I am a person who eats and drinks Lazar and can't wait to solve it in bed, I live in the shadow of Qiao Zimo, and my mind is a little twisted.

The sheets and bedding he had just made, I had to go up and jump a few laps.

The towel I used in the bathroom had to be covered with his towel, and I had to fight against him everywhere anyway, so that I could show that I still had a sense of existence in this house.

I especially want him to sue my mother, this baby is not biased, my crumpled sheets, he carefully rearranged them.

He washed the towel I messed up with ten more times, and then hung it next to him in a proper manner.

Later, I didn't think it was interesting, so I didn't do that troublesome thing.

In fact, the main reason why I stopped making trouble was because he was obsessive-compulsive, and when he saw my dirty bed every day, he took the initiative to tidy up my bed.

He even washed my dirty laundry, and the books on my desk were neatly stacked.

At that time, I comforted myself.

In the past, big families were interested in hiring a scholar or something, but this Qiao Zimo was just a scholar who was my scholar, or a scholar who didn't need to be paid, thinking about it like this, my distorted mind suddenly stopped being distorted.

The reason why I am in the same grade as Qiao Zimo is because when Qiao Zimo was in the first grade, I didn't want to be looked down upon by him, and I had to go to the first grade with him.

My mom exercised her privilege as a people's teacher and let me go to primary school early.

In this way, I was able to have a classmate relationship with Qiao Zimo from elementary school to high school.

After the third grade, Qiao Zimo said that he would not live in the same room with me anymore.

When asked him why, he didn't say anything at first, but then he was in a hurry, so he told the truth.

He said it was because my feet smelled bad, and he often didn't wash his feet and smoked so much that he couldn't sleep.

At that time, I heard him say this reason, and immediately rushed forward to fight him.

I said, "Your feet stink, your whole family is Hong Kong's feet." ”

Later, I was pulled by my mother and avoided a bloodshed.

That night, I got up to go to the bathroom and overheard my mom and dad whispering in the room.

My mother said, "Although our family doesn't pay much attention to personal hygiene, her feet don't smell at all, compared to the smell of your feet, it's like heaven and earth." ”

My dad's voice had a strong smell of drowsiness, saying that he had been squatting in a theft gang all night before, and he couldn't support it for a long time, and he might also be expressing a little dissatisfaction with Teacher Xie's attack on his stinky feet.

"Teacher Xie, please express your central idea, I am very sleepy."

Teacher Xie's voice was a few degrees higher, obviously displeased.

"Are you naïve? I mean, now that the children are older and gender-conscious, Zimo doesn't think it's embarrassing for him to live with a boy and a girl. ”

Officer White disagreed.

"It's so big, it's only the third grade of primary school, and the five children in our family squeezed into a big bed every day to sleep until junior high school, and Bai Guoqing is still sleeping in the middle, and we didn't say anything to be embarrassed about."

Teacher Xie's voice was one degree louder.

"Bai Jianjun, don't compare our family Ranran with your Bai Guoqing, if she doesn't open her mouth, no one else will know that she is a woman."

Officer Bai didn't say anything, probably asleep.

Teacher Xie's voice rose another degree.

"Get out of here, go wash your stinky feet ten times, or you won't be allowed to go to bed."

I returned to the room lightly, Qiao Zimo slept soundly, and he didn't look like he couldn't sleep at all because of my stinky feet.

The moonlight outside the window shone in just right on his face.

The eyelashes were a little longer, and the upper and lower eyelids were tightly covered.

Mother! This is too ......

The adjectives are stuck in the braincase, and the evil charm that can't be described can't be described.

When I was in the third grade, I was indeed a bit of a horseman, not as mature as Qiao Zimo, and I didn't have that pretentious gender consciousness.

I stretched out my hand, intending to touch Qiao Zimo's blown-up face. Get ready to experience for yourself how the skin of boys and girls is different.

Before my hands could touch it, the pair of long eyelashes parted up and down, and a pair of evil eyes stared at me, startling me.

"You want my life, are you trying to scare me to death, so that you can monopolize this room?"

He was also aggrieved: "It's you who don't sleep in the middle of the night, scare me, okay?" Souls are about to be scared out of their bodies by you. ”

I think it's necessary to make it clear that a guy doesn't have a girl neatly.

I said, "Qiao Datou, if you are embarrassed, just say that you are embarrassed, why did you wronged me for smelly feet." ”

Because Qiao Zimo's head is bigger than ordinary people, I gave him a nickname on my own initiative.

Call him Qiao Datou every day, in fact, I am selfish, who made you take such a literary name that makes me envious, jealous and hateful?

He didn't show weakness either, and gave me a nickname that I rather couldn't accept - Monkey.

I'm a girl, a girl like a flower, why do you want to take such a nickname that can't be put on the table.

I asked him several times why, but he couldn't understand it, and he was in a hurry, so he said that I jumped up and down all night long, what was the difference between me and a monkey.

One of the more important reasons is because I'm a monkey.

That night, he still refused to admit his pretentious gender consciousness and argued weakly.

"I haven't wronged you at all, okay? Every time you put on your sneakers and come back and take them off, you lie down on the bed, and the smell is really gone. Also, you snore when you sleep, which affects my sleep. ”

Damn, the two of them lived in the same room for several years, and that's when he said that her smelly feet and teeth grinding affected his sleep.

It's good that no one will believe you when you say it.

"I said, big head, lying can show a person's character, and a qualified gentleman is not allowed to lie."

One of the big heads' faces turned red in the bright moonlight.

"I, I'm not lying."

"......"

I grabbed a pair of slippers and paced up with my hands behind my back in a small space, and there was a tendency to hate iron but not steel.

"I said, big head, if you are a boy, you have to be brave, there is one to say, there is two to say. If you don't have such hypocrisy, you will admit that you are not embarrassed to be in the same room as me as a beautiful girl who sees flowers and flowers blooms and is loved by everyone, and I am afraid that the truth that will cause you to commit a crime will not make people laugh at you, after all, this is human nature. ”

The big head has no love.

"Okay, I'll be honest."

I sat back on my bed, my eyes fixed on Joe's head.

"Say, I'll listen."

"I don't think you sleep very decently, don't say anything about snoring and grinding your teeth, you, you still have that ......"

He wanted to speak, but he stopped.

"If it's a man, it's awkward, and if you have something to say, say it quickly."

I let out a big yawn.

"You, you don't wear pajamas every day, and you kick the quilt in the middle of the night, I, I don't have the face to see."

"Hahaha......" I was about to laugh.