One

In the Heavenly Palace, the Jade Emperor lost his temper. The sixth princess ran away and left a letter saying that she was unwilling to marry the old bald donkey of the dragon clan, and she was a 5,000-year-old girl, with an old man who was 10,000 years older than her eldest sister, how could her father be embarrassed? For this reason, she does not want to inherit the throne, she wants to be free.

The Jade Emperor didn't think so, especially after the six daughters played around and married Tiannan Haibei one by one, and even the most sensible and obedient Xiao Qi found the Cowherd in the mortal world, his desire to stay Xiao Liu was more urgent than ever.

"Inherit the marriage contract of the eldest princess, inherit the throne, and become the female Jade Emperor." This method has always been unreliable for the new Bima Wenti. The Jade Emperor was very pleased, and rewarded Bi Ma Wen for three grades in a row.

Now, three and a half levels down, half a level lower than before.

"As long as you find the princess back, she will not marry or marry, and you will be promoted to a god." The Jade Emperor said with a smile.

Bi Ma Wen thought to himself: "Mom, isn't it a glorious tradition of your family to go out for a walk and find a husband by the way?" Do you still point to the six princesses...... Yes...... Exception? When the words came to his lips, he didn't dare to say it directly, "Nuno" nodded, turned around and went to the little guy to learn to let go of the horse. When asked by the little girl, he said, "I'll practice first, and I'll use it in a few days." ”

The sixth princess landed in the mortal world excitedly, thinking that there was a day in the sky and a year in the mortal world, and she had time to have fun. Suddenly, she heard that a robber on the side of the road forced the girl to take out the gold and silver jewelry, and the sixth princess became angry.

"Don't threaten her, something will come at me." The sixth princess stood in front of the girl.

"You have a kind," the robber picked up the six princesses and went into the forest.

"Look at my immortal law." The sixth princess recited the incantation, "Hey, why doesn't it work?" ”

She used the immortal method several times, but all of them were ineffective, and she remembered that her teacher, Venerable Tianxing, had said in the "Immortal Law Manual" class, "Only if you pass the exam can you use the immortal method in the mortal world, otherwise it will be invalid in the mortal world." ”

Between the lightning and flint, the cold big knife rested on the neck of the sixth princess, and she gasped. Since she was a child, no one dared to do this to her, saying that a good hoe will help the weak? What about the chivalry that is said to be good in the world? The sixth princess calmly closed her eyes, thinking of the "generosity and righteousness, rush to the court" in the history books, she felt that she was a big hero, and she had saved the beauty anyway.

"Kuang Ji," the robber's knife fell to the ground, and the robber knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "Don't kill me, hero, ......"

"Wow, heroine, you're so good, you beat the robbers to the ground." The girl stepped forward and patted the sixth princess on the shoulder, praising her.

The sixth princess was "embarrassed", she didn't think she had done anything.

The girl looked adoring and said, "Hero, please take my knees." You're amazing, I'll leave my brother to you with you. She dragged out a big boy from behind, white and thin, with a shy face.

"I'm going to leave here for a few days, and I'm worried that no one will take care of him, so I'm sorry for you." After speaking, he shoved the boy into the hands of the sixth princess and left.

The sixth princess didn't figure out what was going on, so she had to take the boy to the nearest farmhouse to rent a house and wait for the girl to come back.

The sixth princess had never taken care of anyone, and she thought to herself, since she took care of it, she had to cook for him. She bought chickens, ducks, rice, and vegetables, and planned to get some dishes and rice. As he played, the roof caught fire, and the boy saw it and quickly extinguished the fire. The sixth princess had a gray face, holding a chicken with half of the burned hair in her left hand, and a bare-bottomed duck in her right hand, "Giggle... "The dish was not eaten, and the chickens and ducks were scared away first."

"I'll do it." The boy grabbed the chickens and ducks and slaughtered them, cut and washed the vegetables, steamed the rice, and cleaned up the burnt kitchen.

"It's delicious," said the sixth princess, "the young man is a good cook, I'll take you back to the palace another day...... Go home and be a cook. ”

The boy's face is black...

The sixth princess planned to help the boy wash his clothes, although she had never washed clothes, but she had seen the palace maid wash them. After eating the food he cooked, he always had to repay the favor. The sixth princess took the dirty clothes that the boy had changed, put them in a wooden barrel and stirred them with sticks, stirring them for more than an hour.

The boy didn't see her for a long time, but when he saw her standing silently by the bucket, he asked, "What are you doing?" ”

The sixth princess replied angrily: "Wash clothes." ”

The boy looked inside the bucket and asked, "Wash clothes without water?" ”

The sixth princess asked in surprise, "Is this going to release water?" ”

The boy's face was covered in black lines.

