It was a very ordinary spring night, around six o'clock, in a reception room in a certain building.

"Come on, sit down!" The matchmaker's aunt laughed like the most ugly flower, and introduced skillfully while pouring tea, "Our young man must look good, be quality, broad-minded, kind and enthusiastic, steady and steadfast!" We're not bad girls! Slender and tall, with good figure, white skin and big eyes, and dimples when laughing, it is an absolute highlight in the crowd! And it's also a graduate of a prestigious university! What a good guy, what a good girl, if you don't make a couple, it's really unreasonable! ”

The beautiful girl with a little pink delphid hung her head shyly, and from time to time glanced at the man from the corner of her eye.

Both parties on a blind date know each other well, and they will only meet if they inquire clearly. The girl's family heard that the man's family was wealthy, and he had more than two houses and a private car, and she was already satisfied, not to mention that when they first met, they saw that the young man was tall and handsome, chic and extraordinary, and naturally she secretly agreed. As for academic qualifications, based on the art and principles of matchmaking, matchmakers deliberately did not mention it, but what does it matter? He is handsome and golden, as long as there are no physical defects, other problems are still problems.

The young man confessed, "I don't know if I meet your requirements." I didn't even finish high school......"

The matchmaker was taken aback, and was about to stop him with his eyes, but the girl took the initiative to say angrily: "It's okay, I value character, our country is an exam-oriented education, and it is relatively backward in the world. The girl's mother praised her daughter's ability to adapt and exchanged glances with the matchmaker.

The young man shook his head: "My academic performance is poor, it's not that I don't work hard, it's mainly that I'm not smart, if it's a genetic reason, I'm afraid the child is also stupid......"

The girl hurriedly said, "It's okay. The IQ gap between people and people is not large, and whether they are smart or not is relative. Although I was admitted to a prestigious university, it doesn't mean that I am much smarter than you. Even if it is really as you said, the person who can be admitted to college is smart, I believe that if we can combine, the child will be at least half like me, and in the future, the child will not be unable to interact with the teacher, and the child can also tutor his homework until he is successfully admitted to the university. ”

The young man sighed: "Actually...... I didn't finish high school, and in addition to my poor academic performance, I was expelled from school because of fights......"

The woman's mother's face gradually changed a little, and the matchmaker was surprised when she saw that the more he said, the more outrageous it became, and she squeezed her eyebrows at him, but it had no effect.

The girl still didn't mind, and said very virtuously, "It's okay. A man's husband, can he still be considered a man if he doesn't have a temper? If a boy has never fought, he will never be able to mature, and his youth will be in vain. Besides, the boy sticks a knife in the ribs for his friend's righteousness, that is where the real character lies! ”

The young man smiled awkwardly: "The point is...... I am not angry with righteousness. I fought with my rival for a girl. In the end, I didn't get together with the girl, she had an abortion, and the child was my ......"

Speaking of this, the audience was silent, and the girl's mother almost wanted to stand up and lead her daughter away directly, but she couldn't help it, on the one hand, she had to take care of the matchmaker's face, and on the other hand, she also doted on the child, and found that she saw that the child's eyes were full of love, and she didn't seem to care about these at all.

The girl actually stood up after hesitating for a few seconds, and said unhurriedly, "It's still okay!" The fact that you have girls chasing you so early and are willing to have an abortion for you shows that you have a good personality, and it is not surprising that they are attracted to dedicate themselves to you. Although you were young at that time, you should not have understood what love was, but you were so resolute and determined to do something for her, not only endured physical pain, but also risked being expelled, listening to your tone, you have no regrets at all! What is Love? I'm only afraid of adults, and I don't have a deep understanding of love like you. Later, you and the girl didn't last, maybe because fate didn't get along. And I believe that you and I are destined! ”

The young man looked at her in a daze, and only after a while did he say, "But after I stepped into society, I still fought with my friends and entered the bureau......"

