Chapter 3 Suppression of the Monkey King

June 24, the birthday of Guan Jiangkou Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, on this day, Guan Jiangkou Erlang Temple inside and outside the bustle, Meishan brothers and 1,200 grass head gods gathered together to celebrate Yang Jian's birthday.

Ling Chi and Liu An had already prepared today's banquet a few days ago, and when they were almost on the table, they used the spell of sprinkling beans into soldiers, conjuring a hundred maids, and delivering one delicacy after another to the dinner table.

Seeing that Ling Chi still had this kind of ability, Yang Jian laughed and said, "I didn't expect Brother Ling to have the ability to scatter beans into soldiers, the strength of these maids is not weak!" ”

Ling Chi said: "It's just some labor-saving tricks, and it's not as good as Zhenjun's Yuqing Immortal Method." ”

Yang Jian said with a smile: "Brother Ling doesn't have to be modest, I think Brother Ling's cultivation is not weaker than mine, it's a pity to only be a kitchen god in Heavenly Court." ”

Ling Chi shook his head: "Cooking is the way I pursue, as for cultivation, it's just to have the power to protect myself." ”

Yang Chan, who was beside Yang Jian, smiled and said: "The God of Cooking is really different, providing a new way for the monks of the world, but I don't know if this way of cooking is difficult?" Can I learn? ”

Ling Chi smiled and said: "The way of cooking also pays attention to talent, of course the Three Holy Ladies can learn, but what kind of achievement can be achieved in the end depends on the talent of the Three Holy Aunts." ”

"Then I'm going to learn." Yang Chan's eyes lit up and said, "If I have a good talent, can the kitchen god take me as an apprentice?" ”

The Three Virgins laughed. Ling Chi shook his head with a smile: "Don't dare to accept the Three Holy Mothers as disciples." ”

As the niece of the Jade Emperor, only those saints have the courage to do so, Ling Chi, an outsider, has no intention of accepting Yang Chan as an apprentice, but if Yang Chan's cooking talent is high enough, he can be accepted as a cook.

Seeing that Ling Chi didn't accept apprentices, Yang Chan pouted and said, "That...... Do you instruct me in cooking? ”

"Of course." Ling Chi nodded: "As long as the Third Holy Mother wants to learn, I will not hide my secrets." ”

"That's fine." Yang Chan turned her anger into joy: "After the second brother's birthday banquet, you will instruct me in cooking." ”

Ling Chi shook his head and said, "I can instruct the Three Holy Mothers, but after Zhenjun's birthday, he will return to Heavenly Court to serve, and if the Third Holy Mother wants to learn, he can only follow me to Heavenly Court." ”

"Heavenly Court ......" Yang Chan was a little resistant, although their family had already reached an understanding with the Jade Emperor, but her father and eldest brother were really killed, and her mother was also pressed under the peach mountain to suffer for many years, she and Yang Jian also suffered a lot, so they survived to their current status, although she would no longer hate the Jade Emperor, but she was also unwilling to be close to him. Want her to go to Heaven? She couldn't.

Yang Jian saw this and said: "Let's talk about it in the future, third sister, follow the second brother Jingling brother for a glass of wine, there will be Brother Lao Ling these days." ”

"The true monarch and the three virgins are polite, it's just a matter of duty." Ling Chi accepted the toast from Yang Jian and Yang Chan, and then the birthday banquet officially began, and everyone was feasting under the temptation of food and wine, and they couldn't stop, and they couldn't even take care of the process of toasting Yang Jian and saying auspicious words.

Brother Meishan is like this, not to mention the grass head god, even Yang Chan is also 'confused', which makes Erlang God very helpless, and turned his head to Ling Chi and said: "Brother Ling, you have hurt me." ”

Ling Chi smiled, picked up the wine glass, and congratulated: "Coincidentally, the birthday is joyful, the oriental witty words are overflowing, and the chanting is full of words." Congratulations to Zhenjun on the arrival of good fortune, the temple friends have a big party, and the screen is drunk and smiling. ”

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Yang Jian blinked and asked, "Brother Ling, are you ...... What do you mean? ”

"......" the corners of Ling Chi's mouth twitched, and said, "I wish Zhenjun a happy birthday." ”

Yang Jian laughed: "Thank you Brother Ling, do it!" ”

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Ling Chi was very helpless, for the first time he knew that this Erlang God turned out to be an uneducated old man, and he didn't know how to write poetry at all, but forget it, Erlang God is a military general after all, it is good to be able to read and write, and he can't be too demanding.

Although this birthday party was a little less lively at the beginning, when everyone was full of food and drink, they finally remembered today's birthday star, and they ran over with wine glasses to congratulate, but these congratulatory words were all vulgar words, and there were even words such as 'take you to the kiln' that made Yang Jian's face darken: "Drag it out and call me!" ”

With a scream, Yang Jian's face looked good, and he turned his head to look at Yang Chan, who was expressionless, Yang Jian was very embarrassed: "These bastards have always been reluctant to say anything, so that the third sister can see the joke." ”

Yang Chan shook her head and said, "Second brother, I want to go to Heaven and Kitchen God to learn cooking skills." ”

Yang Jian: "......"

