The sunlight pierced through the thin clouds, and the earth was covered with a colorful spinning.

When she woke up the next day, she found that she was too excited last night, causing her to set the alarm clock wrong. It was supposed to be six o'clock, and the devil knows how she mistakenly set it to an eight o'clock alarm.

A message popped up in the WeChat box to talk about Yu: Be in the cupboard early.

A simple sentence with no smiling expression. Juju can imagine Tan Yu's disgusted expression when he said this.

On the first day, she gave people the image of laziness, and she really wanted to drop the urge to drop her phone.

After all, you can't blame the mobile phone, the pot used to be like this at home, stretching out your legs and lying in the sun to dry your buttocks, just inertia.

This time, too, she was quiet as if she were in her own home, and no one bothered her.

Kettle began to hate herself, because she had set the alarm clock at six o'clock to make breakfast for everyone.

It's fun now, it didn't work out sooner, and she guessed that she didn't wait for her earlier after leaving the door.

"Hey, Forget the New Year...... Teapot greeted Xiao Forgetful Nian, who was sitting in front of the sofa watching cartoons, and he was still holding a bowl of porridge with a few red dates floating on it.

Xiao Wangnian was very full, and he took a few intervals. When you look at the pot casually, you can see his round belly, like a leather ball hidden in his clothes.

Xiao Wangnian glared at the pot, "I don't want to talk to a bad woman." ”

The words are very sour, the pot can't laugh, and it's definitely not right to hang his face and scold Xiao Nian, standing there like a stunned person. She could only hey twice as if nothing had happened, and salivated into the kitchen.

Anyway, with the character of the kettle, you won't be shy in someone else's house, not to mention that this is not a stranger's home, but the home of someone you like.

The pot opened the cupboard to find Tan Yu to say it early, but the cupboard was full of empty bowls, and the grain on the side of half a grain of rice could not be searched carefully.

"Tan Yu is such a serious person, he may not be able to play tricks on me." The pot thought to himself, but there was really no one in the bowl, and then he looked at a small bowl standing by the sink with a bun in it.

Not a bun to be exact, because after someone took a small bite, the pork filling inside was revealed, and the smell of meat filled the air. If you look at the pot for a second longer, you will see a fly bite burrowing into it.

The pot pot can't find his own early, this time it's an embarrassing situation. In fact, Tan Yu said that the share left for the pot was eaten by Xiao Wangnian earlier.

Today is Saturday, and Tan Yu went out early. And Xiao Wangnian didn't have to go to class, and when he was asleep in the kettle, he had already swallowed the kettle into his little belly.

No wonder he was holding his round belly just now.

Huket went out of the kitchen and wanted to say hello to Xiao Wangnian and ask about the morning, but he ignored her, and even looked at Huju with the kind of eyes that children hate, and Huju was awkward not to put a hot face on his cold buttocks.

She thought to herself, since no one left me early, those who have hands and feet will not starve to death.

Juju entered the kitchen with his head held high, and did his own food and clothing!

At first, the pot saw the induction cooker and used the induction cooker to cook the noodles, and after the water boiled, the power went out as soon as it was thrown down. When she walked out of the kitchen to check, Xiao Wangnian was moving the chair back to its place.

It's not that there is a power outage, but that the main power switch is turned off. After Tjupot found out, he faced the little troublemaker and felt that his brain system had collapsed.

"Xiao Wangnian is the cutest, can you turn on the power and let Auntie cook a bowl of fragrant chicken noodles for you to eat!" The pot blinked his eyes, and coaxed him softly to make a cute gesture to hold his face.

Xiao Wangnian stared at the pot pot, continued to walk over and set the chair neatly, and didn't answer the pot or pot without saying a word. Apparently he hates talking to pots.

Kettle Bu Bu laughed unflatteringly, paced around the room, turned over the corners everywhere, but didn't see where the main power switch was. I want to call and ask Tan Yu, but he must be busy at work, bothering him for this little matter, Kettle feels that he is useless, and he can't even deal with a fart child.