"What's that? Now successful entrepreneurs and business stars, who didn't do anything that didn't go down the stage to get rich? The former revolutionary heroes even sat through the prison! Nowadays, there are so many unjust, false and wrongly decided cases, how can we use the judgment of whether or not a person has entered the situation to evaluate a person's morality? I'm optimistic about you! ”

"It's not all...... I have no education or skills, so I can't find a job, so I can only work in my father's company as a quiet warehouse for the time being......"

"There may be many reasons why great men in history can become great men. But they all have one thing in common, that is, on the eve of becoming great men, there must be no work! What are you afraid of without a job? You can obey your father's arrangement without arguing and enter the company, which is benevolent and righteous, good and filial, and such a broad mind is rare in today's society. Not only do you inherit your father's business and support your father's career so much, but you are also willing to keep it from a young age, do not engage in privileges, and be obscure, which is very different from the son of a gentleman who goes to his father's unit as a vice president arrogantly and arrogantly as soon as he works! And we have known each other for less than half an hour when we first met, and you are so frank and open, without the slightest concealment, who doesn't admire such a spirit? I found it deep that ......," the girl said word by word, with a firm gaze, "I have fallen in love with you completely!" ”

The young man was dumbfounded, and after more than twenty seconds, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Great." I'm more honest and feel like I'm going to talk about my situation in advance and see the woman's clear attitude. I didn't expect you to be so accommodating, but I was surprised. Well, since I'm okay with that, as long as you can meet my requirements, we'll be able to officially date. ”

The girl forcibly suppressed the excitement and happiness of the volcanic eruption in her heart, and pretended to be calm and said: "You say, I can achieve it if I have confidence, even if I can't do it, I will improve." ”

The young man nodded: "Your appearance and education also meet my requirements." It's just a private topic, which may not be polite, but I think it's necessary to make it clear that it won't leave any hidden dangers. ”

The girl already had a premonition that he was going to say something, and her face was like a peach blossom, and her face was flushed, and she lowered her head shyly.

"I wonder if you've ever had a formal boyfriend before. If so, to what extent? ”

The girl's mother didn't expect him to bully people so much, so she actually asked this, but the heart and liver baby have already shown their hearts like this, and they can't contradict it when they are mothers. Besides, this boy's family background is so good, his daughter's future life will not be a problem, and he is not afraid of divorce when he gets married, anyway, there is the protection of the marriage law, he has to hand over half of the family property to my daughter!

The girl's voice was inaudible, but clear: "People's ...... She is a yellow flower girl...... Never...... Oops, hate ......"

The young man's heart was put down, and he finally smiled: "Very good." You're the lifelong partner I'm looking for. ”

The girl only felt that her heart was surging, and she almost wanted to jump out of the window and fly hundreds of kilometers at high speed, knocking down at least one of the three means of transportation by sea, land and air, in order to vent this infinite pleasure. But she still endured, showing a charming and reserved smile.

The girl's mother wasted no time in saying: "That is, although my daughter has been on a blind date several times, she has only met once, and she has not talked about it at all." Besides, who are the people who went on blind dates before, how can they compare with you! Especially the last one, good girl, you forgot ......"

The girl smiled and said, "Yes, the last one is really superb, wearing black-framed glasses, a white shirt on the top and black pants on the bottom, stupid and always in a daze, just like a panda, and trying to chase me ...... myself" The two laughed and looked at the young man proudly.

The young man's face changed abruptly: "Wait...... Wait a minute! You say the man is ......"

"It's a front-line coolie worker, tired and tired all day long, stinky sweat, tired eyes can't open when they meet, I don't know how many pounds and taels I have, I actually came to a blind date......"

"Phase...... Blind date? The young man stood up in horror, let out a long sigh, and then nodded at the matchmaker: "Auntie, no matter what, thank you for today." If there is a suitable one in the future, please introduce it to me again. ”

The matchmaker thought that he was nine out of ten, but then he was shocked: "...... are you?" ”

The young man turned his face and said to the mother and daughter, who were also confused, "I beg your pardon, I thought I had found a girl who suited me, but apparently not. ”

The girl raised her head in disbelief, the pear blossoms brought rain, and her voice was crying: "You...... Why did you suddenly change ......? ”

"I'm sorry, the last person you mentioned," the young man said solemnly, "is the most famous person in our man's blind date circle, he can't remember the number of blind dates, everyone calls him 'Blind Prince', for us, he is the last single nobleman, the true god of the blind date world, and our only faith." There is a common rule in our entire blind date empire, that is, no matter who it is, as long as we have a blind date with the prince, whether it is successful or not, we will not talk to her again, which is our collective respect for him......"

