The fat man was able to escape death, but it was also thanks to meeting the ghost lady the night before, so that the little fat man could see it. Otherwise, where can a fat man hold it?

Coming out of the village, walking on the deserted road. The little fat man drew his sword: "Hi ~ hello ~ Hey, talk, hey!" The sword still ignored him. There is nothing to do, walking, but fortunately, the food reserves are very sufficient, take out something to eat, and move forward while eating.

The distance from the village to the town is not short. At this time, the gates of the city are closed, and it is impossible to enter the city. I can only hope that there will be residents on the road, and it is better to spend the night there. I looked up at the sky, and it was gray. It's not good, look at what it means, I'm afraid it's going to rain. If you can't go to the village in front of the village and don't have a store in the back, where can you take shelter from the rain? The little fat man wiped his mouth and ran forward.

"Coax coax", a dull thunder sounded in the sky. forced the little fat man to pant and have to keep running. After running a few steps, lightning flashed and thundered in the air. Lightning flashed, and the light pierced the sky, illuminating the ground. With this flash of white light, the little fat man saw that there was a house in front of him, and he was overjoyed, and the soles of his feet sped up, and when he couldn't run, he twisted his butt forward like a race walk. In an instant, the downpour fell down, and the little fat man walked slowly and arrived in front of the house, and jumped in without hesitation.

As soon as I jumped in, I heard a "Huh?" ”。 The fat man looked up and saw that there were three people sitting around the Eight Immortals table in the room, and this "huh" was a surprise to the arrival of the fat man. The fat man arched his hand and said, "Excuse me!" Walking so far in the middle of the night, there is nowhere to shelter from the rain, and the three of you ...... "The fat man has to ask people first whether they are from their own family or like themselves to take shelter from the rain." I couldn't go on halfway through the words, so I looked at the three people sitting there: a bald monk, a Taoist dressed as a Taoist, and a long-haired woman! This...... If you are a bald head and a nun, the fat man will understand: this is the long-standing folk story of the bald donkey and the poor road robbing the teacher. This one...... What's the deal with a long-haired woman? These are the two immortals who are here to open meat?

These three you look at me and I look at you, without saying a word, the Taoist chief nodded first, and then the other two also nodded, as if they had reached some kind of agreement. The fat man didn't understand, what kind of code words did the three of them have? The Taoist chief stroked his gray beard, turned his head to look at the fat man, laughed, and said, "Come here." ”

The fat man looked back, and there was no one. Turning his head to look, he was the only one left in the room except for these three! What do you mean by "you"? Leave it alone, let's go first. The fat man walked forward. At this table, the long-haired woman was sitting facing the door, the other two were sitting on the left and right, and the fat man passed by, with his back to the door, and sat opposite the woman. When I got so close, it was really a flower and a moon. The woman didn't dodge or dodge, blinking her bright eyes, pursing her lips and smiling, looking directly at the fat man, looking at each other, but the fat man first rolled his eyes to avoid her sight.

As soon as the fat man's eyes moved, he naturally had to move to the two beside him. As soon as he glanced at the monk's face, the monk glanced at the fat man and asked, "How is this?" ”

"How's that?" The fat man replied to the monk's words as he swept his eyes to the other side to look at the Taoist.

The Taoist chief also tried his best to give the fat man a look, his eyes stared at the fat man first, his eyes quickly turned to the woman's side, and then immediately swung back to stare at the fat man, and then quickly swept towards the woman. After going back and forth a few times, the fat man pondered what the Taoist meant: You look at her, you look at her, come, follow my sight, look at her, look at her, look at her!

Just the state of this monk's eyes, just like the two stinky hooligans on the street who are eyeing someone's little daughter-in-law. The fat man decided not to "go along with them" and said, "Well, I know, I understand, I've followed your eyes several times, what's wrong with her?" ”

"Hey!" The monk sighed, "You know what a fart, you know!" ”

The Taoist chief hurriedly stopped: "Amitabha...... Don't swear, it's ugly. ”

The monk coughed, sat up straight, took the fat man's hand, and said, "Poor Dao ......"

"Shut up!" Is this all human talk?! The fat man was righteous and righteous, and slapped the table, startling the other three.

The Taoist chief put his arm on the fat man's shoulders and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter, fat man?" "This is the old man who is not serious~ He is a person with a white beard, and he calls the little fat man "master".

The fat man removed the hand that the Taoist chief put on his shoulder and asked, "What did you mean by 'Amitabha'?" ”

"Uh-huh." The Taoist nodded.

The fat man turned to look at the monk again: "You call yourself 'Poor Dao'?" ”

"Uh-huh." The monk nodded.

The monk touched his head, the Taoist chief stroked his beard, and they all looked at the fat man, and the two asked at the same time, "Is there any problem?" ”

"There is a problem," said the fat man, "and from my many years of experience, you should be ...... Sorry for the wrong teacher! ”

Looking at the two in front of him, he felt coke and pathetic: "Hey~ Look at it, your hair is ...... Oh, you don't have hair. Look at you, your hair is gray, hey, I've been deceived for a lifetime, it's a pity, it's a pity! I don't know which two living immortals your two masters are, and they have wasted your life of cultivation, hey......"

Before the words fell, the two of them couldn't stand up with a straight laugh. Fat man confession: Hey! I shouldn't have said that! You see, the blow was too big, and it went crazy at once. These two are crazy, there is still one sitting there, and the fat man looks up and sees that the woman opposite is laughing and trembling. It's over, this is crazy? The fat man thought straight in his heart: "Amitabha, poor sins, sins." ”

The three men in the room were only laughing, leaning forward and back, and the room was full of laughter, and only the fat man was left at a loss, sitting and looking at the teeth of this one, and looking at the throat and eyes of the other.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang. It is said to be the sound of thunder, but it is not normal - listening to this sound, it is above my head, as if a thunderbolt is falling on the roof! The fat man's body trembled in shock, and after closing his eyes for a few seconds, he felt that the room was unusually quiet. The thunder was gone, and so was the laughter of the three men. Busy opening your eyes. There was the woman sitting opposite, and a monk was sitting on either side. It's just that the three of them sat upright with serious expressions, as if the scene where they laughed just now had never happened at all. The woman still blinked, staring at the fat man. The two on both sides closed their eyes and moved their mouths, not knowing what to say.

The monk suddenly opened his eyes, smiled evilly, pointed at the woman, and said to the fat man, "Say, how is this?" The voice was majestic, as if it came from all sides of the house, and poured into the ears of the fat man.

The fat man replied vaguely: "I think...... It's good, it's good, it's good-looking. ”

Hearing the "haha" laughter, the Taoist also opened his eyes, stood up and patted the fat man's shoulder, pinched it hard, and said, "It's good-looking, then I'll give it to you!" ”

"Huh! Wait...... Wow! As soon as the fat man was about to stretch out his hand to stop the Dao Chief, he felt a pain in his shoulder, as if his bones had been crushed by the old Dao Chief.

The Taoist chief waved the dust and threw it on the monk's bald head, and the sound of "pop" was very loud and crisp. The Taoist chief "snorted" and turned his head and left. The monk screamed loudly, jumped up and chased the Taoist, and when he reached the door, the monk jumped up, his head flashed, and he struggled to crash into the Taoist, and the two of them flew out. When the fat man went to the door, there was no trace of the two, and there were no footprints on the ground.