1

Vampires are cursed to be unable to taste human food directly, so they have to think of other ways.

In the past few days, a food city has opened in the city, and the food festival is free to eat three days before the opening, hot pot barbecue, octopus balls, milk tea snacks, ice cream, everything.

"It's delicious." People sighed.

No one noticed that those who had been to the food city had two small tooth marks on their necks when the city was sleeping.

"It's delicious." The fat bat in the corner sighed.

- "Food Festival"

2

As long as they finish answering this question, these fresh and delicious souls will belong to me, and the pen fairy with his hair scattered looks at the young man who is holding the ceremony in front of him, and unconsciously shows a strange smile.

"Tell me your last question." The pen fairy asked.

"Please tell us what pi is."

- "Pi"

3

The delinquent boy encountered a dying black cat on the road and was rushed to the pet hospital.

"Fifty dollars is not enough."

"Don't be so greedy, there is also an ancestral pocket watch here, worth a thousand yuan."

"Okay, the food money for tomorrow and the day after tomorrow will be given to you, and you must save it."

To put it mildly, the black cat was finally saved.

A few months later, the delinquent teenager was hit by a car and flew more than ten meters in order to save a little girl, and when he woke up, he was already in the hospital.

"You're so good to have survived such a bad injury." The doctor was amazed.

The young man looked at the black cat on the windowsill in a trance, and he remembered that when he was dying, he saw a young man in black bargaining with black and white impermanence.

"Two lives are not enough."

"Don't be so greedy, I'll give you two hundred years of cultivation."

"Okay, I'll give you the rest of my life, please don't take him away."

- "Bargging"

4

"Boss, your melon is not sweet." The little rascal with dyed yellow hair knocked on the melon on the stall and was about to smash it.

"Take it if you want money, don't touch my melon." The boss snatched the melon back from the leader Huang Mao.

"That's right," the hooligans laughed and took two hundred-dollar bills from the boss's wallet, "Next time you sell something, remember to pay the protection fee first, otherwise, hum, you will bear the consequences." ”

The owner of the fruit stall lowered his head, daring to be angry and not daring to speak, if he refused to pay the protection fee, the group would open the stall and stop doing business. It was useless to call the police, and after a few days in the detention center, they came out again to resume their old jobs.

When the hooligans were gone, the boss touched his melons and sighed, these are all good melons that he has worked hard to grow, with thin skin and thick flesh, but he can't let them spoil them.

The sun was setting soon, and seeing that the flow of people was getting sparser and thinner, the boss cleaned up his stall and rode the tricycle to go home, but he didn't pay attention, and a turquoise watermelon secretly fell off the tricycle and rolled into the corner.

On this night, a strange man in a green cloak and red clothes broke into the hooligans' lair, beat the group of people to a blue nose and swollen face, and hung upside down at the door of the vegetable market to feed mosquitoes for a night.

No one knew who the stranger was, except for a few witnesses who heard a muttering from the stranger's mouth as he left.

"Hmph, I don't think anyone dares to say that Lao Tzu is not sweet?

- "Watermelon Man"

5

"There is no big problem in this house, but it will only have abnormal noises when it is in disrepair, and even if there are ghosts, the benefactor's girlfriend is a cat fairy who has been enlightened for three hundred years, and this little thing is naturally easy to catch." Said the little Taoist priest who exorcised the new house.

"Poof." The little girl drinking milk tea in front of her couldn't help but squirt out a sip of milk tea, while the young man next to her opened his mouth wide and looked stunned.

"Didn't the donor know? Sins, sins, sins. The little Taoist priest seemed to sense the embarrassment, and ran away without a trace.

The atmosphere was very solemn, extremely solemn, as solemn as death.

I saw the young man pinching the little girl's cheeks viciously: "Okay, you actually said that the canned fish in the refrigerator suddenly disappeared?" ”

- "The Thief"

6

"You can't touch a tiger's head."

The little monk looked at the sleeping tiger in front of him, and his heart was uneasy.

"The master touched it?" "Ahem, the teacher has naturally touched it."

Why can't I touch the master, the little monk finally mustered up the courage and stretched out his hand tremblingly.

"Whew!"

Hearing a loud roar, enveloped by a fierce wind, the tiger opened its brown eyes.

My life is over, and the little monk closed his eyes.

After a long time, he felt a hairy touch in his head.

"We're even." The tiger urn said angrily.

- "Flattened"

7

Today is the first day of the little fox demon's transformation and descent from the mountain, although other places are already very human-like, a big fluffy tail can not be hidden, so he has no choice but to wrap the tail around his shoulders as a scarf.

