On the riverside of the Guanjiang estuary, Ling Chi used his magical powers to turn himself into a fifty-meter-tall giant, and then used a huge wooden stick to stick it into a bison three zhang long and weighing ten tons, and roasted the whole cow with a fire spell like a roast chicken.

Yang Jian has 1,200 grass-headed gods under his hands, as well as 'brutes' such as the Howling Sky Dog and the Meishan Brothers, and the ingredients needed for this birthday banquet can be described as astronomical, there is no way, Ling Chi can only reduce the number of menus and increase the dishes.

This bison has lived for more than 400 years, and its size is very huge, and it is about to become a sperm, but it was shot to death by Erlang God with an arrow from the Roaring Sky Dog, and it has become the current roasted whole cow.

In addition to this roasted whole cow, Yang Jian also caught a huge sea monster from the sea, and shot down a lot of huge big birds from the sky.

In addition, Yang Jian also found a lot of natural treasures according to the menu given by Ling Chi, and Ling Chi made beauty dishes, so as to make his third sister more beautiful.

When Ling Chi was roasting the whole cow, Yang Jian came with the Three Virgins Yang Chan.

"Brother Ling, you're busy!"

Hearing Yang Jian call himself, Ling Chi turned his head to take a look, and saw that Yang Jian had brought a girl over, and smiled slightly: "Zhenjun's birthday is coming, so I don't dare to be lazy." I don't know who this girl next to Zhenjun is? ”

"Hahaha, this is my sister Yang Chan, the Three Virgins of Huashan." Yang Jian said with a smile.

"It turned out that it was the Three Holy Virgins in person, Ling Chi was barbecuing, and he couldn't salute, and he hoped that the Three Holy Mothers would forgive his sins." Ling Chi said.

Yang Chan shook her head, turned her head and asked, "Second brother, who is this?" ”

"He is the initiator of the beauty dish you have been talking about, the Heavenly Court Chef Ling Chi." Yang Jian said.

"Ahh It turns out that he is the god of cooking! Yang Chan covered her mouth with her hands, with an incredible look, and at this time she also carefully looked at Ling Chi's appearance, sure enough, she was sword eyebrows and starry eyes, handsome and beautiful, although it was not very elegant to sit on a small mountain and roast the whole cow now, but it did not hinder his charm.

Yang Chan's face turned red and said, "Yang Chan doesn't know the kitchen god in front of her, so she is disrespectful." ”

Ling Chi smiled: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be." It will take half an hour to roast the whole cow, and the three virgins can eat some refreshments to satisfy their hunger first, and it is on the table next to them. ”

Yang Chan turned her head to look, on the ground more than ten meters away, a huge stone table was raised, the stone table was full of all kinds of ingredients, there were melons, fruits, pears, peaches, dried fruits and preserves, and many delicate snacks, exuding a variety of different lights, as beautiful as a rainbow, not far from the stone table, there was a middle-aged man who had become a ten-meter giant pushing a huge grinding plate, grinding soybean milk, the bean fragrance was very strong, mixed with the aroma of various ingredients on the stone table, very good.

Tempted by the aroma, the Three Virgins did not feel hungry, but they also developed a strong appetite and walked towards the stone table. Erlang God followed her closely, and the two brothers and sisters came to the stone table, looking at these sweet delicacies, they couldn't help but grab them and stuff them into their mouths.

"Hmm-"

"Ding, conquer the stomach of Yang Chan, an ordinary golden diner, the diner's level is too low, and it will not be counted in the number of conquests. Drops the normal Golden Recipe - soft on the outside and rigid on the inside. ”

"Soft on the outside and strong on the inside: Ordinary golden recipe, gentle +10, strong +10, valid three times."

……

When Yang Chan fell into a wonderful fantasy world, Ling Chi also took the time to take a look at the efficacy of this new recipe, overall it was not bad, although it did not increase various abilities, but it was very helpful for the external temperament and internal strength, Ling Chi was very satisfied.

is worthy of Yang Jian's sister, the Three Virgins of Huashan.

Yang Jian couldn't help but smile when he saw his sister's intoxicated face: It was really the right thing to invite Brother Ling over this time, but my sister has never shown such a happy appearance except for rescuing her mother that year.

Thinking of those beauty dishes, Yang Jian was happy in his heart: Third sister, the gift that my brother gave you, you will definitely like it.

Not long after, Yang Chan woke up from the illusion of happiness, and then subconsciously sent the same refreshments into her mouth, and then was conquered repeatedly, and the whole person was going to be broken.

When Ling Chi roasted the whole beef, and used a knife to slice the whole whole beef sliced like a duck, put it into a huge plate, and then put it into the kitchen god space, the beef bones were not wasted, all used to make soup, and then make ramen for those grass gods.

Everything was done, Ling Chi's body returned to normal, and when he saw Yang Chan sitting at the stone table with a little 'black face', Yang Jian ran to Liu An and turned into a giant, followed by a piece of soy milk, he was speechless.

