One

"Dou E's Injustice"

Liu Xiao is a well-known character in the capital, and he is the best actor in the troupe. People all over the capital said that Liu Xiao's worth was not ordinary, after all, there was a financier of the criminal department. Coupled with the unusual relationship between the two, no one dared to say it to their faces, so they could only scold in the quilt in the dead of night.

Liu Xiao was not angry when he heard this, he just leaned on the arms of the "gold master" Li Fu and asked for a kiss, satisfied. Lord Li was not very satisfied, and the cautious-eyed Shangshu of the Criminal Department thought that this kiss was too shallow and could not soothe his fragile soul hurt by gossip, so he pressed the villain in his arms and kissed him enough, and then successfully made Liu Xiao unable to come to the stage the next day with back pain.

Liu Xiao relied on Li Fu's relationship, he sang on stage when it was time to sing, and went back to Li's mansion when he had nothing to do. The characteristics of the troupe, the ancestor of "Dou E's Injustice" learned from the end of the male costume to sing Zhengdan on stage. Liu Xiao couldn't understand his flaws, babbling in the mirror every night, and the noisy Li Fu couldn't sleep, and he didn't know the trick.

In the fifth year that Liu Xiao and Li Fu were together, the old emperor died, and the little emperor was forced to succeed to the throne at the age of sixteen. It's a pity that the little emperor was arrogant and self-serving, and he didn't inherit the wisdom and martial arts of the first emperor. After a month of succession, an old minister was angry. But he was stupidly complacent about this, chilling the hearts of a loyal minister.

Liu Xiao didn't understand this. No one cared about him when he was young, and he was only fed and clothed after being picked up by the master and brought back to the troupe. Not to mention reading. The only thing he can call learning is the book he reads in his spare time, what a demon concubine flatters the lord, what tyrant harms the country. He just felt that Li Fu was spending more and more time in the study every day, and sometimes he didn't even go back to the bedroom. This time it was the worst, Li Fu had not returned to the Li Mansion for seven days.

Liu Xiao was very uneasy about this. He knew that Li Fu didn't say anything because he was worried about him, and wanted to protect himself under his wings. But Liu Xiao is a man after all. He also wants to stand side by side with his lover, even if he can't do anything, at least he can give his lover a comfort.

The fifteenth day of every month is the day when Li Fu regularly comes to see Liu Xiao singing. However, since the new emperor succeeded to the throne, Li Fu has not been here for three months. Some people in the troupe who are not used to seeing Liu Xiao on weekdays will inevitably break their mouths at this time, saying that Li Fu is like this because there are people outside, or because he is tired of seeing Liu Xiao's face. Liu Xiao was putting on makeup, and he was upset when he heard this, and he picked up the tea on the table and was about to splash it, when he saw his little servant panting and running over.

The little guy said: "Brother Xiao, outside... There is a notice hanging outside... said that Master Li would be beheaded at the entrance of the vegetable market at noon today! ”

Liu Xiao thought of a loud voice in his head, and asked in confusion: "Master Li?" Who is Master Lee? ”

The little guy was speechless, but looked at Liu Xiao fixedly.

In a trance, Liu Xiao's teacup shattered to the ground, it seemed that it was bought by Li Futuo on his birthday last year. At that time, Liu Xiao still laughed at Li Fu for not understanding the amorous feelings, what is not good to send, but he wants to send "sadness", Li Fu just smiled sullenly, hugged him and said that it was obviously a lifetime.

The entrance of the vegetable market was crowded, and everyone came to watch the execution of Li Fu, the former secretary of the Criminal Department. The crowd was talking, but Liu Xiao couldn't hear anything. He looked at Li Fu's blood stains and whip marks, and felt that he wanted to laugh, but it was ridiculous that Li Fu was such a meticulous and clean person, and now that he had made himself like this, he would definitely laugh at him when he went back at night. And he hasn't come back for the past few days, and we have to settle the ledger together. Liu Xiao still had the kung fu to squeeze out a little perception in the chaotic and broken thoughts to be surprised, and said in his heart Why is it so cold today - wow, Li Fu, you still let me stand here on such a cold day, and you didn't say to get me one...

