I said, "Big head, big head, there is nothing between you and me that you don't have a face to look at." I know you have a birthmark on your tail bone and a lot of moles on your body, and I know more about your anatomy than I know about my own body. You're still shy of a hammer. ”

The big head was anxious.

"You, you're a hooligan."

"Haha...... "I think the big head probably reads too many books, and it's stupid to read, more than a girl."

"Big head, remember when you went to the hospital to get circumcised! You were scared to death, or was I next to you cheering you on. ”

That night, Big Head never said a word to me again. I hugged the quilt and ran to the sofa in the living room to sleep.

I'm happy, this house is finally my own, and if I don't clean it up in the future, I won't clean it up, and if I want to be a scourge, we will be a scourge, and no one will take care of it.

I also had to put an organ in the place of Joe's big head bed to show that I was a versatile girl.

Even though I didn't know anything about music, and singing was the kind that killed people, it didn't diminish my enthusiasm for wanting to be a girl with connotation.

When I was young, I often wondered why my grandmother sang so beautifully, like a lark, why did I open my mouth when I sang?

One day, when I happened to hear Mr. Xie, who was cooking in the kitchen, shouting Zhang Yusheng's "The Sea", which was popular at the time, I instantly understood that my musical cells are innate, and no matter how hard I work the day after tomorrow, there will be no good results.

Teacher Xie was thoughtful, and the next day, she vigorously used a screen to separate a small single room in the living room, and Qiao Datou's bed was moved there.

From that day on, the situation between Qiao Datou and me took a sharp turn for the worse.

There seems to be a veil of mystery between us, and this veil makes our relationship quite harmonious. Sometimes, I really thought that he was really my brother, and our whole family knew about it, and I was the only one who was in the dark.

But his appearance was carved out of the same mold as Uncle Qiao Dayu, and I knew that it was not possible.

He's actually an older brother who doesn't have anything to do with me, an older brother that my parents picked up without spending half a penny.

Teacher Xie said proudly.

"The current family planning policy has made every family have only one baby in the house, and it is so lonely that it is to death, but fortunately, we have two babies in the house, and a little more lively is conducive to developing a good character."

The good character that Teacher Xie said is probably talking about Qiao Zimo, he is really a perfect student.

Boys with good grades, good looks, no fighting, no swearing, and very hygienic guys.

According to my mom.

"Take a look at Zimo, this is the flower of the motherland. Look at you again, watered in the same sky, in the same soil, why did you grow into a messy dandelion? ”

I smiled: "Mom, probably when you watered, you were biased and poured a few more scoops of organic fertilizer." ”

To be honest, although my mother is an excellent Chinese teacher, she is very open-minded, and her attitude towards raising children is to pay attention to the laws of nature, that is, the kind that grows freely.

It is not so much that her thinking is unprecedentedly open-minded, but that this is the characteristic of her teacher Xie - lazy.

I am a seedling growing in the same vegetable field as Datou, the difference is that Datou is a very vigorous organic vegetable, and I am the vegetable seedling that grows on the edge of the field because the master has sown seeds that have not been sown in place.

It's just that my mother, a farmer, is too lazy to die, and she won't move my vegetable seedlings, but the vitality of my vegetable seedlings is very strong, although they are not very good-looking, but they are still passable.

I was far less interested in learning than I was in catching crickets in the grass on the edge of the school playground.

What interests me more is the miscellaneous extracurricular activities that take up a lot of my time.

Every day when I get home, I consciously start to do my homework.

And I, first went downstairs to play with a bunch of babies, and played until my mother cooked the rice before going home.

After eating, I was sleepy, and when I got to bed, I was ready to sleep.

At that time, I hated big heads the most, and this baby didn't have any fire at all. Disturbing someone's sleep is like asking for half someone's life.

My anger of the day is at its most vigorous at this time, and I have the urge to strangle him every minute.

He ran up to my bed and had to pull me up to do my homework.

To be honest, I don't know what homework is.

I said whoever is going to do the homework is the grandson.

He was very stubborn and stood still in front of my bed.

"Grandson, hurry up and do your homework. Otherwise, I'll tell Daddy Bai that you didn't do your homework. ”

lives upright, meticulous big head, and is always rare humorous at this time.

I have a big head, and Officer Bai is a people's policeman who does not pay attention to the process but only pays attention to the results, if he knows that I have not done my homework, he will serve me directly.

He tried and tested this trick repeatedly.

In order to avoid suffering from flesh and skin, I endured a lot of anger and sat at the desk, the old rules of the big head, copy the homework book one, two, three, four clearly written, less than one can not work.

At this time, he was still sitting next to me and watching me write, and immediately pointed it out in a righteous and stern manner.

It makes me angry, but I'm a girl who can bend and stretch.

I flattered him: "Big head, why be so serious, take the homework you wrote for me to copy, or write a double copy when you write your homework, and my pocket money will be yours." Then everyone is relieved. ”

The big head of oil and salt is not in, even if I promised him to give him the building blocks he has been longing for for a long time on his birthday, he will not do it.

This kind of torturous drama is always staged every day, and it never stops, even if the big head has a severe cold and a fever of 39 degrees, he does not forget to supervise my homework.

Oh my God! When is this kind of life a head! During the Spring Festival to worship my ancestors, I made a wish to the ancestors of the Bai family, if I could, I would take away the big head as soon as possible, so that he would not torture me.

Years later, I felt the urge to hammer myself to death for the wish I had made back then.

I was known for not liking to study at school, but sometimes I am very grateful to the big boss for keeping me in the middle and upper reaches of the class in my academic performance and not embarrassing my mother.

Although this time is pitiful, it is a heartfelt gratitude.

At this time, it was our homeroom teacher, Ms. Zhao, who always said with a smile at the end of each term.

"You take a look at Bai Ziran, learn more from her, I haven't seen her work hard for a day, but her grades have been quite stable."