Chapter 14 The little expert in mending the knife
In the backyard, Xiaoqing climbed out of the pond and lay on the ground on all fours, panting for breath.
"Xiaoqing, are you alright?" Bai Suzhen hurried over: "What's wrong?" ”
"Sister......" Seeing Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing cried aggrievedly: "Sister, it's useless, woo woo......"
Bai Suzhen was very flustered: "Why are you crying?" Stop crying, what the hell is going on? Speak up, and I'll call the shots for you. ”
"Woo, sister, I was kicked by Ling Chi." Xiaoqing sat up from the ground, wiped her tears, and said, "I wanted to vent my sister's anger, but I didn't expect him to kick me into the pond with one kick, woo...... I'm useless. ”
"......" Bai Suzhen couldn't cry or laugh: "Your heart is angry for your sister, my sister knows, but you take action against him...... Xiaoqing, your temperament should really change, otherwise my sister won't be able to protect you. ”
Xiaoqing was silent, just wiping her tears.
"Originally, I wanted him to accept you as a contract spirit beast, there was originally a glimmer of hope, but now it seems that ......" Bai Suzhen shook her head and sighed lightly: "But it's impossible." ”
"......" Xiaoqing's tears flowed even more, and deep remorse welled up in her heart, she finally understood why Bai Suzhen knelt in the gazebo, it was all for her.
"Sister, woo......"
……
In the front hall, Dao Ji sighed: "What a sisterhood, Master Ling, what do you think?" ”
Ling Chi glanced at him and said, "Don't snoop on other people's privacy, it's rude." ”
The voice fell, with a wave of his big hand, the shielding formation in the courtyard was activated, and Dao Ji found that his spiritual sense could not see anything, and he could only see the world with the naked eye, and he was a little unaccustomed to it for a while.
"Lord Ling is really a good means." Dao Ji exclaimed: "The level of this formation is even first-class among the Three Realms. ”
Ling Chi smiled slightly: "It's over." ”
At this time, the cold dishes before the meal were served, and Ling Chi said, "Let's eat first!" Although I didn't make it, my maids are good at cooking, and it's better than your dog meat. ”
"Hahaha, just eat some." Dao Ji smiled: "Since I became a monk, I haven't eaten a serious meal, but I didn't expect the first meal to be eaten at your place." ”
"I didn't expect to meet you here." Ling Chi said: "Now that there is no major event in the Three Realms, you Buddhists will not just think about sending some Bodhisattvas and Arhats to reincarnate and promote the influence of Buddhism, right?" ”
"Hahaha, in fact, after getting the positive fruit, the life span is too long, and if you don't find something to do, you will inevitably get sick, even so, it is a common thing to reincarnate and rebuild from time to time and experience the suffering of the world." Daoji said as he ate.
"I see." Ling Chi suddenly said, "So, sooner or later, the Buddha will be reincarnated and rebuilt?" ”
"There will be a day." Dao Ji admitted.
Ling Chi thought about it, he had watched a TV series before, called "Journey to the West", which was about the reincarnation of the Buddha and the story of Wutian against the Three Realms, the gods of that world were really weak, and they were killed by a junior of Wutian, which was really embarrassing, and in the end he actually relied on Sun Wukong to save the Three Realms, how nonsense can you say about this plot!
Especially when fighting, I kept playing replays quickly, as if I was afraid that the time would not drag on enough, it was simply frustrating.
But to be honest, it looks quite exciting, and the theme song is also very good, now think about it, isn't this the routine of online dramas! If you don't talk about any logic, it's cool.
However, this drama not only provided Ling Chi with countless opportunities to complain, but also began to consider the possibility of this story happening.
If Dao Ji didn't think that it was possible for the Buddha to be reincarnated and re-cultivated, he wouldn't doubt it, but since Dao Ji admitted it, then he had to think about it.
In this world, he won't encounter the plot of the sequel to Journey to the West, right?
It's not impossible, after all, the story of Journey to the West has already happened, and even Jigong has encountered it, what else is impossible?
Is this the world of "The Legend of the New White Lady", or a hodgepodge world? It's really cut, and it's messy.
The dishes were brought up one by one, Dao Ji devoured it, his mouth was full of oil, with his current image, he was not afraid of dirty, and those who could do it would never use chopsticks, and in the end, almost all the dishes on this table went into his stomach, and Ling Chi and Su Mei hardly ate much.
