"The Salesperson of the Shroud Shop"

Chapter 3 Phrases

Yu Chen suddenly turned his head to look at Wu Yu, his expression seemed to be brewing something, which made Wu Yu feel a little bad premonition.

Xue Hao whispered in Wu Yu's ear: "Be careful, this kid has a bad stomach, don't believe anything he says, don't let him fool." ”

Wu Yu nodded silently, and Yu Chen walked quickly in front of Wu Yu: "Brother-in-law, I feel very bad about your performance in Zhaojia Village before. Since my aunt asked you to come to my shop to learn some skills from me, I am obligated to teach you some of my skills. Are you interested in learning from me? ”

Wu Yu was a little hesitant, although Xue Hao had just warned him, but Yu Chen's skills and burning the true fire in Zhaojia Village really shocked Wu Yu. At this time, Yu Chen said that he wanted to teach him skills, and he was still a little happy in his heart.

Yu Chen looked at Wu Yu's expression carefully, and the corners of his mouth showed a smug upturn. With a look of believing that Brother Men'er was right, he said: "Brother-in-law, after all, we are also relatives, and it is not a rumor that I will teach you my skills." I have decided to tailor a complete learning plan for you, starting with the basics of recognizing different ghosts, so that you can identify all the ghosts in three days. ”

Xue Hao suddenly interjected: "Brother-in-law, don't listen to his nonsense, it's still three days." If there were so many kinds of ghosts in the world, the world would have been chaotic a long time ago. He himself doesn't believe in the existence of ghosts, and you say that you can rest assured that he taught you? ”

Wu Yu was a little surprised, since he opened a shroud shop, he should have believed in some so-called ghost theory. Although Yu Chen's performance was not very reliable, after experiencing the Fox Immortal Hall in Zhaojia Village, Wu Yu had completely subverted his worldview and believed that there were ghosts in the world. How could Xue Hao still say that Yu Chen didn't believe it himself? It's a bit too!

Seeing Wu Yu's expression, Yu Chen smiled: "I really don't believe that there are ghosts in the world, and the so-called ghosts are at most things that we can't explain." There is objective existence and evidence, but I never call those things ghosts, I always believe that science can explain everything, so in my place it is generally called human bioelectricity, or a breath of gas that accumulates in the body. ”

Xue Hao yawned: "It's your brainless theory again, don't say that your brother-in-law can't believe you, even if you really believe that there are ghosts in the world, you can't believe you." Or else! From today onwards, my brother-in-law will learn from me to protect the family! It is powerful and simple, as long as you set up a tablet at home to worship, buy some fruit and put two pillars of incense on it. It's so much better than studying your jumbled theories. ”

Yu Chen looked at Xue Hao with disdain: "You can pull it down!" The brother-in-law's neck is hung with his son's bones, and his son has become a yin, how can he still use it to worship the Baojia Immortal! If there is anything, his son can solve it, which is much more powerful than your Baojia Immortal. I asked my brother-in-law to learn from me, but I just learned about the so-called ghost knowledge, and the more knowledge I accumulated, the more ways to solve problems. You think it's all like you, you don't have culture, everything depends on brute force. ”

Xue Hao was a little unconvinced, but he glanced at the bones hanging from Wu Yu's neck, and said stupidly: "If you want to say that, brother-in-law doesn't need to learn anything, with his son's bones, if the general ghost runs late, maybe his son will be killed by playing!" ”

Wu Yu didn't quite understand what they meant, but he still longed for Chen's ability in his heart, and said with a smile: "That's it!" I'll learn both of your skills, I'm okay anyway, I'm here to learn skills, it doesn't matter how much or less, you'd better teach me together, as long as you're not afraid of trouble. ”

Yu Chen shook his head again and again with a smile: "I'm definitely not afraid of trouble, I'm worried that no one will learn my skills!" I promise that in the process of teaching you, you will know everything and say everything! ”

Xue Hao seemed to have suddenly come to his senses, and said excitedly: "No problem, brother-in-law, Xiao Song's qualifications next door are too poor, not to mention that our Baojia Immortal is generally not spread." But since you are my own relative, I also promise to teach you all that I will, but Baojiaxian has the rules of Baojiaxian, brother-in-law, you must strictly follow the rules of Baojiaxian, otherwise I can't teach you. ”

Wu Yu nodded: "This is no problem, since there are rules, then follow the rules." ”

Xue Hao smiled: "Brother-in-law, the first rule of the Baojiaxian is to have your own dick business." You see that you have a guy as good as your son's bones, so why don't you borrow the sword you brought back to me? Only with professional things can I better teach you the skills, don't you say? ”

Yu Chen saw Xue Hao's cheap face, and couldn't help but say: "Your idea of fighting the soul slashing sword there is that I brought it out of the Fox Immortal Hall after my brother-in-law and I played with our lives." The ownership of the baby is me and my brother-in-law, and now that my brother-in-law has his son's bones, this sword should be used by me in order, and you have nothing to do. ”

Xue Hao smiled cheaply, walked quickly behind Yu Chen and slapped Yu Chen's shoulder: "You don't usually use it much, besides, don't you have a baby!" Isn't the soul lock that we came back from last time your baby, buddy didn't rob you at that time! Shouldn't you show your style this time and give me this sword? ”

