Chapter 13: The Gang of Three
I understand a truth, as long as Qiao Datou is there, I am destined to be inseparable from my beloved braised pork.
I could only watch as the master chef slapped spoonful after spoonful of oily braised pork onto someone else's plate.
And I can only sadly look for the pitiful shreds of meat in the pile of green peppers.
That's it, I still have to put up with Joe's big head nagging at the base of my ear.
It's wonderful to say that vegetables are rich in nutrients.
What's even more sad is that Xiangxiang, who was originally in the same camp as me, turned against Qiao Datou.
The reason is very simple, this female baby is a nymphomaniac.
At this time, the physics class happened to learn the principle that magnets repel each other at the same pole and attract each other.
I understood this principle quite thoroughly, and sublimated it, that is, Xiangxiang is getting farther and farther away from me, and getting closer and closer to Qiao Datou.
Xiangxiang implemented Qiao Datou's regulations on my meat restriction quite thoroughly, and this nymphomaniac insisted on eating only vegetables for a whole week.
In Xiangxiang's words, all she hiccuped during that time was clear saliva.
I obviously didn't have as much scheming as Xiangxiang, and it wasn't until the last night of the week that I woke up in the middle of the night to find Xiangxiang alone in the bed munching beef jerky.
I was very generous, saying that for the sake of our same gender, I wouldn't care about her, but she would have to take care of the supper at night in the future.
Xiangxiang's family runs a restaurant, and her parents give me twice as much living expenses as mine, and she has enough ability to invite me to eat a three-dollar meatloaf every night.
Xiangxiang readily agreed, and I came to another reason from this.
In the face of love, what is the red dust, the end of the world, and the ship hitting the iceberg are all small things.
Not to mention a meatloaf.
This week has laid the foundation that as long as there is Qiao Datou in the future, there will be no sunshine in my life.
Every day, after the two of us sadly cleaned the playground, I had to be dragged into the classroom by him to sit in the classroom, and he gave me tutoring homework, from mathematics, physics and chemistry, to language, mathematics and English, and even geography and history.
He took out Officer Bai again to threaten me, saying that Officer Bai had greeted him, that he had not squeezed into the middle and upper reaches of Class 8 for the final exam, and that as soon as I went home during the winter vacation, the iron hanger at home was ready for me.
Chen Xiangxiang also joined in the fun, saying that she was behind me in her studies, and she was also in urgent need of tutoring, one person was making up, and two people were also making up.
After making up for it, she invited the two of us to eat three skewers.
Qiao Datou was very hesitant, and I gave in to the power of the skewers.
said that as long as Chen Xiangxiang joined, don't talk about anything else in the future, I will even do music and sports tutoring.
With Chen Xiangxiang's strong logistical support, my hard-pressed tutoring career has a little sweetness.
For example, before the end of the tutoring, I have a third of the time to think about what skewers I want to eat after the end, and it is best to convince Xiangxiang to invite one or two more skewers.
After sweeping the last fallen leaves of the playground, it's the weekend.
Back home, my mom, my dad, my grandma, my aunt, and my cousin were all there.
My dad cooked a table of my favorite dishes, including fish and meat, chicken and duck, and milky bone broth.
I frightened everyone, especially my grandmother, whose eyes were wet.
I was stunned and asked my cousin Zhang Xixi to put down the last piece of sausage on the plate, and then sandwiched it into my bowl.
My mom pretended not to care, sneaked into the kitchen and wiped two tears, and when she came out, she said that the sand had gotten into her eyes.
Cousin Zhang Xixi was not very willing to complain about grandma's partiality, and grandma glared at her and said.
"You eat delicious food at home all day long, your sister doesn't know how many sins she suffered at school, and you won't lose a single hair if you eat less meat."
Zhang Xixi cried with a face.
"Grandma, even in the past, when my sister was at home, you were so partial, it's not fair."
Grandma looked like I was right.
"I'm biased, if you want to eat me, what's the matter, you were born two years earlier than your sister, if you were born two years earlier, now I'm biased about you."
Zhang Xixi looks loveless, which is really a little pitiful.
I clamped a big stick bone to Zhang Xixi.
"Here, grandma doesn't love you, sister loves you the same."
Zhang Xixi was instantly clear.
"It's still my sister who is my own sister."
Grandma didn't do it: "Am I not your own grandmother?" ”
My cousin has a strong desire to survive: "Yes, you are my grandmother who can no longer be kissed." ”
My aunt understood me very well, she said: "At school must not be as comfortable as at home, you have to do everything by yourself, but now is the time when you are growing up, and the cafeteria has a lot of vegetable oil and water." As soon as I finished eating, my stomach was singing empty city plans. I see that Ran Ran has only been in school for two weeks, and she has lost a lot of weight. Nowadays, the school homework is very heavy, and the Education Bureau has long said that it will reduce the burden on students, and I think this Chinese-style education cannot be reduced. ”
My aunt is simply an interpreter flower, and when it comes to my heart, I nod desperately to indicate that I am on the same team as her.
The aunt with an inch head is a surgeon in the city hospital, and I heard that when the knife is moved, it is a fast, accurate and ruthless, and there is a kind of chivalrous style in martial arts novels where the white knife enters and the red knife comes out.
Jianghu people call it a white knife.
The people of the Bai family are all workaholics, Bai Yidao is no exception, Zhang Xixi's father couldn't bear the loneliness of staying alone in the empty room when he was young, and on a dark and windy night, a red apricot secretly popped out of the wall.
Unfortunately, this red apricot had just come out of the wall and was discovered by Bai Yidao, who was temporarily home that night due to the cancellation of surgery.
That night, Bai Yidao almost waved a scalpel and cut off Zhang Xixi's father's successor.
Bai Yidao is a woman who can't tolerate any sand in her eyes.
She swept Zhang Xixi's father out of the house without saying a word, and it didn't work for anyone to plead.
This strong woman, stunned by the fact that work and life were not delayed, raised Zhang Xixi to be chubby.
Of course, my grandmother owes most of this to me.
Zhang Xixi has lived with my grandmother since she was a child.
Zhang Xixi took the opportunity to coquettish with her mother: "Doctor Bai, when I go to high school after that year, I will definitely not go to this foreign Chinese language school." I want to go to No. 2 Middle School, which is close to home and I don't have to live on campus. ”
Bai Yidao glanced at Zhang Xixi: "Get out, there is no door." If you can't get into a foreign Chinese language school, don't say I'm your mother in the future. In the second middle school, I think you are the second second. ”
I smiled: "Hehe, secondary two girl, in fact, this foreign Chinese school, except for the poor living, poor food, and Director Liu, who has a special black bag, everything else is still okay." For me, as long as there is no big head of Joe, everything is sunny. ”