The first

Introducer Legend

（1）

Introducer: "How nice is the little girl, why don't you agree?" ”

Me: "It's good, but it's not appropriate." ”

Introducer: "It's a good fit for you." You're a natural match! Being able to marry such a girl is a blessing that you have cultivated in several lifetimes? ”

Everyone shouted in unison: "Yes, yes, don't be born in happiness and don't know blessings!" ”

Me: "By the way, don't you have no object, you know her first, why don't you ......?" ”

Introducer: ", that's ugly, do you want to disgust me?" Whoever wants is sick! ”

Everyone shouted in unison: "Yes, yes, how did you come up with such a bad idea, isn't this disgusting?" ”

Me: "......"

（2）

"What's going on, little X, people agree to talk to you, why don't you hurry up? Fate! You'll regret missing it! ”

"Auntie, I really don't think it's appropriate."

"How inappropriate, how inappropriate, how inappropriate?"

"Auntie, it's normal to feel inappropriate when you meet, and you can't ...... if you don't feel it."

"Do you think she's bad?"

"Okay."

"Then why don't you want to?"

"Okay, but it doesn't feel right."

"Okay, okay, you don't come to this set! Where is not suitable for you say!! ”

"Auntie, I don't think it's ideal for you to send me a photo of her, but the reason why I still agreed to meet is because you said that she is 1.65 meters. When I saw her, I found that she should be less than 1.6 meters barefoot. ”

"What do you mean, your aunt I'm talking nonsense?"

"Auntie, I didn't say you were talking nonsense. I mean, I have a lot of contact with female colleagues because of my work, and I'm not very tall, so I know a lot about women's height. The person you introduced, at most 1.59 meters, you have pulled up 6 centimeters. You made me ......"

"Forget it, if you don't say it, I know, don't you think she's ugly? Don't you think she's ugly? Don't you think she's ugly? Don't you think she's ugly? ……”

"Auntie, it turns out ...... You think she's ugly, too. ”

"You don't have to pick and choose, I tell you, what qualifications do you have? People like this broke through the door and came up to ask for a kiss! ”

"Then I bless her, and thank you, Auntie."

"I'd like to see what you can find! Hey! Don't be taller than the sky, life is thinner than paper! ”

"Auntie, I heard that your son has no object, since you think this little girl is very good, I think I will talk to your son, I think it's good."

“……！！ You! Why are you so vicious, kid? Thou shalt not teach thee! Keep being your single! ”

“……”

The second

In the end, it is not biased

"Eldest sister, you cut my hair off."

"No, it's not biased."

"Eldest sister, it's really wrong, I'm looking in the mirror."

"That's because you don't have glasses!"

"Really, I don't have to wear glasses to see so close. You see, I'm wearing glasses now, but it's still a bit of a problem. ”

"You feel biased because of the light over there. You can't see that it's dark here, but there's less light over there. ”

"It's still not right, eldest sister, this is indeed biased, you see that I turn around and it is still biased here."

"You're really psychological, you let everyone see! Isn't it right? ”

Everyone shouted in unison: "Yes, yes, yes!" ”

"Eldest sister, but I think it's really biased, and it's getting more and more biased......"

"Your eyes should really be looking, why does everyone think it's right and you think it's biased?"

"But it's ......"

"You're looking for something, aren't you?"

Everyone shouted in unison: "Yes, yes, why are you so picky, isn't this out of nowhere?" ”

“……”

When I got home, I looked in the mirror at the short hair that was close to a side-sloped ladder, and I was stunned for a while, going on a blind date like this, okay?

When my parents saw it, they were surprised and asked, "Why is it cut so off-right?" ”

Me: "...... Is it really biased? ”

"It's really biased."

“……”

The third

Parents' advice on blind dates

The introducer said: I haven't seen a girl. My parents said to me: I don't know if it's good or not until I've seen it.

The introducer said: I've seen it, it's good-looking, but there are no photos. My parents said to me: Everyone says it's good-looking.

The introducer said: It's not good-looking, no photos. My parents said to me: People have their own eyes, you have your eyes, people think they don't look good, not necessarily you think they don't look good.

The introducer said: There are photos, show you. I didn't look good, and my parents said to me: the photos don't explain the problem, some people don't take pictures.

The introducer said: There are photos, show you. I look good, but I've heard that I have a low education. My parents said to me: The quality of such a girl may be very poor, maybe this is just such a good photo for you to see, I don't recommend you to see, thank you for the introducer.

Me: "......"