In 2021. Changnan.

Since going to London to attend Chi Yanghe's wedding with Jiang Xiaomian, Lin Shen has been looking forward to being a bride.

It's just that Lu Xiaoguo, who is usually round-headed, is still very slow to get married.

Because he hasn't proposed to Lin Shen yet.

Lin Shen had the urge to blow his brain with a hammer.

This kind of thing, you can't talk about it first.

So every time Gao Niman saw the bare fingers on Lin Shen's hands, she would pinch a little sour: "Yo hey, Lin Shen, your boyfriend hasn't bought you a diamond ring yet?" ”

Lin Shen will smile back: "I'm young, I'm not in a hurry, unlike some people who don't have a boyfriend when they are old." ”

Pulling into other people's weaknesses, this can block Gao Niman enough.

Of course, Lin Shen also accurately poked Gao Niman's sore spot, because as soon as Jiang Xiaomian and Chi Yanghe's happy event came out, colleagues in the design department sent a joint congratulatory email. In this joint congratulatory message, only Gaunieman is missing.

Gao Niman's mind is often more "ingenious" than others, she thinks that everyone's joint congratulatory letter is not sincere, but that she is too harsh on the people in the design department, and they are all looking at her jokes. Because Gao Niman coveted Chi Yanghe back then.

Kelin Shen figured out Gao Niman's temper, and she knew that in such a huge group, Gao Niman was the only one who would nervously think that.

Therefore, Lin Shen especially likes to say words like "old Zhuhuang", "older leftover girl" and "beggar in love" to scold Gao Niman. I was angry and happy.

But Gaunieman is not a puppet and allows someone to poke it with a needle. For this bit of verbal dispute, she will use the communiqué to deal with Lin Shen privately.

The two of them are like lovers in the previous life, and they were born with the wrong gender in this life, and Lin Shen had Lu Xiaoguo, which made Gao Niman alone. Therefore, Gao Niman wants to be a senior official and dominate Lin Shen everywhere.

If Angel Clothing was not a well-known first-class job company, Lin Shen would have changed jobs a long time ago.

When Lin Shen told Lu Xiaoguo about this idea, he smiled and said: "It's not a big deal, you resigned because your boss was too domineering, and you fell into her hands!" ”

Lu Xiaoguo was quite right, and Lin Shen didn't think it was worth it when he thought about it. But today, after being troubled by the 'Neman Devil', I really want to leave impulsively.

Lin Shen walked on the road of sunset in the west, the golden halo on her cheeks, but her mood was as dark as a dark cloud.

Lin Shen and Lu Xiaoguo's company are only separated by a big road, which just gives the opportunity to commute to and from work. This will Lin Shen come to the law firm where Lu Xiaoguo works as always, but his colleague said that Lu Xiaoguo got off work early. Lin Shen unconsciously sprinkled his temperament on Lu Xiaoguo, and muttered in his heart:

"Stinky pot lid, you didn't wait for me today, my knee has been broken for a few days and it's starting to itch again!" (Kneeling Durian)

Lin Shen had just entered the elevator of the apartment and was about to press down the floor, when he was recklessly stopped by a middle-aged woman.

The middle-aged woman was a little fat, dressed in simple ethnic clothes, and entered the elevator with a giggle, carrying some poultry eggs in her left and right hands, as if she had just entered the city from the countryside. When I entered the elevator, I stood up straight, as if I didn't know that when I entered the elevator, I had to press the floor.

"Auntie, what floor are you going to?" Lin Shen asked her.

The aunt had just reacted and said with a smile: "I'll go to B501 and look at my son and my daughter-in-law." After saying that, he lifted the old hen in the sack, and the chicken showed its head and the chicken croaked.

In the neat and high-end apartment elevator, it is very slight.

"Is it Section B 501?" Lin Shen asked.

She nodded, and Lin Shen corrected her with a smile: "This building is Building D, you are wrong." Building B has to go through that road. ”

The aunt scratched her short hair, stepped out of the elevator and muttered, "Hey, maybe the guide just now heard it wrong." Where are you going?"

Lin Shen saw that this aunt was unfamiliar with life, so he smiled and said, "B501, then I'll take you there."

The aunt was so happy that she hurriedly nodded and said thank you, and praised Lin Shen's good heart. On the way there, he insisted on taking out a small basket of eggs and giving it to Lin Shen.

