Li Changluo trembled and took out a pack of cigarettes, took out one, and lit it for a long time.

The smoke didn't smell like smoke, but he felt much more comfortable.

He instinctively wanted to scatter smoke to the people around him, but after thinking about it, he dispelled the idea.

Because he doesn't know the thing on the other side, smokes or not?

This is the ear chamber of an ancient tomb, very simple, except for a few broken wooden coffins lying quietly on the ground, and a "turnip" that crawled out of the coffin.

At least that's what Li Changluo thinks.

Long.

In vain.

There are hands and feet.

It's like a human-shaped radish cut out of the ground.

It's just that it's wearing a tank top and shorts, and it's pot-bellied.

However, unlike the radish, this is a living creature, half a head taller than Li Changluo, and a living creature with an ugly grimace.

The surroundings were silent and pitch black.

Except for the flickering sparks in Li Changluo's mouth and the strong flashlight in his hand.

Under the light of the flashlight, the face of the "radish" became more and more distorted and hideous.

But one person, one "radish", no one moved, and the stalemate lasted for a long time.

The eyes are complicated, just looking at each other.

Looking at the ......

Looking at it, Li Changluo suddenly jumped around fiercely in front of the "radish", like a rabbit.

He really took the ugly weird guy in front of him as a "turnip".

In this gloomy tomb, if there was a barrage, it would probably look like this:

In this atmosphere, you can hear the Great Compassion Mantra through the screen.

The young man was on the verge of being beaten, frantically tempted.

What a cute "radish", stewed pork rib soup, the ribs are black, what to do if the radish runs away, online, etc., urgent ......

This thing is hateful, when will the "radish" gentleman overturn him?

Ma Dan, fight quickly, I've been squatting for more than an hour, and I've pulled half of the, and the progress bar can't hold it, hey.

……

Silence is the cruelest weapon.

A cruel turnip and a cruel rabbit jumper continue to look at each other.

"That, Brother Radish, we've all spent half a day." Li Changluo couldn't go on anymore, maybe he was tired of jumping, he panted and said, "Good, come to the bag." ”

After speaking, he shook his body, took out a hemp bag from his crotch with a smile, and pointed the mouth of the bag to the "radish".

"Remember, Uncle Ben's scientific name is not Lu, the name is corpse ginseng, from Arabia, humanoid, highly poisonous, growing in dark and rancid ancient tombs, living by sucking carrion, don't you call a turnip, don't you want to lose face?"

After speaking, the corpse ginseng monster seemed to suddenly think of something, and asked in a low voice: "Rabbits eat white radish?" ”

"Rabbits don't eat turnips, but rabbits bite...... Ginseng. ”

After Li Changluo finished speaking, he didn't wait for the corpse ginseng monster to react.

He threw the cigarette butt back, his eyes were like torches, and he yelled: "Cry and search." ”

He rushed to the Monkey Monster.

Li Changluo had a small fruit knife pinned to his waist, he was confident and proud, because this was his capital to pretend to be forced.

However, at the moment when he drew the knife, Li Changluo was stunned.

What about knives?

He slowed down, reflecting on it.

Li Changluo originally came down with Heiwa.

But the black baby had a stomachache and diarrhea, and she didn't come back for a long time.

Li Changluo knew that this grandson must be hiding in the game of equipment recovery and arriving in one second.

What's worse is that Heiwa was afraid of the dark and took away Li Changluo's fruit knife to defend herself.

……

Running and running.

Li Changluo stopped, and said with a harmless look to the corpse: "Otherwise, let's look at each other for a while, the little radish grows very strong." ”

After speaking, he threw a sultry look at the equally confused corpse ginseng: "Perfect." ”

Ginseng is not a fool, but it suspects that the other party is a fool.

It didn't say a word, picked up the vine-like tentacles, and wrapped Li Changluo was a social beating.

Li Changluo was beaten and screamed constantly, and his voice changed from despair and pain, to pain and happiness, and then to wanting to refuse and welcome......

This harmonious picture made the bitter hatred deep, busy beating his corpse, some doubtful that he was alive, and even felt a little shy.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What the hell am I doing?

Slowly, slowly, it stopped.

