ”

Then I obediently got up and saw Zhang Xixi watching TV in the living room, I was very upset, turned off the TV, and asked her to accompany me to practice speaking English.

Practicing speaking with Zhang Xixi made me even more desperate.

She was able to pronounce all the words in a tone that was characteristic of the local part of the town, and I was at a loss.

For example, Thankyou, she would pronounce it as: Three Qs.

I replied, "I'm triple A." ”

For example: Couldyouhelpme? She will read: Bitter oil hurt me to pounce?

I replied, "Hurt me." ”

was led astray by her, which means to save your life.

For example: tall. She reads: set.

For example: Jiangshui River, she reads: Jiang Shui Rui Wu'er.

I asked, "Who is Rui Wu'er?" ”

She replied solemnly, "I don't know."

She also asked three times innocently.

"Areyou understood?"

It's like she's talking better English than I do.

I replied to her with one word: "Get out." ”

As for Zhang Xixi's English, which has a strong taste of rivers and rivers, she later became a foreign language tour guide, and I listed this miracle as the ninth wonder of the world.

My biggest advantage is that I am good at making fun of hardship, and I can always find its bright spots.

After that, the reason why I obediently listened to Qiao Datou's words was that I had to accompany him to do an hour's homework every night.

It's because we've got a guy in the gang.

A boy, a boy who is so handsome that he gets rid of scum.

He also has a very literary name - Muqiao.

The reason why he joined our homework army was because of his relationship with Joe Datou.

Both of them belong to the category of top students, and they are both top students in the first class.

The two people are the class leader and the study committee member respectively, and they are the upper and lower bunks in the same dormitory.

The brother who slept on the top bunk was probably talking about the two of them.

And I, although my academic performance is not good, the physics teacher who smiles all day long and looks very kind actually calls me to be his class representative, I am a little flattered, I am walking on thin ice, conscientious, for fear that I will be sorry for the physics teacher's trust in me.

Xiangxiang is unfortunate that she is nothing.

With Mu Qiao joining, we have changed from a gang of three to a four-person class.

The relationship between the four of us in this gang is a bit delicate.

Xiangxiang has a deep affection for Qiao Datou, and I am not interested in Mu Qiao.

The most important thing is that Mu Qiao was born like the male protagonist in an idol drama, of course, I am not a superficial person, I pay more attention to his inside.

Although I didn't even understand what he was like inside at that time, it didn't prevent me from liking him, in Zhang Xixi's words, it was the feeling of liking to death.

Xiangxiang summed it up very well, she said: "Bai Ziran, you are actually a visual animal like me. Assuming that Muqiao is not so tall and handsome, but a short and fat boy who is about the same height as you, I don't believe you would like him just because of his inner self. ”

I have to admire Xiangxiang, although she is a scumbag, she is not stupid at all, and knows how to see the essence through the phenomenon.

That's why she later became a radio host.

This is the style of the biology teacher's digression in biology class.

He said: "The hormones of adolescence are coming, and they can't be stopped, it's like when you suddenly like someone you like so much, for no reason, for no reason." Anyway, I like it, this way it means, you are a normal person, if you don't like it, it is called abnormal. ”

The teacher's words are easy to understand, unlike the difficult ancient texts in Chinese class, always let you guess I guess and he will guess, guess people's brains hurt a lot, and it is difficult to guess what these ancestors want to express.

It's not like geography class, today the Northern Hemisphere, the Pacific Ocean, tomorrow the Southern Hemisphere, the Atlantic.

It makes my head dizzy.

In fact, I asked Mu Qiao why he wanted to join our Gang of Three?

Mu Qiao spoke very humorously, he said that he was really not interesting to look at Qiao's big head, leaving him alone in the dormitory to face two sweaty men, but he was accompanied by two peerless beauties in the classroom.

He really can't look at it, and it's obviously not his style to come and join in the fun.

Later, when everyone got acquainted, he confessed honestly.

said that he had been hearing Qiao Datou say that he had a difficult sister, so he was curious to come and take a look.

At first glance, I realized that it was the girl who dared to pick out the list soon after the start of school, and I was immediately impressed.

Haha, I don't know whether to laugh or cry, it turns out that I am a piece of fame.