"The Salesperson of the Shroud Shop"

Chapter 4: Strange Customers

Regarding Yu Chen's words, the current Xue Hao chose not to speak anymore. Even Wu Yu didn't expect that Yu Chen's so-called exchange with Xue Hao just now was just to set Xue Hao's words.

Xue Hao didn't even dare to scold people now, he couldn't help but scold Yu Chen a few words just now, but Yu Chen seized the language loophole and took the opportunity to threaten Xue Hao. If Xue Hao bothered with him again, he would go to Chu Xintian to say bad things about Xue Hao.

Wu Yu patted Xue Hao's shoulder: "This kid is too vicious, you are not his opponent, stay away from him!" ”

Xue Hao nodded, and turned around to leave with a look of righteous indignation, but he didn't expect Yu Chen to suddenly stop him: "Don't leave yet, there is still something to tell you!" Leave without leaving a little treasure, buddy, haven't you known you for more than 20 years? ”

Xue Hao looked at Yu Chen with wide eyes, and it took a long time before he held back a sentence: "You are ruthless!" ”

Yu Chen smiled: "Pass the award!" The geese have plucked their feathers, you kid don't leave any treasures, I'll talk to Tiantian about you peeking at her taking a bath last night. There is also the matter of secretly putting ** in the sweet water cup, if I tell Tian Tian that the remaining half of the ** is still under your pillow, I guess there will be another good show. ”

Xue Haotie's face was blue: "Threat, **naked threat!" Say what you want, just trade with you once, threaten me with these two things next time, and don't blame buddy for peeing on your bed. ”

Yu Chen nodded: "Deal!" My brother-in-law has his son's bones around his neck, and he is locked in by me with a soul lock. It is estimated that the current situation is similar to that of your family's Baojiaxian, so since my brother-in-law wants to learn some skills, he still has such a strong backing as his son. I think it should be better to learn the number of routines of your family protection immortal first, at least so that my brother-in-law can improve his combat effectiveness in a short period of time. ”

Xue Hao got this Yu Chen, and looked at Wu Yu again: "It's no problem to teach my brother-in-law to protect the family immortal, that is, my brother-in-law's Bao Jia Xian is my own son." According to the rules of Baojiaxian, it is necessary to worship and kneel to worship Baojiaxian, which depends on whether the brother-in-law can accept it. ”

Wu Yu was stunned for a moment, he didn't understand Xue Hao's so-called worship and bowing, and turned his head to look at Yu Chen: "What does he mean by offering and bowing?" ”

Yu Chen scratched his head: "It's just for you to set up a spirit card at home, and if you have nothing to do, burn some incense for your son and place some tribute." It's best to kowtow to your son twice during the New Year's holidays, and your son will be able to protect you when he sees that you are doing well. ”

Wu Yu was a little stimulated, since ancient times, Chinese are juniors who want to bow down to their elders, even if it is a junior who dies at the funeral, the general elders just bow. According to Yu Chen, wouldn't he have to kowtow to his son a few times when he had nothing to do at home.

Seeing Wu Yu shaking his head like a rattle, Yu Chen hurriedly said, "Brother-in-law, listen to me, this kid is taking revenge on the two of us!" I've known him for more than 20 years, and I've never seen him worship the Baojia Immortal, let alone kowtow. Every time he accompanied him to their ancestral hall, he didn't do anything else except steal some fruit and chicken. ”

Wu Yu looked at Xue Hao, saw him with a wicked smile on his face, and believed Chen's statement a little bit in his heart. Thinking of Yu Chen's embarrassed appearance for Xue Hao just now, he felt a little unhappy in his heart: "Xue Hao, brother-in-law is in charge of giving you that sword." ”

Xue Hao hurriedly walked over with a smile: "Brother-in-law, you are such a good person!" Unlike Yu Chen, that bastard, he knew that he was cheating me. I will teach you all the skills of Bao Jiaxian and ensure that your son listens to you honestly. As he spoke, he excitedly picked up the sword pen and drew twice.

Yu Chen looked at Wu Yu helplessly, according to his thoughts, if he threatened Xue Hao again, he would be able to let Xue Hao tell the ability of Bao Jiaxian by himself, but he didn't expect Wu Yu to give the sword to Xue Hao like this, and he had no reason to talk more.

Xue Hao proudly danced the sword in his hand, and he could see that Xue Hao had practiced. The sound of the sword cutting through the air appeared in Wu Yu's ears from time to time, and Xue Hao's slightly obese body actually danced with momentum. It doesn't seem to be lost to Yu Chen at all, if it weren't for his figure, it is estimated that he would dance as beautifully as Chu Xintian wielding a sword.

The three of them were watching Xue Hao dance the sword in the house, and the door of the shroud shop was pushed open from the outside, and a middle-aged woman who looked to be in her forties walked in from outside.

What made the three of them strange was that it was a dog day, and the temperature outside was almost 30 degrees, and this woman was still wearing a scarf around her head. Looking at the thickness of the scarf, it is obvious that it should not be worn in this weather, and this woman is also dressed very strangely. The woman walked into the store and looked behind her, like a spy in a movie, preventing anyone from following her.