Lin Shen definitely didn't want it, but he couldn't resist his aunt's enthusiasm, and the small box of eggs was pushed around in the hands of the two of them, so that Lin Shen almost accidentally turned it over before accepting it.

Lin Shen took the aunt to the corresponding district building, taught her to press the fifth floor, and then went back to her home.

When she looked up and opened the door, she saw 501 on her door, thinking that she still had a relationship with the aunt just now.

After entering the house, Lin Shen thought that Lu Xiaoguo was at home, but there were no footprints of a second person in the house except for the white ball wandering around the house.

"Stinky pot lid, where are you dead!" Lin Shen yelled and was about to call him, but he was on the phone.

Faint!

Lin Shen took out a basket of melon seeds and peanuts impatiently and scattered them on the table, and the shell skin he spit out was everywhere. After eating the melon seeds, he saw that Lu Xiaoguo still hadn't come back, so he tore the oranges and ate them, so bored that he tore the white silk clean, and still didn't ring the doorbell.

But his phone rang, and he asked hurriedly:

"Hey, Lin Shen, are you at home? Did my mom come to the house?"

"Huh?" Lin Shen was puzzled, "What's your mother?"

The other side explained: "I also only learned that my mother came to see me from her hometown, I asked her to wait for me at the station, I came to pick her up, it is estimated that her mobile phone is out of battery, and I can't find her in a daze."

Lin Shen shook his head after knowing this: "No one in the family has ever been here, which station?" I'll go with you to find it. ”

After Lu Xiaoguo reported the address, Lin Shen rushed over, in fact, Lin Shen had never seen Lu Xiaoguo's mother, and he couldn't go to find it separately, and there was no result when it was almost evening. It consumed Lu Xiaoguo's mobile phone out of battery.

"Since your mother knows the address, she may be waiting for us at the door to go back." Lin Shen suggested.

When they returned, the door was still empty, leaving the two of them dumbfounded, standing in place, you look at me, I see you don't know what to do.

"Oh, why didn't your mother say it in advance, I didn't prepare anything! Now it's good, and the people are gone. Lin Shen sat on the sofa and covered his face.

"I got a call from my mom when I was about to get off work, and she suddenly said that I didn't have much to run over to the train station."

As soon as Lu Xiaoguo saw the basket of eggs on the table, he instantly laughed and asked, "Where did this box of eggs come from?"

Lin Shen glanced at Lu Xiaoguo suddenly, and he didn't know why, his laughter suddenly seemed like crazy.

"An aunt who asks for directions!" After Lin Shen finished speaking, he guessed something, "Ask for directions?" D501，B501……”

"Needless to say, as soon as you see this little box, the one you met must be my mother!"

Lin Shen was stunned, there could be such a coincidence, they were about to go to Area D to find someone, and as soon as they arrived downstairs, Lin Shen saw the aunt who was going around.

"Look, isn't that?" Lin Shen asked Lu Xiaoguo.

When the aunt saw Lu Xiaoguo, she also came over and patted him on the back with a smile, and then took the note and asked, "Xiao Guo, why did you give me a wrong address!" I couldn't find it. ”

Lu Xiaoguo took the note and looked at it, the "B501" recorded on it by his mother was about to faint with laughter, and said: "Mom, you heard it wrong, it's 'D501', not 'B501', faint to death!"

Xiao Guo's mother laughed when she heard this, "I'm getting older, I'm afraid my ears are starting to degenerate my hearing!" After finishing speaking, he looked at Lin Shen in shock, "Yo hey, this is Lin Shen, I missed it in a daze, it's really interesting!"

Lin Shen nodded, helped Xiao Guo's mother take the things in her hand, the three of them entered the elevator, Xiao Guo's mother kept laughing, and the chirping elevator was about to echo: "Fate is really bizarre, look I was standing in this elevator just now, the right way is in front of me, and I am looking in the wrong direction, people are really confused..."

Lin Shen replied with a smile: "How can it be confused!" It's called 'Destined people, interesting encounters'! ”

"Hey, this little girl, she really can talk."

……

The moment he got out of the elevator and poked the key into the keyhole, Lin Shen patted his head and thought, it's over, the future mother-in-law is married, and the family has just been a mess.