Full of wine and food, Dao Ji patted his stomach with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "It's delicious, I didn't expect your maids in the family to make it so delicious, it seems that you have a successor in your cooking skills." ”
Ling Chi shook his head: "It's just a spell to spread beans into soldiers, and there is no one who can inherit my cooking skills." ”
This is true, if you want to have a cooking skill like Ling Chi, you must have the assistance of the Kitchen God System, but Ling Chi has become the real host of the Kitchen God System, and others who want to learn cooking skills can only become Ling Chi's assistant chef, but because of the suppression of the system, the assistant chef will always be a small level below the host, and he will never catch up with Ling Chi's cooking skills, so Ling Chi will say that no one can inherit his cooking skills.
"It turned out to be a soldier who sprinkled beans." Dao Ji's eyes lit up, and he smiled: "Master Ling, can you give me a little cook?" I won't have to eat those leftovers all day long. ”
Ling Chi chuckled: "What do you take in exchange?" ”
"Hmm......" Daoji thought for a moment, put his hand into his arms, and began to rub the mud pills. After a while, he rubbed a mud pill the size of a soybean and said, "How about the elixir that can cure all diseases?" ”
Wind and Fire Thunder appeared in front of Ling Chi, exuding a terrifying aura of destruction.
"Hey, don't do it, don't do it." Dao Ji hurriedly put away the mud pills and said, "Just kidding, why bother fighting and killing." ”
Ling Chi snorted coldly: "Eat me, drink me, and want to deceive my maid, it's really daring." If you can't get anything good, I advise you to leave at once, lest you hurt your peace. ”
Dao Ji laughed dryly: "That's nature, that's nature." "After thinking about it carefully, I felt that there was nothing to exchange, it was really that Buddhism was not as rich as Taoism, and Taoism was a bunch of high-grade spiritual treasures at every turn, and what about Buddhism? There are a lot of low-level magic weapons, but there are few high-level ones.
Think about how rich the disciples of the three sects of the Daomen were during the Fengshen period, all kinds of high-level and top-level spiritual treasures were thrown out as if they were not going to be money, and what kind of things were the Buddhist sects? If it weren't for the barrenness of the West, how could Zhun Ti often go to the East to fight the autumn breeze? It's not poor yet. Don't look at the status of the dragon descending Arhat is high enough, he is a disciple of the Buddha, but there is really no decent magic weapon.
If you have to say it, the broken fan in his hand is considered a piece, but Ling Chi has a wide range of friends, and the big men of the Three Realms have given him a lot of good things, so how can he take a fancy to his broken fan.
For a while, Dao Ji was a little embarrassed, and after thinking about it for a long time, he finally smiled bitterly: "The poor monk has nothing to exchange." ”
Ling Chi smiled and said, "There is no magic weapon, and magic powers can also be used, I don't pick them." ”
"......" Dao Ji shook his head: "My Buddhist magic, but only Buddhist disciples can practice it, and Ling Shi's identity does not match." ”
"Forget it." Ling Chi didn't care: "Don't ask me for any maid again, my maid is expensive!" ”
Dao Ji sighed, no longer delusional.
After taking a few sips of hot tea, Ling Chi got down to business: "Jinshan Temple Fahai, do you know?" ”
"Fahai?" Dao Ji was a little surprised: "What do you ask him for?" ”
"Just a little curious." Ling Chi said: "Do you just say that you recognize it or not? ”
"I've heard it, but I haven't seen it." Dao Ji said: "There are so many monks in the world, and I don't know everyone. ”
"Since you have heard of him, it means that he is very famous." Ling Chi smiled and asked, "Which Venerable of your Buddhism is he the reincarnation of?" ”
"How can there be so many Venerables." Dao Ji shook his head: "Fahai is just a destined person with a lot of wisdom, and he has long been controlled by the Jade Emperor, but he is not the core figure of my Buddhism, even if he becomes an immortal in the future, he will not be controlled by my Buddhism." ”
"Oh?" Ling Chi didn't expect things to go this way, "But Fahai is a disciple of Buddhism after all, and the Buddha can stand it?" ”
"Hey, hey, hey." Dao Ji smiled, "My Buddhism is already under the control of the Jade Emperor, so what can't I stand it?" ”
There is nothing wrong with the words of "......".
This world is not the world of the god list, nor is it the world of the torrent, in this world, the Jade Emperor is the master of the Three Realms, even if the Three Qing and Four Emperors are nominally equal to the Jade Emperor, to some extent, they must obey the orders of the Jade Emperor, and Buddhism is naturally no exception. But he was not 'invited' by the Jade Emperor like in the TV series, but ordered to be called, according to the imperial court system in the world, the Jade Emperor is the emperor, and the Buddha is at most a scholar, not even a prime minister.
As for Sun Wukong's havoc in the Heavenly Palace, it is a game from beginning to end, a game set by all parties to discuss together, Sun Wukong is just a pawn to open this game, and the ultimate goal is to let Buddhism spread eastward, not to call the Daomen family dominant, and affect the rule of the Jade Emperor.
