"Boy, am I right?"

The uncle blamed the stool, and told everything Li Changluo knew word for word.

Although Li Changluo dislikes this uncle who is full of feces and smells, he still respects him very much.

After all......

I want to be the son-in-law of the dog, and this wish has not been broken.

In this strange world, if you want to gain a foothold, this is the fastest and most beautiful opportunity.

However, Li Changluo thought about it, and it was impossible for his daughter to die by accident and come here.

But, even if he can't be his son-in-law, then at least he has to be his brother.

"Uncle, you're just amazing." Li Changluo gave a thumbs up to the poop monster with a look of adoration.

"But, uncle......"

"What's wrong?"

"What's the principle of your hand on my ass?"

"Could it be that this is your special ability, you can have telepathy by touching your buttocks, and you can know what others think?"

"No, no, no, face, understand?"

Son-in-law?

Brothers?

Gigolo!

Li Changluo was stunned and hurriedly moved away.

"I've been in this tavern for more than two thousand years, I haven't seen anything, you little scum come to this tavern, even your expressions are exactly the same, you can know what you're thinking, why do you need telepathy?"

The poop blame poured himself a glass of wine and tasted it contentedly.

I wonder if the sake will be mixed with the flavor of Yonekoda?

"Uncle, have you been here for more than 2,000 years?" In addition to the fact that there are many monsters gathering here on this day of the month, Li Changluo didn't notice the existence of this uncle at all.

The implication is that why is your old guy's sense of existence so low?

"It's really old and strong, and the ghost will not go away." Heiwa chewed the food in her hand, and also interjected on the side: "Uncle, you have been here for more than 2,000 years, why are you still squatting in the corner, don't you like to sit at the table, you can squat on the bench." ”

I don't know why, for Heiwa's inappropriately used idioms, Li Changluo actually felt a little disobedient.

"You alien species, don't make a big fuss." The poop monster pointed to the wine in his hand: "I'm just good at this." ”

Li Changluo asked him strangely: "Can't you taste wine inside?"

"Can you taste wine inside?" The poop monster pointed to the smoky tavern and said, "These monsters inside, do you know what wine tasting is?" ”

"In my eyes, it's just a bunch of drunken maniacs."

"People who drink wine are nothing more than wine tasting, tasting people, tasting themselves, I just want to be a beautiful man who tastes wine quietly, no need to drink with others, where is not the taste?"

You just stink.

Don't you wait to see you!

I won't let you serve it!

Li Changluo admires this stool monster who has been staying for more than 2,000 years, and he talks in a set of ways.

Pretending to be so fresh and refined, not conventional, worthy of being a stool monster for more than 2,000 years.

"But, uncle, you haven't done much serious work for more than two thousand years, and the tone of your voice has been ruined by the years?" In Li Changluo's common sense, the ancients more than 2,000 years ago would speak the same classical Chinese, anyway, they would not be like the one in front of them.

"What is this, there is a group of gentiles outside who are learning to sing "Rare Words", and they won't even let the tavern door be allowed to enter." The poop monster sighed: "I don't know how many crooked monsters have driven me crazy." ”

"There's still a monster out there that can't get in?" Li Changluo asked curiously.

In his impression, this monster tavern is like an inn in the rivers and lakes in martial arts novels, where the knights who come and go are injured and tired, and they will come here to rest.

This is a place where as long as you have silver taels in your bosom, there will be wine in your bowl.

Swords, wine, rivers and lakes, inns, all are indispensable.

But I don't know that there is a reason for refusing customers.

Is it really a big bully?

"You don't even know this, how did you get in?" The poop monster also looked at Li Changluo curiously.

Li Changluo stared at the black baby who only cared about eating and drinking.

Heiwa nodded and said, "Yes, only monsters who have signed a contract with the tavern can enter this tavern. ”

"Contract, what kind of contract, didn't you fucking tell me there was such a thing?"

"How much did you sell me?"

"Do you want to divide me?"

"Shut up, you slave of money." Heiwa wrapped food in her mouth and said vaguely: "You were about to burn the jade at that time, and the dog's life was almost gone, and it took you to come back to life after signing the contract in exchange for a sip of wine." ”

It's also incense and jade, why don't you burn the jade, that's incense and jade.

However, this idiom is also not correct here.

Why am I so handsome that I can only get a sip of wine?

Li Changluo naturally didn't believe it, so he went to rummage through Heiwa's bag and wanted to find a contract.

Nothing was flipped over.

In fact, the moment Li Changluo came to the monster tavern, it didn't matter what contract or face, it was important to live, he had already hung up once, even if he was a monster, he had to live well.

"There are rules for being a man, of course, there are strange rules when you are strange, if you violate the rules in the contract, then you will ...... every minute"

Before he finished his, he raised the flask high, trying to pour more wine out of the empty flask, as if the higher he lifted, the more wine would drip out of the empty flask.

It wasn't until he shook for a long time, and not a drop of wine came out of the empty flask, that he put down the flask and continued:

"The monsters outside want to come in for a living, but I don't know, the monsters in this tavern are also trying to get out for a living."

"It's all greed."

As he spoke, regardless of whether Li Changluo agreed or not, he took the wine jug in his hand as well.

Hold it high.

