Chapter 109: A little baby who can stretch and contract
Miss Xiaohu is a girl with a very pure mind, there is no malice, just use this knife to scare and scare Zhu Jiadi, let him taste the taste of "lifting a stone to hit his own feet", of course, Miss Xiaohu can't say such a thing, she doesn't even know what the phrase "lifting a stone to hit her own feet" means, but what she thinks in her heart is probably what it means, you dare to scare the old lady with a knife? Okay, now that the knife is in my hand, it's my turn to scare you!
called to take off his clothes, and Zhu Jiadi took off all his clothes, leaving only a pair of small pants. In fact, Miss Xiaohu is just trying to have fun, look at his embarrassed appearance, haha a pleasure, this matter has passed, but there was a little accident, Zhu Jiadi was scared, he didn't know what Miss Xiaohu was, he was really afraid that the knife would fall on him, so he thought about running for his life.
What a naughty person Miss Hu is! If Zhu Jiadi shrunk his shoulders and knelt there honestly, Miss Hu laughed for two or three minutes, and if she didn't want to play anymore, she would let him go; Zhu Jiadi wants to run? This is self-defeating, and it just arouses the playful heart of the little bearded girl. I want to go, but my mother won't let you go!
Miss Hu turned the handle of the knife, and the blade was aimed at Zhu Jiadi's little pants, "Say, tell you to take off your clothes, why is there one left?" What should you do if you disobey military orders? ”
Zhu Jiadi covered his little pants and said, "Uh...... Disobedience to military orders...... There should be three kowtows to you. "If you don't obey military orders, you should be beheaded! Zhu Jiadi, this is bullying the little Hu girl and is uneducated.
Miss Xiaohu really believed it, nodded, and straightened her waist, "Well, okay, you knock." Three rings, if you don't ring, it doesn't count! ”
The sin that should have been beheaded, with a click of a knife, the head fell off, and now it has been replaced by three kowtows, you can kowtow, the dock is still there, you can make as many noises as you want! Zhu Jiadi "dong dong dong" hit his head on the ground three times.
"Eh......" Miss Hu thought about it for a while, but said, "It's not loud enough, dear, I suggest you come three more times." ”
Zhu Jiadi's "dong dong" was three more times, and he really worked hard, and his forehead was already red and blue. If you want to say that Zhu Jiadi is a person, he really deserves it, and his color will not change! At this point, I still don't repent, and I am still thinking while kowtowing, this little girl, she believes everything I say, it's obviously easy to deceive! Wait, I'll make it!
Zhu Jiadi kowtowed three more times and raised his head to look at Miss Hu. He was kneeling, and Miss Hu was standing with her waist straight. He looked up from the bottom, and there was nothing else in front of him, only a pair of beautiful legs of Miss Xiaohu. When you glance at it, you can't take your eyes off it. I kept repeating "I will make it" in my heart, and suddenly my blood pressure rose, my mouth was dry, I couldn't help swallowing saliva, and my little pants bulged up.
Miss Hu's eyes lit up, as if she had just caught a glimpse of something interesting, and waved the big knife in her hand, "Okay, this time it's loud enough, you stand up." ”
Zhu Jiadi stood up, and his little pants also stepped forward.
Miss Hu pointed a knife at his little pants again, "No wonder you refuse to take off the last one, say, you are here...... What treasures are hidden? "Why are you still moving? Look at this silhouette is...... Little mouse?
Zhu Jiadi was speechless, this little girl is really untouched, she doesn't even understand this? Yes, it's a treasure hidden, but I can't show it to you! And this knife, can you slightly, oh no, it's better to throw it far away, don't point it like that
How is my baby, it's very insecure!
"Hurry up, you've already violated the military order, why don't you take off the last one quickly! This general fought on the battlefield, cutting people like mowing grass mustard, if you don't listen to the order and annoy me, I will kill you! "Miss Xiaohu really got into the play, like a mighty general, she put the knife horizontally, and the blade was aimed at Zhu Jiadi's neck.
Zhu Jiadi twisted and pinched, inserted two thumbs into the ends of the small pants, and slowly faded the pants down. Eventually, the treasure he was hiding inside was revealed.
Miss Hu tilted her head and stared intently, "This...... What is this? Curious, I leaned over and flicked it, and the baby jumped. Zhu Jiadi snorted, with a painful expression on his face.
Miss Hu played more energetically, pulling and pulling and pinching and kneading. This thing seems to be able to stretch and contract, sometimes hard and sometimes soft, constantly changing. This treasure is so amazing, the little bearded girl has never seen it, and she plays with it, throwing the knife aside and playing with it with both hands.
Zhu Jiadi couldn't stand being played, he was in pain and happy, he couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart, and he was about to explode, just in time to see the little bearded girl throw the knife at his feet, and the opportunity came! Zhu Jia bent down first, reached the handle of the knife, grabbed it, and swung the knife at the little bearded girl.
He didn't really want to cut Miss Hu, he just wanted to threaten her with a knife on her neck, just like Miss Hu had just threatened him. But Miss Hu is not an ordinary person after all, she noticed that the sharp blade on her side was coming towards her, and she moved very quickly, her body lay back, and she raised her foot and kicked at the hilt of the knife.
Zhu Jiadi didn't expect Miss Hu to react like this, and was kicked by Miss Xiaohu quickly, and before she could exert any strength in her hand, the big knife had already flown out of her hand.
