One

1

At the age of sixteen, he said

"The girl I like is black and straight, slender and straight, wearing a long skirt and holding a copy of Kafka by the Sea" in her hand."

I really tried to grow long hair, lose weight, and read all kinds of obscure literary books.

But I still haven't been reborn as a goddess. Because halfway through it, I found out that he was nothing more than an aesthetic vulgar man.

He only deserves to be with me watching "Twenty-Three Angel Street".

2

When he was 20 years old, he chatted with me on QQ, and he had to talk to me about Wang Xiaobo. I'm a little impatient.

Him: You've changed, you've become cheesy

Me: People change, for example, when I was with you when you were 120 pounds, now your milk is bigger than mine......

He said, "Are you talking about my milk now?" It's about you being perfunctory to me.

Me: To be honest, I've been pleasing you, but I'm just too lazy to hide it right now.

Compared to the words "Love you like love life" that are repeated in your mouth. I'd rather discuss your

3

At the age of 27, he began to discuss marriage.

Wedding dresses, hotels, honeymoons. I went back and forth to hammer out some details.

As a result, he kept replying to his boss's messages at all times.

Me: Could you please be serious? Should we go to Japan for our honeymoon?

Him: It's up to you.

Me: Do you have the same attitude when your boss asks you questions?

Him: No, if you have the ability, you will become a person like my boss that I can't afford to mess with.

Him: Look, you're still not capable.

4

37 years old, sick, to be removed**.

Me: I've had enough with you, let's get a divorce.

Him: I'm married to you, not your milk.

Me: Can you not be so vulgar when you speak, I remember that you still watched Wang Xiaobo when you were young......

Him: No matter, if you leave me, I will die.

Me: You are stupid, you can't die if I die, and you have a son!

Him: What kind of son do I care, I'm dead, what strength do I have to live?

He grinned and wept, revealing four folds on his belly. I cried to myself as I handed him a tissue.

Me: Congratulations, you're finally a bit like the clay version of Wang Xiaobo.

5

Later, we all got old.

I like to scold him in the morning and evening when I have nothing to do, and I'm idle anyway.

He doesn't usually get angry with me, the only time I stew the goose he kept as a pet, and he twisted his neck so fiercely that he could blame me for smiling and drooling?

The grandson went on a hunger strike with him that day,

Grandson: Grandpa, we didn't eat for ten days, and we made grandma feel distressed to death.

Him: Ahem, I mean it, don't skip it.

Grandson: Grandpa, why are you so afraid of grandma? I really don't like the bad habit that you don't like to beat your wife.

He: She's not in good health, I don't dare to be angry with her...... By the way, you little feudal, if you dare to talk like this, I can develop a good habit of beating my grandson the day after tomorrow.

I thought to myself: After half my life with you, I have finally become someone you can't mess with.

Contentment.

6

Who am I?

I'm the girl who simply loves you, the girl who endures your pretending, fat, cheap, and snoring. I've spent most of my life with you while watching handsome on TV.

Because I really love you, from the clean and literary green boy at the beginning, to the greasy man with his belly slapping at the end, from the mysterious blushing heartbeat, to being familiar to farting each other, from the age of sixteen, to the end of life.

If not, you can't.

Who is he?

He's the rough, naïve boy who only has you in his heart. He will take a closer look at girls with good figures, and he has also dreamed of being talented and beautiful. But he will hold your cold feet in his arms in the winter. Always be content with the fact that you have you.

May you meet me.

May you be Him.

Two

It was an ordinary night, and the most ordinary evils were happening in the corner of Datang that no one cared about.

This sin is accompanied by the cries of women, the angry scolding of men, the never-ending fists and kicks, and the dilemma of having nowhere to turn for help.

After scolding his wife for a long time, the husband finally stopped, he gasped and kicked his wife, saying get out of here, wash my clothes.

The wife didn't move.

The husband said angrily, he hasn't been beaten enough, has he?

The wife still didn't move.

This husband is a talented man in the Tang Dynasty, and his knowledge is extraordinary, but he finally found out that something was wrong at this time.

His wife was beaten to death by him.

Xiucai snorted and said that Zhen Nyima was unlucky.