No one could see it now, she thought to herself.

Sure enough, she went down the mountain to find the scholar she had liked for a long time, and the two of them were chattering, so unhappy.

It's just that when parting, the scholar said to her hesitantly.

"The next time you go down the mountain, you have to hide your tail, it's summer."

- "Neck"

Source, network

8

He has always considered himself a lucky one.

When he encountered a rampaging truck on the street and was about to hit himself, he tripped with his left foot and fell with his right foot, thus escaping.

The company laid off employees, and he was among them, but he was lucky enough to find another job washing dishes in a restaurant, and he also had a working meal made by a five-star chef every day.

Even when he was struck by lightning on a rainy day, it did not cause damage to the body, but only left a lightning-like tattoo on his back.

So he has always been happily alive.

"How much longer are you going to help him?" Hei Wuchang looked at Bai Wuchang, who was using a spell to knock away the flower pot that fell from the sky, and asked helplessly.

"He's the first person willing to give me a hug, and since I've accidentally cast an unlucky ghost's womb, then I'll have to take responsibility for it."

- "The Lucky One"

9

There is a rumor that the haunted Ferris wheel often has a shrill cry, and over time, no one comes to sit on it.

There was an old monk who did not believe in evil and decided to go to find out in the middle of the night.

In the middle of the night, the staff turned on the Ferris wheel, and soon after, there was a strange noise.

The old monk was surrounded by golden light: "Where is the demon, it is scary here." ”

A pitiful voice came from afar: "I don't want to, but I... I'm afraid of heights. ”

- "Fear of heights"

Source: One scoop of almonds/wb

Two

The princess woke up the demon with a kiss.

The young demon slowly opened his eyes, looked at the princess who was cross-legged next to him, and rubbed his head.

"Awake?" The princess glanced at him with a squinting eye.

"Wake up..."

"What's your last name?"

"The surname is Lu."

"What's it called?"

"It's called Sipha."

The princess pulled out a cigarette and pulled out a lighter with her other white hand.

"Together?"

"Ahh No, you can't smoke it..."The demon quickly waved his hand.

The princess lit a cigarette, took a puff, and looked at the silver-haired demon.

"Alright, let's play! You're free! ”

One

From childhood to adulthood, there is a beautiful legend that in the depths of the forest, there is a prince who looks like a vegetative person, and only needs a deep kiss from the princess to obtain a happy and beautiful life.

The princess has been talking about it since she was a child.

"What a beautiful princess! Only she can kiss the handsome and golden prince! ”

The princess smiled at them and said.

"Kiss your uncle."

The princess couldn't understand why she was born to wake up a vegetative person by kissing?

As an adult, the king said earnestly.

"Daughter, you said that you don't like this prince, there is a Northeast prince to kiss in Daxinganling, and the two of them are good at singing! … Oh, don't like it? There is also a Xinjiang prince in the Tarigan Desert, and the skewers are very good! ”

The princess understood.

It turns out that every prince is a fool who sleeps in a dream.

They don't have to wait for anything.

In the first half of his life, he lived a life of drunkenness, and if he wanted to settle down, he hid in the forest and waited to be kissed.

Wow, what a sad story.

In front of her father, the princess lit a cigarette, kicked off her high heels, and tore the corners of her skirt to shreds.

And then said.

"Dad, I'm leaving."

The guards blocking the road at the door were beaten by her, and then she rode her horse and galloped all the way.

Quack, quack, quack...

Dusty.

Two

"Don't follow me all the time, don't you have something to do?" The princess looked impatiently at the silver-haired demon who was following her, and somehow, she looked at the little demon in front of her with a look of disgust.

Hey, you're a demon who has been sealed for thousands of years, huh? This is too different from the legend!

"Don't blame me for that!" Lucifer said with an aggrieved face. "I slept well, sealed, you woke me up, how do I know what to do?"

The princess saw that he was obsessed and simply ignored him.

She followed the legend and came to the Devil's Forest. Looking at the demon in the crystal coffin, she gritted her teeth.

"Let the old lady kiss the prince, right? Then the old lady will kiss a demon! ”

She slowly applied it, pausing once, staring at the demon's long eyelashes.

"His uncle, why is this demon so good-looking?"

One stick, one touch, one pomp.

It's done.

So there was a little follower.

Lucifer followed the princess diligently. "O princess! There are a lot of monsters in this forest! Why don't you let me protect..."

When he looked up, he saw the princess trampling a tiger spirit under her feet, and the princess was spitting out a smoke ring and glancing at Lucifer with her chin.

