Chapter 4: Cut it

"Why are you here too?"

Li Changluo followed the poop monster, and Heiwa followed Li Changluo.

"The calves are not as happy as the calves."

", you are a calf, your whole family is a calf, that's called solitary music, it's better to be happy with everyone, please be."

Li Changluo and Heiwa hid beside the corridor on the second floor, looked left and right, and then cautiously pushed open the door of a room and went in.

The second floor is the guest house of the tavern, which is a little dark, except that a lantern hangs at the door of each room, and the candlelight is shining.

Li Changluo also came up often, but he didn't know who lived in the guest house on the second floor.

But he knew very well where the room of the shopkeeper was, the shopkeeper's surname was Zheng, and his name was Zheng Strange.

A tavern usually has a shopkeeper, a bookkeeper, a master chef, and a buddy, that is, the shopkeeper.

It's weird.

In the past month, in the tavern, Li Changluo has only seen the nondescript shopkeeper Zheng Wei and the sultry master Fu Mingshirt girl.

For the other people in the tavern, Heiwa was also confused, and he hadn't even figured out what the shopkeeper and spoon meant.

The poop monster said, there are crooked fruit monsters who learn to sing rare words at the door, and they can't get in if they can't sing, but Li Changluo wondered, how did Heiwa get in, could it be that he can speak "fluent" idioms?

"What are you doing?"

Li Changluo saw Heiwa using her fingers to poke a hole in the paper window of the shop's second room.

"In your TV series, isn't peeking to pierce through the paper window?"

These crooked monsters have really been taught.

Li Changluo also thinks it's amazing, why did our ancients peep and pierce that layer of paper, and peeked at those beautiful girls for a year.

I don't know......

How much paper to waste.

If it were me, I would definitely have smeared the paper with poison.

Poke one, die one, poke one to death counts as one.

This method, fortunately, the girl in the bright shirt who lives next door to the shopkeeper doesn't understand, otherwise Lao Tzu will have to die a few times.

"Isn't it interesting to peek at two men?"

Li Changluo pointed to the room next to the shopkeeper, which was lit with warm yellow candlelight, and said in a low voice: "Miss Mingshou, every night after cooking, she will take a bath." ”

"You mean guy, you're so understanding."

"Stop talking nonsense, do you want to see it?"

"Look at !!"

So, Li Changluo dipped his fingers in saliva and slowly pierced the paper window of the girl in the bright shirt.

The two "monsters" were squeezing around, red-faced and peeking at the spring light in the room.

Li Changluo's neck was sore, but he vaguely saw that in the room, behind the screen, a graceful figure was undressing one by one.

In fact, Li Changluo is always in the fog, he doesn't care about the result of voyeurism, after all, it is important to enjoy the process.

However, next door, in Zheng's strange room, it doesn't seem to be very peaceful.

"Kill you big monster."

"Beat you ......"

"What are you going to do with that thing?"

"Stay away from me......"

"Liby soap?"

Li Changluo smiled gloatingly.

Then, there was a ping-pong noise in the room, and Li Changluo and Heiwa saw that the door of the shopkeeper suddenly opened, and the stool was disheveled, and they ran out in horror and fled in a hurry.

The shopkeeper Zheng was strange, playing with a piece of Liby soap in his hand, standing at the door, half of his shoulders were exposed, and his fair face showed a victorious and charming smile.

It's really coquettish.

No wonder, even the two-thousand-year-old uncle ran away.

I can't bear it, I can't bear it.

Of course, Li Changluo and Heiwa, who were hiding outside and peeping, were also hit squarely, and Li Changluo's head was thinking about wording rapidly.

Who knows, Zheng Wei just sneered, twisted his waist, turned around and slammed the door shut.

Frightened, Li Changluo and Heiwa quickly turned their heads and continued to peep at the girl in the bright shirt taking a bath.

In the antique room, the undressed shadow was gone.

"Look at people, don't look with your eyes, it's easy to look away, and don't listen with your ears, because it may be a lie. As long as you use time and heart to feel, you can't really fake it, and you can't really fake it. ”

"Li, what are you talking about, the words are chickens, it makes sense."

"Shhhhhh

"Oh!"

Heiwa closed his eyes quietly, he really thought that he would be able to see a different world in this way.

However, it didn't work.

When he opened his eyes, Li Changluo was gone.

However, he really saw something different, a beautiful face with bright teeth and a smile on his face.

"I said, why do I often have so many holes in my window for no reason, it turns out to be you, a little red guy."

"Kill you stinky rascal!! old lady"

In the monster tavern, a terrible scream was heard endlessly.

The monsters waiting downstairs to take over the task were also frightened.

Only Li Changluo walked out of the second floor happily.

The crooked monster is still too young.

Someone steals it.

Somebody has to be beaten.

You can't just eat without being beaten.

Of course, you can also steal food while being beaten.

Li Changluo looked old-fashioned, took out a cigarette and lit it.

He felt that he was really witty, a little witty, and even this inexplicable sense of wit made him feel dizzy.

Because......

He was hit with a stick on the head.

When he fell into a coma, he cursed and swore in his dream that when Lao Tzu woke up, he would definitely kick this bastard with a black hand.

But there are some things, the dream is very full, but the reality is ......

It's also plump.

Li Changluo first smelled a scent of incense, a woman's fragrance.

Could it be that the mother-in-law did it?

Li Changluo opened his eyes with difficulty, a thin ......

But a very plump woman is lying on top of herself.

I was touching it up and down.

it, it's going to ......

Want to talk to me about whether there is a real friendship between men and women?

I'm too pure to understand this subject, what's the matter?

I'd better choose to be silent.

So, Li Changluo closed his eyes and bit his lip, like a wronged little daughter-in-law......

Continue to pretend to be stunned.

"Cut it!"

The sound is beautiful, sweet, and crisp, but something seems wrong.

Li Changluo suddenly reacted, and a clever man opened his eyes in fright.

A pair of big eyes and a cute face also looked at him in panic.

The eyes are facing each other.

Li Changluo found out that the girl in front of him, seventeen or eighteen years old, was wearing a white T-shirt, well, very plump.

Wearing a pair of denim hot pants, well, also plump.

His long straight black hair looks messy.

He also holds a pair of scissors in his hand.

What made Li Changluo curious was that on her cute white face, the big eyes and pupils were also white.

Did this Nima meet a ninja?

"Are you awake?"

The girl stroked her hair and smiled all at once, spring was bright, and she smiled silly and innocently.

What do you mean by laughing?

Impressed by my handsome looks?

However, the next girl's appearance made Li Changluo almost pee.