Yanzhou Strange Tales (1)

Children's shoes, the website is really unstable, it is difficult to log in to the author's background, today is enough to update during the day, wait for the evening, so just get some pieces of life for everyone to see~

001 go to the toilet

In '07, I worked on the middle floor of an empty commercial building in the Yanzhou Development Zone. There was no one upstairs or downstairs on our floor. This corner is relatively remote, and even if there are enterprises, most of them are heavy factories, and there are not many companies that need a large office area. At that time, the boss thought it was very timely to consider renting a middle, but later found that it didn't rain in advance - except for our company rental, there was no one going up and down the stairs. As a result, many places such as elevators and toilets on this building have been abandoned and have not been used.

It's not that I don't believe that there are unknown horrors in this world, but people work hard to earn money for life, who has the time to think about these meaningless things? But I'm really afraid of being alone, isn't it just a ten-story building, and I don't need an elevator, so I'd rather take the spacious central staircase with good lighting.

But anyone has to go to the toilet. It was one day at the beginning of August, the hottest day of the summer, and after drinking some more hot water, I felt a rush of urine and went out to the toilet. The toilet is at the end of each floor, fortunately it is not in school, and it is only allowed to go after class, but even so, since only the toilet on our floor can be used, female colleagues sometimes have to wait in line. In the case of men, although standing to urinate saves resources, everyone still doesn't like to be exposed to colleagues, and subconsciously still wants to find a pit for stool to close the door, so men would rather queue up. Therefore, the poop pit that guarantees privacy is called a "private room" or "private seat".

This time I arrived early, the property cleaning staff had already cleaned five minutes ago, and I was probably the first to come. Who would have thought that as soon as I entered, I heard a series of fart noises, and then a very disgusting rich smell came out. I frowned, knowing that the stool pit was occupied, and I had no choice but to stand outside and pee.

At this time, the back of Xiao Tang's head appeared from behind the door, and although he couldn't see the expression, he smiled very hard: "Haha, I'm sorry, the speed is still faster than you!" I'll go first, and I'll take the private room. I'll be fine right away! Then I heard the sound of the toilet flushing.

I thought to myself, I'm not going to go to your pit when you're done, it stinks to death, and I'm almost done peeing.

But thinking so in my heart, I had to agree copingly, I turned my head, and was about to speak, but I was immediately shocked indescribably, and my lower body seemed to be electrocuted, and I didn't know if I had finished urinating.

I saw that next to the pit under the door, there were two legs and two shoes in my direction, and it was obvious that Don Jr. was squatting in my direction, which was a normal position.

But how can he flush the toilet while squatting? You have to stand up and turn your back to me to get it!

But Don Jr.'s head is really still facing away from me! This 180Β° posture, he will never be able to do it, I don't know if it is okay to practice yoga to the highest level, but among the more than 30 ordinary people on this floor who don't know how to exercise and don't like sports, no living person can do it.

And Xiao Tang is only one meter six or seven.

I'm not an actor, so I couldn't hide my extreme horror, so I quickly zipped up and rushed out. At that moment, Xiao Tang smiled strangely and was about to push the door, which can actually be explained by the fact that he thought I was in a hurry, so he sped up. But that smile was so strange that I couldn't say why, but he never smiled like that.

Afterwards I went about my work as usual, although I thought about it occasionally. Don Jr. was still my colleague and greeted me with a smile, but sure enough, he never smiled like that again, which made me even more convinced that he hadn't laughed like this before, only that once.

I've studied the day carefully, it has nothing to do with April Fool's Day, it has nothing to do with Halloween, it has nothing to do with any supernatural festivals, and it is really unnecessary to say that although Don Jr. is an optimist, he never plays tricks on his colleagues, and if he and another colleague deliberately scare me in this pose behind closed doors, it is really unnecessary, at least it is not worth the painstaking effort - when I rushed out the door, Don Jr. walked out, but his collar and shoes showed that it was him, and no one else.

From the known scientific point of view, the only explanation for him to be able to scare me with his colleagues is plausible. It's just why would he do it? I never mustered up the courage to ask him. I later told a lot of people about it, and I just felt that the more I said it, the more people heard it, the less my fear would become.