The big knife spun and flew into the air, drawing circles and falling down, although Zhu Jiadi reacted slowly, he also took a small step back, raising his hand to protect his head. The big knife almost fell against the tip of Zhu Jiadi's nose and slashed in front of him, fortunately, it didn't hurt other parts of him, and it was impartial...... Hit the treasure that Zhu Jiadi protruded.
I can't describe how miserable Zhu Jiadi's cry was. Zhu Jiadi fell to the ground, screamed a few times, and passed out. Miss Hu covered her mouth on the side, staring at her surprised eyes, not quite understanding what kind of treasure this was, but she could see that this baby was part of Zhu Jiadi's body, and she seemed to be ...... Accidentally, accidentally injured Zhu Jiadi? It was also very badly wounded, and it bled all over the ground!
There are still house slaves under Zhu Jiadi's hands, these have long been ready, as soon as they heard their young master screaming, they all got up, you pat me, I pat you, "Wake up, brothers, sure enough, you still have to send our young master to find a doctor." Hurry up. ”
A few house slaves hurriedly ran to Zhu Jiadi's house, kicked open the door and saw that these people almost didn't faint, and now it's completely over! I have long known that my young master is lang, but now it's good, even the capital of the wave is gone, and the grass is eradicated.
This thing, everyone says that this is the root of life, without this thing, it is equivalent to the loss of life, these house slaves did not protect the master's little baby, it is the same crime as murdering the master, and the death penalty is inevitable. As a house slave, he eats and drinks other people's houses every day, and when he sees his master injured, his first instinctive reaction is to step forward for treatment, but after seeing the injured part of his young master, all the house slaves took a step back.
This injury can't be healed! Not to mention that year, even in a modern society where the level of medicine has made great progress, this kind of little baby,
It's broken, but there's really no way to restore it to its original state, and even if it can barely be taken back, it will lose its function of passing on the lineage. In that year, let alone that, all the house slaves knew as soon as they saw this scene that the young master was finished, and they were finished.
If these house slaves carried the young master to the doctor and died in the process of treatment, or if they were revived but their little baby was gone, these house slaves could not escape and were doomed to die.
Although they were loyal and tried their best to protect the lord in the past, whatever the young master arranged, they would do it immediately, but after this one thing is done, these house slaves may all die, and at the critical moment of their lives, these house slaves are a little timid, and the thoughts in their hearts are that they don't want to save this young master. Taking advantage of the young master's coma, it's still too late to escape.
Zhu Jiadi's little baby was cut off, not intentionally by Miss Hu, but Miss Hu understood that the kick she kicked on the hilt of the knife played a key role. Who made Zhu Jiadi swing his sword at me? Miss Hu thinks that Zhu Jiadi deserves it. But after all, he was kind-hearted, and when he saw Zhu Jiadi fall to the ground in a coma, bleeding nonstop, he felt remorse for accidentally injuring Zhu Jia.
At the critical moment, the little Hu girl, who was still not afraid of heaven and earth, was righteous, rolled up the futon with her hands and feet, wrapped Zhu Jiadi's bleeding lower body, carried Zhu Jiadi on her shoulders, and shouted at the stunned house slaves: "What are you standing stupidly for, hurry up and save people!" ”
"Yes! Come on! The house slave couldn't take care of it anymore, so he led the little bearded girl and ran all the way to Lao Langzhong. The blood on Zhu Jiadi's body soaked the bedding and stained a large piece of clothes on Miss Xiaohu's shoulders, the more Miss Hu looked at it, the more anxious she became, and she ran all the way to urge a few house slaves, "Can you run faster?" ”
These house slaves are really running with the strength to eat milk, and the little Hu girl is running with people on her shoulders, and she thinks they are slow, and a few house slaves clearly realize that their young master should not have provoked such a unaffordable goods!
In the middle of the night, I ran to the courtyard of Lao Langzhong, and I saw a light on in the house and a figure dangling at the door. Lieutenant General Lao Lang opened the two doors left and right, frowning and beckoning, "Come on, come on!" ”
It's so late, he hasn't slept yet, pacing back and forth at the door, obviously this old man is waiting for Zhu Jiadi, waiting for him to be carried again. I don't know if this old man is a doctor or a fortune teller, he has already seen it, and this unlucky child will definitely come to this trip. Just look at that look, if you don't listen to persuasion, you will definitely be unlucky, but I didn't expect to be so unlucky!
Untied the futon wrapped around Zhu Jiadi's body, the old man's fingers trembled, and he didn't know where to start! Which girl did this unlucky kid provoke, and why was he so ruthless?
Disinfection and hemostasis, pinching acupuncture points, inducing qi and irrigating water, Lao Langzhong's means are extraordinary, and after a while, the unconscious Zhu Jiadi "hummed and wooed", accompanied by a cry of pain, opened his eyes.
During this period, the house slaves had already escaped. Knowing that this was the sin of killing the head, they led Miss Xiaohu and brought their young master to Lao Langzhong, which was regarded as fulfilling their last loyalty, but in the final analysis, their own lives mattered, and they all fled for their lives.
There was a little bearded girl left at the head of the bed, anxiously waiting for Zhu Jiadi's awakening.
Zhu Jiadi's eyes slowly opened, and as soon as she opened a slit, Miss Hu leaned over with an excited face and shouted excitedly, "Are you awake?" You're awake! Zhu Jiadi exclaimed, and fainted again.