The two immortals didn't know where to fight, and the fat man stood at the door alone, watching the pouring rain outside the house, helpless. What should I do, there is another one in the house, the Taoist chief said, gave it to me, okay, I have to dare to ask for me! If this is broad daylight, the two of them are in love with each other, and they come to this clean room to sit and drink tea and talk, how romantic! How did I meet a beautiful woman in the middle of the night?! Yes, I'm also greasy, and I deserve to have no daughter-in-law, but God, you can't play like this all the time!

I was scolding God in my heart, the wind and clouds suddenly changed, and black clouds gathered over the roof, and there was thunder and lightning in an instant, as if he was about to aim at it, and he specially split this room. The little fat man took two steps back and folded his hands: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't scold you, I didn't scold you." ”

The fat man was bending down to apologize to God, when he felt a layer of soft stuff pasted behind him, and a few strands of green silk hung down along his shoulder. The woman silently came behind the fat man and grabbed him from behind. Fat people have seen a lot of this! didn't turn his head back, and said angrily: "Get out!" Less in this set! ”

There was a "click", and a hole broke in the roof. The fat man turned and pushed the woman away, looking up. Well...... That's right, that's right, it's aimed. Isn't it okay, oh my God, to complain about two sentences? Can you use this ruthless hand? Anger the fat man so much that he can't do it! Don't say anything about strange people and strange things when you meet them all day, just complain a few words, God has to chop you to death! Where can I reason?

The woman next to her was pushed by the fat man, and she didn't dare to have physical contact with the little fat man again, but she kept hiding behind the little fat man, and her expression was very panicked.

At this moment, the scabbard moved, poking the little fat man. The little fat man looked down and smiled: "Are you awake now?" Or...... Hack you first, right? "This hatred in my heart, if it weren't for this sword, I could have these things? As he spoke, the little fat man held the hilt of the sword, raised the sword above his head, looked up at the hole in the roof, and shouted, "Come, come, kill me!" ”

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble!" This sword is very flexible, the blade of the sword is bent and folded, and the tip of the sword swings back and forth. Playing with life, you have to get rid of the fate of the fat man who uses it as a lightning rod.

A man and a sword were making a fuss, and as soon as there was a rumbling thunder, a flash of lightning slashed at the fat man's feet at a speed that was indistinguishable to the human eye. The fat man looked down at the small pit at his feet and muttered, "Heh! It's ruthless. ”

I listened to the sword and said, "It's not to cut you, it's okay if you stay away from her." ”

When the fat man hears it, who else can there be? - That's the only woman in the house! Don't turn around and look at the woman who was bent behind her, and said, "Don't follow me!" The fat man walked away, found a corner, and sat down cross-legged. Strange to say, this woman lost her face and trembled, obviously very afraid, but she listened to everything the fat man said, told her not to follow, and she really didn't follow, sat down on the spot, hugged her knees, buried her head, and sobbed in a low voice.

The fat man sat in the corner, and there was no one else in the room, just this woman, and he looked up at the roof for a while, and then at the woman sitting not far from the door. Looking at it, the roof above the woman was split by lightning one by one, and after a few loud bangs, the roof above her was already a big hole. The bean-sized raindrops hit her unobstructed. The woman kept the same position, burying her head and crying. When the fat man looked at it, he always felt some inexplicable feelings in his heart, but he couldn't express it, and he couldn't say how uncomfortable it was. patted the scabbard in his hand: "This woman's ...... What's going on? ”

The sword said, "How do I know? The first time you saw her, it was the first time I saw her, and I didn't know her. Do you have any wine, take a sip to suppress the shock. ”

"Hey......" the fat man unscrewed the cap of the bottle, "I should have killed you first." ”

As soon as the cap was opened, the tip of the sword couldn't wait to pierce the mouth of the bottle. The little fat man was feeding the sword wine, and there was a flash in the room, and the whole room lit up. The woman screamed "ah" and lay on the ground, her right hand protecting her left shoulder, her eyes were red, and she bit her lip, as if she was in great pain.

The fat man knocked on the sword: "Hey, hey~ Don't drink it yet!" Will she be hacked to death? ”

Jian replied, "Of course," and went back drinking.