The sixth princess said: "I see that others stir it with a wooden stick when they wash it? ”

The boy said, "That's people put soap powder and stir it twice to help it dissolve in water." ”

The sixth princess is "embarrassed".

The boy picked up his clothes, saw the mess of dried pickles, and asked, "Can I still wear this?" ”

The sixth princess lowered her head embarrassedly, and said for a long time, "I'll make you another one." ”

The boy exclaimed, "You know how to make clothes?" ”

The sixth princess smiled awkwardly: "No, I'll learn...... I don't know if I can learn it? ”

Boy black line.

The sixth princess decided to go to the scientific examination, so that she could become an official, and if she was an official, she would have servants, and she would be able to find someone to take care of the boy.

She spoke the idea, and the boy asked, "Can you pass the imperial examination?" ”

"Of course, I'm in heaven...... When I was back home, I was good at studying, and I was the first in any exam. The sixth princess said confidently: "When I am admitted to the prime minister, I will definitely promote you to be the county magistrate." She tried to stand on tiptoe and pat the boy on the shoulder.

"Good...... All right. The boy said, the back of his head filled with question marks.

They went to Beijing to take the exam, and the two were locked up in two different classrooms. On the day the list was released, the names of the six princesses did not appear, and the boy's name appeared at the top of the list.

The sixth princess exclaimed: "How did you get the test?" ”

The boy grabbed the back of his head and said shyly, "Luck! Recently, I've been lucky, and I think I've met you. ”

The sixth princess nodded with satisfaction, and sure enough, she was lucky to bring prosperity to the people around her.

The boy stretched out his slender palm and patted the shoulder of the sixth princess and said, "Don't worry, when I do it, the prime minister will definitely promote you to be the county commander." ”

The sixth princess is "embarrassed".

When they returned to the inn, he was waiting inside the house dressed as ordinary merchants.

The sixth princess said, "I won't go back." ”

Bi Ma Wen looked at the boy and asked cautiously: "You are married, you have a baby, how old is the child?" ”

The sixth princess hooked the boy's arm with both hands and said, "Yes, I married him." You see how handsome and young he is, tens of thousands of times stronger than the old bald donkey of the dragon clan. ”

The boy looked at the princess in amazement.

Bi Ma Wen cast an immortal spell and immediately stunned the boy and the princess to the ground. He picked up the princess and flew back to the heavenly palace, thinking: It is a time to hide it, otherwise Lao Tzu can only go to release the horse.

The Jade Emperor held a grand banquet and invited the Dragon Emperor, the leader of the Dragon Clan, to attend. Sure enough, a gray-haired old man came, surrounded by everyone on crutches and sitting in the guest seat.

The sixth princess stepped forward and asked, "You are my fiancé?" Dragon Emperor? Managing thousands of rivers and lakes in the four seas? ”

The white-haired old man replied, "It's the old ......."

The sixth princess continued to ask: "I heard that you killed the demonic beast at the age of 3,000, defeated the demon lord at the age of 10,000, and wiped out the rebels from the four seas at the age of 20,000, and the wind and rain have been smooth since then?" ”

The white-haired old man replied, "It's the old ......."

The sixth princess waved her hand again and again and said, "You are so powerful, why are you marrying me?" I'm too weak, you're the king, I'm bronze, not a good match. ”

The white-haired old man replied: "It's not up to me to decide whether it's worthy or not......

The sixth princess said, "Oh, I know, my father forced you?" ”

"Father, the grandfather is so old, why are you embarrassed to persecute her," the sixth princess said to the Jade Emperor: "Come on, send the Dragon Emperor back to the palace." ”

"Little Liu, I love to mess around." The Jade Emperor said: "Your marriage contract has been set a long time ago, worship heaven and earth today and enter the cave room at night, and inherit the throne tomorrow." You, just stay in the Heavenly Palace. ”

After saying that, the ministers and palace maids began to get busy, and the sixth princess saw her father's triumphant smile and said "hey, hey, hey".

She was so angry that she sat on the ground.

"It's so sad to marry me?" A crisp voice appeared behind the sixth princess.

She turned around in surprise when she heard the voice, and the boy was wearing a double dragon crown, wearing a multicolored dragon pattern robe, and gold dragon boots, looking at him with a smile.

"It's you." The sixth princess screamed in surprise and hugged the boy's neck.

"Just now you kept saying that you didn't want to marry me, and now ...... Ahem, you're hugging too tightly. The boy said.

"I thought you were him." The sixth princess pointed to the white-haired old man.