Juju half-squatted in front of Xiao Wangnian, took his hand and said with a smile: "Oh, you see, the teacher must have taught you the ancient poem of 'who knows that the Chinese food on the plate, every grain is hard', how hard the farmer uncle is farming!" When my noodles become sticky, I won't be able to eat them, so they're wasted! ”

"My dad said that the late birds don't have bugs!" Xiao Wangnian shook off the pot and pot, and his eyes were as big as grapes.

At first glance, this yellow-mouthed child's words were clever and ruthless, and the pot gave him a thumbs up in his heart.

"Look, what about the little bugs, as long as the little birds catch them diligently, no matter when, the little bugs will have them!" As soon as the pot pot finished speaking, he was scolded back by Xiao Wangnian.

"You liar, people like you who came to rob my father with me are big liars, I'm going to find Ultraman to come and arrest you!" After Xiao Wangnian finished speaking, he picked up the water gun from the bottom corner of the table and attacked the kettle.

Damn, it's the same attack as last night! The pot was unguarded, and water was shot into the eye, and the water had to be clean, otherwise there would really be an accident.

She was a little speechless, looking at this little forgetful year.

If it is someone else's child who talks about forgetting the New Year, the pot will definitely curse like this: "What 'forgetting the year', 'Wang Ba' is almost the same!" Little Wang Ba! Super Little King Eight! ”

The kettle was transferred to the kitchen again, but fortunately she saw a savior and used the gas stove to cook the noodles instead. Xiao Wangnian stood at the kitchen door and watched the pot's every move, his smart eyes turned, and bad ideas began to brew and ferment in his brain cells.

Kettle is a newcomer, so I am not very familiar with their things, so I can find some seasonings and rummage through them. She didn't ask Xiao Niannian either, she knew he wouldn't answer.

The noodles can be out of the pot for two bowls, the pot and pot looked around, and chose a delicate and beautiful large porcelain bowl towards the innermost part of the cupboard, and took a cute children's bowl with his hand. So, a large bowl and a small bowl were placed on the dining table, and the steaming aroma suddenly occupied every inch of the air in the air. She was a little proud, thinking that Xiao Wangnian's saliva had gone straight down to 3,000 feet, and she must give her a thumbs up in her heart, so she took a pair of children's chopsticks and handed them to him regardless of her previous suspicions.

"I'm going to eat a big bowl!" Xiao Wangnian said a word coldly, and the first bite of noodles in the pot was just about to be put into his mouth, but before he could eat it, he stopped and choked.

"Hey, little thing, you're so greedy! The belly is as big as Zhu Bajie! ”

"Don't forget, this is my family's food!" Xiao Wangnian crossed his waist and let go of cruel words, and his tone of voice was completely arrogant of an adult.

Can it be said that the little forgetful year will steal people's jobs as soon as they come! But Xiao Wangnian talked to her, and the pot smiled and happily exchanged the rice bowl in his hand with his small bowl, "Oh, meet you." My bowl is perverted and spicy, as long as you can eat it. ”

She thought that Xiao Wangnian would refuse because of the spicy and would take the initiative to change it back, but she didn't expect Xiao Wangnian to take a big bite of noodles and send them to her mouth.

Tulf was stunned, and admired his sacrifice against her. She had only taken her first bite when some noodle soup splashed on her cheeks. This is because Xiao Wangnian's eating appearance is deliberately exaggerated, like a ten-year-old beggar who can hold a meal for the first time.

"Forget the New Year, can you eat elegantly? Your soup has splashed all over my face. The pot and pot looked over, and before the words were finished, Xiao Wangnian sucked a mouthful of noodles into his mouth, and splashed the soup and flew towards the pot.

"Ahh The pot didn't dodge, and subconsciously closed his eyes, as if countless fine thorns had pierced his eyeballs, and the whole eye socket was stinging with pain. The eyes are in the peppers.

