One

Today, the Son of Heaven in the court is furious again, and he also beheaded the civil officials! Because he actually asked His Majesty to marry the eldest princess to His Royal Highness, the prince who has lived alone for many years.

The prince is actually not the prince's own son. The prince has been fighting horses for half his life, and he has killed too much so he has no children. One snowy night, he met him who was abandoned on the corner of the street, so he took him home to raise him and adopted him as a righteous son.

When he grew up, there was a saying in Beijing that if you were good-looking, they would say that you were like a son; You have a dusty temperament, and they will say that you have a bit of a worldly feeling. In short, the name of the son of the world gradually became a positive adjective.

He should have been the object of the girl's favor, and this is exactly the case, but how could he have been delayed in marrying? The answer is simple, because he is physically weak and has congenital asthma, which is why he was abandoned. Who wants to marry their daughter to someone who is in danger? What's more, the eldest princess is the emperor's sister.

At night, a figure sneaked into the Shizi's Mansion hidden in the moonlight. The prince of the world was obsessed with the book by the candlelight, and the long feather eyelashes blinked from time to time and stirred the voyeur's heart. He stretched out his slender hand and was about to turn the page, but the wind that blew from nowhere disturbed him, and he coughed lightly on his lips with his bare hands.

The people outside the house panicked, rolled over and jumped and closed the windows. "Brother is fine, it's all my fault, let my brother catch the wind." He stroked the back of the prince with his left hand to give him relief, and poured warm water in a panic with his right hand.

Shizi Wen said: "It's nothing, it's a small problem." He took his hand off his lips and wanted to take the warm water from the man's hand, but he refused to give it away, so he had to take two sips of the man's hand. I heard that you were angry today? ”

The man looked aggrieved, just stirring up the scattered green silk of the world, "Brother, don't pay attention to these mundane things." The son of the world covered his hand, "Do not be willful......" "Do not be willful, do not listen to false words, but open the way of speech." Brother, I know, I've heard you say this since I was a child, and I haven't seen you say anything else to me. ”

Shizi was helpless, "Then what do you want to hear?" The man's eyes lit up, and his eyes rolled, "I want to hear my brother call Lang Jun~" The white jade-like face of the prince turned slightly red, "It's not in shape!" The man squinted and approached, "It's not that my brother hasn't called, or does he say......" His hand wrapped around Shizi's waist, "Brother is willing to call somewhere else?" The warm lips fell on the forehead of the prince.

You are mine, no one can think about it, thank you for growing up with me.

"Brother, why don't they like me?"

"Because you are the crown prince, they are jealous of you, and they hate that they are not as good as you."

"Then why doesn't my father and queen mother like me?"

"Hmm...... It may be that they are also parents for the first time and do not know how to express themselves. ”

"I don't think anyone in this world likes me"

"Nonsense! My brother likes you very much. You will also meet a lover in the future that you like and like you very much. ”

"That brother is going to like me all the time! You can't leave me! ”

Thou art the joy of youth.

Text/@是藻肃啊

Two

My father did many wrong things when he was young, and my mother divorced in a fit of anger.

Both of them are strong, and they refuse to meet again.

In the blink of an eye, more than ten years later, both of them are fifty years old.

My mother is retired, and her dream is to open a cake shop, just do it, rent a store and hire employees, and a cake shop was built not long after.

It's a pity that my mother doesn't have much economic acumen, and the cake shop is out of place among a bunch of mutton restaurant beef shops.

Every day, I stare at the glass door, waiting for someone to come and buy bread.

To say that there is a mutton restaurant next door to this bakery, and the business is okay, but it didn't take long for it to close, and my mother heard that it was a change of owner, and she didn't take it seriously.

But the strange thing is that after the owner of this mutton restaurant changed, my mother's business actually improved.

Not to mention that it is a daily income, but business is booming every day.

Mom thought that the new shopkeeper next door had the same aura as him, and he was also a new neighbor, so he should pay a visit.

I took my own bread platter and pushed open the door of the store next door, only to see a note posted on the counter: Buy the bread next door, and my family's consumption will be discounted.

Boy! Shocked my mother, I looked at the counter, a little old man was sitting reading the newspaper!

Don't ask me who this little old man is, you can guess it!

This awkward parental love is probably the most romantic thing in the world.

Source: Zhihu / Shui Lingguang

Three

5

The boy unbuckled his armor and placed the princess's hand on his chest.

Princess:??

Boy: I'm sorry, I forgot I didn't have breasts.

Even if he doesn't have long breasts, plus he is dark and thin, the boy is also a fake woman.

"My father is old, my brother is a coward, and I have wanted to join the army to serve the country since I was a child, so when I was recruited, I came." The boy said, "I was stupid when you told me, but you are a good girl, and I don't want you to be sad." ”

The princess sat on the ground in a daze, and after a while, she got up and pulled out Mulan's saber and put it against her neck: "What do you think of me?" What do you take royal dignity for? ”

"I didn't think I'd see you alive," Mulan said, "I think I'm going to die on the battlefield anyway, you just need to know that you're a good girl, and a brave warrior once wanted to marry you......"