Li Changluo, who had a blue nose and swollen face, seized the opportunity, grabbed the roots of the corpse ginseng monster, pulled it hard, and broke one alive.

It hurts so much that the corpse is strange and screams.

This also brought the corpse ginseng monster back to his senses, and the pair of human hands full of thin roots and tendrils also went to pick Li Changluo's hair.

Li Changluo was not to be outdone, and he also wanted to tiptoe to pick up the few hair-like green leaves on the head of the corpse ginseng monster, but he couldn't reach it.

I had to scratch the roots that could be caught on the face of the corpse ginseng monster.

With four hands and two heads, Li Changluo took three steps, and the corpse ginseng monster took three steps back, Li Changluo took three steps back, and the corpse ginseng monster took three steps forward, and they didn't give in to each other.

Under the light of the flashlight, the shadow of two "shrews" punching and kicking each other was reflected on the wall of the ancient tomb.

The ground was littered with roots, hair, and hair.

One person and one turnip, tired, tacitly let go of each other, and they all sat on the ground, panting for breath.

Li Changluo scolded Heiwa's ancestor in his heart, I don't know how many times.

Lao Tzu is desperately fighting wits and courage with radish here, and your sister is hiding to play games?

I'm tired of Lao Tzu.

The corpse ginseng monster didn't want to fight with Li Changluo anymore, it knew that the opponent in front of it was not an ordinary person.

To deal with unusual people, you have to use unusual tricks.

The corpse monster's body couldn't stop bubbling with blood, and in an instant, its body, stomach, and roots slowly grew large and small faces.

Some of these faces look like they're smiling, some are screaming, some are scared, but it's certain that they're dead faces, lifeless.

Every face stared at Li Changluo, licking his tongue greedily.

Li Changluo was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated, secretly screaming that it was not good, this radish was going to make a big move.

"Brother Radish, no, Brother Corpse Ginseng, you've been busy for a long time, you haven't had dinner yet, do you, why don't you order a takeout and fight after eating?" Li Changluo picked up his mobile phone with a smile and prepared to call Heiwa.

Syllable!!!

The phone was knocked away by the corpse monster, and it won't fall for this slippery head again.

Li Changluo has always done things neatly and neatly, without dragging his feet, including kneeling down and begging for mercy.

He pounced, knelt on the ground, maintained the last dignity, stalked his neck, and said angrily: "Spare your life, Uncle Corpse Ginseng!" ”

However, at this moment, a knife flew towards Li Changluo.

Li Changluo jumped up and caught it steadily.

Seeing this situation, the corpse knew that the other party had a helper and had to fight quickly, so it didn't give Li Changluo much time to adjust, and raised his hand full of faces, and attacked Li Changluo.

It's even thinking about biting this guy's hand first, or his mouth, because his mouth has too many words.

Li Changluo didn't want to fight back with the small fruit knife in his hand, he inserted the knife back into the plastic scabbard.

Waiting to die?

However, just as the corpse ginseng was about to hug Li Changluo and give him a loving hug, Li Changluo had a ghostly smile on his face, and gently pointed the fruit knife at the corpse ginseng monster.

A needle with a slender hair flew out of the fruit knife and quickly pierced through the heart of the corpse monster.

Everything came too fast, and before the Ginseng could react, its body collapsed like a deflated balloon, except that what leaked out of its body was a cloud of foul-smelling black gas.

Corpse gas.

The corpse monster was lying on the ground, convulsive, its body was also smaller than the original, and it took a long time for it to shed a line of desperate tears.

Li Changluo covered his mouth, proudly grabbed the green leaves on its head, and lifted it up.

Zombie: "I have another MMP to say. ”

Li Changluo looked at it expectantly: "You ask?" ”

The corpse ginseng stared meaningfully at Li Changluo's hand and sighed: "Turn off your PP music, it's unlucky to have a special great compassion curse." ”

Li Changluo thought it was going to ask, said that it was a good hand-to-hand fight, how the fuck did you use a hidden weapon?

He even thought of pretending to be forced, I, Li Changluo, have acted all my life, so why do I need to explain it to others.

Unexpectedly, the uninteresting corpse ginseng didn't give him a chance to pretend to be forced, he felt very ashamed, and he silently turned up the music on his mobile phone to the loudest.