"What?" The girl was frightened, couldn't support it, sat on the ground with her buttocks, and wanted to cry without tears, "...... Prince ......! ”

The young man turned around and left in a dashing manner, the girl's mother couldn't dissuade her no matter what, and finally scolded angrily in despair: "Your mother swallowed a big spit and smashed your head when she gave birth to you, right?" You're so fucking good, since you can pretend like this, let your mother stand on a high place and aim at your head and jump down, and put you back on! ……”

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When I opened my eyes in a daze, I actually saw Athena!

Athena held a staff in her hand and said to me: "After discussing with the gods of Olympus, this seat decided to hire you, join the Sanctuary to protect this seat, and become the latest thirteenth gold saint after the zodiac, with a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan, at least 100,000 dividends at the end of the year, drought and flood protection, and also a house, a bus, eight hours a day, usually in addition to being responsible for security work in your own temple, the main thing is to sit in the office, a reference message every day." Of course, it is necessary to work in a uniform of the Golden Holy Clothes, what do you think? ”

I was taken aback and asked, "What about ...... So what zodiac sign am I? ”

Athena hesitated for a long time, and said with some embarrassment: "Everywhere...... Virgin zodiac sign. ”

"Fuck me!" I felt dizzy. Almost fell.

"How?" Athena urged.

I pondered for a long time, and finally nodded and said, "Yes, but ...... There is one condition. I used to be a temporary worker for you in disguise, this job can't be done on a voluntary basis, can you first give me a one-time payment of the arrears of wages, bonuses and hardware in previous years? ”

Athena was dizzy.

Immediately after that, there was a sudden alarm from the Temple of Athena, could it be that there was an enemy invasion?

But it wasn't until the alarm pulled me back from the unreal that I realized it was the sound of my phone.

The standby time of my phone is not long, but since few people will call me except for the leader, even if I keep it on, I can stay up for days without having to charge, so I have also developed the habit of not turning it off at night. I thought it was impossible for the mobile phone to ring, but before five o'clock in the morning, the mobile phone rang, which shook me and woke up immediately. Actually, I'm not annoyed, because most of my dreams are nightmares on weekdays, although I dreamed of the goddess Athena this time, but it was no exception It was still a nightmare, and it was good to wake up.

What really upset me was the person calling. I was sleepy-eyed and didn't want to open my eyes immediately, so I didn't look at the number, just took the phone and asked, "Who are you?" I wanted to remind the other party that it was not yet dawn, but it was estimated that there was something important, so I didn't say much, trying not to offend people as much as possible.

"Is this XXX's mobile phone number?" It sounded like a young woman, her voice was low, and the temperature of a volcanic lava that could erupt at any time was floating in the dark.

"Yes...... Oh, yes? I have always reacted slower than others, keeping pace with the rotation of the earth, and asked in a daze, "Are you ......?" ”

"I'm glad I still have your number......! Became a 'Blind Prince', right? I really didn't see that you still have such a dog nickname? The imperial court really values talents, and what you are given is the hereditary iron hat king, right? I CNM! You MLGB! The woman's voice suddenly rose to a high pitch and she cursed angrily.

I was slightly startled, completely sobered up, and asked angrily, "Who are you?" How to swear? ”

"I'll just scold you, what's wrong? Are you human? You're killing my mother! A good blind date circle, let you, the king and bastard, go back and forth, and make one regulation (turtle belly) after another, causing the old lady to fall short, and the glory and wealth are all gone! Just like you, who belongs to Wu Dalang on a blind date - there is no need (forced)! You wait, I'm going to find someone to kill you......"

“……”

(To be continued)