After Lin Shen stayed with Xiao Guo's mother for a while, he summed up a sentence:

Xiao Guo's mother is not only a "national mother", but also a "wonderful mother".

"Mother of the Republic of China" refers to Xiao Guo's mother who is very competent and in place, and all children in China love that kind of "nanny-type" mother; "Wonderful mother" means that Xiao Guo's mother's competence is a bit too much!

On the point of "wonderful mother", Lin Shen has a deep understanding. In this life, I will never forget this kind of meticulous and considerate mother-in-law.

Because the first morning was a very memorable morning.

Lin Shen was trained by Xiao Guo's mother as soon as he got up, just for a quilt.

A quilt that has never been folded.

Lin Shen and Lu Xiaoguo have never folded quilts, and at this point, the two young people reached a unanimous agreement. So this morning, as always, no one folded the quilt, and when Xiao Guo's mother came in to sweep the floor, she saw their morning room, and hurriedly shouted Lin Shen to come in.

Lin Shen still had noodles stuffed in his mouth, and he couldn't finish chewing in his mouth, so he hurriedly came to the room with a rice bowl, and he didn't know what happened and was "invited" out by Xiao Guo's mother.

"What's wrong? Xiao Guo's mother? ”

Xiao Guo's mother shook her head in disgust and complained, but her nature was good. She said, "Oh, you can't bring the rice bowl into the bedroom, otherwise the cockroaches and rats will smell the smell and have to come here and set up camp!" Look, the dust I've swept out for you is thicker than my toes! ”

"Xiao Guo and I have always been like this, when it's cold, the kitchen table is just a decoration, and I can't wait to bury my rice bowl in the quilt to eat!"

Xiao Guo's mother waved her hand busily, and said in a commanding tone: "It can't be like this in the future!" ”

Lin Shen looked at his feet, the dust was so shallow that he couldn't even bury a scrap of paper, "You said that the dust buries your toenails, how can it be so exaggerated!" The noodle bowl in his hand dripped obliquely and sprinkled it on the floor.

"You go into the kitchen and finish the breakfast, and I'll talk to you again."

Lin Shen still wanted to ask "what are you talking about", only to find that he had been pushed to the kitchen seat by Xiao Guo's mother. Lin Shen didn't know what new tricks Xiao Guo's mother was going to come up with, so he could only eat noodles and report to the room.

After arriving at the bedroom, Lin Shen saw Xiao Guo's mother fold the quilt into an angular tofu shape, and Xiao Guo's mother demonstrated: "Xiao Lin, the quilt should be folded neatly, plus your messy hair, it looks like it came out of the chicken coop......"

"Hey, what you were yelling about just now is this little thing, I picked up my private money when you picked it up!" Lin Shen joked that he was about to turn around and walk out of the kitchen.

Xiao Guo's mother turned around and pulled Lin Shen back seriously, "Folding quilts is also very knowledgeable." I'll teach you how to fold. As she spoke, she took out the quilt she had folded just now, and pulled Lin Shen to fold the quilt hand by hand.

Lin Shen was helpless.

"Scientists have shown that not folding the quilt is also very beneficial, after we have a night of deep sleep, the water dispersed by the human body makes the quilt damp, and the wet part of the quilt cannot be dispersed after folding the quilt, which greatly gives the mites a chance to survive, and it is even worse." Lin Shen said and folded it casually, and the nondescript shape was very unbearable to look at, it was simply "tofu scum".

Xiao Guo's mother's dissatisfied expression hung on her face without concealment, Lin Shen was really afraid of offending this prospective mother-in-law, so she put the folded quilt in her hand to the center of the bed casually, but it was dismantled by Xiao Guo's mother again.

Lin Shen knew that he was going to be taught a lesson, but it was difficult to walk away, so he could only pretend to be a good girl and nodded.