There are a lot of things to do for young people, and even though I spend a lot of money on weekdays, I am still stretched thin. It's not easy to get a job, even if in the middle of the night, the past will pop up in my mind and gently tug at the head of my mind, but I still don't want to give up my job and keep working.

And Don Jr. quit his job one day and went to another city. But I didn't stop being scared because he was gone.

Because I'm sure it doesn't matter if he walks or not, it should have nothing to do with him, the thing that scares me I don't know what it is, is still in this building, even on this floor, maybe in the toilet, maybe somewhere......

Dare to say: No matter who you are, you will always feel ...... when you go to the toilet alone

002 guess the boxing

A retired elderly man in the western suburbs of Yanzhou has nothing to do, and his daughter lives in Beijing, not only does not support the elderly, but only goes home once or twice a year.

He lives in a relatively remote place, there are no friends to relieve boredom, and there is no entertainment, so he simply guesses boxing with his left hand, and plays chess with his left hand.

It was about 99, a rare day, when his daughter came back with her son-in-law to visit, and after ringing the doorbell, she heard a faint voice inside asking, "Who...... Who ......"

When the daughter heard it, wasn't this her father's voice? Why is it so weak, is it some serious illness? Busy said, "It's me!" Dad, what's wrong with you? ”

But he heard the faint voice say, "Yes...... It's my daughter...... We...... Who...... Come open the door? ”

The daughter and son-in-law looked at each other, both feeling inexplicable.

Suddenly, the old man's voice became sharp, confident, and even arrogant, completely different from the morbid just now: "How about the decision to guess the boxing?" ”

Immediately after, it turned into a faint voice: "Good ......" After only a few moments, the strong voice shouted: "I lost!" I'll drive it! ”

The daughter and son-in-law outside the door suddenly felt that something was wrong, and just wanted to leave, but the door was already opening very violently!

I saw that the old man inside had been thin to the size of a baby, and his whole body was dragged by his left arm, and the left hand became extremely thick and huge, which was even more hideous and terrifying compared to the body, and there was a large bulging sarcoma at the top of the fist, like a transparent, regularly beating brain, and the left hand suddenly opened, and the broken line inside actually turned into a cracked mouth: "Good girl...... Good son-in-law...... Do you want him to be a dad or do you want me to be a dad? ”

The courage said: As a child, you must be filial to the elderly. Filial piety comes first, first of all, we can't let the elderly feel lonely and lonely.

003 attractant

Around the end of the 90s, there were not many people who owned dogs at that time, and those who could afford them were rich and idlers, and because there were relatively few people, there was no way to exchange experiences with each other.

It was hot, one woman's child was anorexic, and even the family dog didn't like to eat.

The woman was very anxious, at least at that time there was no decent supermarket in Yanzhou, and that evening she stumbled upon a small wholesale store selling a very expensive attractant, and the owner of the store said that this was the latest invention of a large high-tech company in Shanghai, and that the test could be refunded and there was compensation twice the original price, so she bought it back in disbelief.

She first grabbed one from a nearby tree and fixed its butt with a nail, and it couldn't die for a while. So she poured out a small ball of the attractant and smeared it on Zhizhi's body.

Suddenly, there were several more praying mantis nearby, competing to climb the tree. The woman was very happy and surprised, happy that this thing really worked, and was worth the money, and surprised that so many praying mantis were attracted to it. Who knew that before the praying mantis finished eating the known corpse, suddenly a small green snake jumped up to the treetops and chased after the praying mantis.

Before the woman could express her surprise, the little snake was caught by a large bird and flew away. The woman was astonished, she could tell from her back what kind of bird of prey it was, either an owl or a owl, but that thing lived in the forest dozens of miles away, how could it fly over? Is it just attracted to attractants?