"Talking about forgetting the New Year, you are too much! If I'm blind, you're going to pay for it? Kettle opened his other eye and was irritable, "The tiger is not powerful, thinking that you are the beastmaster!" ”

"I'm the Beastmaster, I'm the Beastmaster, I'm the best!" Xiao Wangnian didn't realize his mistake, and was still there applauding his "masterpiece".

The kettle immediately ran to the faucet, angry and aggrieved, but his temper came and went quickly, and he didn't want to worry about anything with the little kid after taking care of his eyes.

Juju returned to the table and was about to eat noodles again, but Xiao Wangnian didn't apologize a word, and ate noodles by himself. In order to be teased by him again, Hupot immediately took the noodles and hid away to eat.

"It's a shame that you met Aunt Ben and me, if you were someone else, you wouldn't have died on the bowstring! It's dangerous, you know, no, you can't do this kind of thing anymore in the future! ”

…

The pot and the pot preached to the little forgetful year, but the forgetful year didn't say a word and just stared at the kettle, as if waiting for something.

She also knew that he was hostile, so she definitely couldn't listen to it, so she simply didn't say it in vain, and the noodles were cold when they met! She picked up the noodles and stuffed them into her mouth, and the chewing action immediately stopped.

"Wow! Phew! The kettle ran into the trash can and threw it out. Because the noodles have been seasoned, the noodles have become a weird taste, which makes the pot very unbearable.

Xiao Wangnian happily ran to the pot with a bowl and cheered, "Oh, oh, someone can't eat breakfast!" After speaking, he picked up the noodles and ate them slipperily to show the pot.

"Little villain, what the hell are you doing again!" The pot asked angrily, and the noodles that had been boiled in waves and twists were wasted before they could enjoy much.

After sucking the noodles, Xiao Wangnian spat at her and grimaced, "I won't give you my food!" Because his little hands didn't hold such a big rice bowl steady, there was a crisp "pop", and the porcelain bowl fell into a flower, and no one ate noodles.

Because he lost his hand, Xiao Wangnian took out a broom to dispose of the wreckage of the rice bowl.

This surprised the pot, thinking that he would get into trouble and run.

But who would have thought that in the next second, Xiao Wangnian "wittily" moved the water eastward, he took the broom and pointed to the pot, pointing out: "You are in trouble, you broke my father's favorite ceramic bowl, and I will report you when my father comes back." ”

Huju was dumbfounded, "Hey, little forgetful year, do you have a little morality!" ”

"You broke it, because my dad knows that children don't have to eat in such a big bowl! You're done! ”

I don't care about the pot, I think that a bowl is a bowl, and I don't need hundreds of thousands of dollars, so I can't go to the supermarket to buy it and compensate your father!

"Okay, since you don't give me your food, don't be hungry for my snacks when I come back from the supermarket!" As he spoke, he took a red banknote and showed it in front of Xiao Wangnian, and went out proudly.

Soon, Juju came back with a large bag of snacks, and there was indeed a large porcelain bowl in it, although it was far from the broken one. She was panting with exhaustion, and her forehead was like a fire, and sweat was dripping from the heat.

"Ding Dong!"

"Ding Dong!"

"Forget the year, open the door."

"Forget the year!"

…

There were no footsteps, no sign of the door opening.

Juju didn't expect to eat a closed door, she should have just wanted to go out again, she rang the doorbell twice in vain.

There was still no movement inside, and Xiao Wangnian made a grimace in the cat's eye.

The pot pot was helpless.

She sat at the door and waited, until Tan Yu got off work.

Tan Yu was also stunned to look at the pot pot that dozed off with a bag of snacks.

Huju first stood up and greeted Tan Yu stupidly: "Oh, that, I just came back from going to the supermarket." ”

Tan Yu also guessed a rough idea, knowing that Forget Nian deliberately didn't open the door for her, and after entering the house, everyone didn't say anything, Xiao Forget Nian sat quietly on the sofa and watched TV. It's as if nothing has happened.

