Extra two: Rock beans
In 2020. Spring.
Rock Bean Town.
The pot and pot can be described as stalking Tan Yu. He remained silent like a stuffy gourd.
Isn't it said that it's easy for women to chase men? Huket now began to wonder if Tan Yu was a normal man.
Or maybe you're not attractive?
Although she looked at herself in the mirror, she sometimes vomited slightly.
But she was unwilling to think, I am not the worst of the worst!
So she began to wonder what Tan Yu's ex-girlfriend, that is, Xiao Wangnian's mother, was.
Huket really wanted to inquire, but Tan Yu would never tell her this kind of thing. She hung her head a little, felt her hair grow again, and walked into the barbershop.
"Hello, Miss, what hairstyle do you need?"
She stroked her little unshouldered hair and said, "Cut it shorter." ”
The barber opened his mouth a little puzzled, "Do you want to be shorter?" No matter how short it is, it's a man's head! ”
"What's not to do?" Kettle asked back with the same surprise.
The barber smiled embarrassedly when he saw her dress, didn't say anything, and made a "please" gesture.
Maybe many people will see the pot as a monster, she likes to "dress up as a man", just like when Jiang Xiaomian came to Changnan University and saw the pot for the first time, cutting the boy's hairstyle, wearing the boy's clothes, and posing for the boy...
I almost didn't learn to smoke.
Except for the pants that she wears when she is cospaly, her wardrobe is full of jeans.
If you compare her with Lin Shen, Lin Shen occasionally looks like a little girl, thinking that short hair can not be as neat as a student's head, and likes ear-length broken hair. However, Kettle thinks that the hair growing to the roots of the ears is "too long". When shredded hair fell on her shoulders, she quickly removed it, calling it a refreshing relief. So medium long hair like Jiang Xiaomian and Zhang Qingru is incomprehensible. I was also curious to wonder if I would block the toilet in the dormitory.
The pot pot is a major with Jiang Xiaomian, and in the design of the pot and pot, there are lace, hollows, chiffon, fairy clothes, and Hanfu that little girls like, and she rarely adds these elements. A lot of the inspiration came from the fancy costumes she wore to dress up her characters.
This kind of thinking has basically detached itself from the external characteristics of women.
Except for the hard conditions of the flesh, which cannot be changed.
However, Lin Shen thinks it's good for girls to dress up like this.
Because girls are proud to learn from men;
Boys and girls are laughed at for being girly.
With such a big gap, she is quite happy.
So sometimes Tan Yu asks her, "Why do you always like to pretend to be a tomboy?" Tjupot replied: "If you are not convinced, you can pretend to be a woman!" Tan Yu naturally couldn't answer, so he ignored her directly.
A little younger are the male classmates when they were students, and they will ask similar questions. Because of their young age, their questions were a little ridiculous, "Huju, why don't you be a good girl, but you want to learn from boys?" Tjupot will shoot back and say, "Because you boys don't have the face to pretend to be girls!" ”
Kettle is very proud, she wants to be a little girl in the next life. And it's a boyish little girl.
After coming out of the barber shop, he went to the four corners of the hospital to "squat" and intercept the doctor who was off work.
However, Dr. Tan is much more familiar with the road than her, and every time she dodges the pot at the entrance of the hospital.
The two of you are like a cat and mouse, you chase me. The pot is the kitten that can never catch the "mouth food".
She sometimes even wonders, is there an ulterior shortcut for their doctors to get off work?
Otherwise, every time the pot thinks that she is foolproof, Tan Yu still sneaks out of her sight?
Kettle will not try to go to the parking lot to wait for the rabbit, because Tan Yu will abandon the car to protect the handsome. There were a few times when she would chase Tan Yu's car, but she lost it. She thought that it would be nice if she had Lin Shen's Scud.
Later, Huju asked Lin Shen to "chase the male strategy".
Lin Shen came up with a half-rancid idea, that is, to go to Tan Yu's residence, no matter what the plan, everything will fall into place.
After hearing such a strategy, Huket laughed so much that his body couldn't stand up, and quipped: "Lin Shen, you have experienced it yourself!" ”
Lin Shen sneered: "No, I'm being chased." ”
Although Lin Shen likes to say this, she can't figure out who the two of them are chasing? can't be pursued, anyway, it's about to talk about marriage, see who proposes to whom first, this is a big deal!
So, in view of the excellent case as a reference, the pot pot took this plan and entered the interior first!
On this day, after the pot couldn't intercept Tan Yu, he went back to the house to pack his suitcase and prepare to "attack"!
The best time to attack is eight o'clock in the evening.