As he spoke, the fat man looked up and saw a light in the air! The fat man didn't think about it at all, he didn't have any thoughts, and somehow, as soon as he shook the wine bottle in his hand, the whole person pounced on the woman.

Waiting for the thunderbolt, there has been no movement for a long time. The fat man opened his eyes and looked at the woman, where is there a woman?! Pressed under him was a fox! The fat man got up and watched: the clouds cleared in the air, the rain stopped, revealing a few twinkling stars.

The fat man looked back, and in the corner of the wall, there was a sword, and on the tip of the sword, a bottle of wine was obliquely picked. The fat man went over, grabbed the bottle, and the sword "lay down." The fat man doesn't care about it, do you need to say it? This must have been too much to drink. There was still some wine left in the bottle, and the little fat man took it and poured it into the wound of the fox. Yes, I don't know what kind of treatment it is to be struck by lightning, but with the common sense of fat people, it can only go so far. Disinfect the wound first, then take a small piece of cloth and wrap it around to stop the bleeding. When he was done, he took the little fox lying in a pool of rain and blood to a clean place, wiped it again, and wiped it dry.

The fat man's brain is about to explode, there are too many weirdos and strange things! The brain couldn't process such a huge amount of information, so he simply raised his head and took a sip of the remaining wine in the bottle, and lay down with his eyes closed......

Slept until dawn, the sun stinged your eyes. The fat man rubbed his eyes and sat up with a frown. Glancing inside the house, the sword was still there, and the little fox was gone. The fat man walked over to get his sword, but he didn't pay attention to his feet on the way, and kicked an empty wine bottle. The fat man looked at it: Well, last night's incident was not a dream.

Holding the hilt of the sword, put the sword into the scabbard, the fat man held the scabbard and shook it desperately, but did not react, the fat man waved the scabbard and knocked it on the table, but before he could react, he changed places and hit the wall with the scabbard...... No matter how the fat man tosses, this sword just doesn't say anything.

"Huh!" The fat man drew his sword and glared at the tip of the sword, "You're playing dead for me again, aren't you?" Speak! ”

A voice at the door "giggled" and laughed, and the fat man turned his head to look, ah! What a big bowl of rice! Look at the rice bowl first, and then look at the person: The woman who serves the rice is yesterday's little fox. The fat man put away his sword and ran over happily: "Oh, you've become human again?" ”

The little fox was embarrassed: "Ah, ha...... Yes, thank you very much. Holding the bowl of rice in both hands, he handed it to the fat man.

The fat man replied, "You're welcome", but he only had this bowl of rice in his eyes, and he took it and put it in his mouth, stuffing it to the fullest. The little fox leaned against the door and looked at the fat man's eating, full of joy. A bowl of rice was almost at the bottom, and the fat man suddenly realized: Just such a bowl of rice, all for me, what does she eat? Whether it's a human or a demon, I'm always sorry for her! Ouch, I'm also greedy, I haven't asked anyone, and I haven't thought about leaving a little for anyone. It shouldn't, it really shouldn't!

The fat man looked up, blushed, and stammered, "Ah...... Forgot to ask, you...... Have you eaten it? The woman smiled and replied gently, "I ate it." Then the fat man lowered his head again, and shaved not a grain of rice left in the bowl.

When she had finished eating, the woman reached out and took the bowl back, turned and left. The fat man said "hey", he didn't know, whether he was reluctant or something to ask her, in short, he felt that she couldn't just leave, and shouted like this.

The woman looked back and smiled: "Hasn't the benefactor eaten enough?" ”

The fat man hurriedly pulled out a smile to hide his embarrassment: "Ha, no, that's not what you mean...... Where are you going? ”

"Oh," said the woman, "this bowl of rice was begged, and when the benefactor has finished eating, I must give it back." If you don't have enough to eat...... Shall I go ask for another bowl? ”

"Oh no! That's enough, that's enough," the fat man waved his hand, "and there you go!" ”

"Howler!" The woman smiled sweetly and seemed to be happy.

"Huh! Wait a minute! ”

"What's the matter? Benefactor. ”

"You're going to deliver the bowl...... Do you want to pay it back? ”

"Are you still letting me come back?"

"Go and come back!"