Chapter 108: Look at this knife, it's big and long
Zhu Jiadi is holding a big knife, wait! Holding a broadsword? Isn't it a big knife that everyone is afraid of when they see it, hugging it? Didn't you cut yourself off? According to the rules of the rivers and lakes, in order to hide people's eyes and ears, the big knife is generally wrapped in thick cloth, so it can be held in your arms.
Zhu Jiadi held the knife and walked in the direction of the sound, if I heard it correctly, the little Hu girl should have made the sound in her own room. It's just that I just sent someone out to look for it but didn't find it, and I haven't seen Miss Hu when I'm sitting in the house, so I don't know when Miss Hu entered the house, so I'm a little surprised.
Surprised, Zhu Jiadi doesn't care, he is now holding a big knife in his hand, he is bound to win, he must bluff Miss Hu and play some exciting little games.
Zhu Jiadi's temperament was on his head, the door of his house was originally open, and he still kicked on the door before entering the house, """Suddenly, the two door pages are divided into about one, Zhu Jiadi carried a big knife into the house, and glanced angrily.
After looking around, I didn't see Miss Hu. Zhu Jiadi thought that he might have heard it wrong, and he would go out again to listen carefully and find out the source of the sound. Suddenly, there was a gust of wind in the house. You still remember, Zhu Jiadi fell directly from the upstairs window, so he had already asked someone to nail the windows shut, this room is not ventilated, this strange wind, it is really strange.
Zhu Jiadi was also puzzled, turned his head to look in the direction where the wind was blowing, and saw the curtain on the bed floating, revealing a corner, just in time to glimpse the side face of the little bearded girl, and when he looked at it, through the light curtain, it was faintly visible that there was a woman with a graceful figure lying on the bed. With a flawless side face and an excellent figure, it's not the little bearded girl he regards as a fairy, but who is it?
Zhu Jiadi didn't smile, grabbed the knife, walked to the bed, sent the knife forward, and opened the curtain. Sure enough, I saw Miss Xiaohu lying on his bed, lying on her side, one leg straightened, and the other leg bent up, and her posture was very sultry. The corners of his mouth showed a harmless innocent smile of humans and animals, and his eyes were full of autumn water, blinking charmingly.
Miss Hu is still wearing a maid outfit, this charming appearance, but any man with normal physiology will not be able to control himself, let alone this Zhu Jiadi, who is greedy for beauty?
Although he couldn't resist the temptation of Miss Hu, Zhu Jiadi was still very sensible, not as anxious as before, this time he first showed the big knife, slapped it on the edge of the bed, and said with a hideous face: "See, what trick are you playing with me again, this big knife, it doesn't have long eyes!" ”
The little bearded girl shrank inward wrapped in the futon, looked aggrieved, and said coquettishly: "Official...... What are you doing, the slave family is good to serve you, how can you ...... How can I bring such a terrible thing to bed and hurt it again if I don't pay attention? ”
Zhu Jiadi laughed wildly, "Hahaha, okay, that's good!" Afraid of getting hurt? Then you should be careful! ”
Zhu Jiadi's heart blossomed, yes, I'm afraid of being hurt, then you should be attentive and serve the master well!
Miss Xiaohu is just pretending, she is afraid of the knife? How could she be afraid of that knife?! For monsters, soulless weapons are not worthy of being called weapons, and weapons made of steel like the mortal world can't hurt Miss Hu at all; The fat man is pinned to his waist, like Brother Jian, and the little Hu girl is afraid.
Miss Xiaohu said "If you are not careful, you will be hurt again", adding the element of performance, on the surface it seems that she is afraid of being hurt by a big knife, but in fact, she has a heart
And I was thinking, eh? Do you dare to use a knife to threaten the old lady? Be careful, I'll hurt you for a while, but you brought it on yourself, don't blame me for not warning you in advance.
"Official...... Where are you going, it's so late and you haven't gone to bed yet. The little bearded girl spoke in a sweet tone and behaved softly, and reached out to unbutton the top neckline of Zhu Jiadi's clothes.
Zhu Jiadi hurriedly shrank back, "You don't need to loosen your clothes for me, you come first." ”
He's not stupid, what if he strips him naked and throws him out again? In the same pit, he won't fall a second time.
Miss Xiaohu's hand pressed on her undulating chest, and her eyes secretly sent Qiu Bo, "Official, you ...... What do you think of me, I'm a girl, how can I not be ashamed and undress myself? ”
Zhu Jiadi laughed, "Okay, then I'll help you!" ”
Doing this kind of thing, Zhu Jiadi can be said to be familiar with the road and the most "understanding". Get started and go to pick up the skirt of the little bearded girl. Women's clothes are different from men's, men's have buttons, which can be unbuttoned from top to bottom; Women's skirts are generally unbuttoned, they are worn in a whole set (like today's dresses), and when they are undone, they are lifted from the bottom to the top of the head.
In other words, the little bearded girl who didn't know anything about the etiquette and customs of the world before, in fact, when the weather was hot, she naturally pulled up her skirt and used it as a fan. If a man wants to tease her skirt, she won't mind, and thinks that someone else is going to borrow a fan from her.