But what excuse should be used to live in a logical way? Huket made a difficulty, thinking that the reasons for being kicked out by the landlord were too cheesy, in order to let Tan Yu "hero save beauty" once, Huhu used his own makeup props to put on a blue head and swollen makeup.
That's right, it's a bitter meat trick.
After everything was ready, she pulled her luggage and came to the community where Tan Yu lived.
After the pot cried and cried after making the call, the security guard came over, because the content of her call was listened to by the security guard, and when she got closer, her makeup almost alarmed the security guard, and she was busy asking: "This girl, have you encountered something?" ”
Kettle waved his hand to let him go, "Nothing happened, I'm just here to find something." ”
The enthusiastic security guard was puzzled, feeling that he was nosy and was poured a bowl of cold water, and turned back to work without saying anything to the pot.
Kettle waited for Tan Yu to come downstairs to pick her up. I waited for ten minutes, but I didn't see anyone.
"Damn, this guy, when did the speed of doing things become so procrastinating! Thanks to me, I'm a fake hooligan, if I really met a hooligan, I would have hung up a long time ago! ”
After muttering to himself for a while, he saw Tan Yu's figure appear, and the dim light couldn't stop his grim face, as if because of the existence of that face, a few lights didn't dare to shine more.
But she was used to his expression, if Tan Yu appeared with a smile, then it would really be a hell!
Hutou greeted him with a smile and said, "I knew that Dr. Tan was compassionate and couldn't not die without saving." ”
Tan Yu glanced at the short hairstyle of the pot, covering the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
"Where's that bad boy on the phone?" He asked lightly, word by word, without a slight change in tone.
Huju hurriedly pouted and pulled his arm and said, "He hid near my neighborhood and tried to follow me as a single girl!" ”
"Give me your phone."
"Huh?" She wondered, "What are you doing with my phone?" ”
"Call the police for you."
Hu Ke felt a little like vomiting blood, "You don't need to trouble the police for such a trivial matter." ”
Tan Yu saw that she even brought her suitcase, and then observed the "injury" on her face, and saw through it at a glance. Tan Yu didn't say anything, only his eyes were rolling on his whole face.
"What do you mean?"
Huket said hesitantly: "That me, I'm just afraid that it won't be safe to live alone." ”
"As far as I know, there are no vacancies here, so you can decide where to go." After Tan Yu finished speaking, he turned around to leave.
"Hey!" Huket stopped him by shouting, "You are my next family!" ”
Forehead...
This time, Tan Yu wanted to vomit blood. He didn't say anything, turned his head to look back at the pot, and continued on his own way.
In the eyes of the pot, this means that Tan Yu agreed, so he happily followed Tan Yu into his door.
In fact, the pot family is not very down, and even the parents are becoming more and more promising in business, and they have built a villa in their hometown not long ago. Therefore, the pot pot has also opened the eyes of the "golden house". Today, I came to talk about the Yu family, and I don't believe that there is such a neat and elegant man in the world, and he is a man who has become a father.
There is no superfluous clutter on the guest table, and a few vases stand alone with carnations, giving off an elegant fragrance. The colors of the curtains, sofas, and carpets are still matched, and they are all plain blue smoke at a glance, which makes the eyes of OCD very comfortable. Not to mention the ground, where even a speck of dust has been exterminated. But that was before the pot stepped in.
Juju is more determined in his choice, and it is really good to praise his vision!
When she was looking at the decoration of Tan Yu's house, he turned around and said coldly: "You go wash your face, it's very ugly." ”
Tjug stuck out his tongue before he realized that his "hurt appearance" could not be pretended in front of a senior doctor. But it seems that Tan Yu is not very careful, and she is even happier when she is exposed.
"Boom, there's an enemy ahead!"
The kettle came to the bathroom in the direction of Tan Yu's mouth, and suddenly "attacked" with cold water on his face.
"Haha, you've become a cat face!"
Before she could react to what was going on, she wiped the water on her face and saw a little boy playing in front of her, holding a blue glowing water gun in his hand, cheering at 360 degrees, and repeating in a very "vicious" mouth: "You were killed by me!" You've been beaten to death by me! ”
Tan Yu rushed over when he heard the voice, saw the kettle drenched with water, and said to his troublesome son with a straight face: "Forget the New Year, you are naughty again!" Apologize to my aunt. ”
"I'll destroy you on behalf of Ultraman!" Ignoring his father's words, Xiao Wangnian sprayed a water gun into the kettle again, and this time the toy water gun emitted the horn of a police car, "I asked the police to arrest you!" ”
Tan Yu snatched the water gun in Xiao Wangnian's hand and threw it into the sink, and the sound of the whistle was drowned and couldn't make a sound.
