Chapter 3: Otaku Killer
"You...... Kindness is treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, and he deserves to be beaten to death! Lin Qi was so angry that he turned his head and went back.
……
It was noon.
After eating in the cafeteria, I came to the school gate to make an appointment.
Lin Qi had been following behind Jiang Feng, quietly dialing 110 and 120, and said with red eyes: "Dead Jiang Feng, stinky Jiang Feng, I can only help you get here; If something happens to you, I really won't pay attention to you anymore......"
There were more than two dozen people standing behind Zhao Jian, some with steel pipes hidden in their sleeves, and some with machetes tied to their calves.
"Yo, how dare you come!" Zhao Jian said arrogantly, "Brothers, I will fight to the death today, and I will bear the responsibility if something happens!" ”
Jiang Feng looked at his phone and said impatiently: "Don't beep, if you want to fight, hurry up, and go back to the dormitory to sleep after the fight!" ”
", I really don't shed tears when I don't see the coffin!" Zhao Jian waved his hand and said, "Give it to me!" ”
"Up? Where to go? Jiang Feng was as fast as the wind, grabbed Zhao Jian's arm, and slammed him to the ground.
Don't look at Zhao Jian's 1.8-meter-tall man, he was picked up by Jiang Feng like a chicken!
"Oops!" Zhao Jian screamed miserably, and fell so much that he squeezed out the.
Jiang Feng didn't give him a chance to resist, and followed with another kick.
"Click!"
The sound of bones breaking.
"Ah...... My leg! Zhao Jian screamed in pain, rolled his eyes, and fainted.
"With so much strength?"
Jiang Feng looked at his right hand, and was a little dumbfounded for a while.
Ula ~ Ula ~ Ula ~
The sound of an ambulance came, along with a police car.
"Let's go to an Internet café to avoid it first!"
Jiang Feng didn't dare to go back to school, so he hurriedly slipped away.
As soon as I arrived at the Internet café, my mobile phone rang, and it was a WeChat message from Lin Qi: "What about you?" I called an ambulance for you, why did Zhao Jian lie in? ”
"Nosy!"
Jiang Feng replied with four words, and he practiced Kun with his head bored.
After playing for two hours, a little thirsty, Jiang Feng clapped his hands three times and shouted: "Network manager, come to the bottle!" Chilled! ”
"Lord Wang, you call me!"
The computer screen flashed, and a bull's head appeared.
"Damn, there's you everywhere!" Jiang Feng was taken aback.
Niu Tou said: "Didn't you clap your hands three times and call the little one!" ”
"It's none of your business, alas...... Wait a minute! Halfway through speaking, Jiang Feng suddenly called out to him and said, "Excuse me, I broke the vice principal's son's dog leg at noon, won't something happen?" ”
"There's nothing to worry about!" Niu Tou said, "Don't be cowardly, don't be cowardly, just force!" Not to mention the son of a mere vice principal, who is the son of the Jade Emperor, let's fight if we say it! ”
Hearing this, Jiang Feng breathed a sigh of relief.
Niu Tou's voice changed and said: "However, for the sake of safety, download the "Seventy-two Ways of Yin and Yang Hand" to your computer, and you can learn it later, and use it for self-defense." ”
"Seventy-two Yin and Yang Hands?"
"Well, if you learn it, you can drive away evil spirits, heal diseases, heal wounds, and kill people; Let me tell you a little secret, this technique also has the effect of maintaining the kidneys; A man can't stand a woman, a woman can't stand a man, and both men and women press it...... Hey, the bed can't stand it! ”
Jiang Feng found that there was an extra document on the desktop, and when he opened it, it was densely packed with text and illustrations, and he couldn't finish reading it for three days and three nights, so he said with a bitter face: "When do you have to learn this!" ”
"Don't worry, prince!" Niu Tou said, "The small one will give you a bottle of cow tears, drop a drop, and you can ensure that you will never forget it within 24 hours!" ”
"Smack!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a bottle of potion appeared on the computer desk.