However, after studying in a professional technical school, plus receiving after-school tutoring from Xiaoxi, Xiaohu now knows some of the most basic rules for being a woman, for example, the skirt cannot be lifted casually. If you get rid of it, it's you who play hooligan, and if someone else gets it, it's someone else who wants to play hooligan on you.
As soon as Zhu Jiadi wanted to lift her skirt, Miss Hu understood, oh, this is going to be a hooligan to the old lady, right?
If you want to refuse it, you can welcome it, taught by a professional female technician, and you don't understand anything else, but Miss Xiaohu understands this trick. Holding it with his hand, he pushed Zhu Jiadi's hand away, and said softly: "What are you doing...... " Then the strength of Miss Hu's hand decreased, let Zhu Jiadi's hand go up a little, and Miss Hu made a little more effort and pressed down a little. looks pitiful and pitiful who wants to resist, but is scared and doesn't dare to resist.
The skirt went up and down, revealing a slender leg, but it never reached the mysterious place. Zhu Jiadi looked at the blood veins, glared at the little Hu girl fiercely, gritted his teeth, patted the big knife on the edge of the bed, and threatened: "Hand! Don't move! ”
Let's make it very clear, after Zhu Jiadi arrived at the bedside, he picked up the curtain with a knife, slapped the knife on the edge of the bed, and he didn't care, he didn't hold the knife in his hand, the knife was always on the bed!
According to Zhu Jiadi's logic, is it to see? I brought a big knife, are you afraid? If you're afraid, just be obedient!
Now that Miss Xiaohu wanted to refuse and resist, Zhu Jiadi patted the big knife on the bed again, telling her not to move, and then he squinted his eyes, rolled his skirt with both hands, and slowly turned the hem of Miss Xiaohu's skirt up. It seems that this knife really doesn't need to be held in the hand, and it has enough deterrent power.
And Miss Hu's logic is uh? Are you slapping this knife to scare me? No, now you're teasing my skirt with both hands, and the knife is on the bed, and it's in my hand, and this knife should be my weapon!
Miss Xiaohu picked up the knife with her hand, took the knife and slashed it twice on Zhu Jiadi's head, "Hey, Zhu Gongzi, please trouble, hand, don't move." ”
Zhu Jiadi only felt that his scalp was numb, as if something cold had scratched his head a few times, and when he looked up, he saw that a big knife in front of him was sticking to his face. Miss Hu is not afraid, but he is really afraid, if this big knife is cut off from the face......
"Hey you!" Zhu Jiadi trembled and pointed at the little bearded girl, "You put it down!" This is the knife I brought! ”
Miss Hu squinted at Zhu Jiadi, smiling evilly, and slashed the back of the knife on Zhu Jiadi's little white face, "Oh...... You got this knife? Why did you throw it on the bed, I thought you gave it to me. ”
Zhu Jiadi was scared half to death! Fortunately, it's just the back of the knife, if you use the front of the knife, pull so many times, your own face, then it's all flowers! Why am I so stupid, how can I naively think that when the knife hits here, she is so scared that she doesn't dare to move?!
Zhu Jiadi couldn't wait to slap his big mouth, he was annoyed, looking at the knife in front of him, he was scared enough, and said with a wry smile: "Ah...... Ha...... Little Hu girl, this knife...... I brought it, mainly for you, you see, okay, this knife is big enough and long, right? If it's not enough, I'll give you another one? ”
Miss Hu was amused by him, oh hey, are you really a fool for your mother?
"Give it to me? Okay, great, thank you, Zhu Daguan, this knife ...... It's big enough and long enough, that's it...... How to play? The little bearded girl held the knife vertically, slashed diagonally, and looked at the knife left and right, and the blade slashed in front of Zhu Jiadi's eyes.
As soon as the blade moved, Zhu Jiadi chuckled in his heart, for fear that if Miss Xiaohu was not careful, the blade would really fall on his face. Zhu Jiadi hurriedly replied, "Little Hu girl, that's how we play, uh...... That is, you hold this knife, just like a general, commanding thousands of armies and horses, no one is dissatisfied, I will do whatever you say, and the military order is like a mountain, which is what it means. However, when you give the order, you must raise your sword above your head, so that you will look like a general! ”
Zhu Jiadi was crying in his heart, what is like a general and not like a general, please aunt and grandmother, hold the knife well, don't play around on my head and face, my heart is about to jump out!
"Good!" Miss Xiaohu was elated, and raised the knife above her head, "Zhu Jiadi listens to the order!" Belch...... Take your clothes off first! ”
Zhu Jiadi is about to regret dying, it is really a knife on the head of the word "color", not a "knife" written on paper, it is really a real knife that is extremely sharp, and it may fall down at any time when held above the head! You should listen to that old man, don't provoke this little Hu girl! Now, it's useless to regret it, it's important to save your life, so I don't say a word, I take off my clothes.
"By the way, the general," Zhu Jiadi threw off the clothes in his hand and knelt on the ground wearing only a pair of small pants, "The march is difficult and long, and I haven't prepared a drink for the general yet, so I will arrange it!" ”
Make an excuse and get out of here! Zhu Jiadi was full of scenes, pretending to prepare drinks for the "general", but after speaking, he didn't dare to turn around, stared at the big knife in the hand of the little bearded girl, and moved backwards.
"Huh...... Wait," the little bearded girl smiled slyly, "I ordered you to take off your clothes, why are you still undressed?" 2k reading network