Xiao Wangnian snorted at the two of them and ran back to the room, and the sound of the door closing startled the kettle.
"This is my son, forgetting the year. He was stubborn. I don't want to teach him a lesson, the more he does this, the more rebellious he becomes, as if his rebellious period began at birth. ”
Huket knew that Tan Yu was a single father, so she wouldn't be surprised to see Xiao Wangnian today, but she was surprised to greet her with this naughty rebellion, and Huju, who has never been shy, was really embarrassed.
"Oh, it's alright." The pot wiped his face, and his makeup was even more flowery.
The first feeling of the pot was that the little boy was very impolite, and she was even a little angry, because children like him who were eight or nine years old would basically be obedient and apologize under the guidance of their parents, although they did not understand the meaning of the three words "sorry" very well, and felt that these three words were just passively smooth.
But Xiao Wangnian neither accepted passivity nor refused to say those three words in passivity.
At this time, Juju never thought that today's "a little angry" was just the beginning, and the future year-old will make her more and more angry.
Juju cleaned up everything and saw Tan Yu sitting on the sofa with his back straight. It looked like she was waiting for her to have something to explain.
The pot sat down very obediently.
Tan Yu spoke first: "Huju, in fact, I know that you are looking for an excuse to come, but have you ever thought that there is not only a ten-year age gap between the two of us, but I also have a mischievous son, you are an innocent girl at least have to care about this matter." Not only you, but I'm sure your parents will advise you too. ”
Tan Yu's words were very sharp, indifferent and outspoken, and he didn't beat around the bush at all.
"You're wrong, my parents will support us." Juju's eyes rolled for a moment, pointed at Tan Yu and smiled casually, "It's you, you haven't cared about my confession, so you care about this matter?" ”
He blinked, and the air was frozen in his seriousness, "You can think so, but please rule out the possibility that I like you." After saying that, the air that belonged to his breath fell silent.
As long as there is a pot and a pot, how can it be so quiet!
"Oh, what's wrong with me? I'm just going to stay with you, I don't believe you don't have a good impression of me at all! As he spoke, he moved an extra inch to Tan Yu's side, and when he tried to lean on his shoulder, he was disappointed.
"Then please take care of yourself." Tan Yu went back to the room without smiling.
"Defecate yourself!" Juju muttered to himself, took an apple from the fruit basket and bit it, then picked up another room and moved in unceremoniously.
The house price in Changnan is naturally not as sky-high as that of Beijing and Shanghai, but Tan Yu's house is located in the prosperous area of the city, and it is also one of the best prime locations. After the pot came in, he smashed his mouth and thought of a sentence: tsk, doctors are making money!
Tan Yu is both a father and a mother, and he still lives in a high-end house, which is not only a serious and reliable iron rice bowl, but also a diamond king, I really don't know how he can be abandoned by a woman.
Haha, thinking of this, Juju should really thank that woman for abandoning him!
After placing his luggage, he took a photo with his mobile phone and posted it on Moments, attaching the text:
"Changnan Golden Housing Area, move in with your bags!"
After she finished it, she jumped on the bed and hid under the covers. Stare at your phone and wait for someone to like and comment. I thought about how the person next door would look when he saw it.
A few seconds later, the pot opened the little red dot, and Zhang Qingru was the first person to comment, with four words: "The dove occupies the magpie's nest"
Without saying a word, he hurriedly chatted privately and threatened Zhang Qingru to delete the comment.
Then Lin Shen saw it and said, "Congratulations on moving into your new home!" ”
Hu Ke chatted privately with Lin Shen and said: "That's 'husband's family'." ”
Haha, the reaction of the pot is amazing enough.
There are no hidden parents in the circle of friends of the pot, and two lines of words neatly popped up in the comment area: "Congratulations to my daughter for winning all battles!" ”
Juju pursued Tan Yu, and her parents agreed. Originally, Ju Ke was afraid that his parents would dislike Tan Yu, so he had been hiding it before, but later he accidentally met Tan Yu's father at the parents' party, and only then did he know that the two old people knew each other.
The mobile phone was returned to WeChat and restarted, and friends who usually have a good relationship with each other saw all kinds of likes and jokes after seeing the circle of friends, but I didn't see Tan Yu's avatar hanging with a small red dot.
Kettle began to get bored about it. Tan Yu is really a very slow person!
It was only when she was sleepy that she saw his message, "In the circle of friends, no advertising!" ”
The sleeping worm of the pot was knocked out by his avatar at once.
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