Mulan couldn't go on, she could only kowtow on the ground: "Ask the princess to give me a battle death!" ”

Zhang Gongzi rushed over and begged with tears in his eyes: "Think twice about the princess, the three armies must not be handsome!" ”

The princess looked at her coldly, for a long time, the sword was thrown on the ground, and she said crisply: "Death is too cheap for you, Mulan, I order you to live, defeat Rouran, if you dare to die, I will punish you nine clans!" ”

6

The princess sat in the car, eating the meat elbow bite by bite, still crispy and tender, but I don't know why, I can't eat the taste.

"The face of the heavenly family cannot be blasphemed, if he is willing, he is the court, if he is unwilling, he will be killed!"

The royal brother said this once two years ago, and the princess's two replies were the same: "If you want to kill him, step over my corpse first." ”

The Emperor sighed this time and said, "I can't protect you anymore." ”

After a long war in the northwest, the people complained, and at this time, the enemy country proposed peace talks through the courtiers, ceded the two cities, and the eldest princess and relatives.

The old courtiers knelt in the hall, begging the emperor to have mercy on the people and end the war, and the young courtiers led by Zhang Gongzi knelt on the other side.

Zhang Gongzi was the champion of the year, his back was straight, and he no longer had the slightest scorn, "If you want the princess to commit to the thief, my generation of men, what kind of face do you have to live in the world!" ”

When this word reached the princess's ears, she smiled and said, "This man still looks down on women!" ”

In front of the Palace of Eternal Life, the Son of Heaven was furious, and the blood flowed under the Nine Dragons Pillar, but the princess was still married, with the dowries of the two cities.

7

The wolf lord of the enemy country had a bearded face, which was enough to be the princess's grandfather, and he had no intention of having a wedding, but sat on the wolf's skin chair and looked at the princess arrogantly, and said, "Why doesn't the woman kneel?" ”

The princess's red wedding dress hunted in the wind of the grassland, she had never been so beautiful as at this moment, she said: "I am the royal family of the heavenly family, kneel down to the gods, kneel down to the son of heaven, who is the king?" Can you afford me to kneel? ”

The wolf lord slapped the princess and knocked the princess to the ground: "What do you think you are!" ! Sooner or later, your weak emperor will kneel at my feet! ”

At this time, an arrow in the air was nailed to the wolfskin chair.

Shouts rang out, and in the dust, a large flag with the word "flower" written on it hunted in the wind.

That's the surname of the commander of the three armies! That's the Northwest Iron Rider who restrained the Rouran wolves for two years!

"For the princess!"

The young general, led by him, raised his long knife and roared angrily.

Beside him was Zhang Gongzi, who had just finished his death and was covered in blood, and he also roared with the army on his horse: "For the princess!" For the princess! ”

When he was a teenager, he joked that marrying Meat King Kong was "sacrificing his life for the country", but the blood and dust on the battlefield made the young man really understand what it means to defend the country in life and death!

"Flower child! Rush to find death! The wolf lord was furious, took his long knife and strode down.

However, halfway through, he noticed that his vision was blurred.

Blood, countless streams of blood poured out.

A long hairpin, running through the throat.

The weak princess took a step back, her whole body already red with blood, but she smiled happily.

Sacrifice your life to my people

Now, with your blood, comfort my loyal soul

8

The princess said to her best friend: "At that time, I was going to die with the wolf lord, at least let him know that we women also have sharp claws and steel teeth, but I didn't expect you to come to save me." ”

Mulan looked at the twilight on the horizon, like the blood-stained sun that day.

"How can you not come? When I put on my armor and picked up a long knife, I hoped that someone like the princess would be able to gnaw his elbows at home. ”

The princess smiled: "It seems that I lost weight like this just to make the wolf lord lose his vigilance." ”

After that, he gnawed his elbows happily for decades, and never lost weight again.

"It's getting late, it's time for me to go back."

"Yes, Prime Minister Zhang should be in a hurry."

The two of them laughed and slowly staggered into the sunset.

"Mulan, thank you."

"This old woman is saying strange things again, why are you thanking me?"

Thank you for letting me meet you, a life of glory and loneliness, and sweetness.

Thank you for letting me be me, live for no one for half my life, be a woman, and be at ease

Author: Ling Chunjun

Source: Weibo

Four

The girl's father and mother are not good at stubble, her father has a tiger's back, a shaved head, and a fierce and vicious appearance, but he is absolutely obedient to his daughter and wife.

The real horror is her mother, who was the holy daughter of the Demon Sect back then, and made a name for herself in the rivers and lakes, and did not retire until she married her father.

Her mother seemed to have suffered under the hands of righteous people back then, and she instilled anti-social and anti-martial arts ideas in girls at every turn, especially slandering monks and Taoists, and hated to kill them all.

Therefore, on the day that the girl who was the holy daughter of this Demon Sect stepped into the rivers and lakes, she decided to find a temple to do a big vote first.

2.

The girl came to the door of a prestigious temple and pretended to be injured and asked for help. The old abbot saw that it was a weak girl, his brows were furrowed, and he hesitated between saving or not saving.