It's just that Xiucai was not afraid at all, and dragged his wife's body to report the case, saying that he killed her by mistake.

Friends looked at each other and said, "Aren't you afraid of going to jail?"

Xiucai said fart, I beat my own daughter-in-law to eat what kind of prison food, I didn't have to fight so many times, she was beaten to death, that is, she killed someone by mistake, and the husband killed his wife, and the crime was reduced by two degrees, and he got to pay a fine.

Xiucai was proud, saying that I hadn't read any books, and the Tang Dynasty law might be more familiar than the county order, so why should I be convicted?

Friends also want to remind that it seems that when a person dies, he will not reduce his guilt, but seeing Xiucai's arrogant appearance, they all kept silent.

Let's draw a line with him in the future.

The results of the preliminary trial were soon obtained, and as judged by Xiucai, the crime of fighting and killing people by mistake was convicted.

It's just that there is no longer a reduction in the crime, and it is still possible to go to jail.

Xiucai pouted, he should eat and drink, he didn't care.

"It's amazing to be in prison for a few years, and when you come out, it's still a talent that everyone is rushing to want."

This kind of thing intensified many years later, and when it came to the Kingdom of Jin, even if the husband beat his wife to death, as long as he did not use the murder weapon, but with his fists and feet, he could even be acquitted.

As for the Ming and Qing dynasties, after the husband beat his wife and injured him, the wife proposed to divorce, as long as the husband did not agree, it was still not allowed.

That was many years later, and today's Datang has not been so excessive.

Beijing, Dali Temple.

When Dali Sizhi Cui Yuanshi was dealing with official documents, he discovered the case of Xiucai accidentally beating his wife.

Cui Yuanshi's brows furrowed, he thought this was also called fighting? Why Mao didn't sentence him for intentional homicide?

Cui Yuanshi flipped back and found that the sentence read: Quasi-law, those who kill without struggle and nothing are called killing. Today, Yao Wenxiu killed someone who had something to do, and he didn't kill him.

Cui Yuanshi felt that it was wrong, not because of the struggle, but because of the killing. So what is a struggle, and can a unilateral beating be called a struggle?

Seeing him look at him for a long time, his colleagues looked sideways and said, "This kind of case, it happens every day, it is obviously a mistake and a beating, do you still want to change the sentence?"

Cui Yuanshi thought about it and nodded.

The colleague was taken aback and said that you don't want to be promoted, how many people will you offend who have been sentenced in such cases before?

Cui Yuanshi was silent for a long time, sighed, and said I hadn't seen it before, but now that I have seen it, I can't help but give justice to the deceased.

Cui Yuanshi wrote the verdict: quasi-law, fighting is fighting, hitting each other is fighting, fighting to death, and the original name is fighting and killing. Now Ah Wang (wife) was beaten to death, Yao Wenxiu (Xiucai) examined his body, and there was no damage, so it could not be called a strike...... If it is not a struggle, but also a source of anger, it is the murderer.

This case has another voice, and it has become a suspicious case of the Criminal Department and Dali Temple, which affects the performance and also affects the promotion, and the people who come and go look at Cui Yuanshi, and their expressions are not very good.

Cui Yuanshi is sitting on the edge of the capital, and Yao Wenxiu, a talented talent, is happy in the rivers and lakes.

The capital is big, and it's not easy to live in.

Fortunately, the capital is also big, and there are many people who have the ability to live easily.

For example, Bai Juyi.

At that time, Bai Juyi was still in the court, and after understanding the whole case, he gave the court an excerpt.

Bai Juyi said that the law says that "those who kill without incident are called killing", and the "matter" here only refers to the fight, not to what happened to the two before. Otherwise, whoever kills people in the world has no reason, is there a reason and a story that is not considered intentional homicide?

Cui Yuanshi has already said before, there is no fight between the two, so Yao Wenxiu can be regarded as killing without incident.

Talking about what a miss is, it is a case of no previous grudge, accidental fighting, manslaughter between a fight and a blow, there was no murderous intent, and Yao Wenxiu was obviously not.