After all, almost all the immortals in the heavenly court are disciples of the Daomen, and the Taishang Laojun also occupies a Tushi palace in the heavenly court, and he practices and plays when he is idle, but in fact, he is the backer of the disciples who come to the door, once the Jade Emperor makes a mediocre move, he can ascend and shout and sanction the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor lived in this environment, and he was unwilling to dominate, so he hooked up with the Buddha who had some ideas, and later after many preparations, he finally balanced the relationship between all parties and launched the Journey to the West.
In the end, Buddhism moved eastward, and its power became stronger and stronger, and it had the strength to compete with the Taoist gate. The Jade Emperor also had the foundation to move between Buddhism and Taoism, and strengthened his rule.
This was Ling Chi's guess of the situation in the years after the end of the Journey to the West, otherwise there would be no way to explain why a Monkey King in the Taiyi Golden Immortal Realm made the Heavenly Palace look like that?
The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother even sacrificed Pan Taoyuan, how could they make such a stupid decision if there was not enough exchange of benefits? The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are not the dim people people imagine.
He finally understood why Bai Suzhen secretly ate the Fahai elixir, it would be the gods of the heavenly court who would give Fahai the elixir, not the people of Buddhism.
At the time, it seemed a little unreasonable, but now it seems that everything makes sense.
"This Fahai has been cultivated for 1,700 years, and it is valued by the Jade Emperor, why hasn't it achieved positive results yet?" Ling Chi asked, "You can't be too stupid in your qualifications, and you haven't achieved anything after so many years of penance, right?" ”
"Then I don't know." Dao Ji shook his head, fanned the wind with a broken fan, and said, "Whether he becomes an immortal or a Buddha, it is a good thing for Heavenly Court after all, why should Master Ling ask so clearly?" ”
Ling Chi smiled faintly and said, "Hearing you say this, I know that this Fahai should have some dirt with your Buddhism." ”
Dao Ji: "......"
"Don't be nervous." Ling Chi said, "I'm not interested in your, as long as it doesn't disturb me." ”
Dao Ji smiled: "Master Ling Shi said that you are a person from outside the sky, no matter what happens in Heavenly Court, you have nothing to do with Lord Ling Shi. ”
"But the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are very good to me, and I hope nothing happens between you before I leave." Ling Chi took a sip of hot tea and said, "Otherwise, I can only say sorry." ”
Dao Ji smiled and said, "Don't worry, Lord Ling, it's just some after-entertainment programs, it's not a big deal." ”
Ling Chi nodded: "That's good." ”
Seeing that Ling Chi no longer pursued, Dao Ji secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Master Ling to be so keen, but he can guess the flower in a little thing, this ability to understand people's hearts is amazing." ”
Ling Chi smiled faintly and said, "It's nothing." ”
It's all the credit of [figuring out people's hearts] that broke out from Tai Bai Xing, since he ate this dish, Ling Chi felt that he didn't seem to be deceived, and it was precisely because of the ability of this dish that he could get along so well with the bigwigs of the Three Realms in the past few years.
People's hearts are thoroughly figured out, and they naturally know how to please each other.
Over the years, some people even gave him a joking name: the first courtesan in Heaven.
Hehe, if it weren't for the fact that the recipe hadn't exploded enough, he would have gone on a killing spree a long time ago.
you X's courtesan, brother is a man!
After chatting with Dao Ji for a while, Dao Ji yawned, stretched, got up and said, "Full of wine and food, the poor monk is also going to travel the world, Master Ling, there will be a period later." ”
"That's leaving?" Ling Chi said: "I still want to keep you here for a few days!" ”
"Hahaha, poor monks are all over the world, how can they stick to one place." Dao Ji turned around and waved his own: "Master Ling doesn't have to send it, say goodbye." ”
When the words fell, Dao Ji staggered away from the Ling Mansion, coming easily and walking chicly.
"What a strange person." Su Mei blinked and said, "It's just a little dirty, a little smelly, the clothes, shoes, hats, fans, and fans are a little torn, and they look ugly, otherwise there will definitely be a group of good men and women to follow." ”
Dao Ji, who had already walked outside the door, lost his balance and fell on his stomach.
Ling Chi snorted and laughed.
The big hand pinched Su Mei's face: "You little goblin, the level of mending knives is getting higher and higher." ”
"Hehe......" Su Mei smiled a little silly, but she was shrewd in her heart: dare to pretend to be garlic in front of Brother Ling, you deserve it!
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Today's update, the body is still a little heavy, the panda needs a few days to take care of the disease, but it won't be broken, this month's full attendance, the panda is going to be decided.
Finally, ask for a monthly pass and ask for a recommendation ticket,?? (???????? Compare the heart
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