"Mother is right, what bullshit decent person! Even a weak woman doesn't dare to save her? The girl was pitiful on her face, but she was scolding in her heart.

Just when the old abbot hesitated, a small bald head poked out from behind him, "Master, why don't you help the female benefactor?" It's not that there is no vacancy in our temple, and we can't save you in distress, isn't this what you taught me? ”

"This—" sweat broke out on the old abbot's forehead, "... You're right... However, the female donor, please leave as soon as possible when you are healed, after all, there is something wrong with a layman woman living in a pure Buddhist place. ”

The girl thanked her with gratitude and was helped into the temple by the little monk.

3.

The girl has a bag of poison hidden in her body, colorless and tasteless, it is the treasure of the Demon Sect, so she will poison the monks after she is familiar with it.

On weekdays, the little monk is responsible for taking care of the girl, boiling medicine, cooking porridge, cleaning, and even going to a distant town to buy sugar gourds back, no matter how unreasonable the girl asks, the little monk will nod and agree, and do it carefully.

After a long time, the girl was also a little moved, and secretly decided that she could spare the little monk's life first.

More than a month passed, the relationship between the two gradually deepened, on this day, the girl knocked on the side, and asked the old abbot who looked very kind, why didn't she want to be on her own that day?

The little monk scratched his head and said, "Don't blame the master, the master is for my good, he told me not to be emotional, not to enter the world, not to fall into the sea of suffering, so when I saw you as a girl, I was afraid that I would accidentally become emotional and sink into the sea of suffering." ”

"Why are you so strict with me?" The girl fought for the little monk.

"Master said that in recent years, there will be a Buddha in the temple, and I am it." The little monk took the medicine and said with a smirk, "Listen to the master's meaning, I am a Buddha who was born with six pure roots and will not enter the sea of suffering for the rest of my life. ”

The girl was stunned for a moment, and for some reason she was a little lost.

4.

During the night, the girl tossed and turned, and finally made a decision.

She took care of her bags, hid the poison deeply, and said many sorry to her mother in her heart, after all, her heart was too soft and she was unwilling to slaughter these stinky monks.

What's more, I seem to be in love with that little monk.

Little monk, I'm leaving, this saint is kind-hearted, so I won't delay your Buddhahood.

But when you become a Buddha, don't forget me, I'll come back and tell you to do things for me!

The girl walked out of the temple alone with a smile on her lips, and as soon as she stepped out of the door, tears fell down her cheeks.

She stood outside the temple for a long time, and finally turned around and went straight to the little monk's room, she rudely pushed open the door and said directly to the dark room, "Hey, will you come with me?" ”

The sleepy-eyed little monk wrapped his little quilt tightly, looked at the girl with tears in the corners of her eyes in the moonlight, was at a loss, and trembled and said, "Ah... Amitabha? ”

"your Amitabha! Become your Buddha! I'll never come back to you again! The girl looked at his stupid and stupid appearance, and was angry, and this time she really rushed out of the temple without hesitation.

Soon after the girl left the temple, a ray of Buddha light rushed into the sky, and the old abbot looked at the vanished Buddha light in the room, and said with a wry smile, "That's it, then wait for another twenty years." ”

5.

The girl walked on the night road, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and the tears flowed down again, she didn't even bother to wipe it, she just walked forward angrily.

After walking for a while, there was a sound of hurried footsteps behind her, and before she could turn back, a small bald head was already in front of her.

"What are you doing here?" The girl looked at the sweaty little monk, soft-hearted and happy, but still sneered, "Monk, you are a person who wants to become a Buddha, don't get entangled with a mortal woman like me, otherwise you will sink into the sea of suffering." ”

The little monk looked at the girl who was unforgiving on her lips, but her face was crying like a little flower cat, and said softly, "I don't become a Buddha." ”

"As long as you're by my side." When the little monk said this, his face was flushed, he turned around, secretly glanced at the note, and said to the girl with his hands behind his back: "As long as you are here, then... That's.. Even if there is no other shore in the bitter sea, the poor monk dares to sail with you. ”

The girl listened to him in a daze, laughed angrily, took his hand, and her apricot eyes widened, "Can this be what you said!" Get the note out! ”

She snatched the note, looked at the handwriting on it, knocked on the little bald head and said with a smile, "It's obviously a sentence without hesitation, so you don't have any confidence to memorize!" ”

"No way, I just remember this..."The little monk rubbed his head and smirked.

In the bright moonlight, the two figures gradually drifted apart.

"Hey, you just ran away with me, I'm not afraid that your teacher will be angry."

"Actually, I'm not afraid, mainly twenty years ago, there was also a warrior monk in the temple who could become a Buddha, but instead of becoming a Buddha, he married a woman, and it wasn't my turn." The little monk scratched his head, a little embarrassed, "Now that I'm running away, I can only let the master wait." ”

"It turns out that this kind of thing has happened before, so this is what the warrior monk said to that woman?"

"Of course, listening to the senior brothers, that woman seems to be the Holy Maiden of the Demon Sect back then."

Source: Swallow tea and chew flowers/Zhihu

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