Chapter 1: The Flesh is a God
During the Spring and Autumn Period, hundreds of schools of thought complemented each other, laying the main idea of Chinese civilization, and among them, a chef named Ling Chi created the side door of cooking and laid the foundation of Chinese food in the future.
And Ling Chi, with his decades of spreading the world's cooking skills, was personally edicted by the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court, making his body a god and becoming the royal kitchen god of the Heavenly Court, responsible for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother's three meals a day.
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Heavenly Court, Imperial Dining Room.
Ling Chi split the beef bone with a knife and sighed, "I didn't expect to change the world, but the job still hasn't changed, it's too difficult for me." ”
Huang Rong and the others giggled, a little gloating.
It has been more than a hundred years since I came to this world, and it was in the Spring and Autumn Period when a hundred schools of thought were contending, when Confucius was not born, Lao Tzu appeared, and Ling Chi also went to contact this famous sage, and the result of the contact was that Ling Chi did not conquer Lao Tzu's stomach with golden top recipes, and since then, Ling Chi has known that this world is not the Chinese in history.
Later, Lao Tzu rode the green ox upside down and sent a letter to Guguan in the west, causing the purple qi to come 30,000 miles from the east, almost scaring Ling Chi to pee.
O saints!
This must be a saint, didn't run away.
Later, Ling Chi spread cooking skills in the world, improved the eating habits of the human race, and when he spread cooking, he also spread a set of more advanced health philosophy at the same time, resulting in him being called the great sage of the world by the people of the world, and later even Confucius went to visit him, but Ling Chi took out the golden top recipe to entertain him, and still did not conquer him.
Ling Chi was scared again.
What's going on in this world? It's horrible.
It wasn't until later, with a loud sound of the sky cracking and two golden rays of light rushing into the Dou Mansion, that Ling Chi confirmed that this world was a special Journey to the West.
Ling Chi originally wanted to go to Huaguo Mountain to see the newborn Sun Monkey, but before he could act, he was summoned to the sky by the Tai Bai Xing from the Nether, "The Jade Emperor named you the Heavenly Court Kitchen God, and the flesh became a god, are you willing?" ”
What's not to be willing to do then, he's familiar with this job!
So Ling Chi went to the heavens to become a god of cooking in two worlds in a row, the difference was that because he spread his cooking skills in this world, he earned a lot of merit. It was precisely because of the merits from heaven that the Jade Emperor was alarmed, and then he was crowned an immortal official.
Fortunately, there is no difference between the Heavenly Court of this world and the Heavenly Court of the White Lady World, what the White Lady World has, this world has, and even the aura of this world is richer than that of the White Snake World. Also, the immortals of the two worlds do not look the same, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of this world, and the immortals of the Heavenly Court are different from the previous world, compared to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of this world and the immortals of the Heavenly Court are better in terms of appearance and body.
If the gods of the previous world are the deluxe version, then the gods of this world are the top version.
In the previous world, Ling Chi's appearance was already inconspicuous, but in this world, he became a 'mediocre appearance' in the real sense. I don't know if it's because of his appearance, which caused him to be quite popular with women in the heavenly court of the previous world, but when he came to this world, he was almost gone.
Of course, Huang Rong and the others were only middle-class among the Heavenly Court fairies, which made Ling Chi's heart balance a lot.
Ling Chi didn't feel anything, but Huang Rong couldn't stand it. They are all proud girls of the sky, and they are the top beauties in any world, but they are only in the middle in this world? Can this and that endure?
So all kinds of recipes to increase their appearance were eaten again, and soon their appearance reached the top version in the heavenly court. Ling Chi was very helpless, so he could only eat the beauty dishes and improve his appearance to the top version.
The changes between him and Huang Rong soon caused a sensation in the Heavenly Court, and the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother couldn't help but call them over and ask what was going on?
Ling Chi could only tell him the recipe that he knew how to make beauty and beauty, so the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother reprimanded them fiercely, "There are such good dishes that don't give us to eat, but you eat them yourself, it's just too unusual!" ”
So soon after, the Jade Emperor became extremely cool and handsome, and the Queen Mother became beautiful and world-famous.
Because of the increase in the appearance of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, Ling Chi made a great contribution and got a very rich return, all kinds of immortal wine and fairy fruits, as well as fairy grass spirit stones, directly loaded a large cart for Ling Chi, and Ling Chile couldn't see his teeth and eyes.
"Thank you, Your Majesty, Niangniang for the reward."