This person has a long-standing grudge, and he doesn't care about his wife's life or death after repeated beatings, so he should have murderous intent. At the time of the crime, the beating was bad, and the severity of the blow caused his wife to die that night, and it was by no means accidental that he was killed by a blow from the wrong hand.

Bai Juyi said: This is not a killing, who is killing for a reason?

At the end of the article, it also mentioned the officials of the criminal department of Dali Temple, citing similar cases as examples to prove that this case was not intentional homicide.

Bai Juyi didn't leave any emotion, and said directly: The circumstances of this case may be different from the previous case, even if the circumstances are similar, it is also your previous misjudgment, what face do you still use as evidence?

If they are all judged in this way, the deceased will be wronged from now on, and the intentional murderer will be able to get married, and then kill in the future, and there will be no mistake.

Bai Juyi sprinkled a petition and finally changed the verdict of the case.

Yao Wenxiu, who was still imagining a better life in the future, did not wait for a light sentence, but waited for death.

In the capital, as always, the snow is falling, and I don't know how many sins that no one cares about.

Cui Yuanshi looked at the snow outside the window, and inside the house was Bai Juyi, who had just come to the door, drinking around the small red clay stove.

Cui Yuanshi said that it is a pity that the deceased can no longer be brought back to life.

Bai Juyi took a sip of wine and said that he only hoped that many, many years later, people like Yao Wenxiu would be severely punished when they beat their wives for the first time.

Cui Yuanshi still looked at the heavy snow, he sighed, and said that he hoped that day would come.

More than 1,000 years have passed in the winter of Datang, and the heavy snow has not stopped.

VB: Fang Hao said heavenly

Three

I have a friend who fell in love and suffered from mild depression.

When we met, we cautiously asked her why, but we were surprised by her low self-esteem. She thinks she is too fat, her facial features are too mediocre, and her personality is not gentle enough, so she is a mess of women.

Her boyfriend hits her every day, saying that he is the only one in the world who is willing to be with her for a waste like her.

I couldn't wait to scold her for being a love brain. She is 167 tall, double-digit in weight, usually speaks softly and glutinously, and has a very decent job, which is not as unbearable as she herself describes.

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And her boyfriend is just an ordinary company employee, but he ridicules her every day for being bad and wrong. I didn't wear the right clothes on a date, so I complained that she was too ugly. When chatting, she didn't speculate a word, saying that she had a short knowledge and a low education.

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What's even more exaggerated is that her boyfriend recently cheated on a 20-year-old female college student, and she cried and asked him why after she found out, and the other party actually replied, you are almost 30 years old, and it is good to be able to date you.

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At that time, she had low self-esteem, and she felt that her boyfriend was her only lifeline. We reprimanded her for an hour before she gradually came to her senses and turned her head to break up with the man.

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IMHO, love is to make people happy and positive, if not, it's not love.

I have found that some girls are often insecure when they are in love, and they generally think that the reason is their own. Even if sometimes it's the other half's fault, you have to take all the blame on yourself.

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In fact, you don't have to think like this, you must know that when a man really loves you, your shortcomings will also become advantages through layers of filters. He doesn't care if you're fat or not, ugly or ugly, or ugly. Because from the moment he decides to associate with you, he has silently accepted everything about you.

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He will encourage you and cheer you up and become a better version of yourself, instead of coming up and hitting you and counting you down, making you feel that you are not worthy of him everywhere.

I remember that I have a chubby friend who has always had low self-esteem when he was in a relationship before, and felt that he was too fat and would be disliked by the other party.

Originally, we thought she would find a boyfriend who was fatter than her, but her current boyfriend was tall and thin, not only did he not force her to lose weight, but he also told us that my girlfriend is cute when she is fatter, and she also let her eat this and that every day.

After two people have been together for a long time, the friend has undergone earth-shaking changes, and when she walks, she no longer lowers her head with low self-esteem, but will greet us very confidently.

Look, a healthy relationship will make people feel positive and energetic.

The person who really likes you and loves you will feel that you are the best in the world. Even if everyone else hits you, even if you don't have confidence in yourself, he will still encourage you and be your strongest backing. Because in his eyes, in his heart, you are still the person he wants most for the rest of his life.