Sure enough, as soon as Xiao Guo's mother entered the house, the air was filled with the smell of melon shells and oranges, and there was a small pile of fruit peels on the ground, full of melon seeds.

Lin Shen patted the melon seed shell on the sofa embarrassedly, "Auntie, come and sit here." ”

"Yo yo hey, Xiao Guo, people who have girlfriends, this house is still so messy." Xiao Guo's mother walked all the way over, and the peanut shells under her feet were trampled crisply.

Lin Shen licked his face and swept the floor, and said with a smile: "Auntie, this is what I just made, I didn't know you would come."

Xiao Guo's mother hurriedly said to her son: "You don't clean up quickly, leave a girl to do housework, I really don't know how a person like you found a girlfriend..."

Lu Xiaoguo let out a haha and twisted the mop to mop the floor.

Haha, Lin Shen also glanced at Lu Xiaoguo.

As soon as Xiao Guo's mother opened the refrigerator at home, she neatly stuffed the rural food she brought into the refrigerator in turn, and by the way, she packed up a lot of overnight dishes, and hurriedly complained: "Xiao Guo, your life doesn't seem to be very good, and even the dogs raised by me and your father don't need to eat overnight dishes." With that, he emptied the food into the trash.

"Oh, Mom, you don't need to be so nagging, we'll just clean it up ourselves." Lu Xiaoguo hurriedly went to pick up the rice bowl in his mother's hand.

Xiao Guo's mother was no longer busy with this, and found a plastic bag and stuffed it into her big pocket: "Mother is from afar, and you don't have a decent meal to entertain yet." Quick, take me to the market and get you some vegetarian dishes. I'll put all the meat in the refrigerator for you. ”

Seeing Xiao Guo's mother doing her best like this, and the trivial matters were trivial, Lin Shen was a little overwhelmed, and felt that if she was wrong in the future, she would pick on her.

"Mom, I'll go. You just stay at home and don't have to go anywhere, or you'll have to get lost and find 'B' or 'D' again. ”

Lu Xiaoguo intended to ridicule what happened just now, and said it with a smile, but Lin Shen didn't dare to laugh and held back a laugh. Seeing that Lu Xiaoguo was going to the vegetable market, he hurriedly took Xiao Guo's arm and walked along, "Xiao Guo's mother, I'm going to go, I'm embarrassed to keep you busy!" ”

In fact, Lin Shen didn't really want to be alone with Xiao Guo's mother. After all, there is a generation gap between young people and old people, and Lin Shen doesn't know how to start a topic to chat. It is estimated that I have to listen to Xiao Guo's mother's nagging all the time, and as soon as I come, I will nag about the kitchen, and if I go deeper, I may go to the bedroom.

Lin Shen thought so, but Xiao Guo's mother would not be so "panicked".

This acquaintance by mistake, Lin Shen just left a good image for Xiao Guo's mother, Xiao Guo's mother was satisfied with her future daughter-in-law, and as soon as she came, she killed the chicken and stewed the pot of chicken soup, not to mention the enthusiasm and diligence.

But being too enthusiastic also made Lin Shen awkward, as if he was trying to plot something. Because of Dong Yang's mother's attitude towards Jiang Xiaomian before, Lin Shen deeply saw the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Lin Shen even felt that if it weren't for Dong Yang's mother resisting Jiang Xiaomian, maybe Xiang Dong Yang and Jiang Xiaomian would come together.

"Xiao Guo, your mother is really a 'good mother of the Republic of China!'" Lin Shen pulled a shopping cart and stepped into the supermarket with Lu Xiaoguo.

When it was almost time to eat, the supermarket was full of old people crowded to buy dishes, and Lin Shen and Lu Xiaoguo looked out of place in the middle-aged crowd.

"My mother is like this, she is a good person, those relatives and children in the family are very fond of playing with her, and my mother is like an old naughty boy in the children.

Lin Shen pouted, "It can be seen that she has this kind of character, but she is so enthusiastic that people can't stand it, such as those leftovers just now, if my mother came to the house, she would definitely order me to dispose of it quickly, instead of coming forward and doing this and that, like doing nanny work to serve us, I'm embarrassed first." ”

Lu Xiaoguo smiled, "Mother was originally the child's nanny, my mother is nothing, when I went to Dong Yang's house before, Dong Yang's mother couldn't wait to help Dong Yang feed and chew rice!" ”

"Who can stand that kind of mother-in-law!" Lin Shen scoffed, but he didn't want to look back and see the person he hated the most. Face with heavy makeup.