Li Fu's blood splattered him.

It is rumored in the capital that Li Fu, the former secretary of the Criminal Department, had been staring at a ridiculous joker at the front of the crowd until the executioner's knife cut off Li Fu's neck.

The play fell straight down.

Later, the master told Liu Xiao that he went crazy when he woke up, and said that the officers and soldiers sent by the imperial court to raid the house were the audience who came to see the play, and the other said that it was the attendants sent by Li Fu, and then cried and asked why Li Fu had not come back. After a while, he muttered that Li Fu was going to come and put on makeup quickly, until he saw the pile of broken porcelain.

Liu Xiao, who woke up, looked blankly at his face full of blood and makeup in the mirror, crying and laughing.

That day, the singing of "Dou E's Injustice" came out of the troupe, and everyone who heard it had red eyes, especially the heart-rending sentence "Earth, you don't distinguish between good and bad!" God, you are wrong to be virtuous and foolish! "The singing brings tears to my eyes.

The master walked in with tears on his face and patted Liu Xiao and said, "Xiao, let's go."

Li Fu's hometown came to a young posterity who sang opera, and he became famous after singing a few times. But this later temper is very strange, he never sings "Dou E's Injustice" on stage, and he goes to sit in front of a grave in the back mountain when he has nothing to do, playing with a teacup that is obviously broken and sticky, and singing in his mouth is clearly "Dou E's Injustice".

"After you leave, my play will only be sung to you"

Two

What's the one story you'd most like to tell about humanity?

There is a fool named Xizi in his hometown village, who was abandoned for his innate IQ and was adopted by the old bachelor in the village. I've been afraid of Kiko since I was a child, although he is stupid, he is tall and energetic. Every time he sees a child, he will giggle. Never bullied anyone.

Kiko is not like an ordinary fool, he has a job, in addition to doing some farm work with the old bachelor, he will also go out with the old bachelor to pick up bottles and collect rags when the farm is not working. Whenever the bottle filled a large bag of woven bags, the old bachelor drove the mule cart to take the joy to sell, although the income is meager, but in the countryside is enough to eat.

Kiko is stupid, but she can swim. It is said that he learned it when there was a lot of water in the village in the past. It rained heavily for several days that year, and the flood pit was full. Kiko comes home from outside and finds that her adopted lame little wild dog has been washed away. By the time the old man and his neighbors found him, he had almost disappeared from the surface of the spill pit. The old bachelor was a little stammering, and he stammered even more when he saw such a dangerous thing, and he even said to the neighbors that he couldn't swim, and he was old, and if he went down, he would die. But the neighbors also like Kiko, but no one wants to risk saving a fool. Later, the old bachelor cried, and he thought that Kiko, who depended on each other, would never come back. The rain continued to fall, and just when the old man had given up, Kiko pushed the door into the yard with the lame wild dog in her arms. The old bachelor slapped Xizi when he went up, and Xizi was not angry but just smirked, and the angry old bachelor stammered and couldn't speak. The next day, when the rain stopped, Kiko swam into the flood pit alone to pick up the large basin that had been washed away from the house, and helped the neighbor get back a lot of bottles and cans, but no one knew how Kiko learned to swim. Later, one year, the godson of the old bachelor came to play with the child, and the child was less than 10 years old, and fell down while playing by the river. From then on, the godson of the old bachelor would come to see them every two weeks with some steamed buns and pickles.

There were a few dog thieves on Chinese New Year's Eve. Wandering to Xizi's house to try to lure the lame wild dog away, in the middle of the night, Xizi heard the faint wail of the wild dog, in Xizi's opinion, this lame wild dog is no different from his brother, and then rushed out of the house to fight with the two dog thieves. Kiko was so energetic that she broke one of her legs with a stick. But the dog thief stabbed Kiko with a short knife he carried, and the old bachelor arrived when he heard the news, and he kowtowed and begged for mercy and was kicked to the ground. Xizi was stupid, not afraid of pain, took out two guillotines from the horse ring and chased another dog thief for three miles, and even the van was detained. The next day, the police came, seized the van containing seven or eight domestic dogs, and rewarded Kiko with 200 yuan after learning about the situation. The old bachelor took 200 yuan to buy noodles and sausages and ham baked cakes for Xizi and the lame dog to eat, and improved the food. In fact, it was naïve that day, and the police said that the poison needles used by the dog thieves happened to be used up. At first, the old bachelor was afraid that others would come back to retaliate, so he took Xizi and the lame dog to change their residence. Later, the enthusiastic police at the police station in the township told them that after the two dog thieves were arrested and tried, they found a murder case, one was shot, and the other was twenty years old. After all, stupid people have stupid blessings.

