"Go back before the Queen Mother's birthday." Ling Chi said: "There is still plenty of time, but you, who ran to the lower realm and didn't enjoy the blessings of Qingfu, but made yourself look like this, what are you trying to do?" ”

"It's actually pretty good." Dao Ji said: "Compared with the previous days of regularity, now I have released my nature, and my life is much more comfortable than before." But it is a pity that such days can only last for a few decades. ”

"Do you want to go on like this?" Ling Chi asked.

"If possible, of course." Dao Ji gnawed two mouthfuls of dog meat and said: "Now I can eat if I want, drink when I want, sleep when I want, no one can care, I can still take care of injustices when I am idle, I am revered, I really call a happy life." If only it could be like this forever. ”

"Don't even think about it." Ling Chi said: "If you are the reincarnation of a little shrimp, it is fine, but you are one of the eighteen Arhats, how can the Buddha Sect easily let you go." ”

"So it's going to be a good couple of decades, hahaha." Dao Ji can see it, every day is happy, maybe for him, reincarnation and rebirth is the same as human beings playing video games!

Ling Chi smiled slightly and said, "What can you encounter when you stay in Lingyin Temple every day?" Why don't you go around the people, maybe you can come across something more interesting. ”

"Yes!" Dao Ji said: "When I want to drink wine and eat meat, I go around the city, and there will always be problems." ”

Ling Chi nodded: "No wonder I didn't see you last time I came to Lingyin Temple, it turns out that you entered the city." ”

"Oh?" Dao Ji asked, "What are you coming to me for?" ”

"Of course I'm going to come and see if you've made such a big move." Ling Chi said: "After all, there is no monk like you in Buddhism. ”

"Hahaha, even you want to come and see, it can be seen that my changes this time are still effective." Dao Ji said with a smile: "In the future, the influence of my Buddhism in Dongtu will be more extensive. ”

Ling Chi smiled and shook his head, both admiration for the efforts of Buddhism and helplessness at the poor promotion of Taoism.

There is no way to do this, Buddhism pays attention to entering the WTO, Taoism pays attention to birth, one is specifically for the general public to preach, and the other wants to break away from the general public, run to the deep mountains and old forests to cultivate immortals alone, in the ancient era when the people were not well educated, ordinary people were fooled a few times and became loyal believers in Buddhism, and there was no way.

Fortunately, the emperors of China have always been very powerful, so that they did not let religion become a huge force that controlled the country like in Europe, so as not to treat different people as pagans for the legitimacy of the gods they believed in, so as to fight to the death.

Believing in this kind of thing, it's good to have a thought in your heart, and to use a knife for the sake of an ethereal god is really a brain disease.

Seeing that there was no one in sight, the three of them took off into the air and flew towards Ling Mansion.

Soon, the three of them landed in front of the Ling Mansion, and Ling Chi said, "It's here." ”

Dao Ji looked at the mansion in front of him and said, "It turns out that this is your home, no wonder it was built so quickly." ”

"You've heard of my mansion too?" Ling Chi asked.

"Qiu Wangfu, everyone in Hangzhou knows it." Dao Ji said with a smile: "It's just bad luck, and the end is not good." ”

"A companion is like a tiger, the tiger is not dead before the tiger stands in line, the little tiger deserves to die." Ling Chi said, "Come in!" Good wine and good food are enough. ”

"Hahaha, then I'm not welcome to be a monk." Dao Jile blossomed, I really haven't eaten the dishes made by the chef for a long time, and the last time it was the queen mother's peach party, those vegetarian meals were really delicious and indescribable.

Before you know it, three hundred years have passed.

As soon as he walked into the Ling Mansion, he heard a coquettish voice: "Ling Chi! You bastard! ”

A green shadow struck and shot straight into Ling Chi's chest.

Dao Ji's eyes narrowed, and he didn't move, as if he didn't have any reaction.

Ling Chi saw the person coming and kicked it away.

Xiaoqing screamed, flew out dozens of meters, and fell directly into the pond in the backyard, turning into a soup chicken for the second time.

Bai Suzhen, who was kneeling in the pavilion, saw this and hurriedly got up: "Xiaoqing! ”

At the moment when Bai Suzhen got up, Ling Chi's eyes narrowed, and he said to the nearby maid: "Let the kitchen prepare a table of good wine and food, I want to find a distinguished guest." ”

"Yes, young master." The maid immediately went to the kitchen to give an order, and Ling Chi walked into the front hall with Dao Ji and said, "Just sit down!" ”

Dao Ji looked at the entire hall and said with a smile: "It's really good, the concentration of aura here, well, could it be the Spirit Gathering Array?" ”

"If you don't have enough aura, you can't grow high-quality ingredients, and the wine and vegetables I eat later are all grown by me, which is much stronger than what is sold outside." Ling Chi said.

Dao Ji laughed and said, "Monk, I have a good mouth today!" As he spoke, he thrust his unauthorized back of his neck and said, "Where did the snake demon in Tsing Yi come from just now?" ”

"It's the local monster, I used to live in the dilapidated Qiu Wang's Mansion, and then the Qiu Wang's Mansion was stopped by me, she didn't give up, so she came to me for trouble......" Ling Chi said a little about Xiaoqing, and said: "This morning, Bai Suzhen wanted to find a career for her, but I didn't agree, so she knelt in front of me and begged me for mercy." ”

Speaking of this, Ling Chi said: "I still haven't agreed, so I'll go to you, she has been kneeling and not moving before, presumably that Xiaoqing saw Bai Suzhen kneeling, and was about to do something to me in a fit of anger, but now that Bai Suzhen has gotten up, I don't have to worry about this Xiaoqing." ”

After hearing this, Dao Ji laughed and said: "Ordinary monsters are already moody, you think you can influence her, but your efforts are in vain. ”

"I never thought of proselytizing her." Ling Chi shook his head and said, "It's just that Bai Suzhen regards her as a sister and hopes to stay by her side, I'm just a favor." Originally, she was fine, but she was too wild-minded and repeatedly collided with me, and if she didn't teach her a lesson, she would never know what to do. ”

Dao Ji smiled: "Women are very troublesome, I advise you to provoke less." ”

Ling Chi looked at him and asked, "Since women are troublesome and shouldn't be provoked, then let me ask, why are there men and women?" ”

Dao Ji smiled and did not answer.

If he were someone else, of course he would have a set of tirades, but in the face of Ling Chi, who was also superb in Buddhism, he didn't have that confidence. At the beginning, Ling Chi was in the purple bamboo forest of the South China Sea and Guanyin Bodhisattva to teach Buddhism, but even the Buddha was amazed, he was just an arhat, on Buddhism, where is Ling Chi's opponent.

Seeing his attitude, Ling Chi knew what was going on, but he didn't feel embarrassed for him, he just said: "Even the Jade Emperor is accompanied by the queen mother, how can I be without a woman." Otherwise, what is the use of me asking for this iron rod? ”

"Iron rods?" Dao Ji was stunned: "Are you talking about Sun Wukong?" ”

Ling Chi smiled and did not answer.

Dao Ji: "......"

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