"Uncle, you've been here for a thousand years, what kind of situation do I belong to?"

Li Changluo was very distressed, among this group of demons and monsters, he was the only monster who looked like a dog, but because of this, he became a monster in the tavern that everyone laughed at.

It's like, a group of pigs around a person, saying, "This fucking man is too boring, like us with a fat head and big ears, and a cute long nose, and won't let him stay in our pigsty."

Get out.

The funny thing is that if you don't stay in the pigsty, you really have to die.

This pigsty has to be drilled to death.

Doesn't it say that what you die in life will become strange after death?

The last picture of Li Changluo before coming to this world was that his teeth were soured by lemon, and he was so sour.

Although the pen is bad.

However, the lemon monster is also quite fragrant.

Sweet and sour.

However, even if he drank the wine in the monster tavern, which could be conjured back to its original form, his body still did not change.

The poop monster looked at the monster in front of him who was full of food and drink, and left the tavern from his side, and muttered: "In this monster tavern, don't look at the current group of monsters with roe deer eyes, in fact, the real big demons don't need to drink these wines, their powerful demon power can maintain human form at any time." ”

"Are you saying that I'm a big demon, or I have infinite demon power, so I can maintain my human form?"

Thinking of this, Li Changluo felt that he was hot all over.

It was as if there was an infinite amount of power running through him, about to explode.

It's about to explode.

Going against the sky?

Turning into a demon?

I'm going to take over all the monsters in this tavern who are laughing at you.

"No, you're a weak chicken with only one demon power, and you still have a possibility-it's a personal monster." The old man's face was flushed, steaming hot, and he slowly took his hands away from Li Changluo's chest.

"What are you doing?"

"Touch your breasts, obviously."

"Why are you touching my breast?"

"Test your demon power, otherwise, what do you want, little wrongdoer?"

“……”

Lao Tzu's demon power value is only one?

Li Changluo asked unwillingly, what about Heiwa?

The stool monster just glanced at the black baby, and said lightly, This crooked fruit monster's demon power value is ten times that of you, ten, very good.

This can test the magic power value, isn't it too child's play.

What about touching the breasts?

Why are you fooling me?

At this time, the well-fed monsters slowly regained their human form, some of the monsters had already left the tavern, and more monsters stopped in front of a wooden plank in the middle of the tavern that shone with a faint goose yellow light.

All kinds of strange costumes, monsters of different races, are whispering.

"I don't know what tasks I can get today?"

"Don't come here to help the kindergarten mobs change diapers again."

"Last time, I was chasing a car monster, but it turned out that the dog turned into a bumblebee, give me a beating."

"Where's the snake spirit?"

"The snake spirit is sick."

"How long do you have to go on a mission?"

"It's coming, it's coming."

Crowded, Li Changluo knew that the task board in the tavern was about to refresh the task, and these monsters were waiting for the task that suited him to appear.

People have banknotes.

Ghosts have Underworld coins.

And monsters don't have any use for these things.

I can't even save my life, why do you want this?

The rewards of the tasks posted on the task board can be exchanged for food and drink, and there is also a chance to get some props to improve the demonic power.

Li Changluo couldn't help but sigh, you have to have skills to be a good person, and even to be a demon has to improve your social skills.

Okay, with the air of the king, scared the crowd to run around?

Okay, what about turning stones into gold and wives and concubines?

It's too hard to be a demon.

"Two little brothers, say goodbye here, and see you next time." The poop monster also reverted to his white-faced and long-bearded human form, and he didn't seem to want to join in the fun, and was ready to leave.

Say goodbye to the two.

"Uncle, stay here!" Li Changluo hurriedly stopped him.

Li Changluo mysteriously took out an embroidered mandarin duck handkerchief from his bag, and handed it to the stool monster with squeezing his eyebrows: "This is the one who twisted and asked me to hand it to you, the drinking party is over, the room, you know." ”

This is what he came from the shop.

"Writhing around?"

"Yes, writhing around."

The poop monster took the handkerchief, and an indescribable smile appeared on his face that was not angry and arrogant: "Happy but not lewd." ”

Li Changluo nodded at him.

You're right about anything, go and have fun.

The poop monster sniffed the handkerchief and touched it towards the second floor of the tavern.

Of course, Li Changluo knew that the second floor was a guest house, and the second shopkeeper who looked down on people was on the second floor.

"Phew, that's damn greed." Heiwa silently touched the food that Li Changluo had not eaten yet into her hand and gnawed it.

"Well, it's damn greedy, but why are you spitting in my face?" Li Changluo wiped off the food dregs on his face and looked at Heiwa hatefully.

"Greed is written all over your face."

"It's not greed, it's a reciprocated expression, please." Li Changluo looked at the stool monster who kissed the handkerchief and left, and said with a smile: "The poop really likes things that twist around, and I am also doing good deeds." ”

It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and it is not too late for Li Changluo to take revenge for a minute.

"You're really a good man, don't be weird."

"Please, stop using idioms, okay, promise me."

"Aren't you going to take the task?"

"Is there revenge for taking on the task? Besides, have you robbed those beasts, it's better to wait for them to finish robbing, let's pick them. ”

“……”

Li Changluo also quietly followed the poop monster up to the second floor.