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After Yang Jian's birthday banquet, Yang Chan returned to Heaven with Ling Chi.

Yang Chan's arrival surprised the Jade Emperor very much, but Yang Chan's attitude towards him was still cold, and he only said that he wanted to learn cooking skills with the kitchen god for a period of time and didn't want to be disturbed.

Yang Chan's attitude made the Jade Emperor very helpless, but at least this was the first time Yang Chan had spoken to his uncle, this was a good start, and he agreed to Yang Chan's request, and looked at Ling Chi's eyes full of joy: Kitchen God, not bad.

After that, the rich reward given by the Jade Emperor to Ling Chi was not mentioned for the time being, after Yang Chan followed Ling Chi to the imperial dining room, Ling Chi introduced Yang Chan to Huang Rong and others.

Yang Chan was very surprised to see Huang Rong and the top beauties of the Three Realms, but when she thought of the beauty dishes developed by Ling Chi, she was also relieved. After greeting each other, Ling Chi began to test Yang Chan's culinary talent.

After three days of testing, Ling Chi found that Yang Chan's cooking talent was really good, although it was worse than Huang Rong, it was similar to Shang Xiuxun, Zhao Linger and others.

However, Ling Chi did not immediately recruit Yang Chan as a cook, mainly because Yang Chan had concerns in this world, and before Yang Chan could not give up these concerns, he just wanted to simply guide Yang Chan's cooking skills, as for what happened in the end? Then it depends on Yang Chan's own choice.

More than three months have passed unconsciously, and in the past three months, Yang Chan's progress has been very fast, and her talent has been unanimously recognized by Huang Rong and other assistant chefs, but to reach their level, without 10,000 years of hard work, Yang Chan doesn't have to think about it. Whenever she saw Ling Chi and Huang Rong performing a gorgeous cooking performance, Yang Chan was shocked: "Alas! When will I be as good as you? ”

"Sister Yang Chan, don't worry, we have all honed our cooking skills for tens of thousands of years, you are only three months old, it is already good to be able to do this." Huang Rong comforted: "In another tens of thousands of years, you will definitely be able to catch up." ”

Yang Chan: "......"

Tens of thousands of years...... Is this a human thing?

Yang Chan suddenly regretted a little, but thinking of the happy experience that those golden recipes brought her, she couldn't say to give up, she could only work silently to make golden recipes after tens of thousands of years, so that she could be happy forever.

On this day, when Ling Chi brought lunch to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, he found that the faces of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were not very good-looking.

After putting down the meal, Ling Chi was about to say goodbye, when the Jade Emperor suddenly asked, "God of Cooking, Chan'er is okay these days?" ”

"Back to Your Majesty." Ling Chi saluted: "The Three Holy Mother's cooking skills are very talented, and they are making rapid progress, and in time, they will definitely be able to reach my current cooking skills." ”

"Oh?" The Jade Emperor finally had a smile on his face: "Thank you for your hard work." ”

"It's just a matter of duty." Ling Chi saluted, hesitated for a moment, and finally asked, "Your Majesty and Niangniang's faces are not very good, but what troubles have you encountered?" ”

"......" The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at each other, and they did see that each other's faces were not good-looking.

Helplessly, the Jade Emperor said: "It's nothing, it's just that there is a lawless demon monkey making trouble in the nether." ”

"Oh?" Ling Chi's heart moved: Could it be that Brother Monkey got the golden hoop stick and drew the book of life and death?

I didn't expect that what I had already experienced in the previous world would be experienced again in this world. However, in the last world, he did not participate in things such as Sun Wukong's havoc in the Heavenly Palace and learning scriptures from the West, so this world can try.

"It's just a demon monkey, so why bother Your Majesty." Ling Chi smiled and said, "There are many Heavenly Court Immortal Families, and the masters are like clouds, it is not easy to subdue a demon monkey. ”

Seeing Ling Chi's smile, the Jade Emperor felt a little more cordial in his heart, and sighed: "This matter is actually ......."

"Your Majesty!" The Queen Mother planned his words, and her eyes were a little more sharp: "It's time for lunch, don't say more." ”

The Jade Emperor came back to his senses, glanced at the Queen Mother, nodded, and said to Ling Chi: "You go down first!" ”

"Yes." Ling Chi didn't dare to say anything, he didn't dare to ask anything, anyway, he already knew it in his heart.

It must be the routine of the last world, in order to achieve balance, the Jade Emperor wants to pull Buddhism to suppress Taoism, this Monkey King is the fuse, but it's a pity that those peaches and elixirs are all ruined by the monkeys.

Because Ling Chi was in charge of the imperial dining room, he knew a lot about the itinerary of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and a few days later, the Sun Monkey was really recruited by the Jade Emperor to the sky, first as a Bi Ma Wen, and then the monkey made a fuss, and had to seal a Monkey King, so that Sun Wukong was idle all day long, and made friends everywhere.