The heel of Gauneman's shoes was much taller than usual, and it was almost more than 12 centimeters tall at a glance. So Lin Shen had to look up at her, and cursed: "I'm not afraid of breaking my feet when I wear such high heels!" Don't get married and become a 'cripple bride' the day. ”

Lin Shen hurriedly tightened Lu Xiaoguo, and whispered in his ear: "Look, the old woman in the suit is the 'devil leftover girl' I told you to chase Chi Yanghe, she is thirty-five years old, and she also lied to everyone that she is thirty years old, and the old cucumber is really tender!" I thought none of us knew, but in fact we all saw through it. Since Chi Yanghe left, the design director of our company has been replaced by a forty-year-old man who is half-old and almost bald, and Gao Niman doesn't even look at the design director. It's like running more diligently than a rabbit every day after Director Chi every day! ”

Lu Xiaoguo smiled casually when he heard it, Lin Shen's whispered words were long and quiet, and he probably heard those meanings.

It is impossible for the two enemies not to quarrel when they meet, and before Lin Shen could speak, Gao Niman approached Lin Shen and preemptively attacked: "Lin Shen, you are going to see your in-laws, why don't you tidy up your appearance, I'm really not afraid of the man's return!" ”

The opening remarks that came up were cold words, indicating that Gao Niman had been eavesdropping on the conversation between Lin Shen and Lu Xiaoguo for a long time.

Lin Shen secretly pinched Lu Xiaoguo and motioned for him to come out and speak.

Lu Xiaoguo glanced at Gao Niman's shopping basket and saw that the special vegetables she picked up were all wilting and could not see the complete vegetable seedlings, and Gao Niman also realized something and moved the shopping basket behind his back.

Xiao Guo smiled and said: "It's better than someone picking up what others don't want!" ”

Lu Xiaoguo's pun was as sharp as a sharp sword, Lin Shen knew the hidden meaning of Xiao Guo's words, and was secretly proud beside him. Nuzui raised his head to look at Gunneman, with a "I'll see how you answer" expression.

Cowneman didn't reply, because she was too angry to speak, grabbed the bag of vegetables from the shopping basket and threw it back, then stomped her feet and shook her ass and left. Lin Shen also saw that she accidentally stumbled her foot when she left, and Lin Shen covered his mouth in place and laughed gloatingly.

Although this is a bit immoral, for Lin Shen, Gao Niman has long been immoral first. There is no such thing as "repaying grievances with virtue" in Lin Shen.

"Haha, stinky pot lid, you are very powerful! Look at what the female devil has become, her face is as black as the bottom of a pot burned by a charcoal fire! ”

Lu Xiaoguo took Lin Shen and walked away, "I don't care, this is a bad feeling, your work will not be easy in the future." ”

Lin Shen shook his head and said he didn't care: "I've been here for so many years, I haven't experienced any big and small things, and it's not that there is no justice in the company, and she can't retaliate against any tricks." ”

When they went to the cashier to settle the bill, they happened to see Gunneman arguing at the cashier of the next table, just for triangular money.

Lin Shen heard the cashier say to Gao Niman: "Miss, I see that you are dressed so decently, it is impossible to have no triangular money!" Mobile payment is supported here. ”

Gao Niman's magic voice froze: "Isn't it just two or three cents?" Is it necessary for a supermarket of your size to be careful? With that, he took the contents of the bag and prepared to turn around.

Lin Shen originally worked as a summer job in a supermarket, and knew that 'two or three cents' had always been a small cheap loophole for checkout. A fraction of the size of an ant, whether it is inevitable or unavoidable, all have their own flaws. The cashier is accustomed to seeing this kind of customer, and it is inevitable that he will be unhappy when he encounters it, and even despises that kind of customer: "Sorry, ma'am, this is a supermarket rule, everything that exceeds a dime must be charged!" ”

"Hey, you see I have a membership card, which means that I am a regular customer, isn't it enough to discount three cents?"

"I'm sorry." The cashier's words were expressionless.

Gunneman's temper, which does not accept "sorry", explodes again.

