Life sketches are called the prince (second episode)

I'm really angry, but I'm a submissive character, I'm too lazy to scold her, just hang up, but the phone rang immediately, I looked at the number, it was a stranger, I guess it's still her, so I won't answer. For the next five minutes, I wondered who this man was, and although I didn't remember the number, the voice was somewhat familiar.

Just as he was wondering, the phone rang again. I looked at the number carefully, and it was **righteous. **Yi is one of the best classmates in my junior college, and in my life circle, my family background is quite good. **Yi's academic performance is similar to mine, as long as we are together, it is generally the penultimate of the class, if separated, it is generally the penultimate of the respective class, but the Yijia tree has deep roots, and I spent money to get three books, and now I am temporarily mixed in my parents' company, while planning to take the civil service or public institution. But he didn't listen to my advice, basically didn't read, and firmly believed that he was talented and would definitely be able to pass the exam.

Frankly speaking, in addition to being rich, ** Yi is also much tougher than me, he is tall and slender, and his facial features are very handsome, and it is impossible for Korean stars to achieve this effect even if they die. In addition, his name is very similar to that of Koreans, and he has been fanatically sought after by the majority of female classmates who do not know the truth since he was in school. He is a Gemini, a typical dual personality, ruthless and taciturn in front of female classmates, and a beautiful young man with a personality that everyone is vying for; In the circle of blind dates, he can talk about the world, his tongue can shovel mountains, nicknamed "three missing one of sea, land and air", his mouth can cultivate immortals, kill ghosts, adjust the piano, and read the golden scriptures. His interests and hobbies are very different, but I have been at the same table for two years, and time has honed my feelings and friendships.

The reason why I say "blind date circle" is because ** Yi is also a leftover man, and the number of blind dates is even a fraction of mine, which has reached a very high level. Of course, it's not because you can't find an object, but because your own conditions are too good and too picky. In addition to covering the basic requirements of ordinary singles, his requirements also include the strange requirements of his parents, such as no different faces, no taboos in dreams, no conflict between the eight characters of his birthday, no contradiction, and even the feng shui pattern of the family's housing is very strict.

"Hahaha......" I took the phone, and I heard his wild laughter, which lasted for more than 20 seconds before stopping, only to hear him say: "Brother, I gave you a bad breath!" ”

I didn't know why, until he finished telling his experience, he complained: "Are you afraid that I will succeed on a blind date?" What 'Blind Date'? The circle of introducers in Z City is so small, and it can spread quickly, do you want to cut off my life? ”

"Oh, what are you angry about, your ancestors haven't produced Prince Baylor for hundreds of years, and it's not easy to produce one this time. Besides, I just said it a little exaggerated to anger her and avenge you, didn't I say so, and your blind date notoriety would not be far away? Take a step back and say, big brother, you have gone on blind dates too many times, right? Even the girls I met on an occasional blind date were all those who were met by you, and my brother hasn't settled accounts with you yet......"

I was silent for a while, and said no more. In fact, I basically have no impression of this girl in the righteous phase, only some vague shadows are shaking in my mind, and the name is not right, no way, I have worked for several years in a row, and the blind date has been the same number of years, all of which have achieved nothing, plus I am usually very tired, and some of the less important old things in my memory have become jokes, and only those cruel facts that really pay for feelings will always maintain its bloody nature.

I put aside my chaotic thoughts and asked, "You're looking for me to talk about this?" ”

"Of course not, next weekend will start a long holiday for the holidays, are you free?"

"I have blind dates every day, you know." I pulled my fingers and calculated, "The bank lady and the tour guide girl will be very busy on holidays, so adjust to other time periods, and first find out the fast food restaurant waiter who delayed due to illness last week to meet!" Then there was an operator from Unicom, a dumpling restaurant filler, two dentists, and five accountants ......"

