Chapter 2: There Are Really Youkai
"The toad wants to eat swan meat!" Lin Qi's heart is like hitting a deer.
Jiang Feng sighed with emotion: "I also know that you are not worthy of me, but you are the most beautiful in our class, I can only wronged myself." ”
Lin Qi looked at the time: eight and fifteen.
According to past experience, in five minutes, the head teacher, Mr. Fang, will come to check the class.
Lin Qi just wanted to take Jiang Feng away quickly, and said casually: "Ermo, if you can be admitted to the top 1,000 in the grade, I will promise to be your girlfriend!" ”
"Top 1,000? Damn, you might as well just let me die! Jiang Feng got up and said, "I'm the man you can never get!" ”
……
After self-study next night, Jiang Feng didn't dare to go back, for fear that Niu Tou was still in the dormitory.
This is not the first time something like this has happened.
Two weeks ago, a horse-faced monster went to the dormitory to find him, saying that he was one of the ten kings of the Netherworld, the king of Yama.
What's even weirder is that only you can see the monster!
The north wind blows, and the snowflakes drift.
In the middle of the night, Jiang Feng was directly awakened by freezing.
"Lord Wang, the little one will warm your quilt!"
In a daze, a shrill voice sounded in his ears.
Jiang Feng stretched out his hand and touched it, it was fluffy in his hand, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that it was actually a big black dog, lying in his arms.
"Lord Wang, is it much warmer?" The big black dog opened his mouth to speak.
"I'm in a big groove! You...... Is it a human or a ghost? Jiang Feng was so frightened that his ass urinated.
The big black dog said: "Lord Qiqi, the small one is neither a human nor a ghost, and the small one is the god dog of the underworld, because the bull head and horse face please don't move you, and the little one has to go out in person!" ”
Jiang Feng's brain is about to explode!
How endless!
The big black dog continued: "It's such a prince, a hundred years ago, the underworld fell, and the ten halls of the Yama were forced to reincarnate, but nine of the palace Yama kings failed, only the prince succeeded!" Now we want to ask you to go back and preside over the big thing! ”
"Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba chants!" Jiang Feng thought to himself, isn't going to the underworld to die?
The big black dog said: "Don't be afraid, prince, now you can't go to the underworld even if you want to." First of all, you have to find the Hades seal left in the world, with the Hades seal, you can take charge of the underworld, and order 100,000 Yin soldiers and Yin generals, don't dare to disobey! ”
"So powerful?" Jiang Feng asked casually.
"Not bad!" The big black dog said, "The seal of the king of Hades is important, but before that, you have to improve your cultivation, otherwise any female ghost will shoot you to death!" ”
Improving Cultivation?
Jiang Feng became interested and said, "What kind of improvement method?" ”
The big black dog took out a wooden stick and said: "This is the first tonic in the underworld - thousand-year-old ginseng, after eating it, all poisons will not invade, demons and evil will not approach, and it is more than enough for self-protection!" ”
You want to trick me into gnawing the roots of the tree?
Jiang Feng shook his head fiercely: "I don't eat!" ”
The big black dog said: "Lord Wang, if you don't eat, you may die tomorrow!" I would like to ask, have you ever offended a person named Zhao Jian? ”
Jiang Feng was stunned for a moment and said, "How do you know?" ”
Zhao Jian, the son of Zhao Li, the vice principal of Dulei Private Middle School, chased Lin Qi for more than half a year, claiming to be Lin Qi's godbrother.
Zhao Jian kept looking at Jiang Feng unpleasantly, and said that he would find an opportunity to teach him a lesson.
The big black dog said: "I'm listening, I know thousands of years!" Lord Wang, as long as you eat the thousand-year-old ginseng, let alone Zhao Jian, Zhao Yun with resurrection armor in the Six Gods can't beat you! If you want to find us, just clap your hands three times and we'll show up! ”
After speaking, the big black dog disappeared with a "whoosh".