"Folding a quilt is not a random stack, do you know why the quilt you just folded has no edges and corners? Because the four corners of your quilt have not smoothed out the saturated state. … And fold out, don't have concave and convex surfaces......" Xiao Guo's mother finally finished speaking, but Lin Shen didn't understand a word, and pretended to have a stomachache and rushed out of the door.

Of course, Lin Shen's trick to escape can't hide from Xiao Guo's mother.

Xiao Guo stood not far away to "watch the play", and Lin Shen complained in the past: "Your mother shouldn't have come back from graduating from the military academy!" ”

Xiao Guo shook his head, "She was influenced by my father, you are not the first to be trained by my mother......" patted Lin Shen on the shoulder, "Let it be, my mother has no malicious intent." ”

"But I..."

Lin Shen looked up to the sky helplessly, and before he could sigh, he was pulled into the room by Xiao Guo's mother. Xiao Guo's mother dismantled the folded quilt, disassembled and folded it, and insisted that Lin Shen learn to fold it again. Today happens to be Sunday, so Lin Shen was "tortured" by Xiao Guo's mother for a morning, and Lin Shen has to become a "little expert in folding quilts".

Although Lin Shen had seen Lu Xiaoguo fold the tofu-shaped quilt before, Xiao Guo that time was just on a whim, not as serious as Xiao Guo's mother.

Lin Shen knew that Dad Lu was a retired soldier, and now she had to think deeply, Dad Lu must have trained the whole family, I really don't know how Xiao Guo scratched his ears and cheeks when he learned to fold quilts.

Lin Shen picked up a corner where Xiao Guo's mother was not and said: "Pot lid, what kind of torture have I been tortured by your mother, obviously folding the quilt at home, making this arm go to the rice planting plow and come back!" Do you have to train to salute and walk in the military in the future? ”

"That's not it, let me tell you, my mother and she had a mess..."When Xiao Guo was about to say something with a smile, when he saw his mother coming, he whispered something in Lin Shen's ear, causing the two of them to giggle together.

"What are you two whispering? Let me hear it too. Xiao Guo's mother leaned in and eavesdropped with a smile.

Xiao Guo's mother didn't overhear anything. Lin Shen asked her to prepare lunch, but was soon trained back by Xiao Guo's mother. Just because Xiao Guo's mother disliked Lin Shen for shopping for more rice, she thought that Lin Shen's cooking was too grinding, so she "robbed" her work.

Lin Shen didn't want to refute anything, if it was his mother, Lin Shen, would definitely make a lot of rhetoric, anyway, his mother wouldn't be bored with him.

Seeing Xiao Guo's mother chattering in the kitchen, Lin Shen really felt that this uninvited guest was born from chatter, she quietly glanced at the kitchen and saw that Lu Xiaoguo would turn in front of her mother. It was originally one person, but now it is two people, Lin Shen thought, "Only the son will think that his mother is very ordinary." ”

Always find something to do, otherwise you will be pulled into the kitchen as the third person to croak, Lin Shen turned into the laundry room, wanting to find the quietest job to "take refuge", and when he saw the pile of dirty clothes on the washing machine, he was ready to wipe it out.

Not long after the water was poured into the mix, the decibel of Xiao Guo's mother's voice exceeded the decibel of the washing machine's work.

"Oh, Xiaolin, why didn't you tell me in advance if you want to do the laundry?"

Lin Shen looked at Xiao Guo's mother, her eyes were as big as the full moon in the sky, and she was stunned by this sudden intervention, "Is there something wrong?" ”

"Hey, I studied the clothes you used last night to remove mites, I was thinking that I would go to the supermarket after dinner to buy you a pack of mite removal laundry detergent, you look at you young people, you are very arrogant, always pay attention to the details..."

Lin Shen didn't pay much attention to what Xiao Guo's mother said later, and he didn't need to listen carefully anyway. She said in her heart, "Just now you forced me to fold the quilt, and I said that there would be mites, why don't you believe it?" Now it's said that mites like this, mites like that! ”

This kind of disrespectful words can only be thought about, Lin Shen will definitely not say it, and responded with a grin: "Okay, I thought the same way before, but I haven't implemented it, what kind of buy you say, I'll go to the supermarket and buy it back immediately." ”

Xiao Guo's mother hurriedly took off her apron, "I can't tell what kind of laundry detergent it is, I'll buy it for you now." ”

"Hey, Mom, I'll go with you, you don't know the way..."