"Huh? What do you say? ”

"No... It's nothing..."Lucifer looked up at the sky.

Three

The princess found a hotel and hurriedly slept and woke up to find a few small cakes on the table.

The princess took a bite and instantly turned into a fan girl's face.

She said in surprise.

"Oh oh my god, it's so delicious!!"

At this time, Lucifer came out of the kitchen in his baking suit, his eyes narrowed into a line.

"How's it delicious?"

"Delicious!"

"Do you still want to eat?"

"I want to eat!"

"So shouldn't you... Give me some pay~" Lucifer laughed wickedly.

"Smack"

A slap in the face.

"You've got a face! Hurry up, the old lady is waiting! The princess said impatiently.

The princess looked at the little devil with a red face, eating the little cake beautifully.

"Huh? You say you're a demon, why don't you do something that needs to be done. She thought about it. What a robbery of people's daughters! Destroy the kingdom! What a crime! With so many promising things waiting for you, don't follow me. ”

Lucifer shook his head. "yes, when I was born, a bunch of people asked me to do these things."

He gritted his teeth. "But I really can't do it."

The princess paused.

"Maybe I'm really an unqualified demon, all other people's expectations of me have been disappointed, but I like to make small cakes, hey, do you think I'm a failure?"

The princess looked at his handsome silver hair, and for a moment she had an inexplicable feeling.

Yes, she's an unqualified princess herself!

She pretended to be careless. "It's okay, I'm also a failed princess, other people's expectations, count as a p! In the future, you will follow me, and I will cover you! ”

Lucifer turned his sorrow into joy.

"But there is a premise!" The princess snorted coldly. "In addition to the small cakes, I also want to eat steamed bear's paw roast flower duck, braised pork, pot wrapped meat, tomato egg drop soup, curry rice, extra-large chicken cutlet, seafood supreme pizza and wheat whirlwind ice cream... Hey, do you hear that? ”

Four

It was the happiest day for the princess.

But happy days are always short-lived.

Soon, war broke out on the mainland, and the princess's country was soon in danger. The king had a handful of snot and tears, and if it weren't for the fact that his daughter had not married to other countries, he would not have been beaten so badly.

Soon, the soldiers came to the city.

The princess quietly ran back to the country, she took off her skirt, changed into armor, threw away the hairpin, and picked up the sword.

In the face of a million heroes, she did not change her colors, she rode a horse, led the soldiers, and stood in front of the trembling king's father.

The neighboring prince coveted the princess's beauty, and he looked at the princess lightly.

"You are really as beautiful as the legend, come with me, I will withdraw my troops, how about it?"

The princess smiled faintly.

"Fuck you, hit if you want, bb whatever."

The princess rode straight alone, very heroically, and killed the enemy army to retreat again and again, but there were few soldiers and generals, and soon the mountain was exhausted.

The prince looked at the mortally wounded princess, and the long scars fell on the princess's perfect face.

The prince sighed. "It's a pity, it's a pity, but it's still beautiful, how about being my thirteenth aunt?"

Five

The princess just waited to close her eyes and die.

Suddenly, the sky changed greatly, the wind was blowing, the crows were flocking together, covering the sky and the sun, and on the dark city tower, a six-winged demon stood majestically, with red eyes and a giant scythe in his hand, overlooking all beings.

A chill invaded the prince's spine. He looked at the Blackwing Demon tremblingly.

"Demon... Lucifer ??!! the Demon King Fast... Come on??! ”

Every word of the demon king seems to pop out from between his teeth.

"Do you still want to leave the person who hurt me?!"

In an instant, crows swarmed into the enemy army, and in a few breaths, a million heroes disappeared, and there was no scum left.

The sky is sunny and the wind is beautiful.

Lucifer took his wings and lifted up the princess, who did not rejoice but sighed.

"That's... What's wrong... Isn't it too cruel? ”

"No... No," the princess sighed. "You scared your father-in-law out..."

"Huh?? No way... Father-in-law! Father-in-law! ”

Six

"There is a beautiful legend that the princess woke up the demon with a kiss, and the demon protected the princess, and they lived together happily in a remote place...", a beautiful woman coaxed her daughter to sleep, and she murmured at the end of her bed.

"The future... In the future, I will also kiss the devil..."

The woman smiled sweetly, and then she kept a smile and ate a bite of the super delicious little cake, and then found a big man in the back room who was sleeping loudly.

Then she gently picked up the big man's ears.

"Listen to the old lady! In a few years, a demon will be arranged in the forest to be kissed by our daughter... Do you hear me?! Well? ”

Source: Internet/Invasion and Deletion