The lights are bright, and there is always something that is out of place in this noisy city.

In the middle of the modern commercial street, a retro three-story dilapidated restaurant, even more so, it is quietly sandwiched between these high-rise buildings, just like a nail household with a good price, lying comfortably on the rocking chair, lazily closing his eyes, enjoying the light breeze.

But......

Not everyone can see this "nail household" tavern in the midst of high-rise buildings.

Compared with the reinforced concrete building next to it, the restaurant at this time has more fireworks.

It's real fireworks, the restaurant is on fire, and it's still smoking.

"The master burned the kitchen again?"

"Get a duck."

"Zixi, why is it so defeated?"

“F***”

……

In the tavern, upstairs and downstairs, the guests were full, bustling and cursing.

At the table of the Eight Immortals, there is a lot of talk and laughter, and all kinds of diners are waiting for the wine and food to be served.

There are fat, thin, old, small, male, female, neither male nor female.

There are courteous gentlemen in suits.

There are arrogant and domineering, generals in military uniforms.

There are Hanfu, Tang costumes, and Qing Dynasty relics hanging with pearls.

There are natives wearing feathered hats, and there are exotic women wearing bondage clothes that are about to fall out of their eyes.

Of course, there are also dicks and fat houses.

This tavern is like a big cos show.

I heard the kitchen burning.

On the table of the Eight Immortals, there was a lot of insult.

"Squeak!"

At this moment, the door of the tavern was pushed open, and the upstairs and downstairs fell silent for a moment, and their eyes fell on the visitor.

A handsome young man walked in with a smile like a spring breeze, followed by a fat hamster with an exploding head.

One man and one hamster dragging a sack.

The diners burst into laughter as if they had discussed it, as if they were enjoying a pre-dinner show.

But there is no sense of appreciation, more disdain and ridicule.

Li Changluo and Heiwa seemed to have become accustomed to it, and they walked straight to a spare table of eight immortals and sat on a wooden stool.

"Guest, I'm sorry, pets are not allowed here."

A shopkeeper with a rag and a waiter's clothes twisted his waist to greet him, and he couldn't even see his eyes when he laughed.

The voice is squeamish, and he is a cute boy.

Li Changluo looked at the nondescript shopkeeper in front of him, and said with a smile: "Oh, this is a hamster, it's my food, not a pet." ”

Heiwa glared at Li Changluo angrily and scolded viciously: "It's miserable." ”

After thinking about it carefully, this word seems to be inappropriate here, it should be used inhumanely, or miserable, at least pigs and dogs are not as appropriate as it is also very appropriate.

"People say you." The shopkeeper pointed at Li Changluo, and then said to the black baby next to him shyly: "Guest officer, please deal with it, okay." ”

In the tavern, there was another burst of laughter.

Li Changluo still had a smile on his face.

But in his heart, he grinned at the shopkeeper.

I'm going to whip you and break your dog's mouth.

Kick your balls.

Poke your dog in the eye.

By the way, you don't have eyes.

Hahahaha, where the fuck are your eyes.

"Just kidding, kidding." The shopkeeper seemed to feel Li Changluo's resentment of killing, and nodded and said, "The two masters ......."

After speaking, he put his thumb on his index finger, squinted and smiled, and compared love to Li Changluo and Heiwa.

Love you ghost.

Li Changluo continued to scold his ancestor in his heart, and at the same time smiled and returned him with a smile.

Heiwa looked at her short paws and gave up.

"You're so funny." The shopkeeper finally opened his eyes, but ......

The eyes are too small, so it is better to close them.

"What about the money for the two masters?" The shopkeeper stuck his waist, crossed his hips, and said word by word: "Eat!" White! Food! Can! Be! Yes! By! Throw! Go out! Go! Yo! ”

The tone also became cute, giving people goosebumps.

This strange style of painting made Li Changluo's involuntary brain make up a picture.