…

After arguing for a minute, the cashier took out twenty dollars and said in a disdainful tone, "Ma'am, twenty dollars will be returned to you, please leave twenty dollars and three cents." ”

The cashier's "twenty dollars and three cents" was accented.

Lin Shen watched the play next to him, and glanced at it, not knowing whether to despise Gao Niman or the cashier. If it were an old man arguing with the cashier, Lin Shen would still think it would be reasonable, but Gao Niman, who has a decent job, would be very surprised to take care of the three cents.

"Judging from the special vegetables just now, maybe Gao Niman is in an economic crisis!" Lin Shen thought to himself. However, the cashier's sentence "Twenty dollars will be returned to you, please leave twenty dollars and three cents of something" is also a bit too much to listen to.

"I'll help this young lady pay the other three cents." Lin Shen smiled and handed over a bright pink banknote, she deliberately took a large bill, and asked the cashier to bow his head and touch the ninety-nine yuan and seven cents in the cash box for a long time.

And Gao Niman glared at Lin Shen and left with something earlier, and the other viewers always thought that Lin Shen couldn't stand it anymore and took out three cents to end the gunsmoke, but Gao Niman wanted to leave in a high-profile manner, and said to Lin Shen before leaving: "My little assistant, let you break the cost of these three cents, and we will beat your salary together next month." Anyway, three cents doesn't count as interest, so don't be in a hurry. ”

It's really a trick to win a move!

This time, Lin Shen was so angry that he couldn't speak, and he was very unhappy on the way back, so he jumped on Lu Xiaoguo and asked him to carry it back.

Lu Xiaoguo jokingly widened her heart, "Look at you, if you are angry, someone will carry you back, maybe this female devil is walking on crutches!" ”

"No, I guess barefoot!"

"You're right, barefoot!"

…

At the dinner table, Xiao Guo's mother knocked on the words and asked Lin Shen: "Xiao Lin, when will you call your parents to come over and meet the two old people, look at the two of you, it will not be good if you don't do any happy events."

Before Lin Shen could answer, Xiao Guo's mother turned her head to her son and asked, "No, your classmate named Dong Yang, didn't his father die of illness when he got married the year before last!" If the knot is faster, his father will probably be able to be a grandfather......"

"Mom... Don't mess around. Lu Xiaoguo knocked his feet and motioned to his mother, "What the hell are you worried about, Lin Shen was fattened by me, and she can't run." ”

The second half of the joke almost coughed up the rice that Lin Shen was chewing, Lu Xiaoguo's words were really right, Lin Shen was indeed a little fatter. She thought unconvinced, "Obviously I cook for you every day, how did it become that you fed me fat." ”

"Yo hey, where is the fat, looking at the strange skinny like this, there are only skin and bones when you touch it!" Xiao Guo's mother shook Lin Shen's wrist, Lin Shen's little wrist was not enough for her to hold, "I really don't understand you young people, you are as thin as bones, and you are shouting all day long to lose weight, lose weight, and then lose weight and become a ghost skeleton, in the eyes of others, they think they are slim, who knows that they will see them as little beggars who have no money to buy food to eat." ”

"Mom, you're talking nonsense again, and the food is cold." Lu Xiaoguo slightly reminded his mother that there were too many words.

Xiao Guo's mother couldn't stop her mouth and couldn't stop her hand, and kept putting meat into Lin Shen's bowl, and a big piece of rice was raised on it.

Lin Shen ate with a round stomach, but he couldn't refuse, and gave it all to Lu Xiaoguo when Xiao Guo's mother turned around to get the salt.

"Auntie, my parents have already met Xiao Guo during the Chinese New Year, and I'll talk to them about other things." Lin Shen didn't know how to say it, his tongue seemed to be knotted, and he couldn't say it smoothly, so he replied casually.

Lu Xiaoguo asked his mother again if he planned to live with them for a few days, and when Xiao Guo's mother smiled and stretched out a finger, Lin Shen choked and was completely dizzy.

A month, I have to run in with my future mother-in-law for a month!

Lin Shen couldn't stand it on the first day, I'm afraid that this future mother-in-law is not here to supervise and consider her future daughter-in-law!

She secretly kicked Lu Xiaoguo, and secretly said "refuse, refuse", Lu Xiaoguo said in the opposite tone, "Okay, I'll clean up the house for you later!" ”

Lin Shen really wanted to turn into a table leg and look at the two mothers and sons quietly.

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