"It's a good thing!"
Jiang Feng dropped a drop, suddenly felt refreshed, and then looked at the document, sure enough, there were ten lines at a glance!
Niu Tou said: "By the way, although cow tears are good, there is also a side effect; Within 24 hours, you will not only remember it, but you may also be able to see dirty things! ”
"Damn, you didn't say it earlier! I'm afraid of ghosts! ”
……
When I came out of the Internet café, it was already dark.
Walking to Mingyue Lake, his stomach was a little hungry, and Jiang Feng sat down at a noodle restaurant on the shore.
Almost at the same time, a white luxury sports car stopped in front of the noodle restaurant, the door opened, and a stunning young woman walked in with a little boy of five or six years old.
The young woman looks like she is about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, with a height of one meter six or seven, long black silk legs, charming eyes with spring, and a smile with temptation!
Young women, also known as otaku killers, especially for adolescent boys like Jiang Feng, who are seventeen or eighteen years old.
"What a bewitching stunner in the world, I have a fight with Teacher Fang! Ahem...... "Jiang Feng's eyes straightened when he saw it, and he almost choked to death with noodles.
"Mom, I'm not hungry, I want to go skating on the lake!" The little boy refused to enter at the door, and pulled the young woman to be coquettish.
The weather is cold, Mingyue Lake has a thick layer of ice, and many people are skating.
The young woman looked at her watch and said, "Only ten minutes of play!" ”
"Yay!" The little boy walked away.
After eating the noodles, Jiang Feng was about to leave, when he suddenly heard a "squeak" and a loud noise outside.
"Run! The ice is broken! ”
On Mingyue Lake, everyone scrambled to flee to the shore.
The young woman's expression changed, and she shouted as she ran out: "Xiaowei......"
Soon, all the people on the lake returned, but the young woman looked left and right, but there was no son of her own.
In the middle of the lake, the ice has broken up, revealing a huge ice cave.
The young woman's heart trembled, and she ran towards the ice cave crying.
"Danger!" Jiang Feng grabbed the young woman and said, "It's too dangerous, I'll go!" ”
After eating the thousand-year-old ginseng, Jiang Feng has always wanted to take a cold shower, and now he has finally found an opportunity!
He ran towards the middle of the lake, undressed, and ran to the ice cave, leaving only a pair of shorts.
"Poof!"
Jiang Feng jumped into the icy lake water.
The young woman stood not far away, watching with concern, but a minute passed, two minutes passed, not to mention her son, even the young man just now was gone.
"Oh, what a pity, it must have drowned!"
"That's not it, it's been three minutes, no one can last that long in ice water!"
On the shore, everyone said a word to me, and the young woman wanted to die.
At this moment, only the sound of "Teng" was heard, and countless splashes splashed in the ice cave.
"What's the situation?"
Everyone looked up, but saw a young man in shorts flying up in the middle of the splash, holding a little boy in his arms.
In the eyes of everyone eating whales, Jiang Feng had already come to the shore, but the little boy in his arms had purple skin and lost his breath.
"Let me go, I'm a doctor......"
In the crowd, a middle-aged man walked out, grabbed the little boy's ankle and threw him head-down, and so on seven times.
Unfortunately, the little boy still did not react in the slightest.
"Alas...... There is no help......" The middle-aged man shook his head and sentenced the little boy to death.
"Xiaowei!" The stunning young woman only felt that the world was spinning, and she couldn't make a sound in her throat when she cried.
"Wait! I'll give it a try! Jiang Feng suddenly remembered that there was a way in "Seventy-two Yin and Yang Hands" to treat drowning people, so he unbuttoned the little boy's shirt and rushed at him an inch above his navel!
That's it, the little boy "poofed", spit out a big mouthful of bitter water, then opened his eyes, threw himself into the young woman's arms and cried.