Chapter 9: Bad Idea
The black and white impermanence didn't know what I was going to do with twenty corpses, but he agreed without hesitation.
"No need." The black and white impermanence was about to be powerful, but he heard a voice sound out of thin air.
This voice is already familiar to me, it is the voice of the Emperor of the Emperor.
A human figure quickly condensed around Black Impermanence, and Emperor Xudu appeared in the tea room.
It's the first time I've seen this kind of appearance of Emperor Xudu. When I saw him before, he always appeared out of nowhere, as if he had come out of the wall.
Emperor Xudu looked at me with a smile.
"You're not me, do you know what I'm doing with those corpses? You just say no? I looked at Emperor Xudu and said.
Emperor Xudu waved his hand at the black and white impermanence and said, "You guys go." ”
The black and white impermanence bowed respectfully and said, "Yes." ”
As soon as the words fell, the person disappeared.
Emperor Xudu sat down on the futon opposite me, and said with a smile: "You are not me, how do you know that I don't know what you are doing with those corpses?" ”
This guy has actually learned to be naughty and play this kind of word game with me.
"So, you know?" I looked at Emperor Xudu and said.
"How do you know I know?" Emperor Xudu said.
I got impatient and said, "Don't talk nonsense to me, I've only eaten half a bowl of rice, and I'm dying of hunger." If you don't have anything to say, then I'll go to dinner. ”
"Tell me, of course I did, otherwise why would I come to the world?" Emperor Xudu hurriedly said, "You are an impatient, and you can't make a joke." Eat one less meal and don't die. ”
I stood up and was leaving.
"Alright, sit down." Emperor Xudu hurriedly grabbed me.
I had no choice but to sit down again and say, "If you have half a word of nonsense, then I'll wait until I get back from dinner." ”
Emperor Xudu said, "Okay. You want to find twenty corpses, just to let Lu Jinjian possess them, and then play their role, right? Indeed, if this were not the case, their strong martial arts would be useless at all? ”
"Then why don't you let black and white impermanence go?" I say.
"Because it doesn't have to be that much trouble at all." Emperor Xudu said, "I've been doing this for a long time, haven't you noticed that you haven't seen Lu Jinjian and them since you came back?" ”
As soon as Emperor Xudu said this, I remembered that I had never seen Lu Jinjian and them. I thought they wouldn't want to show up during the day, and they didn't know where to hide. But I was still stiff-mouthed and said, "What's so fun about seeing the hell in broad daylight?" ”
Emperor Xudu said: "I'm just letting them go to the upper body now." But after getting into the human body, it doesn't come and go so quickly, and it may take about a day or two to come back. ”
I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, I didn't think that Emperor Xudu had already thought of this, it seems that after this period of time, there is some tacit understanding between us.
"How do you do that?" I asked.
Emperor Xudu rubbed his nose, smiled and said, "It's the same bad idea as you think." Collect some people who have reached the end of their lives, let them die unexpectedly at the same time, and then some of them miraculously survive...... That's it. ”
I couldn't help but laugh too. I don't know what the hero sees? Or are all the bad ideas in the world about the same?
"But...... Some of these people are particularly ......," Emperor Xudu continued.
I said strangely, "What kind of special law?" ”
Emperor Xudu said: "These people are all Japanese. ”
"Japanese?" I was a little surprised, "Why did you suddenly think of going to the Japanese?" ”
Emperor Xudu said: "It's not why. The black and white impermanence over there is so idle that a group of people who have reached the end of their lives have been specially organized to let them travel here. Then there was a car accident, and all the people in the car were served in one pot, and I thought, just waste it. ”
This guy is speaking in a tone that is more and more similar to me, hahaha, "waste utilization"!
I remembered the news that Momiji saw at the dinner table, so I got up and opened the door and walked out.
It turned out that Guo Tingting, Xiao Hongye, and Zhu'er were all waiting at the door, so I said to Xiao Hongye: "Give me your mobile phone." ”
Xiao Momiji hesitantly handed me the mobile phone in his hand.