A beautiful girl in a sailor suit, with her back to herself, stands under the moon.

Then, suddenly turned around, it turned out to be a man with beanie-eyed eyes.

People want to represent Doudouyan and hammer you, you want to be great.

However, what it means to be thrown out, Li Changluo knows very well.

He handed the sack to the shopkeeper.

The sack smells of the sea.

The shopkeeper took the broken sack with some disgust, and when Orchid shook the bag with his fingers, pieces of corpse ginseng rolled out of it.

"Zombie Monster!?"

The drinkers laughed again.

These smiles are as ridiculous as a person munching on lobster and swallowing abalone, and a guest at the next table comes to the next table and confidently shouts for a plate of foie gras, and notes that more garlic is not for foie gras.

The shopkeeper threw away the sack, took out a handkerchief embroidered with mandarin ducks from his chest, and carefully wiped his orchid fingers.

After wiping it and smelling it again, the smell of the sea on his fingers was still there, but, I don't know why, he still thought it smelled good.

Li Changluo also unconsciously touched his crotch.

"Okay." The shopkeeper pointed to the location in the corner of the wall and said disdainfully: "However, you have to squat there." ”

Li Changluo glanced at it, and there was a group of people squatting scattered in the corner, like beggars.

"Isn't there a table?"

"Guest officer, you're late, you'll have to squat outside the door next time you're late."

Li Changluo was extremely angry, thinking to himself, Lao Tzu is seated at this table, and Jesus can't stop me, Lao Tzu not only sits, but also sits on the table, who birds you.

However, he rubbed his hands together and grinned: "Being late is a bad habit, you should be punished, you have to be punished, you can't get used to us, but what do you mean by that?" ”

Li Changluo carefully removed the knife on his shoulder.

"Hehe, I thought you were going to flip the table." The shopkeeper smiled, and with satisfaction, he twisted the blade of the knife with his orchid fingers and slowly returned it to the scabbard.

This knife, if there is a fight, how long will it take to pull it out, Li Changluo is very satisfied with his fruit knife.

Seeing Li Changluo and Heiwa, squatting in the corner of the gate in a regular manner, the shopkeeper squinted, smiled, and twisted his waist and left.

In the restaurant, the drinkers were very disappointed, sighed, and returned to their roles, the elegant and elegant, the upright, the pretending to be forced, and it was a prosperous place.

As soon as Li Changluo squatted down, he came over alone.

This man has a long beard and a white face, and he has a non-angry and self-righteous appearance.

He was wearing a luxurious ancient dress, but Li Changluo couldn't tell which dynasty it was, he only noticed that this person was wearing a crown on his head.

Before and after the crown, there are also hanging five-colored jade stalks, a total of nine strings.

I am too familiar with this crown, and the emperors, princes, and princes in those TV series carry this thing.

Li Changluo understands that this person's identity is not simple, but why is he also squatting here?

Don't......

Did you meet the kind of big man who is hidden in the city?

Then I had a great conversation with him.

The other party married his beautiful daughter to himself.

Embark on the pinnacle of life ever since?

Be a son-in-law of a fox and a fake tiger and a dog?

Thinking of this, Li Changluo blossomed, and hurriedly wanted to kneel and lick this person.

However, as this person leaned over, there was also a smell of Yonedako, which made Li Changluo politely bow his head and bury his nose in his sleeve.

"Beautiful and beautiful, sick as Xizi wins three points."

"Little baby, you see that he walks gracefully, soft as boneless, and beautiful."

Li Changluo immediately understood that this man was actually interested in the enchanting shopkeeper, he was full of peach blossoms, and the autumn waves in his eyes kept drifting in the direction of the shopkeeper.

"You like him!?" Li Changluo asked him.

"No, I just love the way he walks, writhing and twisting, wonderful!"

Heiwa said with admiration: "Friend, your hobby is really alone." ”

"That's unique, idiot." Li Changluo corrected him.

It's a headache.