Later, Ling Chi became a celebrity in Heavenly Court, and almost all the immortals came to Ling Chi to ask for dishes to increase their appearance, of course, it was not for free, many spirit stones, spirit grass, spirit pills, spirit treasures, and even spirit pets became rewards, and after only one year of work in Heavenly Court, Ling Chi saved an incomparably rich net worth.
Ling Chi felt that even if he lay down and didn't do anything, these things could be used for tens of thousands of years.
Fortunately, Ling Chi is not a lazy person, no matter how rich his net worth is, doesn't he still cook for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother! He's very clear about himself, at least until he gets into diamonds, he won't blow up thorns.
Speaking of which, Ling Chi has been stuck at the top of the golden level for many years. There's no way around it, who hasn't completely caught up with Shuang'er's cooking skills! Because of Shuang'er's unique importance in his heart, even if he suppressed his and Huang Rong's progress because of this, he had to stop and wait.
Fortunately, Shuang'er is still very competitive, not long ago, Shuang'er finally broke through to the golden ordinary Zhigu, and broke through to the golden high-level, although she has only just entered the golden high-level, it is enough for her and Huang Rong to be on par with their cooking skills.
This is the first time since Huang Rong was recruited, and for the first time, Shuang'er has caught up with them. Although Ling Chi only needed one breakthrough, Shuang'er would be immediately pulled apart, but at least now she was catching up, wasn't she?
Now, Ling Chi only hoped that Shuang'er would learn all the golden high-level recipes that had been released as soon as possible, and then he would be able to enter the diamond color.
In order to make this day come as soon as possible, Ling Chi would enter the kitchen god space almost every night to personally guide Shuang'er's cooking skills. Although there are holograms in the kitchen space for Shuang'er's reference, the experience is that the kitchen space cannot provide Shuang'er. With Ling Chi's guidance based on his own experience, Shuang'er's progress was also faster, which made everyone very relieved and happy.
After so many years of cooking cards, I finally have hope of continuing to improve.
However, after coming to this world for so many years, Ling Chi still only has eight assistant cooks, and I don't know if he has run out of luck, in the hundred years of the Spring and Autumn Period, he has not discovered a single culinary genius, and the male fairies and fairies in the heavenly court have no outstanding culinary talents.
However, Ling Chi is not in a hurry, eight cooks are enough, and eight more is a waste, just follow the fate!
On this day, Ling Chi had just made breakfast for the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, and was about to rest, when a female fairy walked into the imperial dining room and said, "Lord Kitchen, Your Majesty has called you over." ”
"Oh?" Ling Chi stuffed a meat bun into her and asked, "What is Your Majesty looking for me?" ”
The fairy quietly put away the meat buns and said, "Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun's birthday is coming, and I specially asked Your Majesty to borrow the chef god to go to the Jiangkou to prepare a birthday banquet for Erlang Zhenjun." ”
"I see." Ling Chi suddenly nodded with a smile, "Thank you." ”
"Lord Chef is gracious." The fairy's face was slightly red, and now Ling Chi's appearance had reached the top level of the Heavenly Court, coupled with her affinity and explosive smile, she was naturally bumping into her deer.
If it weren't for Huang Rong and the others staring at each other, Ling Chi really wanted to talk to this fairy about poetry and songs, plus the Jade Emperor still had something to do, so he could only give up this opportunity.
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Soon, Ling Chi came to the place where the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother dined, unlike before, in addition to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, there was also a handsome young man with three eyes and a golden armor, obviously this is Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, that is, the Erlang God widely spread among the people.
"Ling Chi meets Your Majesty and Niangniang." After a pause, Ling Chi saluted Erlang God again, "Meet Erlang Zhenjun." ”
Erlang God nodded with a smile, "The kitchen god is really handsome and extraordinary, I heard that this is the effect of beauty dishes, I don't know if it's true?" ”
"It is true." Ling Chi nodded, and said, "Don't be afraid of Zhenjun's jokes, Xia Guan used to be mediocre in appearance and inconspicuous in the heavenly court, but since eating beauty dishes, his face has become more and more exquisite, and he has the appearance he has today." And the changes between His Majesty and Niangniang are right in front of him, and Zhenjun must be able to understand it. ”
"The kitchen god is right." The Jade Emperor stroked his breath and said with a smile, "Since eating that beauty dish, the widow's ordinary appearance has become very handsome, and your aunt is even more beautiful, even that Chang'e is slightly inferior." ”
Erlang God nodded, "What Uncle said is, I wonder if the kitchen god can cook some beauty dishes for me?" ”
Ling Chi said with a smile, "With the appearance of a true monarch, even if you don't eat it, you are also a top beautiful man in the Three Realms, and eating it is just the icing on the cake." ”
The sedan chair carries people, of course Erlang God also likes to listen to good words, this fart is quite comfortable to shoot him, and he smiled, "Although this is the case, how can anyone be idle and look good?" "Pause" What's more, I want to ask for some beauty dishes for the third sister, if the third sister can be more beautiful, I am also happy as a brother. ”
"It turns out that Zhenjun is asking for beauty dishes for the Three Holy Mother." Ling Chi suddenly said, "It's not a problem, it's just that the ingredients needed for beauty dishes are rare, and Zhenjun has to provide them himself." ”
"As it should be." Erlang God nodded, and then talked about his upcoming birthday, hoping that the kitchen god could prepare the dishes for this birthday banquet for him.