On this day, Sun Wukong turned into a fly, flew into the imperial dining room, and saw Ling Chi and Huang Rong cooking all kinds of delicious food in the imperial dining room, the tempting aroma made Sun Wukong's mouth water, and finally couldn't help but fly to a roast chicken and feast on it.

"Huh?" Feeling the smell emanating from the roast chicken, Ling Chi walked over and saw a fly lying on the roast chicken.

How can there be flies in the imperial dining room? Ling Chi's golden eyes were activated, and he saw through Sun Wukong's disguise at a glance.

"Bold Demon Monkey! Dare to steal the food of the imperial dining room! Ling Chi slapped his sleeve and put Sun Wukong in.

Sun Wukong yelled badly, and after recovering his body, he found that he had entered a special space, and immediately pulled out the golden hoop stick, and waved it wildly, and the space of the hit was shocked, and it looked like it was about to be shattered.

Ling Chi sighed secretly: Sure enough, he still can't get home.

then flew out of the imperial dining room, came to the square, and released Sun Wukong.

As soon as Sun Wukong came out, he held the golden hoop stick in his hand and stared at Ling Chi with a solemn face: "Who are you?" Trapped my grandson? ”

Ling Chi's eyes narrowed, and the kitchen sword appeared in his hand: "The thief monkey who steals the food in the imperial dining room, don't be rampant, watch me take you down and send you to the Jade Emperor to confess." ”

"Hey, hey, then it depends on whether you have that ability!" Sun Wukong jumped into the air, held the stick in both hands, and smashed it down: "Look at the stick!" ”

Ling Chi fought with Sun Wukong in the last world, and he was also the Monkey King of the Da Luo Jin Immortal level, he carried it with the Tai Chi Sword at that time, but the Sun Wukong of this world is definitely not the Da Luo Jin Immortal, and the power is far behind.

But Ling Chi still used the Tai Chi swordsmanship, to deal with the god of war like Sun Wukong, and to overcome the rigid with softness is the best way to deal with it.

As Ling Chi used the Tai Chi swordsmanship, the golden hoop stick in Sun Wukong's hand was actually attracted and pushed by a soft force, making him almost unable to grasp the golden hoop stick, but it caused the middle door to open wide, allowing Ling Chi to stab through with a sword.

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Sun Wukong wore a battle armor, although Ling Chi's kitchen sword was extremely sharp, but it failed to pierce Sun Wukong's battle armor, but a Tai Chi force poured into Sun Wukong's body through the battle armor, blasting Sun Wukong hundreds of meters away, but Sun Wukong was born, and there was no living soul's veins, Ling Chi's strength hit Sun Wukong's body a few times, and then dissipated, except for Sun Wukong's painful grin, it did not let him suffer internal injuries.

"What a great boy." Sun Wukong's eyes became more and more solemn: "Today, my old grandson will have a good fight with you!" Look at the stick! ”

"I'm afraid you won't make it, look at the sword!"

Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick opens and closes, the power is endless, Ling Chi's Tai Chi sword is round and wishful, like a swamp, so that Sun Wukong's skills can not be used happily, it is really bigger and more depressed, the more he fights, the more he wants to vomit blood. It's a pity that Sun Wukong is a stone monkey and won't vomit blood at all, but because of this, Sun Wukong is more and more irritable and is going crazy.

"Ahh I'm so angry! Sun Wukong swept through thousands of armies, but was blocked by Ling Chi casually, one traction, and another shock, directly shook the golden hoop stick out, and then Ling Chi grabbed the golden hoop stick in his hand and threw it into the kitchen god space.

"Huh!? Return my grandson's golden hoop stick! Sun Wukong was even more crazy, and immediately pounced on Ling Chi, like a beast.

Ling Chi's eyes narrowed, and he once again used his sleeves to cover Sun Wukong. Without the golden hoop stick, Sun Wukong couldn't break through the blockade of space at all, and after going crazy for a few hours, he found that he had no possibility of getting out, so he immediately wilted down and fell asleep in the space.

When Sun Wukong was sleeping, Ling Chi and his fight alarmed the Jade Emperor and other Three Realm powers. When he saw that Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick was confiscated by Ling Chi, even Sun Wukong was strongly suppressed, and the Jade Emperor, Buddha and other behind-the-scenes masterminds were shocked.

Kitchen God ...... It's so powerful!?

Although Ling Chi is only a cultivator of Taiyi Golden Immortal, Sun Wukong is also a Taiyi Golden Immortal, but after the two fought, Ling Chi showed a crushing momentum, not at all like a master of the same level fighting.

This kitchen god, such a strong combat skill!

At the same time, Lao Tzu in the Three Qings, that is, Taishang Laojun, smiled: "Curious swordsmanship is actually in the same vein as my Tai Chi Yin and Yang, could it be that this kitchen god is also my Taoist?" ”

Taishang Laojun walked out of the Tushi Palace and headed towards the Taiwei Yuqing Palace.