Chapter 8: Trickery
When Zhu'er heard me say that she would go to Chen Xiaogang and them to settle accounts tomorrow night, she immediately exclaimed excitedly: "Okay! When the time comes, let's call the Shanglu Golden Sword and those sword brother guards, kill those guys' lair, and beat them to the bottom! Ahh ”
Saying that, he kept punching and kicking, a typical guy who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
I said, "You don't need to call Lu Jinjian and them, just the two of us." ”
Zhu'er was stunned for a moment, and suddenly hesitated: "Just ...... Just Zhu'er and the master? ”
"What? Are you scared? I said with a smile.
Seriously, I just came out of cultivation, and I can't wait to try how far I have practiced, so Chen Xiaogang and those guys are the best to practice. What's more, we didn't deliberately find fault with them, and it was originally my job duty to destroy these people who escaped from the underworld and possessed the living.
Zhu'er said hesitantly: "Zhu'er...... Pearl's not worried about myself, it's just ...... Master...... Two fists are hard to beat four hands...... Pearls are afraid...... I'm afraid I won't be able to take care of ......."
It's normal for Pearls to worry about me, not every time I'm thrown downstairs, she can possess me and help me escape. Zhu'er has long said that my body is special, and ordinary souls can't go to my body, and last time the situation was urgent, Zhu'er was forced to go to my body. It was only a matter of a few seconds, and after a little longer, the pearl might be swallowed by my body.
I smiled and said, "You don't have to worry about me. When I came back from my cultivation this time, I felt that I was already very powerful, maybe Zhu'er, you would not be my opponent. ”
"Really?" Pearls said.
Pearl's reaction made me a little strange. I thought she would jump up and try to compete with me, but she looked stunned.
"Don't you believe it? Do you want to try it? I said with a smile.
"No," said Pearl, "of course Pearl's will believe what her master says." Just ......"
"What's wrong?" I asked curiously.
"It's just that the master himself has become so powerful, and he will ...... in the future There will be no need for beads in the future. That pearl...... Zhu'er is useless. Pearls said, her eyes flickering in her sockets.
It turned out that she was worried about this.
I smiled and said, "How could I not need you?" Who says you're useless? In the future, we will fight together and fight side by side, isn't that good? ”
"But...... But...... The owner doesn't need Zhu'er's protection...... "Zhu'er still can't be happy."
I said, "So you want me to be powerless, and then everyone can bully me, and every time I beat me to death, and then you can jump out and come to a beautiful woman to save the hero, right?" ”
Zhu'er burst into tears and laughed, "Of course not. ”
"It's good if not." I said, "Tomorrow night, the two of us will go to find Chen Xiaogang and those guys." As for Lu Jinjian and Brother Dao's guards...... Last time you saw it, I was trapped in the Moutai Building, and someone threw me down from the building, and they didn't have any use for these people. Although Lu Jinjian and them are powerful, they are spirits after all, and they have no way to deal with Chen Xiaogang and those who are possessed by the living. I don't understand, what we have to deal with is mainly the lonely souls and wild ghosts mixed in the world, most of these are souls possessed by the living, Lu Jinjian They can't deal with them at all, Emperor Xudu sent these guys to my side, I don't know what the use is. ”
Zhu'er also said: "Yes, to deal with the possessed people, Lu Jinjian and they must also possess the living people." But that would be against the rules, and they wouldn't dare to do it. ”
I said, "That's it. It's a pity that last time Qin Taotian made so many walking corpses, and later found their souls in that laboratory, he let them all return their souls. Otherwise, it would be best to let Lu Jinjian and them possess these walking corpses. ”
Zhu'er's eyes lit up and she said, "You don't have to be a walking corpse, but an ordinary corpse is fine." I see that there are a lot of corpses in the morgue, why don't you let Lu Jinjian and them possess those corpses? ”
"Don't mess with ideas." I glanced at Zhu'er and said, "If more than 20 people are resurrected at once, I'm afraid the whole city will be scared to death!" Do you think it's fun? ”
Zhu'er hung her head and said, "Then what should I do?" ”
What to do? I don't have any ideas.
With the martial arts of Lu Jinjian and Brother Dao's guards, it doesn't work at all, this is indeed too wasteful.
At this time, there was a gentle knock on the door twice, and Lin Miaoyin pushed the door open and said, "You two, have you finished whispering?" It's time to eat. Didn't you say you were going to starve to death? Why aren't you hungry now? ”
At the dinner table, I was still thinking about it absent-mindedly, and I didn't even know what it tasted like to eat.
"What's wrong with you? Is the meal unappetizing? Guo Tingting asked me with concern.
I hurriedly said, "No, no, I'm thinking about something else." By the way, Auntie should be coming back, right? Don't you have to pick her up? ”
"I'll go in a moment." Guo Tingting said.
Lin Miaoyin interjected next to her and said, "Speaking of which, when will you promise Tingting's car be honored?" My car has now become a special car to pick up and drop off her mother, how can you calculate the fuel cost with me? ”
Before I could speak, Ye Shunchang at the far end had already interjected and said, "What about the gas bill, you eat here every day, and we haven't calculated the meal money with you yet." ”
Everyone burst into laughter.
Xiao Hongye, who was playing with his mobile phone while eating, suddenly put down his mobile phone and said, "Don't look at it, it's too disgusting." ”
Ye Shunchang glared and said, "Am I so disgusting?" ”
Xiao Hongye didn't even look at Ye Shunchang, stretched out his chopsticks and put a vinegared shredded potato in his mouth, and said, "I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about this news." There was a car accident in a tourist bus, none of the people in the car survived, there was blood everywhere, do you say disgusting or not? ”
Ye Shunchang said: "You know it's disgusting, so you still say it." ”
Wang Jiaqi interjected and said, "Perhaps, those lives should be like this? ”
My heart moved, Wang Jiaqi's casual words reminded me!
I immediately put down the dishes and chopsticks and ran to the tea room alone, and let Guo Tingting and Lin Miaoyin call me from behind, and I didn't pay attention to it.
I didn't sit down, I stood in front of the coffee table and summoned a pair of black and white impermanence.
"My lord, what do you have to call us urgently?" The two stood opposite the coffee table, saluted, and asked in unison.
"I ask you, how many people die in an average day now? It's in this province, or in a few neighboring provinces. I looked at the black and white impermanence and said eagerly.
The black and white impermanence glanced at each other, not knowing how to answer.
I also felt that there was something wrong with this question, so I asked in a different way: "How many people can you find whose last life is tomorrow?" ”
The black impermanence was very ashamed, and said in a slur manner: "This...... We really haven't counted this, so I can't tell......"
I also found this question a bit difficult for them, and said in a different way: "Can you find forty?" ”
"This must be fine." This time, Hei Wuchang said with certainty, "It's just...... Don't know what adults want to do? ”
I looked at the black and white impermanence in front of me and said, "In this case, go and inform all the brothers and find out the forty people whose last life is tomorrow." I don't care what method you use, gather all these people together and let them die together. ”
"Dead together?" The black impermanence still doesn't quite understand what I mean.
I said, "These people are going to die tomorrow anyway, aren't they?" Then gather all these people together and make an accident, whether it's a car accident or an earthquake, and let these people die together. ”
The black impermanence finally understood, but asked again, "But...... Why? ”
"Because, I'm going to use twenty of them." I say.
In an accident, half of them survive, so it shouldn't arouse too much suspicion from others, right? In fact, they are all dead, and the so-called survivors are actually Lu Jinjian and my Dao Brother Guard.
Although this is a small ruse, the average number of people in the world dies every day, and those people are going to die anyway, so why not use it?