With two bangs, only Lin Shen and Bai Qiu were left in the house. Two pairs of bulging eyes almost saw the thunderbolt.

"White ball, white ball, how can you understand this feeling of being nagged and unable to refute! And she is also a future mother-in-law, and she knows that she has no malicious intent. ”

The white ball barked twice at Lin Shen, Lin Shen took a bag of dog food to feed it, and patted its head: "I only know how to eat every day, and now it's really fat!" ”

Baiqiu knew that Lin Shen was scolding, so he raised his neck and roared twice.

"What is it called, there is food and it is still called, I am not a stinky pot lid and can't understand dog language!" Lin Shen pressed the dog's head into the dog food.

When Xiao Guo's mother came back with Xiao Guo, the bag she was carrying was full of cleaning tools, and through the transparent tape, Lin Shen saw several packets of sulfur soap in yellow packaging.

"Xiao Lin, look, any blue moon and purple moon hand sanitizer can't be worth a small piece of sulfur soap, use this to wash your hands in the future, although the current sanitary conditions say that there are no lice, but mites are unpreventable, you see Xiao Guo has a few small pimples on his face!" Xiao Guo's mother put a bag of sulfur soap in the cabinet in the laundry room.

Lin Shen looked at the pile of sulfur soap in a cabinet, the front and back sides were stacked neatly and consistently, and the four corners were stacked symmetrically and flatly, and asked with a smile: "Xiao Guo's mother, the pile is so beautiful, did people give you any discounts, the quantity bought here is like wholesale." ”

Xiao Guo's mother emphasized again: "I didn't buy it to pile it up beautifully, but to let you develop the habit of using sulfur soap!" ”

Lin Shen moved behind Lu Xiaoguo, stuck out his tongue, and asked quietly: "It's not like when I was studying, the health commissioner came to pay attention to hygiene." ”

Lu Xiaoguo nodded and muttered back, "Yes, it's very similar." It is necessary to do a good job of hygiene, and beware of being punished for flushing the toilet. ”

Xiao Guo's mother knew that the two children were arranging themselves, so she turned around and smiled without saying a word.

These trivial things in life are understandable, and the things that Lin can't bear the most are still to come.

Suddenly, one night, Xiao Guo's mother went for a walk in the square after dinner, and changed into a dazzling outfit in front of Xiao Guo and Lin Shen, which was a square dance costume for middle-aged and elderly people.

Heaven seems to respond to Xiao Guo's mother's preference, and the community is only a few steps away from the square. Xiao Guo's mother goes to the square once a day is a compulsory course in life.

Don't think that strange places don't move around much, Xiao Guo's mother is different, the speed of making friends is like ink in water, and in just a few days, it covers a lot of areas. There is no one who does not know that Lin Shen's future mother-in-law has come to the door.

Because Lin Shen's personality is the same as that of Xiao Guo's mother, no friends and no joy, everyone who knows Lin Shen is naturally no stranger to Lin Shen's mother-in-law.

Xiao Guo's mother didn't know much about square dancing, but she came here to render it and gradually get in touch. Every time I know a new dance, I come back and dance it to Lin Shen, and ask for evaluation by the way.

"Oh, Xiao Guo's mother, your arms are low, and your steps should be stable when you turn in circles! … Yes, it's pretty standard! Lin Shen made up nonsense, and he didn't know much about dancing, so he had to pretend to be a professional to evaluate.

Xiao Guo's mother was happy, she took the dance disc given by her friend and danced and said this and that, Lin Shen responded one by one, "Yes, very beautiful, and the movements are in place", several dance methods have passed, Lin Shen still has this set of rhetoric, only Xiao Guo's mother dances to the TV.