Because of the scarf, the three of them couldn't see the woman's face clearly, but through the exposed neck and arms, it could be seen that the woman should be a rich man, and her skin was well maintained, and she couldn't see it rough at all.

Xue Hao hurriedly returned the sword in his hand to the scabbard, and Yu Chen greeted him with a smile: "Hello, what do you want to buy?" ”

The woman seemed to be very nervous, and said in a slightly uneasy voice: "May I ask which one is Yu Chen, Mr. Yu." ”

Yu Chen smiled: "I am, do you have anything to do with me?" ”

The woman looked Yu Chen up and down a few times, and seemed to not believe the young man in front of her, after all, most of the people who do shroud funerals are elderly people, and young people rarely come into contact with this business.

Wu Yu and Xue Hao both knew Yu Chen's methods, and the two of them walked behind the counter without caring about it, waiting for Yu Chen's performance.

Sure enough, after Yu Chen saw the distrustful expression of the woman in front of him, he just smiled faintly. According to his habitual way of reasoning, he pretended to be mysterious: "Don't talk yet, I'll do the math." If I'm not right, you can go to another house, and if I'm right, you can tell me about you. ”

The woman nodded suspiciously, and when she saw Yu Chen make a gesture of invitation, she sat on the sofa according to Yu Chen's wishes.

Yu Chen walked back and forth beside the woman twice, and when he saw that the woman didn't mean to take off the scarf, he couldn't help frowning. After carefully looking at the woman in front of him for a long time, Yu Chen suddenly said: "I'm sorry ma'am, I can't help you with the things you came to me to do, although you have good intentions, you morally don't allow us to help you, I'm really sorry." ”

Wu Yu and Xue Hao were stunned by Yu Chen's words, this kid knows the purpose of this woman? Or is it a guess?

Looking at the woman again, her nervous hands kept grabbing the corners of her clothes, and her body trembled slightly, obviously being said by Yu Chen.

Xue Hao whispered in Wu Yu's ear: "This kid's ability to deceive people is really powerful, and it is estimated that he has made him right." ”

Yu Chen saw the performance of the woman in front of him, a smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and then said: "You can't find anyone to discuss this matter, but the pressure is getting bigger and bigger day by day, so you have to make a choice. ”

The woman raised her head and looked at Yu Chen, hurriedly lowered her head again, and whispered, "You are right. ”

Yu Chen knew that he should break the news at this time, otherwise when this woman reacted, it would be difficult for him to guess what this woman was going to do. Thinking of this, Yu Chen coughed lightly: "Regarding your husband's question, I think you still need to ask for the consent of his family, and holding a funeral is not a trivial matter." Besides, people are not dead. ”

The woman suddenly raised her head and looked at Yu Chen, and she could guess the woman's surprised expression through the veil. Yu Chen calmly poured a glass of water for the woman: "You should think about it first!" If you need our help, my assistant and I are right over the counter, so you can call me if you want to. As he spoke, he turned around and walked towards Wu Yu and Xue Hao.

The woman seemed to hesitate for a moment, and looked at Yu Chen's back and suddenly felt more confidence in her heart. The woman tore off the scarf on her head and stood up tremblingly: "Mr. Yu, don't leave yet, I... I... I have something to tell you. ”

Although Wu Yu and Xue Hao had both seen Yu Chen's so-called reasoning, today was the first time they had seen Yu Chen guess what was going on in the heart of the strange woman in front of him without receiving the news from the hospital. Although I don't know how he did it, let alone what he guessed, but looking at the woman's demeanor and what he just said, I also know that Yu Chen, this kid, guessed correctly again.

Yu Chen turned his back to the woman and didn't look back, and after smiling smugly at Wu Yu and Xue Hao, he said with a serious face: "I know you can represent some people, but we are in business, and our family members don't sign for us, so we won't hold a funeral for people casually, are you sure you have done it?" ”

The woman bit her lip, and the hand that was originally holding the corner of her clothes suddenly clenched, and she said with a look of determination: "I can call the shots." Now that you've calculated my business, I think you must have a way to help me, as long as you can help me, I'm willing to pay as much as I want. ”

Yu Chen smiled proudly at Wu Yu and Xue Hao, and turned around with a serious expression: "We all know a little bit about life in this industry, but you still have to tell us the details yourself, otherwise we won't be able to help you." ”

The woman nodded: "What you said is that you have calculated everything, and I will not hide it from you." I do want to ask you to give my husband a funeral, but my husband's situation is a bit peculiar, so I don't know whether to do it myself. You're a great immortal, can you give me some pointers, what should I do now? ”

Yu Chen's expression was still the same, but he was bitter in his heart! How do I know what is going on with your husband, just now it was a well-founded reasoning and a directional guess, you asked so cluelessly, if I could give you some guidance, I would really become a fairy.

Seeing that Yu Chen didn't speak for a long time, the woman seemed to understand something. Women's unique thinking and meticulous observation skills make women often see much more clearly than men in interpersonal interactions. However, this woman obviously understood Yu Chen's meaning according to the general idea, and a stack of brand-new 100 yuan bills, which seemed to have more than 20,000 yuan, was placed on the coffee table by this woman.