Walked to Yang Chan's side, waited for her to come to her senses, and saw that she was going to eat again, so she hurriedly said: "Three Holy Mother, these ingredients should not be eaten too much, and please let the Third Holy Mother control your appetite." ”

Hearing Ling Chi's dissuasion, Yang Chan turned her head and glanced at him, she had become a giant before, and she felt a little disobedient, but now that she looked at it again, she really felt the charm of his invincible appearance, and couldn't help blushing, and said, "Since that's the case, I won't eat it." ”

Ling Chi breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "It's not that the Three Holy Mothers are not allowed to eat, it's just that these delicacies can trigger wonderful fantasies in the human body, because those fantasies are too wonderful, if you eat too much, I'm afraid you will feel disgusted by all kinds of helplessness in reality, and that's not good." ”

"I see." Yang Chan suddenly realized, thinking back to all the good things she had experienced in the illusion before, combined with Ling Chi's advice, she couldn't help but break out some cold sweat on her forehead: It's dangerous.

"Thank you for the reminder." After thanking her, Yang Chan asked, "I just don't know when the kitchen god will be in the immortal class?" Why haven't I heard of it? ”

"Back to the Third Holy Mother, I have only served in the Heavenly Court for one year, but I have been in the human world for more than three hundred years." Ling Chi said.

"No wonder." Yang Chan nodded, because she and Yang Jian both listened to the tune and did not listen to the announcement, living their own free and easy life, and did not know much about what happened in the heavenly court, if it weren't for the great increase in the appearance of the immortals of the Three Realms a few years ago, which caused her to inquire about the news out of curiosity, she didn't know that there would be such a thing as beauty dishes in the world!

Ever since she knew that there were still dishes to increase her beauty in the world, Yang Chan had been thinking about it, and not long ago she alarmed Yang Jian, so that Yang Jian took advantage of the fact that his birthday was approaching, and God invited Ling Chi down.

"I heard that the chef has researched a dish that can make people beautiful?" Yang Chan asked.

"That's true." Ling Chi smiled with an amiable smile and said, "This time, when the True Monarch went to Heavenly Court, he told me about the Three Holy Mother, hoping that I could make some beauty dishes for the Three Holy Mother. Speaking of this, Ling Chi said: "The Third Holy Mother has an enviable good brother. ”

Ling Chi's smile made Yang Chan's fawn thump, her delicate face flushed, and her head lowered: "Well, I have been dependent on my second brother since I was a child, and my relationship is excellent." ”

Ling Chi smiled slightly: "In order to live up to the brother and sister relationship between Zhenjun and the Three Holy Mother, I will definitely make the best beauty dishes to make the Three Holy Mother more beautiful and moving, and overwhelm the crowd." ”

Yang Chan smiled, raised her head, her eyes were full of agility, and said, "I don't dare to overwhelm the crowd, as long as I can become more beautiful." The rest is for the second brother to eat, which also makes the second brother look better. ”

"The Three Holy Ladies and Zhenjun are really brother and sister." Ling Chi said with emotion: "But entrusted by the king, it is a matter of loyalty to the king." Zhenjun has already prepared the ingredients, I just need to make the dishes, as for how to eat, it is up to the Three Holy Lady and Zhenjun to discuss on their own. ”

Yang Chan nodded and said with a smile: "The kitchen god is a promise, he is really a humble gentleman, how can he be a chef?" ”

"There's nothing wrong with being a chef." Ling Chi said: "If the delicious food I make can bring happiness to the world, isn't it much better than those who can only fight and kill, and bring boundless disasters." ”

Yang Chan groaned slightly and nodded: "You're right, there's nothing wrong with the chef." ”

"And." Ling Chi said with a smile: "The chef's income is still good, in the year of Heavenly Court, in addition to the rewards of His Majesty and Niangniang, many immortals who want to taste beauty dishes have exchanged a lot of good things with me, and I have made a lot of money." ”

Seeing Ling Chi's appearance of being a fan of wealth, Yang Chan chuckled, feeling that this kitchen god was too interesting, much stronger than those grass-headed gods who could only pat on the back.

……

Yang Jian, who was not far away, saw his sister and Ling Chi talking and laughing, his brows furrowed, thoughtful.