"Okay, okay, you're busier than the country's leaders! Our class leader called and informed him, saying that he would gather at 6 o'clock in the evening of Saturday next week, that is, the day before May Day, at the Enamel International Winery Leader Hall, and the class reunion, everyone who could go would go...... Okay, okay, don't say it yet, you listen to me, okay? I know, you hate the squad leader, and I hate him, and when you get a good job, you think about how to get everyone together to brag about your high salary, but you have to attend this party! Why? So that you can find a partner! I dare to guarantee that there will be singles among them, as long as you participate, are you afraid that female classmates who don't miss the old love will throw flattery at you? Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, it's decided, I'll be honest with you, I told you in advance that I had promised the squad leader, you have to go! Besides, everyone wants to ask you for help......"

This last sentence is especially a wretch, I have a very strong reputation for blind dates, I have almost seen women from all walks of life, many colleagues and classmates come to me for help, although most of the time it doesn't work, but I have done a few things, but it is widely recited, saying that I am well-connected and have a big face, which makes people want to cry without tears. I frowned and said, "The female classmates are not the simple little girls they were at that time, how can they like me, if you don't look good, if you have no education, you have a salary of 1,000 yuan a month......"

"Big brother, can you not mention your broken salary? It makes me want to vomit when I see this number! Why do you love to dwell on this, indeed, the current world is very vulgar, women are very realistic, but there are still good girls who don't care about income, such as Guo Jing and Huang Rong ......"

"That's fiction, fiction." I don't even know why I take the trouble to answer these points that I have refuted countless times, "And Huang Rong has lived on the island since she was a child, except for her father, she has never seen a normal man, Jin Yong means that if a fool with a good heart wants to find a good wife who is beautiful, smart and loyal, he can only go to the island in the Pacific Ocean to find it." ”

"You say you're always so pessimistic, as for that? It's decided.,Your regular blind date on Saturday will be postponed.,That kind of blind date has caused erection & fatigue.,It's not interesting.,Blind date at the class reunion is the right way! I'll pick you up at your doorstep at five o'clock in the afternoon! If you are not at home, your door will be full of the three big characters 'Prince Xiang'! Also, your broken shape must be changed, white shirt and black pants, the photos taken are all black and white, plus your bitter face, I think it is a precious old photo of the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China! You come to Kangmei International Commercial Building at half past nine, and we will help you choose a few sets of clothes to add points for your blind date at noon! See you then! ……”

I was stunned for a long time, at a loss.

After putting down the phone, my mind involuntarily flashed through the years after graduation like a movie fast-forward, and fell into a deep confusion.

I don't have a high mind, I want to find a woman of the right age who likes me and I like, and live my life in peace and stability, and I do my duty, which is my greatest happiness. However, it is this requirement, for many years, and it has never been fulfilled.

In the past few years since I walked out of school and joined the work, I have also been on a blind date for a few years, either on a blind date or on the way to a blind date. Known as the prince, it seems that there are countless women, from six years old to three years older than me, spanning the age group of one-tenth of a century, including unemployed vagrants, workers, private owners, tour guides, accountants, teachers, custodians, secretaries, doctors, nurses, waiters, hairdressers and other common occupations, and even special occupations such as singers and dancers, lawyers, policemen, urban management, etc., with educational qualifications ranging from junior high school to doctorate, covering the five major ethnic groups of Han, Manchu, Mongolia, Hui, Chao & Xian, people who do not understand the situation mistakenly envy me for wanton flowers, In essence, there is nothing, and there is bitterness inside, and few people can empathize.

I felt compelled to tell my story so that I would feel better. Although the next novel is an urban fantasy theme, the fierce battle between cities is the theme, and blind dates are not the main state of life of the protagonist of the novel, but it is still necessary to write about it. Because the next novel, in addition to the ability itself, more than 70% of the events are real events, which is just another record of the real urban history.

Thank you, everyone, stay tuned, probably around February next year, after this novel, the new novel will be serialized~