Tan Yu walked to the kitchen and put down the ingredients in his hand, and as soon as his eyes caught a glimpse of the fragments in the trash can, he immediately came out with a black face: "Who broke my enamel glazed porcelain bowl!" ”

Before the pot could speak, Xiao Wangnian raised his finger and pointed at her, and said without blinking: "It was this 'nasty aunt' who used it to fill noodles in the morning, and she broke it!" ”

Throwing the pot is not counted, and a nickname is added. Hate Auntie?

Huket stared at the year of lying without hesitation, he lied a lot at a young age, and he knew how to strike first, even if Juju had ten mouths, she couldn't justify it.

"Hey, little brat, you're really good at relying on people!" Huju naturally didn't admit it, because Tan Yu's stinky face had serious signs of madness.

But it doesn't seem to be the case.

Because Tan Yu spoke in a very calm tone.

"Forget the year, did you break it?"

Xiao Wangnian didn't dare to look at his father's eyes, lowered his head and fiddled with the Rubik's Cube in his hand, disrupted those neat colors, and muttered, "I didn't break it." ”

The tone grew smaller and smaller, until the last word was completely inaudible.

Tan Yu knew that Xiao Wangnian was lying, so he asked again with a dark face: "If you say it again, did you break it?" ”

Xiao Wangnian lowered his head, and his ashamed little face was about to be attached to his clothes. He couldn't speak, the Rubik's Cube stopped playing, he just pinched his clothes, tears jumped out in the next second, and he ran back to the room after saying "Dad is a big villain".

The pot pot was suddenly frightened by the words of the year. She glanced at Tan Yu's bad face, touched her short hair and squeezed out a smile and said, "You son, you're really naughty." ”

"It's not naughty, it's that there is a mother to raise and not a mother to teach."

Tan Yu said coldly.

"Hey, kid, who didn't grow up lying." The pot pot said casually.

"You see, that's the first thing we disagreed about." After Tan Yu finished speaking, he walked straight into the kitchen.

The pot turned in place and rolled his eyes, "What the hell?" Then Baba ran to Tan Yu's side and followed him in the kitchen.

"I'll help you cut the carrots!" As he spoke, he picked up the kitchen knife on the cutting board and started his hand.

Tan Yu squinted his eyes and said, "You didn't wash your hands." ”

"Oh." The pot stuck out his tongue, twisted the faucet, flushed his hand, and started chopping vegetables again.

"Your hands weren't washed." Tan Yu glanced at it again.

The pot didn't speak, and then casually rushed his hand.

He didn't look at it directly, and when he heard the sound of water that was about to start, he said, "It's still not clean." ”

"Hey, you look miserable all day long, you listen to it quite torturous!" Juju put down the kitchen knife and opened his hands and ten fingers to see, "Such white and immaculate hands, where are they still dirty!" ”

After the pot was finished, he was just about to cut vegetables, but he grabbed the faucet and smeared it with hand sanitizer, "Washing your hands is not just a casual flush, ten fingers crossed and carefully rubbed, a pair of unwashed hands have 800,000 bacteria, according to American research, there are more bacteria in women's palms than men." If you don't wash it, all the 800,000 bacteria will enter your mouth. ”

"If you enter your mouth, you won't follow Xiang and pull it out!" She muttered quietly, rubbing the foam in her hand more abundantly.

"And your nails should be cut, don't wear nail polish in the future, don't you know it's called 'nail paint'?" He added coldly.

The pot is stunned, his nails are not long, and the nail polish of the picture is not colorful and flamboyant, but a little transparent jade, making the nails more red and clear. It's also a loss to talk about Yu's good eyesight, and I can see this layer of nail polish.

"Hey, no, that's good!"

After the words of the pot fell, he immediately picked it up, "First of all, there are 3.8 billion bacteria in a nail, and the bacteria will increase as soon as the nail grows." Secondly, the nail polish you apply contains formaldehyde, acetone, titanium dioxide and other harmful chemicals, which are harmful to various organ systems of the human body. In addition, you are not alone, there is a 10% chance that the nail polish on your ten fingers will fall off into the food, and what goes into your mouth is no joke..."