Yu Chen glanced at Xue Hao: "Let me state first, that soul lock was given to me because you didn't know how to use it, but it wasn't given to me by your kid to carry forward his style." If you want a sword, you can also barter. You take out an equivalent baby in exchange, none of us will lose, don't play with empty gloves in front of me, I'm too familiar with your set, so it's useless for me to fool Xiao Song. ”

Xue Hao hurriedly walked to Wu Yu's side, looked at Wu Yu with a cheap face, and looked at Wu Yu a little embarrassed for a while: "I said it doesn't count, this sword was brought back by me and Yu Chen, you can't tell me if you want it!" Communicate with him! ”

Xue Hao sat back on the coffee table like a deflated ball, looking as if he was doing a psychological struggle, and said to Chen for a long time: "What do you want me to exchange?" ”

Yu Chen smiled: "Don't you know what I want, the Xue family's soul cat will raise one for me, and this sword will be yours." ”

Xue Hao's eyes widened: "Damn, you lion opens your mouth!" Our soul cat has been raising one for less than ten years, and more for decades. In addition to the specially raised soul cats that cannot be changed, the entire Xue family can only exchange four or five soul cats for worship. Old Man Sun gave Sister Xiaoxi's only one that the Sun family took out a lot of things, and my grandmother agreed to provide it. If you get such a broken sword, you have to exchange it for a cat in my house, which is not equivalent to the price, and it can't be exchanged. ”

Yu Chen quickly took out the Standing Soul Sword brought back from the Fox Immortal Hall, and a cold light from the sword unsheath shocked Xue Hao, and Yu Chen waved the sword in his hand twice proudly: "You take a closer look, this is the guy Gu Yuehong used back then, and your family's Baojia Immortals were all invented by Mr. Gu." In terms of generation, this sword can be regarded as the ancestor of your family. Let you exchange a cat, you will only take advantage of it and not suffer a loss. ”

Xue Hao took the sword and looked at it carefully, although he hadn't studied the sword enough, but when he saw the cold light when the sword was unsheathed, Xue Hao knew that this sword was definitely a good thing.

Xue Hao carefully touched the sword in his hand, whether it was the pattern of the sword body or the weight of the entire sword, it was very suitable. Xue Hao suddenly pointed to Elvis Presley not far away: "My grandma can't get me another cat, if you want to change it, take it away." ”

Yu Chen glanced at Elvis Presley with disdain, but Wu Yu's heart was beautiful, Wu Yu has always admired Elvis Presley's ability last time, and I heard that this Elvis is the father of all the cats in the Xue family now, and the father must be much more powerful than those sons!

Wu Yu nodded excitedly at Yu Chen, but he didn't expect Yu Chen to shake his head: "This broken cat can't even catch a mouse except for eating, you can't exchange it." Take a female in exchange, the mother can still have a litter of small ones, if this male dies one day, Lao Tzu will not pay a big fortune? ”

Xue Hao glanced at Yu Chen: "Damn, I really don't know if you're really stupid or fake." Our soul cat is not born to be born, and what is born is also an ordinary cat cub. The enshrined Baojia Immortal must go through the unique ritual of the Xue family in order for the cat cub to become a soul cat, and this process will take three years. And the older the soul cat, the more powerful it becomes, this is just Elvis, the most powerful and oldest of the existing soul cats in our family. I don't know the goods and still pretend to be a big-tailed wolf here, you are deliberately looking for me to despise you! ”

Yu Chen smiled: "Don't say those vain words, this cat is so old, I'm afraid it will hang up one day." Why don't you give me a cub who has just become a soul cat, don't tell me that it will take three years, and it won't take that long for Gu Yuehong to make a soul stack! All the things in your house were invented by Gu Yuehong, and I really don't believe that it takes three years to get a soul cat. ”

Xue Hao put down the sword in his hand: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, the soul cat itself is a product of the soul stack, but the effect on people and cats is different." For each cat to become a soul cat, it takes three years of continuous experimentation, and the chance of success is only 1 in 10,000. To get a soul cat, you have to kill at least a few hundred cats. ”

Yu Chen smiled, returned the sword into the scabbard, and walked to Wu Yu's side: "Brother-in-law, let's go and study the training for you!" I suddenly lost interest in the soul cat and didn't want to trade with him. ”

Xue Hao and Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen strangely at the same time, Xue Hao's eyes widened: "You kid has a little credibility, can you, Lao Tzu will exchange our Elvis Presley with you, you are obviously taking advantage, how can you say that if you don't change it, you won't change it." ”

Wu Yu was also a little strange: "Yes, I think that Elvis Presley is good!" Xue Hao also likes this sword, it's useless for the two of us to keep it, it's better to exchange it with him! ”

Yu Chen suddenly laughed: "I'll be a fool if I change it with him." The Xue family's Elvis is generally the soul of the Xue family's ancestor and the Xue family's most powerful family immortal, the soul is stacked on the body of the Elvis, brother-in-law, do you think the Xue family's ancestor will abandon his descendants and mix with us? Xue Hao is here with empty gloves and white wolves! Besides, didn't he just tell us how to get the soul cat? Let's go back and catch some wild cats on the street and come back for experiments, and do we still need to exchange our swords? ”