"As long as Your Majesty and Niangniang allow it, there will be no problem with the lower officials." Ling Chi handed over the permission to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, which also made the two of them very satisfied.
This kitchen god really knows how to be a man.
"Since it's Erlang's birthday, it's not sloppy." The Jade Emperor said, "God of Cooking, you can go with Erlang to Guanjiangkou, and come back after the birthday banquet." ”
"Yes."
The Jade Emperor has spoken, and the Queen Mother has no opinion, not to mention that even if Ling Chi leaves, there will be Huang Rong and her helpers! Although they are a little worse than Ling Chi, they are also top chefs that cannot be found in the Three Realms, and with them, the appetite of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother will not be reduced much.
Besides, one day in the sky, a year on the earth, even if Ling Chi went to the mouth of the Guanjiang River, he would come back in three or five days at most, and at that time less than half an hour had passed in the sky, and he couldn't even delay lunch.
In this way, Ling Chi cleaned up a little, and took Liu An, a helper, and Erlang God to Guanjiangkou.
Guanjiangkou belongs to the South Ganbu Continent, the place where China takes root and sprouts, since the gods, Erlang God has been living here, and someone has built Erlang Temple here. The Erlang God who receives incense will also properly bless the local people with good weather and a happy life, but these things Erlang God will basically hand over to those grass-headed gods to do, and ordinary people are not worthy of Erlang Manifestation Zhenjun Manifestation.
When Ling Chi came to Guan Jiangkou, there were still three days before Erlang God's birthday, and there was plenty of time. However, the Three Virgins were still staying in Huashan and did not come in advance.
After that, Erlang God prepared the ingredients that Ling Chi needed, and Ling Chi began to prepare for the birthday banquet, and Erlang God also sent his men to Huashan to invite the Three Holy Mothers to come over for his birthday.
Although the two siblings were the nephews and nieces of the Jade Emperor, their mother violated the rules of heaven when she went to the Nether to marry and have children with mortals. As the younger sister of the Jade Emperor, she could have bent the law for personal gain, but at that time, the list of gods had not yet been signed, and the Jade Emperor was basically a bare-pole commander in the heavenly court.
In desperation, the Jade Emperor could only endure the pain of punishing his sister and brother-in-law's family, and the later story is known to almost everyone. Jiro's mother was crushed under Momoyama, his father and eldest brother were killed by the heavenly soldiers, and only Jirojin and the Three Virgins were lucky enough to escape.
Later, Erlang God worshiped Yuding Zhenren as a teacher, and the Three Virgins were temporarily protected by Nuwa. Later, Erlang became successful in theology, split the mountain to save his mother, and the family of three was reunited.
The Jade Emperor also took advantage of the situation to lift the punishment of his sister, and then named Erlang God as Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, and the Third Holy Mother was Huayue Sanniangniang, which can be regarded as bittersweet.
As for the story of the later Pauline lantern...... Then it has nothing to do with this world. After all, the Three Holy Mothers are still the goddess of Huashan, and the sister-in-law is alone, and she doesn't know Agarwood and his father. As for whether it will be encountered in the future? That's hard to say.
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The next day, the Three Virgins came to the mouth of the Guan River and met Erlang God, who was drinking and having fun.
"Second brother, you're drinking again." Seeing this scene, the Third Lady came over and snatched the wine bowl in his hand with some displeasure, and rolled her eyes, "How many times have you said that drinking is wrong, what if you suddenly encounter something urgent?" ”
Faced with his sister's number, Erlang God was very helpless, "Okay, good, don't drink, don't drink." Then he asked someone to clean up the dinner table and said, "Third sister, the second brother has prepared a gift for you this time, you must like it." ”
"Oh?" The Third Lady blinked and said with a smile, "It's obviously your second brother's birthday, but it's not appropriate to prepare a gift for your little sister?" ”
"What's wrong with that?" Erlang God smiled and said, "Come, second brother will introduce you to someone first." ”
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