"Alright, alright!" Huket couldn't help but be disgusted with such a "medical education", given that the other party was not just a doctor, she must have succumbed, "I'll just take it off, the doctor's instructions are so subtle!" After she finished speaking, she removed her hand from the faucet and shook the water beads, and patted Tan Yu's shoulder, leaving a palm-sized water stain.

Today's dinner was prepared by Tan Yu and Huket. Juju has the opportunity to avenge Zhaoxue, talk about the things that Xiao Tan broke the bowl slowly, and let Tan Yu not be angry. But the words of the pot are redundant, and he is no longer angry when he learns the truth.

Also, what kind of son Lao Tzu knows best. Juju originally wanted to insert the topic of Xiao Forget, but Tan Yu didn't seem to like to talk about the mother and son very much. As soon as the pot saw his stereotypical face, she felt that she would be kicked out by this master if she asked a few more words, so she started beside Tan Yu, who was a great cook, and the fragrance gradually filled the kitchen.

All kinds of common ingredients become delicious on the tip of the tongue when they reach Tan Yu's hands, no less than the cooking skills of a three-star Michelin chef. Juju didn't expect that Tan Yu's thick and rough palms would not only cure diseases and save people, but also make fragrant dishes, worthy of being a father and a mother.

"Tsk, talk about Yu, that's good! For a while, I thought you were only going to make some home-cooked food that barely fit your stomach! The pot greedily took a piece of ribs that had just come out of the pot and sent it to his mouth, because his mouth was hot and accidentally fell to the floor, and the pot and pot picked up a piece again and snorted to eat.

Tan Yu glanced at the pot, "You must know that as far as the action you just made of sticking vegetables was a forgetful year in front of me, he didn't dare to reach out to the plate." ”

"What kind of stinky face are you putting on, and you don't have any guests at home." The pot looked at Tan Yu with a serious face, and mischievously wiped the oil stains in his hand on the bridge of Tan Yu's nose with a grin.

Tan Yu stood in place without any expression, and when he was about to turn his hand to get a paper to wipe the oil stains, he was wiped off by the pot and his apron, "I also went to find a paper towel, why are you so particular, it's good to be down-to-earth!" She finished and went out with the dishes.

When it was time to eat, Xiao Wangnian still closed the door.

Tjupot tilted his head and knocked on the door smartly, "Little forgetful New Year, it's time to eat, you see your father made you your favorite sweet and sour short ribs!" ”

There was no sound from inside, the kettle twisted the lock, the door was unlocked, and he poked his head in, and Xiao Wangnian sat cross-legged on the ground and built a building with those building blocks without saying a word.

"Wow, you're a third-grader, why are you still building blocks?" The pot leaned in and asked.

"Because I hate it!"

"Bang", those building blocks were pushed off by Xiao Wangnian, and he didn't make it clear what he hated, as if he hated building the building, and seemed to hate building blocks.

The pot helped him pick up the blocks, and when he held it in his hand, he was slapped by Xiao Wangnian and all of them fell to the ground, and one of the triangular blocks had cracks, and this fall simply broke a corner.

"No, you broke it yourself, don't rely on me!"

"It's only when you come here that it will be bad!" Xiao Wangnian said very stubbornly, and he didn't dare to say anything when he saw his father coming into the house.

Tan Yu said to his son with a dark face: "Go to dinner, if you don't eat, you can choose to copy "All Tang Poems" again." ”

Xiao Wangnian sat at the kitchen table with his father's cold face, his little feet swaying unwillingly and the stool clicked.

Tan Yu snorted, and Xiao Wangnian stopped his small movements.

"Hey, your dad is just scaring and scaring you, how can children grow tall without eating!" The pot put the ribs into the bowl of the little forgetful year.

"Let him clip it himself, no one is his nanny." Tan Yu said after taking a bite of food.

Xiao Wangnian returned the rib clip that the kettle pot had just given him to the bowl of the kettle with a dark face, because he was angry and heavy-handed, and the kettle was frightened by his operation.

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