She hesitantly returned home with the attractant, and it was already night. Knowing that a very small dose can have a great effect, she applied it to half a steamed bun with a small amount, and before she could call the dog, the sleeping five-year-old child actually got out of bed sleepwalking and staggered towards the kitchen. The dog also smelled it, it ran fast, and soon rushed up and licked a mouthful of steamed buns, and before it could continue licking, because its tongue was stained with attractants, a huge multipod worm with a long belt suddenly jumped out of the crack in the basement, and bit the dog's tongue like lightning, and the dog could hardly even scream, and the two were deadlocked, and then, the creeping sound continued to come from the basement, and there were even larger, rare insects in real life that were attracted by the attractant and crawled out of the deep underground.

The woman was terrified and tried to throw the attractant out of the window, but the insect bit her tongue off, and the dog was struck on the woman's leg, and the woman's hand shook, and the attractant was splashed all over her body. At this moment, an unprecedented fear enveloped her, so that she could no longer move, and she saw that the moonlight outside the window was suddenly blocked by something, and the huge shadows of the great friends approached with the heavy footsteps that shook the building, and a huge mouth like a truck slowly approached the windowsill......

Dare said: How many products have no side effects and can make consumers trust enough?

004 TV Female

In 2001, after Xiao Wang went to college, he found that most of his classmates had computers, so he was ruthless and took out the savings he had accumulated for many years to buy a brand-new large-screen LCD computer, and since then he has been playing games and reading novels very happily.

Especially when I come back from school in the evening, the TV is left aside. What else do you go to TV? The TV sets are all old-fashioned film and television works, even if the new TV series is played, it is an abridged version, and so many advertisements are inserted.

Especially the broken advertisement of the shampoo, a woman shakes her hair back and forth as if she has epilepsy, and thinks she is beautiful, she can scroll 50 times a day, disgusting to death, I really don't know how much advertising money the TV station charges. And the computer is different, no matter how rare the TV series, you can find it, you can watch it whenever you want, there are no ads, even if it is the latest movie, you can download it and enjoy it for free.

Xiao Wang watched the computer like this for a month, and those hateful advertisements finally stayed away from him. The television set was left out in the cold, and it was covered with a thin layer of ash.

When he came home on a hot summer night, because he was too tired, Xiao Wang turned off the light and went to sleep. In my sleep, I vaguely felt as if there was a faint light on the other side of the hall. He didn't bother to stand up, but opened his eyes a little slit, and the sight was so frightened that he almost screamed - only to see that the TV was turned off, but the screen flashed, and the long-lost shampoo commercial was broadcast. "XX brand shampoo, dandruff is completely gone!"

After saying that, the woman began to shake her hair as usual again, which was nothing, but in the middle of the night, this kind of picture was particularly terrifying.

Instantly, the hair filled the entire picture like tens of thousands of entangled snakes and insects, and then broke through the boundaries of the plane from the two-dimensional world, and slowly shot out of the TV screen like a silk, then the entire head, and then the body......

When the woman was fully out, she still couldn't see her face, and she could only feel her hair swinging more and more frantically, as if she had epilepsy or drugs, and then slowly walked towards her bedroom.

Xiao Wang was extremely frightened, but he didn't dare to make a sound, only to see that the woman's head was shaking too violently, with a crisp sound, her head and neck were disjointed, and she was softly hanging on her shoulders, but she was still swaying her long hair tirelessly. Her long hair swept to the ground, and she tripped herself over with one foot on it, and then simply shook her head violently as she crawled over......

When she entered Xiao Wang's room, she ripped off the network cable, dragged the LCD monitor down and smashed it to pieces, and then dragged the chassis out and slammed it with her head, although the skull shattered, the chassis also collapsed.

Xiao Wang was close to her, so he could only close his eyes and hope to escape.

Who knew that the woman suddenly turned around and came to him, and when she came to the bed, she did not move.

Huo Ran, Xiao Wang felt that his eyelids were opened by a pair of powerful hands, and he saw a hideous face opening his eyes angrily at him, and shouted sadly: "Whyβ€”β€”! Why don't you watch meβ€”β€”? Look at me! I want you to look at meβ€”β€”!! ”

Dare to say: What is progress? Is it really better now than it used to be? Maybe those outdated things are not willing to give way like this, and will show their hideous true colors......