The pinnacle of Kexizi's life has not stopped. In the year of the Olympics, he was alone with a lame dog collecting firewood behind the mountain. On the road, I came across a pickup truck where two men were committing violence against a girl. Kiko is stupid, but knows that someone is crying. The lame dog barked at the two men and was stoned by one of them. Kiko, who was distressed by the lame dog, ran over with an axe used to chop branches, and went up with an axe. The axe went down, and one of the men died on the spot. The girl was rescued, but Kiko went to the police station for murder, but was later released. Everyone later learned that the father of the rescued girl was a well-known figure in the provincial capital, and he heard that the fool who saved his daughter was in trouble and solved everything with a phone call. Not only that, but he also spent money to build a few big houses for the old bachelor and get a spacious yard, and asked the driver to bring some money and food every year. Kiko was also a celebrity in the village for a while.

Later, the old bachelor died, and Kiko and the godson of the old bachelor made flags for the old bachelor. On the day of burying the old bachelor, Kiko cried, and Kiko had never cried before.

Later, the old bachelor's family was inherited by his godson. Kiko and the lame dog are still living inside, and there are more bottles piled up in the yard than ever. The bottles were piled up, and the godson of the old bachelor rode a three-wheeled to sell them, and then brought some food to Xizi every day, and the neighbors knew that the godson of the old bachelor was also a good person, and Xizi saved his child's life, and he couldn't lose Xizi.

Later, the new rural construction requisitioned his family's housing base on the condition of two buildings. Xizi was stupid, didn't know what to do, and took the lame dog to live in a shack in the field outside the village. After the village chief learned about this, he arranged for Xizi to be a night watchman in the newly built community in the village, living in a small bungalow of less than ten square meters, and the village would get him some leftovers every day to live. He didn't understand, he should eat and drink, and he smiled when he saw the people in the village. But no one in the village dared to provoke him, because he was stupid and energetic. After hearing that Xizi had hacked people to death with an axe, none of the young people in the four towns were not afraid of him, which is why not even a single garlic was lost in the community. Kiko is stupid, but she has a lot of energy.

Later, Kiko died. At night, when he was looking for a child for the villagers, he accidentally fell from the mountain and fell to his death. The old bachelor had no children, so his godson buried Xizi where the old bachelor's son should be. After Kiko died, the lame dog stopped eating, and after he died, he was buried next to Kiko.

To this day, people in the village still often mention Xizi, some people say that Xizi is surnamed Dong, and some people say that they are surnamed Li.

Xizi is stupid, energetic, and a good person.

Source: Zhihu

Author: Lang Lang

Three

"It's been a long time since I've heard a fairy tale."

The princess sighed as she lay on the dragon's back.

"yes, it's been a long time since I've heard a fairy tale."

The dragon nodded and put its tail on the princess.

"Aren't we out of breath, forgotten with Little Red Riding Hood and them? What little magic fairy does everyone like now, a beautiful man. It's been a long time since anyone has written our story. ”

The princess pursed her lips and played with the little pointed horns on the dragon's tail.

The dragon grabbed a large pen with his claws and placed it on the parchment.

"Then we'll write the story ourselves!"

When the princess heard this, she sat up with great interest and crawled up to the dragon.

"A writer has to look like a writer, first of all—" the dragon looked around, "I want to have a pair of glasses." ”

The princess nodded, and ran to the kitchen for a while, and after a while she had two onion rings in her hand, which were strung side by side by twigs.