I didn't answer and said, "Help me find the news you just said." ”
Xiao Hongye opened the phone, unlocked it, rummaged for a while, and handed it to me.
"Alright, let's go eat, what are you doing standing here?" I took the phone from Xiao Hongye's hand, turned around and walked into the tea room, and closed the door with my hand.
There are words and pictures in that news, when a tourist bus was walking in the mountains, the whole car was planted from the mountain. The whole car was shattered, and the scene was a blur of flesh and blood, and sure enough, as Xiao Hongye said, "It's really disgusting."
In such a tragic situation, there are still 22 people who did not die, and the report said that although these people were seriously injured, they should not have to worry about their lives.
"How are twenty-two people? Lu Jinjian plus twenty sword brother guards, shouldn't it be twenty-one? I wondered, "Did you resurrect someone by the way?" ”
"Nope." Emperor Xudu said, "It's twenty-one of them, and there is no one else." ”
I put my phone on the coffee table in front of Emperor Xudu, because Emperor Xudu can't control the phone, and I have to help him turn up page by page.
After reading it, Emperor Xudu frowned and said, "I guess there must be some ghost and wild ghost fishing in troubled waters, and he also wants to use this to possess and resurrect." ”
I smiled wryly and said, "If that guy gets mixed up with the Knife Brother Guard, it will be fun." When the time comes, how can we distinguish who is true and who is false? ”
Emperor Xudu's brows furrowed even tighter, and he said, "This is indeed a problem. The soul doesn't have fingerprints or anything, so it's really hard to distinguish. When the time comes, they say that they are real, and that is really fun. ”
I smiled bitterly and said: "The true and false Sun Wukong and the Buddha can distinguish between the real and the fake, but this true and false sword brother guard, but even you, the Emperor of Xudu, can't recognize it." I don't know how you, the Emperor of Xudu, behaved. ”
Emperor Xudu smiled and said: "We are also too worried, maybe it is just a naughty ghost who is playful, isn't it ridiculous that we are starting to worry about those things now?" ”
Damn, this guy is really open-minded, he doesn't shed tears when he doesn't see the coffin, so he goes to dig a pit in a hurry.
"Okay, let's not talk about that." Emperor Xudu continued, "Tell me how you and your master Xiang Tian learned it, right? That's the second purpose for which I'm here today. ”
I said angrily: "I don't know how well I cultivate, I'm going to go to Chen Xiaogang and Feng Yongning tomorrow to practice and experiment with the effect of cultivation." ”
Emperor Xudu laughed and said, "I see that you were not convinced by someone last time, and you want to go to them to take this breath, right?" ”
I said, "No?" Do you know where their nest is? ”
Emperor Xudu said: "If I knew, I would have arrested them back to the underworld a long time ago, and I would have waited for you?" ”
"Have you checked Moutai Mansion?" I asked again.
"Nope." Emperor Xudu said, "The Moutai Mansion has been tampered with, and the spirits can't get in, so you still have to go out in person." ”
After talking for a long time, it's not the result?
I was silent for a while, looked at Emperor Xudu, and said seriously, "Now I'll tell you one last thing." ”
Seeing that I was so serious, Emperor Xudu suddenly became serious and said, "What's the matter? ”
I said, "Do you know what the phrase 'Malian Sbrakuri' means?" ”
Emperor Xudu was stunned for a moment, thought for a moment and asked, "Where did you hear this?" ”
I said, "Don't ask this question first, answer my question first." ”
Emperor Xudu said, "I don't know what this sentence means. Is this English or Tibetan or the language of some place? ”
I stared at Emperor Xudu, trying to find out from his look if this guy was lying to me.
But I didn't see anything.
Emperor Xudu looked calm, not at all like he was lying.
But I don't know why, I always feel that he has something to hide from me. This guy doesn't know thousands of years of cultivation, how deep is the city? Just looking at the appearance, you definitely can't see anything.