Teaching a crooked monster to say idioms is a headache.

The man with the long beard and white face was about to say something, when he heard the sweet and crisp shout of a woman coming from the tavern.

"Serve the wine."

Li Changluo saw a beautiful woman in a green shirt and long skirt with a graceful figure, leaning on the railing on the second floor, smiling like a nightmare.

Holding a large spoon in his hand, he didn't fit in with her.

Behind her, a group of small people with dragonfly wings suddenly flew out.

Some of them carry dishes, some carry flasks.

With the acquiescence of the woman in the green shirt, these dragonfly villains sent the wine and food in their hands to the table of the eight immortals.

With the wine and food entering the table, this group of elegant, gentlemanly, and decent people were like hungry wolves, grabbing the wine and food, and even the wine spilled on the table, some people stretched their necks to eat, and the food looked ugly.

However, what is surprising is that this group of drinkers has slowly changed.

A tiger in a suit, a wild boar in armor, a chicken in a long skirt......

There are not only monsters of "animals", but also Coke in trench coats and "people" wrapped in wires......

Cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, as long as they are, the entire tavern has turned into monsters, and they are greedy for large chunks.

What is the mixture of fish and dragons, in this tavern, at this moment, is a perfect interpretation of the meaning of this word.

Of course, there is only one person in this wine guest who has not changed, and that is Li Changluo.

Although squatting at the door, this group of "beggars" also enjoyed the food and drink.

Li Changluo also took a bottle of wine from the little dragonfly monster's hand and drank it with his head up.

After drinking, he looked at his body from below, touched his face again, and then sighed in disappointment.

"You're the youkai that everyone says about it?"

The long-bearded man squatting next to Li Changluo in a gorgeous costume laughed.

Li Changluo only felt that it stinked.

It stinks.

When I turned my head, the man's appearance turned into a pile of stool, with a crown and a humanoid stool dressed in gorgeous clothes.

Seems to be still steaming hot?

I was thinking about kneeling and licking him just now?

Still licking or not licking.

Li Changluo couldn't care about his good wishes to marry Bai Fumei, and scolded: "You poop monster, I'll send you back to your hometown with a toilet stopper, do you believe it or not?" ”

As he spoke, he covered his nose and stayed away from the poop.

Everyone has pain points, and Li Changluo is no exception.

However, the poop monster kindly leaned over again and said, "You're new?" ”

It's new.

When Li Changluo woke up, he came to this world, which seemed to be a parallel world similar to the original.

Everything is so familiar, and everything is so unfamiliar.

There are cars, buildings, fried chicken, and old drivers who can drive.

He wandered through the bustling streets, trying to ask passers-by, where is this?

I'm looking for a police uncle.

I want to go home.

But it wasn't until his voice was hoarse and no one paid attention to him that he realized that no one could see him.

His body was also slowly fading, until he was about to die, when he met the black baby.

It was Heiwa who took him to this strange tavern.

Only then did he know that all the people who died unexpectedly from ancient times to the present day would come here and become monsters.

The is that what you die in life will become after death.

For example, why is Heiwa so black, he is still a hamster, because he is a cute foreign white man, and under the witness of the majority of netizens, he performed a hamster gnawing flame corn.

The flaming corn didn't get it, and the hamster burned itself......

How much does this do?

And Li Changluo, he can recall the last picture of his life, and he seems to be eating lemons......

People who come to this world, no, people who come to this world and become monsters, have to rely on the food and drink in the monster tavern to maintain their form and avoid dying.

However, in order to get food, you have to pick up the monthly quests in the tavern, hunt other monsters or complete weird quests in exchange for food and drink.

In the tavern, a large-scale monster dinner like this is also once a month.

Monsters that can get food live.

Monsters that don't get food will perish.

This is the first time Li Changluo has participated in a dinner party in a tavern.

Li Changluo had only been in this world for less than a month, and he knew very little about this mysterious tavern.