You can insult me despicable, but you must not insult my taste.

Li Changluo quickly cut through the mess, chopping the corpse ginseng into several large pieces in minutes, and neatly put them into a sack.

He was as happy as a diligent and money-hungry landlord who snatched rent from a tenant farmer.

At this time, a burly black fat man walked in from the side of the ancient tomb with his pants, he was very dark, and the black Li Changluo did not use a flashlight, but could only see his snow-white teeth and eyes.

"Li, I didn't expect you to be a well-dressed beast and do such a shameless thing."

"That's well-dressed, please." In the face of this foreign black man, Li Changluo was very helpless, he couldn't even straighten his tongue, and he liked to be vassally elegant and used idioms indiscriminately.

Heiwa picked up the roots of the corpse ginseng that were dropped by Li Changluo on the ground and asked, "This is ginseng?" ”

Li Changluo nodded.

Heiwa struggled to squeeze out a poem: "The humanoid product is extremely expensive, and it can be immortal." ”

Li Changluo couldn't help but sigh, this is a hardcore foodie, in the face of food, a foreign foodie is forced to read ancient poems.

Heiwa picked one up, closed her eyes slightly, took a bite, and indulged in silky smoothness.

Soldier.

Can this Nima be able to eat it?

As long as it's delicious, it's all zero calories?

Li Changluo looked at Heiwa in shock.

The black baby foamed at the mouth, and after a convulsion, her body turned into a hamster, a fat hamster the size of a human.

And then it didn't move.

Li Changluo kicked the fat hamster on the ground, but there was no response.

He silently opened the sack in his hand and prepared to put the black baby in it as well.

I guessed in my heart, if I brought this back, could I change the wine?

Who would have thought that the fat hamster, which was motionless, suddenly bounced up flexibly from the ground, wiped the white foam from its mouth with its little short hand, and said crisply: "Hey, I'm fine." ”

Li Changluo smiled awkwardly, put the sack on his shoulder, and said, "Let's go, it's been too late, if you don't go back quickly, it's too late." ”

He unconsciously touched his arm and let out a long sigh.

It's okay, it's still there.

Heiwa suddenly thought of something and asked Li Changluo: "What should I do with the fat man who just hit the thief hole?" ”

Li Changluo then remembered that when the two of them jumped down from the robbery hole just now, they were stunned by a fat tomb robber.

He claimed to be Wang Fatzi, and seemed to have something else to say.

However, I was really fainted by the black baby who jumped down later.

Why are all the tomb robbers called Wang Fatman?

Doesn't Wang Fatzi have a serious career?

The two looked at each other, and tacitly went to rummage through his bag.

They actually found the Type 38 folding shovel, Luoyang shovel, compass, glutinous rice, black donkey hooves in the rag bag......

Heiwa took advantage of Li Changluo's inattention and touched Wang Fatzi's black donkey hooves and glutinous rice.

Li Changluo was not blind, so he caught one at once, and asked Heiwa with disdain: "Is this appropriate?" ”

Heiwa shook her head and smiled.

So, the two stripped the unconscious Wang Fat Man on the ground, including the torn flower pants.

"Is this appropriate?"

"He's gone."

Heiwa wanted to express that he had nothing left, and he thought about it for a long time before he thought of this word.

"I'm asking, are these pants suitable?"

“……”

The two dragged a sack of "radish" and left the tomb.

Under the moonlight, in the wilderness.

Li Changluo rode a small electric donkey, and a fat hamster snuggled closely behind him, staggering on the country road, heading towards the city, with a peculiar painting style.

However, Li Changluo didn't expect that the cigarette butts he threw into the ancient tomb set the ancient tomb on fire, and the fire burned the few broken coffins, and the fire became bigger and bigger.

Burning and burning, the flames turned black, and something seemed to come out of the flames.

Li Changluo rode a small electric donkey, through the village, through the downtown area, and through the crowd of people.

No one noticed that there was a fat hamster in clothes sitting behind him, just as no one noticed that a small electric donkey was passing through his body.

The little electric donkey soon stopped in front of a restaurant in the middle of the city.

This is a three-story retro restaurant with carved wooden windows, a copper-ringed red door, and a broken plaque with gold letters on a black background.

Monster Tavern.