"Princess, every time you don't wait for the old man to finish speaking," said the white-haired old man, "I say that you are the master of the old man." ”

"Dizzy...", the sixth princess said, "Then who are you?" ”

"I, naturally, are the scholars of our Dragon Emperor." The white-haired old man said respectfully.

"You're too well maintained, aren't you?" The sixth princess muttered quietly and looked at the boy.

The Dragon Emperor leaned down and whispered in the ear of the sixth princess: "Take good care of it, so you won't be the old bald donkey of the dragon clan." ”

The sixth princess blushed instantly.

cr: Mao XVIII B

Apologies for the invasion and deletion

Two

Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival.

The day when Rabbit Awan becomes a human once a year.

When Chang'e came to the moon, Awan was one of the rabbits who greeted her on the moon.

Every year during the Mid-Autumn Festival, Chang'e gives all the rabbits a three-day holiday and gives them the ability to become humans.

Awan has been waiting for this day all year.

Last year, when she went down to earth, she met a scholar.

At that time, she was by the bridge, carrying a lantern in her hand and holding a candy man, and was pushed by the crowd and almost fell into the river.

When she was swaying and screaming in her heart, someone reached out and grabbed her.

Awan was dragged back to the bridge and looked up.

It was a scholar, holding a scroll in his left hand and holding Awan's hand tightly with his right hand.

"Thank you."

Ah Wan smiled, thinking that the candy man in her hand fortunately didn't fall.

The scholar let go of Ah Wan's hand, bowed slightly, and turned around to leave.

Ah Wan caught up, "Eh, you're not celebrating a holiday today, why are you alone." ”

The scholar smiled, looked at Ah Wan and said, "Girl, aren't you also alone?" ”

Ah Wan nodded, "Then let's spend it together, celebrate the festival, don't be alone." ”

The scholar thought about it for a while, and nodded in agreement.

That night, the scholar and Ah Wan spent the Mid-Autumn Festival together.

Ah Wan felt that she had never known that there would be such an interesting scene in the mortal world.

The scholar took her to put the Kong Ming lantern, walked through the streets and alleys, drank the purest wine, and ate the most fragrant meat.

Ah Wan and the scholar told a lot of stories about themselves.

When she said that she was a rabbit, her eyebrows and eyes were bent when she saw the scholar smiling.

"I'm really a rabbit! It's just that today's Mid-Autumn Festival, Miss Chang'e gave us a holiday, so I can become a human! ”

The scholar nodded to indicate that he understood, but there was still a smile on his face.

Ah Wan ignored him and continued to ramble on and on about her story.

"We get bored on the moon sometimes. I had to talk to the grass and flowers.

You say, the grass and the flowers don't understand, and I still have something to say to them. ”

The scholar replied to her, "Grass and flowers may understand." ”

Ah Wan didn't believe it, "Although everything in the world has a spirit, how can those flowers and plants speak unless they are cultivated into refinement!" ”

The scholar pointed at her, "Rabbits are fine, but flowers and plants are fine." ”

Ah Wan only thought that he was laughing at her again, and didn't take it seriously.

The two of them found a tree and leaned against it to look at the moon.

"It turns out that the moon looks at us like this in the world."

Ah Wan's eyes were shining.

The scholar didn't speak, turned his head to stare at Awan's face and smiled.

"What are you laughing at?"

Ah Wan asked him.

"I'm wondering what you'll be like if you become a rabbit."

He replied.

For those three days, Ah Wan stayed with the scholars.

The scholar took Ah Wan through the alley she had never walked before, and appreciated the words that she had never appreciated.

"What kind of flower is this, why have I never seen it?"

"It's cherry blossoms."

The scholar replied.

At the end of the third day, Ah Wan and the scholar agreed to see each other in the Mid-Autumn Festival next year.

"I heard Miss Chang'e say that mortals are very forgetful, will the son forget me next year?"

The scholar shook his head and smiled.

After Ah Wan returned to the moon, she was still used to talking to flowers and plants.

It's just that in these words, there is a lot more content about scholars.

"The weather in the world is very good today, I don't know if he feels it today."

"I ate glutinous rice cakes today, I don't know if he has a good taste."

"It's raining today, I hope he doesn't catch the cold."

In the Mid-Autumn Festival of the second year, Ah Wan couldn't wait to go down to earth and came to the bridge where she met the scholar last year.

There were no scholars by the bridge, and there were people around Ah Wan who had never seen before.

Ah Wan waited for a while, but did not wait for the scholar.

"Sure enough, mortals are forgetful."

Awan sighed.

"He's back."

Someone suddenly spoke.