"Now, you're one, I'm one."

After saying that, he held the onion ring to his nose in a decent manner, then stood up and put his feet on the other pair of dragons' noses.

"Ahem, okay, let's start at the beginning."

The dragon wanted to pretend to be a well-known scholar and bite the pen to think, but as soon as he bit the barrel of the pen, he heard a "click".

The princess looked up in confusion, and the dragon embarrassedly spat out the small tail of the pencil that had broken off in its mouth.

"Keep going. Once upon a time... There's a beautiful man..."

The princess interrupted the dragon, "Don't be a beautiful man, we want our own story!" ”

The old dragon's face flushed, "This beautiful man... It's me—" the dragon thought for a moment, "then change it." ”

"Once upon a time, there was a flower beauty dragon who lived in the forest, got up at seven o'clock every day, ate at eight o'clock, and did exercises at nine o'clock..."

"Stop, stop, this is too much of a bill!"

Not satisfied, the princess stood up, walked over to the dragon's claw, and took the big pencil.

"The story has to be full of ups and downs to be interesting."

The princess struggled to write with a large pencil.

Hua Meilong went out one day, encountered a big war with neighbors, and the war was raging, when Hua Meilong was hesitating whether to go to persuade the fight, he suddenly smelled a strong fragrance, which was the taste of his favorite beef pie. So he flapped his wings and flew along the scent. When I arrived, a cute and delicate little girl was preparing to eat beef pie. ”

The princess asked the dragon proudly, "Do you know what that means?" ”

The dragon thought for a moment, "It means that I won't save me when I see death, and I won't help if I'm in trouble?" ”

The princess glared at the dragon, "It means that the beef pie I made is really delicious!" ”

Hua Meilong met this little girl because of the beef patty. The little girl is a princess of a neighboring country. Her father asked her to take the beef pie out for a picnic, and that's how she met Hua Meilong. The little girl was very friendly, and she didn't feel scared when she saw Hua Meilong, but asked him, 'Would you like to eat my beef pie?' Hua Meilong nodded..."

The dragon shook his head dissatisfied, "I love it too. I'll write, I'll write. ”

The princess was so satisfied with her beef pie that she returned the pen to the dragon and climbed back onto it.

Hua Meilong and the fragrance of the beef pie started a life-and-death struggle, but in the end, they lost to the other party, and they still lost to the fragrant beef pie and the princess's cute smile. The defeated Hua Meilong received the kindness of the princess's beef pie, so he helped the neighboring country defeat the invading bad guys. The princess also fell in love with the handsome Hua Meilong. ”

The princess blushed and protested on the dragon's back, "I didn't have it! ”

The dragon pretended not to hear, shook his head and continued writing.

The princess followed Hua Meilong back to his castle. The princess would make him beef pie every day, and he would take the princess to another forest for a picnic from time to time, or play cards with the princess in the castle and tell fairy tales. ”

The princess nodded approvingly, "But they haven't had a new fairy tale for a long time." ”

The dragon nodded, adding the phrase.

"You say, why in fairy tales the dragons are beaten away by the prince, and the princess has to follow the prince home?"

The princess asked.

"Probably because the authors are all princes."

The princess nodded and felt that it made sense.

"We're almost at the end of the story."

The dragon took the pen and wrote a few more words.

"There was smallpox and the princess lying in the castle. The princess said that she hadn't heard a fairy tale for a long time, and the dragon wrote her such a fairy tale. ”

The princess thought for a while, "I always feel that the ending is a bit rushed, but let's do it first!" I was sleepy and wanted to sleep for a while. ”

The dragon nodded, and the princess slipped off its back and walked to the bed, where the dragon carefully covered her with the quilt.

"Good night, dragon."

The princess kissed the dragon on the forehead, then closed her eyes.

The dragon nodded, walked back to the table, picked up the pen and added a few more words.

"This time, the dragon is the author of this fairy tale, so in this fairy tale, the princess is only the princess of the dragon alone, and there will be no obnoxious prince to disturb them. The dragon and the princess will live together forever and sweetly. ”

Author: It's Yumila

Source: Weibo