Not long after, Ling Chi sent ten plates of beauty dishes to Yang Jian and Yang Chan, and said, "These are the ten beauty dishes that Zhenjun said, as long as you finish eating, you can have the top face of the Three Realms, please use it slowly." ”

Yang Jian nodded with a smile, turned his head to Yang Chan and said, "Third sister, you can eat!" ”

Yang Chan looked at these beautiful dishes like flowers and jade, her eyes were full of fascination, and when she heard the words, she shook her head and said, "Second brother, where can I finish eating so much, why don't I finish eating so much, why don't you half of the second brother and me, let's become beautiful together, okay?" ”

Yang Jian shook his head with a smile: "The second brother is a military general, if he eats himself too beautifully, how can he deter the enemy on the battlefield?" Needless to say, the third sister eats it! My Yang Jian's sister must be the most beautiful goddess in the Three Realms. ”

Seeing Yang Jian's insistence, Yang Chan no longer shirked, and silently ate all the ten beauty dishes, every time she ate a dish, Yang Chan became a point of beauty, when the ten dishes were finished, Yang Chan was already beautiful beyond words, you looked at her, it was like seeing the truth, goodness, and beauty, and there were no other impurities besides this.

What is the ultimate beauty? Here it is.

Ling Chi took a deep breath, Yang Chan's appearance was already at the same level as Huang Rong and them.

Yang Jian saw the third sister's current beauty, and the whole person was a little suffocated: Third sister, it's so beautiful.

Thinking that his sister was so beautiful, Yang Jian was angry: The man who will be my brother-in-law in the future, if he dares to treat the third sister badly, I have to scrape him alive!

"Ahh

……

When Yang Chan appeared in front of the Meishan brothers and the grass head god, everyone was conquered by Yang Chan's beauty, and everyone had an impulse in their hearts to 'I can die for her'.

It is said that there have been countless wars launched for the sake of beauties in human history, and even tragedies of destroying the country and exterminating the species for the sake of beauties. But these tragedies have appeared again and again, which shows how cruel and bad the instincts of living beings are. Males even sacrifice their lives in order to compete for the most beautiful female.

When Yang Jian saw this scene, he was proud and a little worried at the same time. When he and Yang Chan returned to their Erlang Temple to rest, Yang Jian said: "Third sister, now that you are extremely beautiful, I am afraid that there will be blind monsters who will plot against you, your cultivation is not high, why don't you cultivate with your second brother for a period of time?" ”

Yang Chanxiu frowned slightly, and said, "But if I don't go back, what should those people who worship me do?" ”

"It's easy." Yang Jian said: "I will send a hundred grass head gods to Huayue to help you deal with these trivial matters, and when you become a Taiyi Golden Immortal, enough to protect yourself, the second brother will rest assured that you will go back alone." ”

Yang Chan was silent for a moment and said, "Second brother, I'm just a Xuan Immortal, how difficult it is to cultivate to the Taiyi Golden Immortal, I'm afraid of ......."

"It doesn't matter." Yang Jian said: "After the birthday, I will go to the teacher to teach you the Yuqing Immortal Method, the Yuqing Immortal Law is broad and profound, with the qualifications of the third sister, at most a few hundred years, it will become a Taiyi Golden Immortal." ”

Seeing that the second brother had done this for himself, Yang Chan was moved in her heart, so she accepted it: "The second brother doesn't want to have a conflict with the master for me." ”

Seeing that Yang Chan agreed, Yang Jian breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Master, he is very talkative, not to mention that with the current identity of the third sister, it is not difficult to become a disciple of the third generation of the teaching." ”

"In this way, I'm tired of the second brother."

After saying this, Yang Chan suddenly asked, "Second brother, who do you say is the god of cooking?" ”

"You've been talking to him for so long, and he didn't tell you?" Yang Jian asked.

Yang Chan shook her head: "I just asked him when he was in the immortal class, and I didn't ask before." ”

"I see." Yang Jian said: "This kitchen god is also a character, he appeared in the Spring and Autumn Period of the world, and has some friendship with Lao Tzu and the great demon Kong Xuan......

"The second brother is talking about Taishang Laozi and the demon clan Kong Xuan!?" Yang Chan was shocked.

"Not bad." Yang Jian nodded and said: "Uncle Lao Tzu turned into a human race in the Spring and Autumn Period, and sent a letter to Guguan in the west, turning Hu into a Buddha and practicing the work of education. And Kong Xuan incarnated as Confucius, educated the world, earned fat merits, and made Buddhism's luck more and more prosperous. After a pause, Yang Jian sneered: "It's a pity that Buddhism didn't see Kong Xuan's self-reliance, since Kong Xuan's education turned the world and earned immeasurable merits, he became a Confucian saint and broke away from the control of Buddhism." I have to say that Kong Xuan is really calculating. ”

Yang Chan's brain buzzed when she listened, she didn't expect that the power of the Three Realms would have so many calculations, and her pure little lotus flower couldn't bear it a little.

"So, Kong Xuan's identity as the Buddha's mother was also removed by Buddhism?" Yang Chan asked.

"Nope." Yang Jian said: "If you don't say that Kong Xuan is calculating, since he has become a Confucian saint and is already the first person under the saint, how can Buddhism give up such a good propaganda façade?" Even if it is just said to be good, he will never give up Kong Xuan, the peacock king, in this way, Kong Xuan enjoys the luck of Buddhism and Confucianism and Taoism, and even a saint will not dare to kill him easily. ”

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