"Damn! What about liars! ”
Jiang Feng clapped his hands three times, and said to the air: "Hehe, what about people? ”
"Lord Wang, the little ones are here!" Three strange heads came out of the floor, which were the head of a cow, the face of a horse, and the divine dog Diting.
Jiang Feng was dumbfounded!
What's going on?
Everything they say...... It's true?!
In order to verify again, Jiang Feng picked up the thousand-year-old ginseng and chewed it "with a click".
Suddenly, a majestic energy poured into his body, he was frozen like a dog just now, and now he was so hot that he just wanted to take a cold shower.
"The prince uses it slowly, and the little ones retire first! Remember to snap if you have something, shoot it three times! ”
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Back to the dorm.
The two-meter-high fence used to take a lot of effort to climb over, but today it is easy to climb over the wall; When I woke up, I was even more energetic, as if I had endless power.
After washing up, go to the morning reading class.
When I got to the door of the class, someone suddenly pulled me from behind.
Jiang Feng turned his face and found that it was Zhao Jian, followed by three or five people.
"What, something?" Jiang Feng stopped and turned around.
Zhao Jian said: "I heard that you made my sister cry yesterday, is there such a thing?" ”
"Your sister?" Jiang Feng asked knowingly, "Who is your sister?" ”
"Why don't you pretend to be with me, it's your Banbanhua, Lin Qi!" Zhao Jian looked impatient.
"That's weird!" Jiang Feng said with an exaggerated face, "Zhao Jian, oh no, Lin Jian, when did you change your surname to Lin?" Your mom recently remarried? ”
", hit me!" Zhao Jian's face turned green.
As soon as the words fell, a group of dogs beckoned towards Jiang Feng with sticks.
Jiang Feng didn't fight back, not that he didn't dare, but ...... He didn't feel any pain at all!
These sticks look so strong, how can they hit themselves like tickles?
There were more and more onlookers.
Lin Qi was also shocked.
She hurriedly ran out, blocked in front of Jiang Feng, and said angrily: "Zhao Jian, why are you beating people!" ”
"My sister is here!" Zhao Jian said with a flattering face, "I heard that this kid made you angry and cried yesterday, and the brother will help you get angry!" ”
"What's your business!" Lin Qi glanced at Jiang Feng distressedly, and then said, "Besides, it has nothing to do with him if I cry!" ”
Jiang Feng came back to his senses, took the opportunity to grab Lin Qi's little hand, and said with a provocative expression: "Did you hear that, Lin Jian?" Why don't you get out of here? ”
"!"
Zhao Jian couldn't wait to chop off Jiang Feng's palm, and said indignantly: "You kid can!" If there is a kind, wait for me at the gate of school at noon, do you dare to go? ”
"What's the benefit of going?" Jiang Feng asked rhetorically.
Zhao Jianpi didn't smile and said, "Cowardly? You just say dare or not! ”
"Okay, in that case, I'll wait for you at noon!" Jiang Feng agreed.
Seeing Zhao Jian walk away, Lin Qi finally breathed a sigh of relief and asked with concern, "Are you okay?" ”
"It's fine!" Jiang Feng shrugged.
Lin Qi wanted to speak and stopped, and said, "You ...... at noon You won't actually go to the school gate, will you? ”
"Go, didn't you already promise just now!" Jiang Feng's tone was unquestionable.
"You ......" Lin Qi's little chest rose and fell with anger, and said, "There are many of them, you will suffer!" ”
Jiang Feng said: "It's okay, I'll start very lightly, try not to kill people." ”
"I promise you!" Lin Qi suddenly said something inexplicable.
Jiang Feng didn't know why, and said, "What did you promise?" ”
Lin Qi's face flushed, and she squirmed: "I...... Promise you, be your girlfriend; But first, you have to promise me that you won't go out at noon today! ”
"That's not going to work!" Jiang Feng said, "This is a matter between our men, you are a woman, don't meddle in things!" ”