When Lin Shen wanted to, Xiao Guo's mother grabbed her again, "Hey, Lin Shen, you show me where I can't do that action, and cooperate with me to be my dance partner." ”

Lin Shen was shaken and placed in front of the TV, his movements were not very standard, and his expression was as distressed as swallowing a bitter melon. She looked at Lu Xiaoguo helplessly, and wanted to cry without tears, and squirmed her mouth: "Come and rescue me..."

How can it be saved? Lin Shen doesn't know how to dance much, and Lu Xiaoguo can't dance even more.

Xiao Guo's mother saw that Lin Shen's limbs were a little hard, so she pulled her to do some difficult movements, and Lin Shen was suddenly dragged to the bone and heard a "click" sound.

"Hey, don't you young people exercise? My body is not as good as my mother! Xiao Guo's mother let go of Lin Shen, Lin Shen fell on the sofa unexpectedly, she pinched her arm and said sour after she got up, "Xiao Guo's mother, do you also exercise in the morning when you are at home?" ”

Xiao Guo's mother smiled: "My house is far away from the square, at most I just run around the road." I've been here for a few days, and you sleep with your head covered every morning when you go to your morning exercises! ”

If it weren't for Xiao Guo's mother mentioning it, Lin Shenzhen wouldn't know that she had gone to morning exercise!

Lin Shen stood up and hammered his kick and stretched his legs, "I used to be able to exercise every day when I was studying, but now I can't go to work anymore, and I can't sleep enough!" How can there be time to waste in the park. ”

"Life lies in sports, the more you are like this, the more you should go out to do activities, otherwise in the future, we will be inflexible at our age, yo, like a dying old man who can't take care of himself."

Xiao Guo's mother said loudly, and the next sentence made Lin Shen collapse.

"Xiao Lin, Xiao Guo, from tomorrow we have to go for a morning run in the park, and I, as the supervisor, will record your attendance!"

Lu Xiaoguo and Lin Shen let out an "ah" at the same time, and their mouths opened wide to stuff a hard-boiled egg into it. After Xiao Guo's mother's words, the square dance music teaching on the TV was still playing.

She won't just talk about it, everyone knows that Xiao Guo's mother's words are serious.

Lin Shen was the first to speak, and pulled Xiao Guo's mother to "beg for mercy": "Xiao Guo's mother, we are very busy with work and the pressure is still high, you can do it, let us go." ”

"Hey, that's not good, it's just that you should exercise more when you are under pressure at work, otherwise your mind and body and mind will not be released, and people will be forced into depression, and the consequences will be even more unimaginable." Xiao Guo's mother smiled and patted the back of Lin Shen's hand. The fat on her face was loose, and the wrinkles were like old weeping willows.

"In this way, we will be more unable to work and have a poor life." Lin Shen spoke weakly, as if his strength turned into nothing as soon as he heard the morning exercise.

Xiao Guo's mother's voice was loud, "What nonsense is this kid talking about, the benefit of exercise is to make people more energetic, how can it be like what you said!" ”

Lin Shen glanced at Lu Xiaoguo again, but he couldn't refute anything. Because Lu Xiaoguo had already experienced his father's "devil training", the forced training of his mother was just a means of Xiaowu.

"I don't have a problem with that." After Lu Xiaoguo finished speaking, he was glared at by Lin Shen.

"Well, isn't this the end, what a spiritual activity! You go to work at nine o'clock, and tomorrow at six o'clock you have to get up and gather as soon as I blow the whistle! I'll add a regular schedule of schedules, and the rest will have to be implemented according to my plan in the future! ”

Lin Shen complained, "This is over!" It doesn't matter if there is a 'female devil' at work, there is also a 'devil mother-in-law' at home! ”

Xiao Guo's mother turned her head and saw Lin Shen's unhappy expression, so she asked, "What?" Not happy? ”

"Happy, happy!" Lin Shen nodded, but there were countless "unhappy" shouting silently in his heart.

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