"Who?"

"I, I, I."

There are a lot of voices around me.

Ah Wan lowered her head and found that it was the grass next to her who was talking.

“？ Can you talk? ”

Xiaocao tilted her head, "Yes, yes." ”

"It's going to be a year."

"Mmmm, last year's Mid-Autumn Festival suddenly came!"

"yes."

Suddenly, she heard a familiar voice.

When I turned around, I found the scholar smiling and standing behind a tree.

"Last year, a girl told me that she was unaccompanied on the moon, so I wanted to say that I wanted to let these flowers and plants talk to her."

Ah Wan froze in place.

"The grass later told me that they had heard the girl speak of a scholar's name countless times."

The scholar walked up to Ah Wan and squatted down, smiling at her.

Ah Wan's face turned red when she rubbed the ground, and she didn't even have time to ask who he was.

"I... I... It's not fair, you're eavesdropping on me. ”

The grass shook its tip proudly.

"We listened to him, too."

"What did he say?" asked Awan anxiously. "He said he wanted everything in this world to accompany you and told you that he missed you."

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Three

The imp hid in the corner and secretly looked at the girl leaning against the wall.

The imp is not strictly a ghost because he is not dead yet. This is what Lord Yama told him: "It's not that I won't let you come to the Netherworld, it's just that the technology is too advanced now." You are all people who are going to die in the book of life and death, and you have been hung by modern medical care, alas, it is really getting more and more difficult to manage. ”

The little ghost recalled that afternoon: the day after the college entrance examination, he packed up and just went out, when he was hit by a speeding car and rolled over. After a whirlwind, he saw himself lying on the ground bleeding.

"It's really ugly to be injured," the imp smiled bitterly, "The girl who was waiting for me might be disappointed." ”

After that, ambulances, police, reporters, and passers-by poured in, and the little ghost saw his parents: his mother sat at the door of the emergency room as if she had lost her soul, and the tears in her eyes did not stop like beads of broken threads; The father gently patted his mother's back, "It's okay, it's okay" and softly comforted his mother one by one, but the corners of his eyes were moist.

"This child may be in a vegetative state in the future, depending on the specific recovery status." The doctor in the white coat said to the imp's parents, "Careful care does not rule out the possibility of awakening." ”

That day, my parents turned white.

What is that girl doing? The little ghost's silent heart suddenly looked forward to it. He was dressed up that day, and he was ready to go out to meet the girl.

So the little ghost floated and floated to the vicinity of the girl's house, and suddenly heard someone sobbing in a low voice, and after turning his head to see who it was, he couldn't help laughing: "What is this stupid girl crying about?" The imp leaned down and saw the girl's name written all over the notebook.

This stupid girl likes me too. The little ghost's empty heart suddenly tore like a pain.

Soon, the girl is going to go to college in another place, and the imp decides to accompany her.

The girl's bed was in the corner of the dormitory, which made it difficult for the imp. Lord Yama said that the corner of the wall is a place where imps who do something wrong are punished, and ordinary imps are not allowed to approach.

So the little ghost tried his best to make mistakes and became the ghost who was punished the most in the underworld: for example, he said hello to his family in a dream and revealed a little about the appearance of the underworld; For example, on the night when he was at his most energetic, he simply made an outline to be seen by humans, which frightened people into panic, and he laughed next to him and couldn't stand up straight; Another example is to pull off a handful of hair from one of Lord Yama's favorite cats, although he is often scratched by cats all over his body.

But the imp didn't care, so he could hide in the corner and watch the girl.

Until that day, Black and White Impermanence found him and said to him with a smile: "Brother, Lord Yama is invited." The little imp tightened his heart, but he still obediently followed behind.

"Recently, we can't live in this underworld, so I consulted with the Jade Emperor and decided to let a group of people like you go back to the yang world." Lord Yama pursed his lips and continued, "You kid sees that your deeds in the underworld are ordinary and ordinary, why are you in trouble in my underworld as soon as you come to me. Therefore, the first batch decided to let you go back to the yang world, and no longer continue to plague my underworld, and my body and bones can't withstand your tossing like this. Remember, be a good man in the yang world, and we'll see you in a few decades. After saying that, Lord Yama kicked the little ghost's buttocks.

There was still a vague last instruction from Lord Yama in his ears: "Stinky boy, that girl is good." Don't come back to see me decades if you don't mess with her. Before the word "Xie" could be spoken, the eyelids became heavier and heavier until he lost consciousness.

As if sleeping for a long time and having a long dream, the little ghost opened his eyes and grinned and saw the sun.

Author: Ah Cheng is a dreamer

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