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On the contrary, those men who always love to pick on you and taunt you every day, no matter how much they love, don't care. Because they don't love at all, because they don't love, they don't even want to give you basic respect. You have to believe in yourself, believe in happiness, it's not that you don't deserve to be loved, but you haven't met the right person yet.

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When a girl becomes more excellent and confident in her relationship, she is undoubtedly happy, because behind her, there must be a man who spoils her, respects her, and gives her courage and positive energy.

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Therefore, when you fall in love, you must find someone who thinks you are good with all eyes.

Four

Xiao Ke fell in love with a scholar.

They met in a dream.

Xiao Ke has been dreaming of a cave recently, and there is always the same scholar in front of the cave, who has been catching demons there.

This dream is connected every day, and like the TV series, it has been played for several months.

Every night, when Xiao Ke sleeps, his consciousness will come to the front of this cave.

The scholar told her that there was a monster in the cave that fed on people's dreams, so it would drag people from different eras into the same dream.

The scholar was born hundreds of years ago, and Xiao Ke is only nineteen years old this year.

"If we don't kill this monster, we're all going to die here." The scholar said this to Xiao Ke.

But Xiao Ke didn't listen.

For her, sleeping every day has become the happiest thing.

Because there is this scholar in the dream, he has been tossing and catching demons.

The scholar is a very gentle person, and he will tell her the legends of his hometown.

And Xiao Ke told him about modern life, and often talked about things that scholars didn't understand.

Xiao Ke said every time: "It would be great if you were my contemporary, I will take you to play." ”

Scholars laugh at times like this.

Xiao Ke likes this smile.

She felt like everything about the scholar.

But she didn't know how to express it.

Xiao Ke only knew how to ask: "What do you think of me?" ”

Every time a scholar encounters this problem, he always bows his head and does not speak.

The light of the fire would make his face red.

Like a large blooming flower.

Xiao Ke decided to confess to him on his birthday.

She deliberately waited until nearly twelve o'clock that day to go to bed.

In this way, when I enter the dream realm, it will be my birthday.

But this day was very unusual for the scholar, he was not busy with catching demons.

He was just staring at the mountain in front of him.

Xiao Ke said to him: "Hey, what are you doing, why don't you catch demons?" ”

Xiao Ke said: "It just so happens that I have something to tell you." ”

The scholar said, "I've just finished it." ”

The scholar said: "The monster has been sealed, as long as the descendants have less dreams, it should end here." ”

Xiao Ke asked, "What ends here?" ”

"The whole thing." The scholar said, "You won't come here in the future, this dream can finally come to an end." ”

"The end?"

Xiao Ke's brain went blank.

She never expected this to be the end.

The scholar stood there, looking at the cave, and smiled with relief, it took him a few months to subdue the monster, and it was considered a success.

Xiao Ke didn't laugh.

She didn't actually think about the monsters.

She was thinking of scholars.

Xiao Ke asked: "Then I won't be here in the future?" ”

The scholar nodded.

Xiao Ke said: "Then how can I find you?" ”

The scholar bowed his head, was silent for a while, and then said, "I can't find it." ”

Xiao Ke is in a hurry.

What do you mean I can't find it?

How can you not find it?

The scholar gently put his hand on Xiao Ke's head and said, "Forget me, it's just a nightmare, we are not the same era after all." ”

Xiao Ke hurriedly grabbed his sleeve: "No, I still have something to tell you, I ......"

But the sentence didn't have time to finish.

The scholar nudged her forehead.

Xiao Ke woke up.

She lay in her bedroom, looking at the ceiling and the lamp hanging from it.

There was also a handkerchief in the palm of his hand that had been brought out of the scholar's sleeve.

It was written in ink: "I can't bear her, but the monster hurts people, and this matter has to be done." ”

It's a pity that the last sentence of liking still can't be said.

Except for regret, Xiao Ke didn't know what else he could do.

Perhaps the only thing that can be done is not to let the scholars' efforts go to waste.

After all, that youkai is still alive, but it has been sealed, and if it absorbs too many people's dreams, it may still be revived.

"That's why, I told you I went to sleep, and you can still touch me in the game."

In the chat with her teammates, the girl explained to her boyfriend: "For the safety of mankind, I have to stay up late." ”